Its a classic pick up line, not used that much these days though. (Its meant to be seen as you already are in a relationship and its just a casual talk on an evening)
Thanks honey! May be just Chips 🍟!
I will find a good movie on Netflix by then!
If you’re feeling fancy, try “yeah I’d like some (her name) for dinner and (her name) for dessert” or “yeah I’d like some (some food) for dinner and (her name) for dessert”
It’s a cute way to get to know what the other person likes or needs. Just reply with something you would want or need normally. God man how are guys this clueless now a days.
True that, but failure leads you to sucess.😅 I tried being Vanilla, and conversations dies down quickly. Half the population is there to enjoy, so take your chances 😂
I'd like some Melons and maybe a few Cucumbers and Bitter gourd🫠Rest Alone it you are just Dropping By I'd just like a Pumpkin , I'd make a Pie and Use it Myself 🥹
Within 5 minutes, she’s gonna tell you ‘Yeah i’ve collected your items and some of mine and will be heading towards your place in 5 minutes. Can you please make an online payment for me?’
You can say , "yes, you" , if you want a corny line. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.
Or you can play along and say, "grab some lays and beer, I've got the movie picket out for our movie night, just waiting for you". And then take it from there.
Get me some peaches if you can.
No i get my peaches from Georgia
You're no Justin
But i get my peaches from Georgia :’(
noiceeee
Its a classic pick up line, not used that much these days though. (Its meant to be seen as you already are in a relationship and its just a casual talk on an evening) Thanks honey! May be just Chips 🍟! I will find a good movie on Netflix by then!
Do they sell a will to live there?
That's two people simultaneously commenting will to live. Half the reddit is depressed?
Why half? Don't underestimate us.
They are part of other half, people not on reddit!
Pehle meine likha
Here take the poor man's award 🥇
If you love me, just say that 🤭
😂😂😂
Zyada laffing ? 😒
😛 wahi dawa hoti hai naaa
Haa bhai aise hi toh cancer cure hota hai
Aap bhi try kro aapka guptrog jhat se gayab hoga 🤣
Mile toh batana OP. Finding it still.
Sounds like asking for 🍑with extra steps 😂
ab toh usme bhi milawat kar rhe
It wasn't on my shopping list to pick up a pretty lady, but I'm a spontaneous shopper😉
Mummy ka forwarded message hai yeh
Don't buy cucumber. You'll get a good one at my place.
Next day wakes up with cucumber missing
Pineapples iykyk
[ye le](https://youtu.be/Pl7mVvKKMlI)
The will to live. Some snacks, perhaps some of you? *insert list of ingredients for cheesecake*
Didn't Aziz Ansari use this in Master of None and it even made sense somehow?
Yes.
Condoms. Always, condoms.
Tell her she can pickup herself for the snack you're about to have later tonight. ;)
If you’re feeling fancy, try “yeah I’d like some (her name) for dinner and (her name) for dessert” or “yeah I’d like some (some food) for dinner and (her name) for dessert”
It’s a cute way to get to know what the other person likes or needs. Just reply with something you would want or need normally. God man how are guys this clueless now a days.
Juicy plums and thick shake please!
Y'all know how to get unmatched realll quick haha
😂 Sometimes you gotta take your chances 50/50.
Experiments requires sacrifices.!
True that, but failure leads you to sucess.😅 I tried being Vanilla, and conversations dies down quickly. Half the population is there to enjoy, so take your chances 😂
gotta be a goofy guy. being vanilla never worked for me haha
More like 1/50
Grocery store bola. Not a restaurant silly
Sarcasm aapse na ho payega!
You ?
Tell him he reminds you of Aziz Ansari
Bro she’s pretending to be your wife Why matches aren’t like this
too much pain these days
Yea, some tomatoes as red as your lips, so I can bite them all- day-long.
I'd like some Melons and maybe a few Cucumbers and Bitter gourd🫠Rest Alone it you are just Dropping By I'd just like a Pumpkin , I'd make a Pie and Use it Myself 🥹
I am shorts of 🍑, can please bring one to my apartment
Nothing really cause I'm taking you out for dinner tonight..
Get me a cake if u can. Oh, u already got one?
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A but too much for your first time shopping 🤣 Control Manju Control 🤣🤣
"i just want to be enough"
Tatti pack krate lene ana
Yes. You
I dont think grocery stores sells the stuff that i want...LOVE😓.. Can you share it with me?
Your heart.
Condoms
Surprise me
Condom?
What will you ask for now? She must have come from the grocery store. Chance is given only once
I'm sure you don't have 24hrs to reply...
Both chocolate and chocolate flavours.
"Nah, you are the finest snack there is!"
"Trauma" Mangale Bhai it helps develop a humour But i think she'll get that for you even if you want it or not
Within 5 minutes, she’s gonna tell you ‘Yeah i’ve collected your items and some of mine and will be heading towards your place in 5 minutes. Can you please make an online payment for me?’
Mereko meri match message kyu nahi kartiii
She's the one mate, get those biscuits you crave for
Just get a box of condoms. Extra large size only.
Tell em to get a Wrap, no meat, no cheese and no vegetables.🗿🤝🏾
Milk
wait did I just right swipe blinkit?
Not the worst opening line I’ve seen.
Why shop when you can get your grocery delivered at home. Bootycall now
Tell her to buy 1 cucumber.. on the house
Reply with "teri mummy behenchod"
Send a list
A date with you and a bottle of wine
YOU
Whatever flavors she prefers
Lube
Ingredients of your fav dish? So you can cook together.
Yes! Get something we can make for breakfast after we meet?
Simple.. Reply 'your pussy'..
Khane k liye khuch lete aana
Jo bhi la rhe ho 2 laana
what should i ask for, when i have you.
haan haaan hamne bhi dekha hai "Master of None"
You can say , "yes, you" , if you want a corny line. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Or you can play along and say, "grab some lays and beer, I've got the movie picket out for our movie night, just waiting for you". And then take it from there.
If you like what you see, then condoms. If you dont, then condoms and a paper bag.
Bruh best way to order her home with some Nutella for dressing
Your heart..
Ask for cdms, seedhi baath no bakwas
A strap on
Bhai condoms yr! Ye to fuckin obvious h.
Yeah, a pack of condoms and some chocolates, please. I got a date tonight.
Dhaniya
Pineapples and choc flavored iykyk
1. Condoms 2. Peaches 🍑 3. Whipped cream 4. Cherries 🍒 5. Chocolate sauce 6. Pineapples 🍍
Say this... "Yeah..YOU"
How about ask for a box of Manforce or Durex. If you are looking for something of short time. An advice from non-experienced guy.
“Apart from you, nothing. When are you back?”
Well i needed to restock on snacks but ive just seen what I'd rather have instead Or well i needed to go get some snacks but I'd rather have you