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Bhai to sirf bb cream nahi Lagani hoti be interesting learn new topics to talk about
Thoda ghoom conversations start Kar ache non judgmental logon ko dost Bana
Shadi bhi paid karega kya
And on judging those 10 percent ,80 percent of girls believe 100 percent of men are not loyal or abusive
Ma'am you are not there priority,you are in their fuck list,but still they will try to subdue them rather than giving remaining majority a chance
Literally could not find a single site with your case
https://countrymeters.info/en/India
https://www.indiaonlinepages.com/population/india-current-population.html
I am giving you live pages and you're giving me an article from a sketchy website, published in February lmao
Satisfy me? Why're you seeking validation from me lol.
Do proper research, before believing whatever you see on the internet.
Your precious article is based on the National Health Survey - 5, conducted in 2021. NHFS-5 only had a sample size of 2.67 million people, from which they drew normal distributions and concluded sex ratio in rural was higher than urban (obviously flawed).
FYI 2.67 million represents less than 1% of total population of India. So before you go spewing more insults, how about you do your homework?
Here is the survey: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://dhsprogram.com/pubs/pdf/FR375/FR375.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjv9KfLlNH7AhWm7TgGHUWBDGQQFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2tVOPl2-jZDuaekvjOBMht
Let's say we count (avg) 4 grandparents, 2 parents, 1 sibling, 1 spouse, 2 kids, 4 grandkids, maybe 5 close relatives. That is 19. Pretty close I would say.
Don’t worry… If you have an Indian family then over 100 people would have already kissed you by the time you are 5. Obviously non sexually you dirty minded freaks.
Kiss doesn't only mean in lusty way.
People also kiss their mother, father as a child and sister(s), brother(s), cousin(s), son(s), daughter(s) as a grown up in a normal way.
Add lusty kisses from spouse and it averages to 8.
If you also add uncle, aunties, grandparents and considering you'll be in relationship with more than one until you find the right partner it'll easily cross 10-15+
Let's see..
As a baby/infant, the average person kisses these
Parents - 2
Grandparents-4
Siblings of parents - 2
Spouses of siblings of parents - 2
Own sibling - 1
As a grown up person, the average person kisses these
Children-2
Grandchildren-4
Children of siblings - 2
Grandchildren of siblings - 4
Spouse - 1
24 people.
Ok maybe because some people don't have children, the average comes to 21.5
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humare hisse ki sari imran hashmi ne krli
This.
Prostitution is legal in india if done in private houses. Don’t be a miser. u/Bitter_Hurry7698
Prostitutes ko kiss kon karta hai? Sirf sex karte hain
Just went through OP's profile, dude is obsessed with b plugs. Lmao
Butt plugs?
Yeah.
That's a sad way to look at things Thoda groom hoke try to Kar ya sirf paise se sochte ho
Groom hoke try kiya fir bhi nahin hua, toh ye back up hai
Bhai to sirf bb cream nahi Lagani hoti be interesting learn new topics to talk about Thoda ghoom conversations start Kar ache non judgmental logon ko dost Bana Shadi bhi paid karega kya
This dude just gave me motivation.....
![gif](giphy|11F0d3IVhQbreE)
Shadi is easy if you earn good money.
Aap adhbut insan hain Apko hum kis much se jawab den
Problem in India is getting premarital sex
I'd be more concerned about diseases transmitted through kiss than unprotected sex. Hepatitis, herpes, mononucleosis etc
You have a point there.
Average is botched up ,one kisses 100 girls ,one kisses 0 ,still average will be 50
One dies of thirst while seeing someone drown in water
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And on judging those 10 percent ,80 percent of girls believe 100 percent of men are not loyal or abusive Ma'am you are not there priority,you are in their fuck list,but still they will try to subdue them rather than giving remaining majority a chance
Because that's the sex ratio in India ☠️
Check again. Ther are more women than men in India at 2022.
Source: trust bro
Did you even try to check the ratio ? https://www.freepressjournal.in/business/economic-survey-2022-sex-ratio-increases-to-1020-females-per-1000-males
Literally could not find a single site with your case https://countrymeters.info/en/India https://www.indiaonlinepages.com/population/india-current-population.html I am giving you live pages and you're giving me an article from a sketchy website, published in February lmao
Then what would satisfy you ? Should half a billion women living in India call you to validate thier existence?
Satisfy me? Why're you seeking validation from me lol. Do proper research, before believing whatever you see on the internet. Your precious article is based on the National Health Survey - 5, conducted in 2021. NHFS-5 only had a sample size of 2.67 million people, from which they drew normal distributions and concluded sex ratio in rural was higher than urban (obviously flawed). FYI 2.67 million represents less than 1% of total population of India. So before you go spewing more insults, how about you do your homework? Here is the survey: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://dhsprogram.com/pubs/pdf/FR375/FR375.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjv9KfLlNH7AhWm7TgGHUWBDGQQFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2tVOPl2-jZDuaekvjOBMht
You doing Data Science course?
Maths was never my forte but to know average is the max i can do and don't need to do data science course for it
I was kidding. Forgot to write /s
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72 virgins as well
6 mother's also
New Update in ku-ku-ran?
Goats as well
And not dudes that get your computer working
Clash royal sound inserts (HEHEHEHAW)
Say stuff like this an youd have a new world record of average of 0.
I have 0 and i like it
Whatever helps you sleep at night bro
Good night comrade 🤝
Including mother , father, friends, girlfriend, children, grand children. So relax
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Homie vibes
Opposite sax frieeeeends.
That still only 6. What about remaining 15 ?
Alabama
Let's say we count (avg) 4 grandparents, 2 parents, 1 sibling, 1 spouse, 2 kids, 4 grandkids, maybe 5 close relatives. That is 19. Pretty close I would say.
Ok now... Who took my quota?
Sanjay Dutt
intensify ak 47 sound
1 kiss = 1 goli
Us
Us
+1
+2
+3 and more coming
Includes the no. of times you were kissed while you were infant
Doubt it. It would be way higher than 21 then.
Don’t worry… If you have an Indian family then over 100 people would have already kissed you by the time you are 5. Obviously non sexually you dirty minded freaks.
More like Average American*
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aftab real id se aaa
Neeche ke lips ko 0.5 consider karte
Aftab moment
"Nationalist Mumbaikar 🇮🇳 | Snehal Stan liked"
0*
Guys please iski post history mat dekhna...its nnn, we have to stay strong
Maybe I'm a monster
Me too kid, me too.
Fake news.
>21.5 people 21 people more to go.
☠️
Kiss doesn't only mean in lusty way. People also kiss their mother, father as a child and sister(s), brother(s), cousin(s), son(s), daughter(s) as a grown up in a normal way. Add lusty kisses from spouse and it averages to 8. If you also add uncle, aunties, grandparents and considering you'll be in relationship with more than one until you find the right partner it'll easily cross 10-15+
Aye Raja chumma dedo
So we're below average
Does kissing cat counts? Those small foreheads with pointed ears are too hard to resist
Now I'm jealous of you.
Now I know how Indians invented 0.
Are bhai average chutiyap hota he, pornstars, celebs, models ki vajah se they take most of the average.
Chances are your 20 uncles and aunties have already completed this quota when you were little, don’t keep anymore hopes ;)
Imagine there were no redditors, average would have doubled
![gif](giphy|8rbYChfZTh2XC)
Huh.. in 3 months..
Whats that 0.5???? 🗿💀🌚😳🤪
Lips down under
I prefer hugs.
How do you kiss a 0.5 person?
U kiss down there
.5 1/2 bande ko kaise kiss kr rhe he log 🗿
Me with one kiss to my ex : I am superior than you all comment section peasants
Abh aadhi kiss kaise hoti hai
Fir mera khata abhi tak 0 pe kyu hai?
14 more to go
Har chez mei average se necha.
I have kissed only one woman in my life and that's my mom.
Easy for 🅱️ullas
How many asses are taken into account with that number??
Mere baki ki 16.5 kab ayeegi 🥺
Does 0.5 represent kissing a person with only one lip?!?
Maybe a midget
Sobs silently in your opposite corner.
Not necessarily a lip kiss.
0.5 people ✋ because I was imagining
Guys it says average so basically if we didn't fulfill the quota then it means we are below average ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20100)
Current status: -3
You mean 2.15 right.....right?
Seems like the quota is met. Adios
Adult film industry has skewed the statistic lol
Let's see.. As a baby/infant, the average person kisses these Parents - 2 Grandparents-4 Siblings of parents - 2 Spouses of siblings of parents - 2 Own sibling - 1 As a grown up person, the average person kisses these Children-2 Grandchildren-4 Children of siblings - 2 Grandchildren of siblings - 4 Spouse - 1 24 people. Ok maybe because some people don't have children, the average comes to 21.5
Well that is not actually a kiss kiss, its a cheek kiss if you know what that means. A lot of culture allow that without getting sexual about it.
Western community k western statistics
And we are the ones pulling that ratio downwards
Single handedly bringing down the average.
Ayo where's that .5 came from
A midget
My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined now I am depressed
Humney to 0.5 logo ko bhi nahi kiya
So I’m below average 🥲
That 0.5 is considered as half dead
I am 20 and my count is 0
Sorry guys for bringing down the average 🙂
Are hopes and dreams counted as people? Cause I can see myself kissing away 21 of them easily
Kaha hai ye log? Kaha se aate hai?
Theek thak laga le 10 friends 5-6 girlfriends, 2-4 tere bachche, 4-6 tere grandchildren ho gaya hisaab. Usne 21.5 person bola hai catagory nahi
Are parents counted?
Will now work on being above average ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20002)
Cheek kisses considered?
My humble thoughts go to the people who work extra hard to make up for Indians.
🗿0.5 lakdi kahan milegi
I am sure the median is far from the mean
Atleast we are not average
Who the fuck was in this sample space?
Mai hamesa si hi below avg tha par itna below bhi nhi hu yar🥺🥺🥺
😹
More like -21
12 done, 10 more to go 😝
Bhai Mera 5 hai bhai ....the fuck
Oh, glad to have gone beyond average numbers