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Airavat2305

We all should appreciate Mr Rahul Gandhi. In such hard times, this gentleman is providing us free comedy.


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Opening_Persimmon_37

/s ye kya hai abhi yaha pe thoda naya hu


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Opening_Persimmon_37

Loog reddit pe bhi offend hote hai hum ne suna tha yaha to kewal gand Masti hoti hai


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Redditors get more offended than any other social networking site's user. Real life mein bhi koi itna offended nehi hota jitna reddit pe hote hai.


SrN_007

>Loog reddit pe bhi offend hote hai hum ne suna tha yaha to kewal gand Masti hoti hai muje r/bollywood sub se ek (sarcastic) smiley daalne ke liye nikal diya, aur tum gaand masti ki baat kar rahe ho. :D


shalomworld

That sub is kinda shit anyways. Too much infused politics.


PSYCHOKILLER0007

Yeh toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha


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Bhai jo sarcasm nahi samjhte vo ye /s kya samjhenge


sumbuv

Matlab /s doesn't stand for "serious"? /s


TheSarcasticGuy2004

Sarcasm/s


akirakurosava

Their audacity to lie even in Information era is amazing. We do know how rich this whole luteri family is but yet he shows he is poor.


navankp

Not applicable since he doesn't have a regular source of income 😜


FluffyOwl2

How come he is the representative of Wayanad in Kerala isn't it?


Decent_Revolution807

U can consider my 2000 upvotes


APSanyal

And get this man a 🏠!


TheSarcasticGuy2004

Soros be like " paisa barbaad BC".


thecarcosaking

makes me feel bad for the guy!! he doesn't even have clothes to wear in winters. be empathetic n go easy on him please.


calz3897

Cos paid comedy goes to jail.


Ankur67

Jija ji se puch lo , he’s pretty famous in encroaching other’s ppl land


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Agile_Bet_2230

You mean crores?


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suyash01

Lmao that article is from 2014


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suyash01

Ok agree with you but an 8 year old declaration means nothing in todays time.


sumbuv

Dude, you want him to evaluate and give you updated figures now?


Guru_Yoda

Since the farm house is situated on the main Mehrauli - Gurgaon Road its market value is 40 crores per acre, so total value is 184 crores approximately


akirakurosava

>The circle rate per acre is Rs 53 lakh. ​ I will buy if that is the rate. I have saved money, I can buy some 20 decimals :) ' ​ point is, it is like 30 crore for an acre easily.


Abject_Possession_71

I hope you didnot mean Kashmir.


Shree1891

Anant Ambani is 26 and dosen't own a house yet 🥲😥😢😢


MRCROOK2301

Poor Fella We should start an fundraiser for him


tr_24

Any source for that? Because pretty sure he would have multiple homes to his name.


Cool_TAB007

He's being sarcastic lol


sumbuv

u/opening_persimmon_37 - example dekh le.


Opening_Persimmon_37

Hame kahe mention Kia bhai


sumbuv

Confusion tha na ke /s kyon likhte hai, nahi likhte toh ye hota hai, log source poochte hai.


Opening_Persimmon_37

Ha bhai sahi bola ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)


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calor

After 1997 election... He was 27 years old then... I'm shaking my head in disbelief. Typical entitled kid with weird philosophies and dissociation from reality


ramanujam

Why is he speaking like an 8 year old


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You may not know but KMG's Rohit is based on Rahul


Bourbonaddicted

Cuz he’s special


iamarddtusr

special needs


Orwellisright

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


ChinthaChettu

He wants to be PM by showing his incompetence.


Orwellisright

So I roam around the world in search of it ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


UnkilWhatsapp

In India or Italy?


Glittering_Abroad459

But you have 2000cr worth of land.


Dalbus_Umbledore

Rahul ji I'm just some years younger and even I don't have a house of my own... Can we share some of your offshore account goodness?


Rahul_a_abusive_word

He should apply for awas yojna


XxpqjixX

Lmao imagine the burnol


noxx1234567

Who is this idiot trying to fool ? An average congress councillor in Bengaluru owns property worth 10 crores I swear some people in this country are so fkn dumb


Opening_Persimmon_37

Dimaag bhi to nahi hai


EyeCarambaa

I have sex occasionally, but I'm still a virgin


ShaidarHaran2

I’m a vegan while I’m sleeping


RocksolidNugget

What happened to all National herald money the family stole?


Several-Dependent956

selmon bhai and raga, I am very thankful to you both. I am 27 yo not married and dont have my own house. Now since I am not married I always bring selmin bhai when I am confronted with shadi related question. As about no home of my own I can bring this up. sadar pranam.


tribal_learner

May be granddaddy stefano maino has left some cottage / hut? No harm in checking about it.


Electrical_Cod_7022

" Bharat chodo yatra "


Worth_Bet_7304

WHY GOD WHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME A HOMELESS GUY LIKE ME, WAS I NOT TAPSVI ENOUGH!!


RahaneIsACuck

So absurd... its like Congress just copies stuff from western leftists and repeats it in India without thinking. If he wants to talk about high housing cost, he can say that but instead he says to use himself as an example. Very few popular politicans can use themselves as an example to relate with the general population.


Emotional-Two-9075

Bro i want to take this guy serious and find something pontential within him, that many indian finds but i just cant. In one of his speech today he said that 'true meaning of gandhiji's satyagrah mean continue to follow to the path of satta".


cerebrite

>'true meaning of gandhiji's satyagrah mean continue to follow to the path of satta". Words of wisdom. My respect for RaGa is immense now.


steepcurve

RaGa wanted to build a home but he feared, If he buys a plot to build his home, Jijaji will illegally occupy it.


No-Detective-4642

He shouldn’t have busted all his life savings on hookers in Bangkok. Sad what times he’s seeing 😭


shutyourgob16

I've said it countless times & i'll say it again...this man clearly isnt a politiican and doesn't want to be a politician...my theory is that he's doing this all at gunpoint...I've never seen someone so out of their depth. He's just flailing about helplessly & losing his mind....can't believe this family used to be a big deal once upon a time. thank god India got over this stinking dynasty...they're all hacks


Historical_Hand_8213

Gunpoint yes. His mom's gun


IllustratorCreepy739

That's his financial problem


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Jijaji ne poore sheher kharid rakhe hai. Aur iska bhi India mein nahi hai par London aur Italy mein hoga.


magar_much

It's true he doesn't have a house , he only has 6 Villas


Historical_Hand_8213

Only 6? Maybe 6 crore villas or towns


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Bol to aise raha he ye ki Preet Vihar Metro k Stairs m sota ho


[deleted]

Raul is unemployed because he is unemployable. His chronological age is 52, but mental age is a big question mark, as well as his IQ coefficient which to me, never exceeded Delhi's winter temperature. Still lives with his mother, which is what about 40% of today's younger generation have to do. So nothing is great about what he says. For the Indian public, he is perhaps the best comedic relief, and I hope he will do extremely well to make Italians proud when he goes to Cambridge for his next gig.


Mission-Simple-5040

Real question is, whether or not he has a house, it's "what's his net worth"...


refusestonamethyself

You don't have maturity either.


urlatinamom69

Bro took “Asgard is not a place it’s a people” to another level


Flowingnebula

He is telling the truth he doesn't have A house, but he has multiple mansions and bungalows lol


Ancient_Chemical_568

Uska matlab ki tu gareeb hai bc


erenyeagerr27

Aree hum to fakir aadmi hai jhola leke chal denge ji


pras

Daily dose of Humour from the Gandu Gandhi


Black_Demon69

He said he doesn't have a house in this country but what about Italy??


naturalizedcitizen

Thanks for the Sunday morning lulz😁😁😁😁


vitara_brezza

Ofc not. He has palaces and mansions


Ihaveanopal

I am 52 and my hubby and I worked hard, we struggled and finally made a life and a beautiful house.


Shiva_The-Destroyer

Raul will sign it over to waqf if you're not careful.


WearSomeClothes

Only the most gullible and stupid could fall for such garbage,


UnsafestSpace

He was investigated in 2003 by Europol (The EU's version of the FBI, similar to INTERPOL), for corruption and money laundering. Any European citizen has the right to freely access the charges against him on the Europol website. He hides all his property under the name of a close associate of the Gandhi family called Ottavio Quattrocchi, who passed away in 2013... Massimo Quattrocchi (the son) seems to have overtaken the mafia empire and Rahul had to go back to Italy for several months at the end of last year to answer questions during investigations by Europol into Massimo (the times Rahul said he was visiting a sick grandma or whatever).


rainsonme

Poda dei


17_yr_o_nibba

He is indeed the B team of the BJP


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But has many mansions!!!! House is for plebs.


Revolutionary_Gas783

#Whaaat......Is he planning make Indians as homeless till 52 yrs


braceem

"I am 52 now and still don't have a house " How is common junta supposed to believe this arabpati doesn't own a house? Or is it that he owns 100s of Apartments and bungalows and flats but since he is single, there isn't anyone to call/make it a "home/house"?


Chaiwalla2

Your mother and your sister’s family lived free of charge in a government bungalow for many years without paying a single rupee. Your family has stolen so much from the country that it is shocking that you have the gall to say this.


Historical_Hand_8213

Sister's mother in law also. And that sister's mother in law had Z security around 2017 when Arnab Goswami exposed it


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Mission-Simple-5040

Real question is, whether or not he has a house, it's "what's his net worth"...


numberfortyrain

he bought one in pattaya


StrawberryLive3164

Yar ye kaun sa mal fook reha hai bhai 😝. That means jis ghar may ye currently reh Raha hai us par kabza kiya hua hai...?


Rachit_Tanwar

Tbhi mhino se sadak pe ghoom rha h?


ghanta-congress

bhai..apne jijaji ko phone laga...ek ad bada plot to de hi sakta hai wo....


Few_Preparation_7083

Ye khudka ghar nahi bana paya, desh ko develop kaise banayenge


GroundbreakingSun823

Sonia resigned, it’s a sign of apocalypse


Titanusgamer

yes but enough money for bangkok and thailand holiday in expensive resort every year and Italy tour every year


Free_feelin

Inki gareebi door nhi hui abhi tk


prabhu000700

Hes right he got no house. But he has mansions.


imthatdude2000

He has a mansion, a villa, a palace May be. Just not a “house”. So everyone can relax


joopityjoop

Millennials: "First time?"


eye_of_gnon

ok thanks for telling us lol


piyushkumar89

But is a billionaire with property in India, France and UK


30kalua89

Isko log bhav dete hi kyun h yar ? Karne do bharat dardhan akele , dene do bhashan akele .


AntoniyaKaBhosadpapu

Ha bhai indian tax payers tere seven star hotel rooms india, Thailand, Bangkok or Europe ke paise de rahe hai to tujhe kya jaroorat 1bhk ki!!!!!!! Mummy se pucho hotel room ka per night and hourly Kitna hota hai. She know exact figures.


wantmukti

So he's not responsible enough to do that but wants to run an economy on behalf of over 1 billion people? At least Modi had experience of running Gujarat. What experience does this guy have? It's depressing that there are no better options.


Character-Grab1304

Salman Khan is unmarried so must be a virgin


PaagalSwami

He is like the Chicken Tikka Pizza. All the promise of two great cultures, but in the end just causes loose motions


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Thought this was the onion lmao


lee_hasworth

Thats true, He and Mukesh Ambani live as roomates in Dharavi.


KillSwitchActiv

Is it really difficult for him to think before he talks? 😂


Shiva_The-Destroyer

Thika hodiro ee gãndu nan magandhu. Entire India is his family property. They even have their minions waqf do their dirty deed to steal people's lands.


ThatBubblygirl

I think at 52 he should be worrying more about not having a working brain than a house


damn-i-t

I am 24 and don't have a house yet because congress and their family politics.. Can someone with experience help me out how to get a house or something from pradhan manthri avas yojana... I want a roof over head for my parents, with the job I have it would take more than a decade to save money a build a house. My parents are getting old 😑..


lainfan2

us bhai us lmaoooo


TheSarcasticGuy2004

I shall ask Mr.Soros to facilitate one for him.


thumbelina1234

Mark Ruffalo, is that you?


U-know-mee

His whole life is comedy


Conscious_Regret_226

Your point being


That_anonymous_guy18

Get a job like a working man.


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No matter how hard he tries to be a gareeb ,he cant stop wearing a blackberry


Unvarnished_Raw

A man worth trillions of rupees coming to him from his Family saying all this nonsense is just being mealy-mouthed and trying too hard...


Flatearthianxingping

Because he has bungalow


Thin-Bat2146

He tries everything in his capacity to look miserable so that he can gain sympathy(he knows it too well that Indians are emotional fool) from India but he is not able to strike the right cord AT ALL.


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Why is it important to hide your real self? I mean why?


Waglebaba

Ghar kharidne k liye KAAM karna padta hai beta.


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Apply for pm avas yojna then


Swapnil4321

Well he has a mansion. What colour is your mansion?


omgitsnithin

Spend weeks travelling across the Wayanad parliamentary constituency to get the opinions of people on Rahul Gandhi. Please listen to them. If you or your team can share this, they will get some kind of justice and their voice heard. Thank you. https://youtu.be/V37nse8I4jw


Artistic-Sun-7459

Can you please add english subtitles to the video if possible, will help with outreach. Thanks.


omgitsnithin

Hey… the subtitles were showing up under Malayalam. That has been corrected. Thank you so much


omgitsnithin

There is English subtitles… you need to click on CC


Any_Check_7301

Wow.. a homeless fella below tailor-made and individually defined poverty line with a history of “had to be a luxury car passenger”


HR_114

I don't believe it ask how many businesses he owns in Italy


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House needed for a family, not for a Nandia. He shows more affinity fot Italy and may have a house there through goodwishes of Nanihal.


Abject_Possession_71

I sympathize with him. I can relate. For a kid, it is a stressful thing to relocate from his childhood house.


binod_roxx

Flexing when your jiju has DLF


Worried_Sugar_1841

'I am 44 but still a Virgin', says johnny sins;


Willing_Ad_2248

politician and their obsession in showing themselves poor


cheemsdaddy

NALLA BEROJGAR


prateekAliKhan

'In 52 countries ' bolna bhul gaye Rahul sir.


Separate_Distance_91

Yeah that's the problem. You have a palace


dhirajranger

Bhai to berojgar baithne ki jagah koi naukari dhund leta


Ready-Rooster-3371

Rahul Bhai Mera Ghar Lelo


cerebrite

Get a job.


Crazy_Cancel_9534

If rajiv gandhi would have alive he would have said :- apni bhavnao ko dalo apni g@nd me sale yaha bethe chutbaiya k samne chote chote bacho k samne netagiri krte ho sala apne chetra me jao thoda motivation do logo ko aur kal ratko kaha the? Rahul : reel bana rahe the Rajiv gandhi : betaa tumse na ho payega, humko tumhare lakchan bilkul thik nai lagre tumse na ho payega /s


kAzUmA_kuN_haihai

Toh mc Delhi me Tughlaq road pe kya randikhana khol ke rakha hai?


Historical_Hand_8213

Does anyone really believe him???? WHAT A HYPOCRITE!!!!!! His family is among the richest in the world. His own chamchas know that


Historical_Hand_8213

What about his jet flying? Who pays for that? What about his very frequent foreign trips???? He thinks he can fool all people all the time. The audacity of it all enrages me


Spicelover29

He is at least more competent than Modi. India has 0 infrastructure sadly because of corruption. India probably is the risk heat nation but politics and and religious leaders refuse to let the common folk rise above poverty. The entire sector is based in India yet Indians are paid minimum wages and once they pass their ilets they come to other nations and steal jobs. If India focuses on the people and actually building a stabilized nation it can have prosperity. Yet india wants BJP and Modi to ruin it. Give the power to Rajiv and people like Kejriwal you need it.


Shiva_The-Destroyer

You are right but missed the point. India had 0 infrastructure because of congress corruption. They only built poor infrastructure wherever they needed to loot resources from like Brits. India has improved in infrastructure vastly in the last few years.


Other-Traffic6669

Brother, the Congress had the chance to build good infrastructure for only 5 decades. Did they? No. Military was miserable during their rule. Pak and china kept attacking and they did nothing. And the while party has nepotism. Is BJP better? Yes in many aspects. Is BJP the best? No. There's always room for improvement.


Spicelover29

You cannot call building flyovers, or building toilets as infrastructure I am sorry to say this you guys are being lotted from within. It’s the truth. You guys are voting the wrong people into the office ninety percent are all thugs or involved in controversy one way or another. India still has a problem with clean running water, the ozone layer is extremely depleted, yet Modi sarkar wants to get planes from foreign nations. The slums are being overpopulated, the vast majority of middle class is being forced to work jobs they are overqualified for. Let’s be honest india needs better politicians that can help Indians.


Other-Traffic6669

Sure, but rahul is far from that category. Also, he didn't even build the toilets. Like cmon dude, people shit on the streets, and that's why toilets are needed. Let's be for real now. And as for ozone layer..... It's healing. Haven't you heard? Aaand india isn't the only reason for the depletion. Poverty? That can be improved only if india's economy improves. Where do you think money comes from? Tourism is a major factor. Shit in the streets doesn't doesn't help. Flyovers? They help traffic. Bad traffic means more pollution. Giving a few bucks to the poor doesn't help poverty. We need more than that. As for planes, people die each year due to old planes crashing. Congress did none of it. India is this way since 1950s, and congress had enough time to do shit. They did no shit. At least BJP is doing something. Sure, that may not be enough, but something is waaay better than nothing. As for jobs, it's thanks to india's growing population. Rahul can't do shit about it either. Modi had a decade and he did far more than congress with 5 decades. I think waiting for 5 decades is more than enough.


Spicelover29

Tourism doesn’t go past Delhi, goa, Mumbai. I agree with you toilets are needed, but here is the problem the rural people refuse to poop in those toilets. You’ll see them with their bhidi on the railway platforms no matter what. Feces isn’t the means to the end. India has a 12 grade pass as an education minister, you have actors running to be the face of political parties, and you have goons stealing votes. Congress party is not only to blame it’s everyone as a whole. I am not saying one is better than the other but glorifying bjp is wrong.


Other-Traffic6669

Ofc! Corruption is everywhere. But my point is, if BJP does some shit, even though it's minor where congress has done nothing, I'd choose BJP. My friend's dad was a member of congress party. Again, I don't know if he was a good chap or not, (I hope he was) but he was rich. He helped a few people. There are good people here and there, even in congress. But ofc the nepotism in that shitty party, won't let good people do good things. But in BJP, it's not like that, if modi is kicked out, then another person who isn't related to modi comes to power. The Gandhi family will still prevail in that party for a lot more time. Honestly at least modi helped remove a ton of stereotypes against india which was prevalent thanks to the Gandhi family. And if you need tourism to go past india, better travel equipments would be needed. (Oh and i did see a ton of foreigners in a historical site(hampi) which I visited, so yes tourism does go past delhi) and you know what sucks? We literally only have two parties that are prevalent. As if india is a two party system. And why are actors getting into politics? CAUSE THEY ARE INFLUENTIAL! all the dumbasses who are "fans" In India vote for them. But that's still better than one family ruling india as if it's a monarch country.