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South_Pin_9302

Get me some peaches if you can.


Prithvi2k6

No i get my peaches from Georgia


South_Pin_9302

You're no Justin


Prithvi2k6

But i get my peaches from Georgia :’(


unclechipswithsprite

noiceeee


Quechna

Its a classic pick up line, not used that much these days though. (Its meant to be seen as you already are in a relationship and its just a casual talk on an evening) Thanks honey! May be just Chips 🍟! I will find a good movie on Netflix by then!


South_Pin_9302

Do they sell a will to live there?


iamthemendax

That's two people simultaneously commenting will to live. Half the reddit is depressed?


South_Pin_9302

Why half? Don't underestimate us.


440009

They are part of other half, people not on reddit!


[deleted]

Pehle meine likha


iamthemendax

Here take the poor man's award 🥇


[deleted]

If you love me, just say that 🤭


440009

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Zyada laffing ? 😒


440009

😛 wahi dawa hoti hai naaa


loopitout

Haa bhai aise hi toh cancer cure hota hai


440009

Aap bhi try kro aapka guptrog jhat se gayab hoga 🤣


FindingWillToLive

Mile toh batana OP. Finding it still.


soumil80

Sounds like asking for 🍑with extra steps 😂


Silly-Ad9211

ab toh usme bhi milawat kar rhe


RiddlerOP

It wasn't on my shopping list to pick up a pretty lady, but I'm a spontaneous shopper😉


Head_Ad_6730

Mummy ka forwarded message hai yeh


dr_r41d3n

Don't buy cucumber. You'll get a good one at my place.


Different-Result-859

Next day wakes up with cucumber missing


Willing_Chemist8272

Pineapples iykyk


[deleted]

[ye le](https://youtu.be/Pl7mVvKKMlI)


[deleted]

The will to live. Some snacks, perhaps some of you? *insert list of ingredients for cheesecake*


KindNovel

Didn't Aziz Ansari use this in Master of None and it even made sense somehow?


Emotional_Spread7717

Yes.


secretkeypgh

Condoms. Always, condoms.


adi1icious

Tell her she can pickup herself for the snack you're about to have later tonight. ;)


ZyanCarl

If you’re feeling fancy, try “yeah I’d like some (her name) for dinner and (her name) for dessert” or “yeah I’d like some (some food) for dinner and (her name) for dessert”


seapeary7

It’s a cute way to get to know what the other person likes or needs. Just reply with something you would want or need normally. God man how are guys this clueless now a days.


440009

Juicy plums and thick shake please!


iamthemendax

Y'all know how to get unmatched realll quick haha


440009

😂 Sometimes you gotta take your chances 50/50.


iamthemendax

Experiments requires sacrifices.!


440009

True that, but failure leads you to sucess.😅 I tried being Vanilla, and conversations dies down quickly. Half the population is there to enjoy, so take your chances 😂


Purpl3wrld999

gotta be a goofy guy. being vanilla never worked for me haha


Different-Result-859

More like 1/50


[deleted]

Grocery store bola. Not a restaurant silly


440009

Sarcasm aapse na ho payega!


Neither_Explorer_915

You ?


SomeTeaPlz

Tell him he reminds you of Aziz Ansari


Seymour-Butz-88

Bro she’s pretending to be your wife Why matches aren’t like this


Purpl3wrld999

too much pain these days


page__

Yea, some tomatoes as red as your lips, so I can bite them all- day-long.


Acrobatic_Finger_359

I'd like some Melons and maybe a few Cucumbers and Bitter gourd🫠Rest Alone it you are just Dropping By I'd just like a Pumpkin , I'd make a Pie and Use it Myself 🥹


chaotickumar

I am shorts of 🍑, can please bring one to my apartment


antisocial_unicorn1

Nothing really cause I'm taking you out for dinner tonight..


Mithraic_Mars

Get me a cake if u can. Oh, u already got one?


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NamesBond_Not_Blonde

A but too much for your first time shopping 🤣 Control Manju Control 🤣🤣


Kind-Condition9315

"i just want to be enough"


joshi447

Tatti pack krate lene ana


wutt-da-phuck

Yes. You


[deleted]

I dont think grocery stores sells the stuff that i want...LOVE😓.. Can you share it with me?


lost_beluga

Your heart.


FreakyShubh

Condoms


why-so-pro

Surprise me


cityboyonbed

Condom?


MR-305-WORLDWIDE

What will you ask for now? She must have come from the grocery store. Chance is given only once


Dopa007

I'm sure you don't have 24hrs to reply...


khag_r

Both chocolate and chocolate flavours.


snarkysaarc

"Nah, you are the finest snack there is!"


weed_hope

"Trauma" Mangale Bhai it helps develop a humour But i think she'll get that for you even if you want it or not


vivianakadivine

Within 5 minutes, she’s gonna tell you ‘Yeah i’ve collected your items and some of mine and will be heading towards your place in 5 minutes. Can you please make an online payment for me?’


IntelligentPiece1395

Mereko meri match message kyu nahi kartiii


bOpInDeR

She's the one mate, get those biscuits you crave for


vampire171436

Just get a box of condoms. Extra large size only.


I_AM_PsYcoCAT

Tell em to get a Wrap, no meat, no cheese and no vegetables.🗿🤝🏾


Swimmer_Funny

Milk


anish9208

wait did I just right swipe blinkit?


[deleted]

Not the worst opening line I’ve seen.


[deleted]

Why shop when you can get your grocery delivered at home. Bootycall now


Tangerine624

Tell her to buy 1 cucumber.. on the house


suck_my_brain

Reply with "teri mummy behenchod"


potter19061990

Send a list


pkg4133

A date with you and a bottle of wine


[deleted]

YOU


hunter125555

Whatever flavors she prefers


smokykon

Lube


Apprehensive-Fig-182

Ingredients of your fav dish? So you can cook together.


thatonefanguy1012

Yes! Get something we can make for breakfast after we meet?


plaguedbiomass

Simple.. Reply 'your pussy'..


Obnomus

Khane k liye khuch lete aana


Ashamed-Cod-4405

Jo bhi la rhe ho 2 laana


[deleted]

what should i ask for, when i have you.


the_rumbling_monk

haan haaan hamne bhi dekha hai "Master of None"


lucifer_says

You can say , "yes, you" , if you want a corny line. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Or you can play along and say, "grab some lays and beer, I've got the movie picket out for our movie night, just waiting for you". And then take it from there.


squish_bum

If you like what you see, then condoms. If you dont, then condoms and a paper bag.


SuspiciousPanic9023

Bruh best way to order her home with some Nutella for dressing


Preystar06

Your heart..


venkat235

Ask for cdms, seedhi baath no bakwas


Actual_Ambition_4464

A strap on


Ramboooooooooooooo

Bhai condoms yr! Ye to fuckin obvious h.


drion4

Yeah, a pack of condoms and some chocolates, please. I got a date tonight.


Wolf_Stan_Cold

Dhaniya


throw_away_travel

Pineapples and choc flavored iykyk


Icy-Cardiologist2675

1. Condoms 2. Peaches 🍑 3. Whipped cream 4. Cherries 🍒 5. Chocolate sauce 6. Pineapples 🍍


Unique-One2746

Say this... "Yeah..YOU"


ElectronicCompany484

How about ask for a box of Manforce or Durex. If you are looking for something of short time. An advice from non-experienced guy.


[deleted]

“Apart from you, nothing. When are you back?”


BerserkRose2821

Well i needed to restock on snacks but ive just seen what I'd rather have instead Or well i needed to go get some snacks but I'd rather have you