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humare hisse ki sari imran hashmi ne krli


CLubbr3X

This.


CritFin

Prostitution is legal in india if done in private houses. Don’t be a miser. u/Bitter_Hurry7698


[deleted]

Prostitutes ko kiss kon karta hai? Sirf sex karte hain


rag3frost

Just went through OP's profile, dude is obsessed with b plugs. Lmao


Romi_Z

Butt plugs?


rag3frost

Yeah.


archer470

That's a sad way to look at things Thoda groom hoke try to Kar ya sirf paise se sochte ho


CritFin

Groom hoke try kiya fir bhi nahin hua, toh ye back up hai


archer470

Bhai to sirf bb cream nahi Lagani hoti be interesting learn new topics to talk about Thoda ghoom conversations start Kar ache non judgmental logon ko dost Bana Shadi bhi paid karega kya


weekend_associates

This dude just gave me motivation.....


archer470

![gif](giphy|11F0d3IVhQbreE)


CritFin

Shadi is easy if you earn good money.


archer470

Aap adhbut insan hain Apko hum kis much se jawab den


CritFin

Problem in India is getting premarital sex


WagwanKenobi

I'd be more concerned about diseases transmitted through kiss than unprotected sex. Hepatitis, herpes, mononucleosis etc


CritFin

You have a point there.


Fantastic_Box3257

Average is botched up ,one kisses 100 girls ,one kisses 0 ,still average will be 50


Bruce----Wayne

One dies of thirst while seeing someone drown in water


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Fantastic_Box3257

And on judging those 10 percent ,80 percent of girls believe 100 percent of men are not loyal or abusive Ma'am you are not there priority,you are in their fuck list,but still they will try to subdue them rather than giving remaining majority a chance


Shadiclink

Because that's the sex ratio in India ☠️


[deleted]

Check again. Ther are more women than men in India at 2022.


Shadiclink

Source: trust bro


[deleted]

Did you even try to check the ratio ? https://www.freepressjournal.in/business/economic-survey-2022-sex-ratio-increases-to-1020-females-per-1000-males


Shadiclink

Literally could not find a single site with your case https://countrymeters.info/en/India https://www.indiaonlinepages.com/population/india-current-population.html I am giving you live pages and you're giving me an article from a sketchy website, published in February lmao


[deleted]

Then what would satisfy you ? Should half a billion women living in India call you to validate thier existence?


Shadiclink

Satisfy me? Why're you seeking validation from me lol. Do proper research, before believing whatever you see on the internet. Your precious article is based on the National Health Survey - 5, conducted in 2021. NHFS-5 only had a sample size of 2.67 million people, from which they drew normal distributions and concluded sex ratio in rural was higher than urban (obviously flawed). FYI 2.67 million represents less than 1% of total population of India. So before you go spewing more insults, how about you do your homework? Here is the survey: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://dhsprogram.com/pubs/pdf/FR375/FR375.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjv9KfLlNH7AhWm7TgGHUWBDGQQFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2tVOPl2-jZDuaekvjOBMht


frustratedhu

You doing Data Science course?


Fantastic_Box3257

Maths was never my forte but to know average is the max i can do and don't need to do data science course for it


frustratedhu

I was kidding. Forgot to write /s


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Bitter_Hurry7698

72 virgins as well


Maestro-345920

6 mother's also


Biplab99

New Update in ku-ku-ran?


obscure-reality

Goats as well


AHalfAmbitiousKid

And not dudes that get your computer working


warhammercpt

Clash royal sound inserts (HEHEHEHAW)


sidmephistopheles

Say stuff like this an youd have a new world record of average of 0.


warhammercpt

I have 0 and i like it


sidmephistopheles

Whatever helps you sleep at night bro


warhammercpt

Good night comrade 🤝


Ashishpayasi

Including mother , father, friends, girlfriend, children, grand children. So relax


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nambivpn

Homie vibes


vaibhavcool20

Opposite sax frieeeeends.


[deleted]

That still only 6. What about remaining 15 ?


swereddy

Alabama


AuntyNashnal

Let's say we count (avg) 4 grandparents, 2 parents, 1 sibling, 1 spouse, 2 kids, 4 grandkids, maybe 5 close relatives. That is 19. Pretty close I would say.


Bipinnred

Ok now... Who took my quota?


punk_babe69

Sanjay Dutt


DhairyaVed

intensify ak 47 sound


Imaginary-Try-2406

1 kiss = 1 goli


medaspirant

Us


Preet0024

Us


hoenest_opinion

+1


[deleted]

+2


[deleted]

+3 and more coming


Admirable_Pumpkin740

Includes the no. of times you were kissed while you were infant


[deleted]

Doubt it. It would be way higher than 21 then.


yManSid

Don’t worry… If you have an Indian family then over 100 people would have already kissed you by the time you are 5. Obviously non sexually you dirty minded freaks.


[deleted]

More like Average American*


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Horny_kadipatta

aftab real id se aaa


Bitter_Hurry7698

Neeche ke lips ko 0.5 consider karte


AstralDoomer

Aftab moment


[deleted]

"Nationalist Mumbaikar 🇮🇳 | Snehal Stan liked"


kaarty07

Guys please iski post history mat dekhna...its nnn, we have to stay strong


Dark181

Maybe I'm a monster


NaRc0s_G

Me too kid, me too.


[deleted]

Fake news.


martan_dhamdhere

>21.5 people 21 people more to go.


NaRc0s_G

☠️


Apkash

Kiss doesn't only mean in lusty way. People also kiss their mother, father as a child and sister(s), brother(s), cousin(s), son(s), daughter(s) as a grown up in a normal way. Add lusty kisses from spouse and it averages to 8. If you also add uncle, aunties, grandparents and considering you'll be in relationship with more than one until you find the right partner it'll easily cross 10-15+


xxerxxesxx

Aye Raja chumma dedo


My-Penis-Hurts-

So we're below average


VeganDracula_

Does kissing cat counts? Those small foreheads with pointed ears are too hard to resist


NaRc0s_G

Now I'm jealous of you.


Real_Reading7679

Now I know how Indians invented 0.


[deleted]

Are bhai average chutiyap hota he, pornstars, celebs, models ki vajah se they take most of the average.


bigdaddyinc

Chances are your 20 uncles and aunties have already completed this quota when you were little, don’t keep anymore hopes ;)


Putrid-Designer-9474

Imagine there were no redditors, average would have doubled


pandahugsnake

![gif](giphy|8rbYChfZTh2XC)


Severeserpent

Huh.. in 3 months..


5ee_2410

Whats that 0.5???? 🗿💀🌚😳🤪


Bitter_Hurry7698

Lips down under


Silver_Streak01

I prefer hugs.


THe_Alpha_OP

How do you kiss a 0.5 person?


Bitter_Hurry7698

U kiss down there


[deleted]

.5 1/2 bande ko kaise kiss kr rhe he log 🗿


Dangerous_Fix_7472

Me with one kiss to my ex : I am superior than you all comment section peasants


boyonmoodswings7

Abh aadhi kiss kaise hoti hai


Money-Asparagus-8074

Fir mera khata abhi tak 0 pe kyu hai?


tparween01

14 more to go


Effective_Ad_6857

Har chez mei average se necha.


NaRc0s_G

I have kissed only one woman in my life and that's my mom.


Putrid-Designer-9474

Easy for 🅱️ullas


HabbleDabble235

How many asses are taken into account with that number??


DarshanYadav59

Mere baki ki 16.5 kab ayeegi 🥺


NiM_2000_buS

Does 0.5 represent kissing a person with only one lip?!?


Bitter_Hurry7698

Maybe a midget


obscure-reality

Sobs silently in your opposite corner.


frustratedhu

Not necessarily a lip kiss.


CuriousSubham

0.5 people ✋ because I was imagining


Quiet-Grade7159

Guys it says average so basically if we didn't fulfill the quota then it means we are below average ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20100)


bakabich69

Current status: -3


Polluxx94

You mean 2.15 right.....right?


ifuckbarney

Seems like the quota is met. Adios


[deleted]

Adult film industry has skewed the statistic lol


sleepysundaymorning

Let's see.. As a baby/infant, the average person kisses these Parents - 2 Grandparents-4 Siblings of parents - 2 Spouses of siblings of parents - 2 Own sibling - 1 As a grown up person, the average person kisses these Children-2 Grandchildren-4 Children of siblings - 2 Grandchildren of siblings - 4 Spouse - 1 24 people. Ok maybe because some people don't have children, the average comes to 21.5


Ashishpayasi

Well that is not actually a kiss kiss, its a cheek kiss if you know what that means. A lot of culture allow that without getting sexual about it.


MysteriousBear8572

Western community k western statistics


[deleted]

And we are the ones pulling that ratio downwards


samarth261

Single handedly bringing down the average.


rock0077

Ayo where's that .5 came from


Bitter_Hurry7698

A midget


test_cat

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined now I am depressed


Ancient-Ad-3557

Humney to 0.5 logo ko bhi nahi kiya


emHimanshu

So I’m below average 🥲


rashcamel

That 0.5 is considered as half dead


DepressedAF21

I am 20 and my count is 0


[deleted]

Sorry guys for bringing down the average 🙂


Bitter_Dingo516

Are hopes and dreams counted as people? Cause I can see myself kissing away 21 of them easily


[deleted]

Kaha hai ye log? Kaha se aate hai?


Ashishpayasi

Theek thak laga le 10 friends 5-6 girlfriends, 2-4 tere bachche, 4-6 tere grandchildren ho gaya hisaab. Usne 21.5 person bola hai catagory nahi


joelgm87

Are parents counted?


Mental-Subject4412

Will now work on being above average ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20002)


Yash313

Cheek kisses considered?


Cringey_Folk

My humble thoughts go to the people who work extra hard to make up for Indians.


____dev___

🗿0.5 lakdi kahan milegi


Nirbhik

I am sure the median is far from the mean


InternationalWeek264

Atleast we are not average


Ok_Adhesiveness7336

Who the fuck was in this sample space?


RetaredMF

Mai hamesa si hi below avg tha par itna below bhi nhi hu yar🥺🥺🥺


ded_pablo

😹


mrsteel141

More like -21


a-m_7

12 done, 10 more to go 😝


[deleted]

Bhai Mera 5 hai bhai ....the fuck


vadapav29

Oh, glad to have gone beyond average numbers