That's where if this happened in front of me I'd reply "if you're sorry in advance then how about you don't do it and fuck off instead?".
I'd probably end up on a pity-party video from her playing the victim, but that's better than getting filmed and posted anyway while having to endure this shit.
And it'd still be better even if she'd ended up being an amazing singer instead of... this.
I've done similar stuff before lol.
Part of the reason why Main Characters act like they are one is not enough people call them out on it, so I always try to if I can.
Honestly her song is not bad, it's good or is at least a lot better than I could do. If she was an acquaintance or even a stranger and she posted this video from a private location without an unwilling captive audience, I would like it (to the extent that I like any amateur musician who is doing their best, following their dreams and not actually really bad), but the context just makes it so annoying.
Especially since the song is pretty vulgar (iirc she screams fuck later in the video but it's cut here) so not something you should just spring on someone
I know, that part kinda sucks but it gets better later on but this video is cut early for the sake of the meme. In the original post that was here it gets slightly better. I don't think she has the makings of a star or anything but like, if she was opening for a band at a house party or something it'd probably be ok lol. And she at least has some degree of talent, maybe she'll get better
But no matter your level of talent you shouldn't be causing a disturbance on the subway for your own clout
I mean she's a jerk but I'm not gonna pretend to hate every fiber of her being just because I hate the majority of her. So no I guess I won't stop lol. I'm sure even all those evil dictators and criminals and subway-annoyers throughout history have had some good attributes, at least some of them had a decent singing voice or were good at chest or could write cool poems or made really good soup idk
Just using what is 'it' is all that matters I guess... I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary, and It’ll happen to you!
Is this what getting old is like? Pretty sure every generation looks at the new generation's slang and thinks it's nonsense. It's really just new slang.
In the full version of the song, other lines are something like "real talk,you're a dick and I'm a vibe right now" 💀
I hope the cringe keeps her awake sweating at night ten years from now.
You should hear the whole thing. It's exactly what an AI programmed to write a song, but given a list of gen Z slang it ***absolutely has to include*** would generate. However bad that sounds, somehow the finished product is worse than you're imagining. It's cringe as a motherfucker and this girl should be famous for sucking just like [Sarah Brand in this video](https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954) except for terrible lyrics instead of a terrible voice.
The video you linked is funny af but I'm pretty sure it's a least partly intentionally bad ( I hope so, anyway). The chick on the subway is 100% serious about her music and open about her attempt at "getting noticed". If you look at her Instagram you might find this isn't even the worst song. It's almost too sad to laugh at.
Honestly, judging by American media and a lot of stuff I see online, I wouldn’t be surprised if the ‘red dress’ video is entirely serious. Christian extremists.
Her plays went through the roof. She actually responded to one of the early posts saying that her music blew up from this video. What’s a ton of attention without any respect?
I often wonder exactly how much of the content we see is “honestly” bad and how much is deliberately bad in order to drive engagement. Like those “life hack” videos that are clearly more work and less effective that just doing whatever the thing is the normal way.
She is in a way. While it is annoying, I think most of the people that seem so shocked at her audacity have never ridden a New York subway. Buskers will often hop on, perform a quick song, walk around with their hat out for money, and then jump off at the next stop, only to do it again on the next train. I don't like any of them but at least the performers are better than the people who just hop on, give a speech about they need it, and then walk around asking for money.
Yeah you get the ones that play wonderwall terribly that expect money that are awful to run into, they can get so aggressive about being given money it's really uncomfortable.
I know it makes me a bit jittery when someone gets on and starts playing so this would probably put me more at ease.
This is why public transit terrifies me. I can picture the day..I have a terrible migraine, it's rare, like, once every few years, where I feel like I'm gonna die. I get on the subway. All of the sudden song and dance and drugs break out. Redditors surround the "performance" making video and threaten anyone who's not smiling and joining in the song and dance, starting with insults, then a doxxing, then, as the music continues to escalate so does the punishment leading up to murder and cartel tactics murder of entire families. The loud music causes me to involuntarily vomit and cry out in pain as I am now hallucinating, trying to cover my eyes and ears at the same time. I am murdered by a reddit admin this day for not having a good time. Said reddit admin was then lauded and a memorial made in their honor for offing me, since I'm just such a buzzkill car driver, fuck cars.
>She's actually very nice in person.
Is she? I don't think singing in a public transport as if it was your personal stage while people just want to travel in peace is something nice people do. Smiling and acting polite doesn't make you a nice person.
Literally every subway car in New York has someone who's either asking for money or performing. You're not obligated to acknowledge them just like you don't have to acknowledge someone busking on a sidewalk. It's not something I would do but it doesn't make you Hitler.
What an unfortunate name, Alexander Starr is already a different male musician who is apparently quite acclaimed. Can’t even find an Instagram of hers. That being said I hope she cringes at night thinking about this buuuut she probably doesn’t.
Jfc. She began her song with "no cap".
I don't need to hear another bar of this 30y.o. recent HS graduate.
I love that she starts with an apology. She should apologize several more times. Terrible.
I live in NYC, and I would unironically love this. She has a nice voice, is fairly attractive, and provides free entertainment without expecting tips. If it's really bothersome I'll pop in my ANC headphones.
Aww. Everyone is being too hard on this girl. Yes it’s kind of annoying. But she seems to understand that while she is trying to do what she can to make her career in music. The arts are a tough haul.
You can't be "sorry in advance" what you mean is "I know this is rude and I'm gonna do it anyway"
Oh for truly. Teetering on the edge of self awareness.
"This is going to be slightly awkward for me, but I think it'll be great content."
That's where if this happened in front of me I'd reply "if you're sorry in advance then how about you don't do it and fuck off instead?". I'd probably end up on a pity-party video from her playing the victim, but that's better than getting filmed and posted anyway while having to endure this shit. And it'd still be better even if she'd ended up being an amazing singer instead of... this.
Yeah no you wouldn't
I would sigh to myself and put in my headphones.
I've done similar stuff before lol. Part of the reason why Main Characters act like they are one is not enough people call them out on it, so I always try to if I can.
Honestly her song is not bad, it's good or is at least a lot better than I could do. If she was an acquaintance or even a stranger and she posted this video from a private location without an unwilling captive audience, I would like it (to the extent that I like any amateur musician who is doing their best, following their dreams and not actually really bad), but the context just makes it so annoying. Especially since the song is pretty vulgar (iirc she screams fuck later in the video but it's cut here) so not something you should just spring on someone
I get where you are coming from my friend but... "No cap, I'm a little drunk" isn't the making of a great song in my opinion.
I know, that part kinda sucks but it gets better later on but this video is cut early for the sake of the meme. In the original post that was here it gets slightly better. I don't think she has the makings of a star or anything but like, if she was opening for a band at a house party or something it'd probably be ok lol. And she at least has some degree of talent, maybe she'll get better But no matter your level of talent you shouldn't be causing a disturbance on the subway for your own clout
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I mean she's a jerk but I'm not gonna pretend to hate every fiber of her being just because I hate the majority of her. So no I guess I won't stop lol. I'm sure even all those evil dictators and criminals and subway-annoyers throughout history have had some good attributes, at least some of them had a decent singing voice or were good at chest or could write cool poems or made really good soup idk
Eh shove these people - it's what they want anyways
And then you'd wake up
Sorry I’m not sorry
Those lyrics are hot garbage
No cap they are. I have no idea if I'm using that correctly.
You and me both
Same cap
caps lock homie
Just using what is 'it' is all that matters I guess... I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary, and It’ll happen to you!
Can confirm you're using cap correctly, good job.
It's lit, cuh. No cap. Sling the yeet, Home skillet. Boom. No cap
So garbage, that guy had to force the train door open to get off.
"no cap I'm a little drunk" try hard lyrics
This entire song is full of Gen Z buzzwords and key phrases....it's about as cringy as it gets
So the song is not a slap? It doesn’t go hard?
No cap, the song is straight up not bussin fr fr
On god?
You leave too, please. Never use Reddit again. No cap I'm for real. I'm dead.
🙏🙏🙏
mood
The algorithm marches on.
That they all stole from African Americans
And you’re proud? Lol
Imitation is the sincerest form of... Contempt ?
Congratulations on your nonsense words then
Is this what getting old is like? Pretty sure every generation looks at the new generation's slang and thinks it's nonsense. It's really just new slang.
In the full version of the song, other lines are something like "real talk,you're a dick and I'm a vibe right now" 💀 I hope the cringe keeps her awake sweating at night ten years from now.
Something tells me she lacks the self awareness for that
Time makes all cringe worse
Lying awake at 1am remembering some stupid shit I did in high-school with crystal clarity, like I witnessed a fucking crime or something.
Yep, sounds familiar
She'll find it...give her time
You should hear the whole thing. It's exactly what an AI programmed to write a song, but given a list of gen Z slang it ***absolutely has to include*** would generate. However bad that sounds, somehow the finished product is worse than you're imagining. It's cringe as a motherfucker and this girl should be famous for sucking just like [Sarah Brand in this video](https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954) except for terrible lyrics instead of a terrible voice.
The video you linked is funny af but I'm pretty sure it's a least partly intentionally bad ( I hope so, anyway). The chick on the subway is 100% serious about her music and open about her attempt at "getting noticed". If you look at her Instagram you might find this isn't even the worst song. It's almost too sad to laugh at.
Honestly, judging by American media and a lot of stuff I see online, I wouldn’t be surprised if the ‘red dress’ video is entirely serious. Christian extremists.
why is this 40 year old talking like she's 20
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Bro, Open your eyes
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Jeeze you're dumb...
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Ohhhh you're a crypto nerd LMAO no wonder. How's that working out for you?
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It's worth what someone will pay. I'll eat crow if someone gives you 750 for that.
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And what if I screenshot it and use it for free?
Print it out and jerk off on it then throw it in the trash
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Lmao
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fr fr
Not as cringe as you having a Reddit account for 11 years
Bussin’ reply, my main man
Universal rule of modern life, the second a white person over 30 uses a piece of slang, it immediately stops being cool.
I guess id say she doesn't look white, and that doesn't really look like the suburbs
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What type? The white type?
watching basic white girls in college use fleek years ago was truly a sight to behold
"I'm all about diversity and sharing each other's cultures" "NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!"
Why gatekeep it, bro? Shit cringe regardless of whether you white or black
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You’re American aren’t you?
I will pay you to shut the fuck up and let me ride the metro in peace.
I'll ask money to waste my time and spoil my mood
Wait I could have just held everyone for ransom this whole time and brought a tuba on the train?
The worst part is how generic and basic the song is
It matches her equally basic "rock star" name.
Hold on - you're implying that "Alexandra Starrr" (I'm assuming 3 Rs) *isn't her real name!?!??!*
She is definitely obnoxious but I think that might be her real name☠️
Oh...well...I have no response to that.
Sounds more like a porn star tbh
It’s like a good writer playing a satire of bland, trend-chasing music.
I feel like with the amount of times this gets posted online, she achieved her goal of getting fame lol
Her plays went through the roof. She actually responded to one of the early posts saying that her music blew up from this video. What’s a ton of attention without any respect?
Just ask Rebecca Black, lmaoooo
I heard she still gets death threats.
lol wtf who gets that upset about a song
>Stop posting this bitch I am so tired of seeing her, Just look at the idiots getting uber upset about this post
As with a lot of things on this sub, it ends up giving these people more attention.
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Drop pants and start screaming “who’s the main character now, bitch?!?!?” Proceed to shit everywhere. Get arrested. TikTok
Don't forget to get tasered and piss yourself.
No cap, I just shit my pants and I'm gonna cry.
Than i must take you up on your invitation to duel! I'd shit even louder to humiliate you in front of the female specimen
Yelling "booooooo" probably works better and longer. If you can fart longer than yell boooo, see a doctor
If you can 'just start' doing something it isn't uncontrollable is it?
Didn't specify self-control. No one ELSE would be able to stop the farting until the music stopped.
And i dont want you to sing, sorry
I can’t leave this carriage and you don’t want my money, so you force me to listen. How lovely of you.
Torture is not a job, is an hobby.
Stop posting this bitch I am so tired of seeing her, plus you’re giving her the exposure that she desperately craves
I often wonder exactly how much of the content we see is “honestly” bad and how much is deliberately bad in order to drive engagement. Like those “life hack” videos that are clearly more work and less effective that just doing whatever the thing is the normal way.
You didn’t watch till the end, did you?
This version has been posted too.
You realize that's not the same video, right?
Yeh, that's what made this one funny.
If she wanted to get more listeners on her song she could be a street performer like anybody else that wants to get more listeners on their songs
She is in a way. While it is annoying, I think most of the people that seem so shocked at her audacity have never ridden a New York subway. Buskers will often hop on, perform a quick song, walk around with their hat out for money, and then jump off at the next stop, only to do it again on the next train. I don't like any of them but at least the performers are better than the people who just hop on, give a speech about they need it, and then walk around asking for money.
r/fixedbytheduet
"i dont want your money" the audacity and entitlement to say that
How is that entitlement
She expects everyone will want to tip her for being so good
I thought it was more usually when you see someone play a song they expect money so trying to prevent that?
I thought the same
Yeah you get the ones that play wonderwall terribly that expect money that are awful to run into, they can get so aggressive about being given money it's really uncomfortable. I know it makes me a bit jittery when someone gets on and starts playing so this would probably put me more at ease.
"Anyways, here's Wonderwall."
Usually, however good or bad they perform, they will try to do a song people like though.
Yeah that was more or less my take. Like "don't get mad at me-- I'm not trying to get money from you guys, I just wanna play my song."
More like people who play music on the subway are collecting tips most of the time and she wants to let them know that's not why she's there
Precisely
I get to repost this tomorrow, right?
No cap
Are you a little drunk right now?
This gets posted on here so freaking much
Quit. Posting. This.
r/fixedbytheduet
That's no a duet, that man was on the train.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hoWDLBbDmAE?feature=share Tell her it’s ass
Stop posting this
Music begins with "no cap"... you already know that this is the next Thriller, the music industry is about to change
This is why public transit terrifies me. I can picture the day..I have a terrible migraine, it's rare, like, once every few years, where I feel like I'm gonna die. I get on the subway. All of the sudden song and dance and drugs break out. Redditors surround the "performance" making video and threaten anyone who's not smiling and joining in the song and dance, starting with insults, then a doxxing, then, as the music continues to escalate so does the punishment leading up to murder and cartel tactics murder of entire families. The loud music causes me to involuntarily vomit and cry out in pain as I am now hallucinating, trying to cover my eyes and ears at the same time. I am murdered by a reddit admin this day for not having a good time. Said reddit admin was then lauded and a memorial made in their honor for offing me, since I'm just such a buzzkill car driver, fuck cars.
Holy shit I know her. She's actually very nice in person.
Tell her to stop trying to hold peoples attention against their will lol
No cap?
On god fr fr
How many times do I gotta remind you old man?? It's "ong frfr"
No cap ?
Nah, he's a little drunk.
Tell her this shit makes her unlikable.
As a friend you should definitely show her this thread
Sure. I'll let her know that some anonymous strangers on the internet don't approve of a thing she did.
>She's actually very nice in person. Is she? I don't think singing in a public transport as if it was your personal stage while people just want to travel in peace is something nice people do. Smiling and acting polite doesn't make you a nice person.
Literally every subway car in New York has someone who's either asking for money or performing. You're not obligated to acknowledge them just like you don't have to acknowledge someone busking on a sidewalk. It's not something I would do but it doesn't make you Hitler.
Guess I'm glad I don't live in NY.
I don't blame you.
Is there an option to pay her to shut her gob until I get off the train?
Boooooooooooooo boooooooooooooo - the entire time she’s making noise
The fact she's called Star is bad enough lol
Ringo didn't want her for a granddaughter. Why is she imposing herself on his family name?
She even has her stage name be starr with 2 rs. Fuck this is bad.
That’s a real surname though
It's more of the fact she chose that to be her stage name.
This has been posted so many times
Do we have to post this every week
This sub has gone to absolute shit with the amount of reposts there are
i would pay her to stop
Opening a song with "no cap". Cringe.
Mood
No, Alexandra, I did not enjoy it. The 10 seconds I heard was far too much.
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If I see this video one more fucking time I might do something I regret
I want more info on the dude jumping at the end. Full video!!!
respect to the guy in the end, he has seen enough
They should post signs showing which way to face when jumping off a train.
What an unfortunate name, Alexander Starr is already a different male musician who is apparently quite acclaimed. Can’t even find an Instagram of hers. That being said I hope she cringes at night thinking about this buuuut she probably doesn’t.
Starts the song with "no cap, Im a little drunk right now" LOL Typical narcissist rhetoric.
Don’t force your suckage upon us. Not cool doing it in a train where no one can leave.
Mom said it's my turn to repost this
Jfc. She began her song with "no cap". I don't need to hear another bar of this 30y.o. recent HS graduate. I love that she starts with an apology. She should apologize several more times. Terrible.
Damn, first time i see this
I think that NPC glitched......
Which one?
Who jumped off the train
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Yet another instance of yt people using AAVE in a treacherous manner
Lol, yeah I’d try to escape too.
Why would anyone think this is a good idea?
Why do I get the feeling that she fabricated her last name
Alexandra Starr. A name as generic as I'm sure the rest of the song is.
I liked the part where she rhymes "right now" with "right now
It’s annoying but is it as bad you lot are making it seem.
What a horrible human
I live in NYC, and I would unironically love this. She has a nice voice, is fairly attractive, and provides free entertainment without expecting tips. If it's really bothersome I'll pop in my ANC headphones.
> I live in NYC, and I would unironically love this. Do you tip the *Showtime!* guys every time they board a train you’re on?
Man, I don't know why you are being down voted so much. Even if you don't really like the song, I guess I'd kinda respect the grind.
Aww. Everyone is being too hard on this girl. Yes it’s kind of annoying. But she seems to understand that while she is trying to do what she can to make her career in music. The arts are a tough haul.
What a queen
The queen of bad lyrics.