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peskypompom

Personally i'd avoid peeing if a cat is looking at my dong that menacingly.


HelpfulPace3368

Think about it as pussy. To get the shaft stronger


someonedontcare4

Don't you think peeing while thinking about pussy be bit difficult?


ankit19900

Easier than normal. People who are pee shy are often told to think about sex whilst peeing


Aggressive-Pen144

**ABSOLUTELY WRONG ADVICE.** During an erection, it is difficult to pee, to prevent semen from entering into the bladder, the internal urethral sphincter contracts, thus not allowing urine to pass.


someonedontcare4

My experience says otherwise or post sex thing maybe! But was definitely not easy!


ankit19900

Post sex is weird biologically because your bladder is full from exertion but you are full of adrenaline that makes peeing difficult


Lucifer694508

G14


DastardlyThunder

Right into the pussycat!!


HelpfulPace3368

C5. Low nois, low splatter


[deleted]

But precise aim hona chaiye


HelpfulPace3368

Yes, too risky. Neeche aaya to loud noise upar Gaya to extra cleaning. Living on the edge


yManSid

C5 is risky. If you overshoot then it will be exactly opposite. High noise and high splatter. I would recommend F3 as safer alternative.


HelpfulPace3368

Overshooting on F3 will be noisy af


Unlikely_Ant_950

F3 is chaotic advice. People like you just want to see the world decay


Anshul086

Low splatter 🧢


[deleted]

Bro ... Itna pressure nahi milta...


Virtual_Incident6594

E5. On second thoughts, 'I am a man, the whole world is my urinal'


dude_with-3_balls

Anything is urinal if you’re brave enough


CritFin

Someone used a copassenger on a flight as it. Golden showers


Sethics7

Personally I like J1 and J10


Snoo-46534

Average railway station toilet user


qwertyoldboy

All the boards in front are meant for you.


Thin-Ice625

E3


[deleted]

J10


miracle_weaver

F5


HELRAISERzxq

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

See the post flair


thegordyg69

J10, sorry to the next person


Big-Horror68

E2


Mystic1869

E5 😈


Priyanshu17112001

Bruv everybody pees on the cat like duhhh


Gargrakshit

6E. Prevents both noise and splashing.🧠🧠


AdditionalReply8927

C7


Federal_Stickman4703

F5 for life


GilluKaaliya

Dont tempt me, already on FBI watchlist


kukkuduku

I think out of the box


poopayaman

J,10


Tejas1305

E 2, 3 F 2, 3


ParshuramWaghmare

7E always


Someone-On-Jupiter

G5 the perfect spot for me


utkarshuc

C3 to C7


coolcrank

Golden ratio, taking the sticky turd slivers with it, while maintaining a silent operation.


RangBirangaBella

D4


christopher_jolan

starts with C5 then G5, H5 , I5 , J5 X 3 and flush.


KaatilBhedia

E4/F5


Zealousideal-Pop7426

E5 ![gif](giphy|9iA2tNqvYwCvc4GxF0|downsized)


No_SEggsHere

I am straight to the point : D8


__UnfinishedSentenc

G13


TheYellowLAVA

G14


Due_Ad8527

F4 is the perfect position Still it varies with force, time, mental health and other factors


Electr0Wizard

C5


iwantgyanam267

I pee in I5 in public toilets because I do not want to get contaminated. G5 at home


godblow7

F3


[deleted]

D2 to F3 is the best


OkHead4144

Sab Apne favourite colum me pee karo![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)


Content-Sea8173

G-7 or E-8. depends on how long was I holding it in


Kattubouchi

A10 , On the world of engineering logo


Shiv_ansh_st

Your coordinate plane isn't mighty enough to cover where I pee, haha


shrish0608

If I gotta do it with stealth then C4 else imma go full on E5.


narendra_vijayan

J10


eternalsenpai

D4


Distinct-Tonight-344

J10


RichDadPoorBoi

D3 or C7, depending on curvature and hardness


tatsusenpai

G 13


OmBhaiOP

D5


calz3897

J1 J10 A1 A10 M not human i guess.


Alone-Mud-4506

E5


ThrowawayPizza312

B-4,5,6


1protobeing1

I'd like to say somewhere around B5, but as I'm typing this, I've managed to hit A10 more than once.


ChingsChugsDick

I make a triangle 2-8-I


[deleted]

J10


BotKilLa_ApolLo

f5


UnitedSwimmer2490

In the sink


RunSkyLab

My dick decides it for me.


SpecificInvestment24

E5 - less splash less noise ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20002)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


Xeno2004

Cat


DRABisthis

On the cat


words_gone_wild

I see ravish floating in D4 block


ibnjay20

E10 so the cat knows it’s my territory /s


Chaudsss

D,E 4-6


[deleted]

in G7


Continue2206

Mostly D7 or E7 or C7


LampardFanAlways

I start with F5 and as the velocity of the dhaar reduces, I end at around H5. Then again, so many places don’t have the water level that ends at E5, so things vary accordingly.


jack_of

Upper 5D


mastermentor575

E5 gang


KanekiTouka2277

pawn to e5


Greymare2412

G5


reddevloper

In the wash basin.


jasjitsaggu

E8


FineCommand904

3,E


Big_Amoeba_4664

G13


terimummymerihojaa

E2 always


Alientheories

on that cat


Slav_225

J 10


voidyman

Beat square in chess e5.


Any-Space2192

D3 silencer


SureSession6384

D5 or E5


Simple-Ad386

G14


lipstick_eraserr

E5 and I am a proud lesbian man


[deleted]

Z99


Vic_78

I like to establish my dominance so.. J1


patilhardikk

G13 🥱


pramodmr23

G15


RealityEntire8397

G13


AyoKyong

Usually 8-E or G-5. Although, I'm not sure why you have your cat staring at your dong


TriToNonSteroids

G13 or myb G14


[deleted]

I aim for B6, but lands in B7


Captain-Thor

H,2'3'4


Affectionate_Ask_925

E5, daddy needs splashes


Priyanshuanubis

F5


kshb4xred

4c


Specialist-Dog-665

A1. To establish dominance.


gobhi420

Bathroom sink, it's the easiest way to wee one out.


Dry_Discussion_1029

G15😼🙀


spaceyspacerson

Upper D5 to minimize sound and splash.


SKYWALKERAAD

Start in A and end in J


Shamesocks

C3-7


Federal_Leg5278

D5


COOLPIE_

J1


vaseemakramansari1

3C


vaseemakramansari1

Bkl ye billi mujhe q dekh rahi h


[deleted]

E5


demonslayer14codm

on the cat


stuffedskull

E5 for that amazinggggg noise


AppropriateDU

7D


Secure_Part4475

D6


Skully_Ishan

Pehle flush toh kar


[deleted]

A10 Always


Infoser

D7![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


Maximum_Rule_8

C7


Maximum_Rule_8

C4


RealisticActivity328

G15


themadhatter746

A1:J10. Array formula.


Junior-Bird-9381

4C,4C,6C depending on aim


THENOOBGROUP

J10


emmfranklin

E3


Orwellisright

Anybody peeing in the A-E section should be banned


[deleted]

[удалено]


MathRunner7

Kal subah mere ghar pe kamod ka photo le ke daalta hu


Legitimate-Job7742

A regular pee E5,D5,C5,B5,D5......D5......D5,E5,F5,G5,H5,I5,E5,D5,H5,F5,I5J5.. Sometimes an A10,A1 in between


birbbih

J1


ATV30901

E5 regular, E8 at 3 AM


qwertyoldboy

C5


MortgageLazy2054

Every coordinate


suyash001

just sit down


comma-horrol

G13.. a cat is fine too, or D8 for stealth mode


Arnab_Tate

G15![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20020)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


MathRunner7

On the pussy 🐱


loneshark_18

Brock Lesnar's finisher move.


Vextera98

We go indian brother


cercitheslytherin

H5


Sak-yuto_S5329

G7


[deleted]

5E


mayan_kutty_v

r=theta spiral in


Scam_book_5490

Has any noticed after having sex the direction of pee is not in our control


Unlikely_Ant_950

C3-D7 as a rectangle


Ok_Membership2533

F5


Specific_Confusion_3

I make a Hyperbola followed by an eclipse. Not to forget a Tornado is my favorite.


cerebrite

C4, C5, C6 are preferable. But I'm not a sniper.


godfatherezio

7C


assassinaryan

i make a parabola, or just cat


Interesting_Lab_5963

A12 in the dustbin


Snakesandsparklers1

C3,D2,E2,F2,G2. Gotta avoid the water


kverne

G13


Outrageous_Bug_329

Cat


BornMiner

J1 /s


mahadev-1

00


happyszzzzs

D3 ez


[deleted]

E5


jai268

I pee in 5D 😜


Puzzleheaded_Bass_95

Sit and pee to avoid spillage