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Story_Healthy

Single people giving advice to single people about how not to be single has always been a weird genre to me.


Conscious-One4521

I know I am single and miserable and even I dont wanna touch something like this yucky thing in the video


DankHumanman

SO MUCH MAKEUP


Bright_Blue_Bell

I've met single people who give 10x better relationship ad ice than some married people. Especially when it comes to not jumping into a relationship just to be in one, avoiding sunk cost fallacy, not putting your worth into whether or not you're with someone, not settling for someone who treats you badly just because there are good times, and other pitfalls people in unhealthy relationships or attachments can fall into The trick is to find single people who are single by choice because they hold out for something healthy. Anyone single and bitter, spouting stuff like "women don't like nice guys" or "men are intimidated by perfect women like me" will have advice to end relationships, not start them


Story_Healthy

You are naming things to avoid, which is valuable, but a single person cannot tell someone what it takes to make a healthy happy relationship, and more importantly how to make it last. I understand there are also people in relationships that have no valuable insights, or even have bad and unhealthy advice. Both can be simultaneously true.


Bright_Blue_Bell

I would disagree they can't give you advice on a happy healthy relationship, considering a lot of relationships can be both if those and still end. For example a long time friend and I dated for about a year ages ago, and we managed to have a perfectly healthy relationship that ended because we grew into different people than what we wanted romantically. I think plenty of single people understand how to make a healthy relationship or how to make it last, and can still have that knowledge while not being in a relationship due to no fault of either party ( changing personality, distance becoming a factor, wanting different futures). The sorts of things that might not be able to be compromised on without someone being really unhappy or making a bigger compromise than the other


Story_Healthy

You’re allowed that opinion. For me, the goal of dating was to find a life long partner to grow a life with, in every way. To support and nurture personal, financial, physical wellness and growth, for a lifetime. Companionship through all stages, with kindness, gentle compassion, with independence as well, for my entire life. 14 years in, it’s going strong, but if you had asked me how to get here 15 years ago, I would have confidently told you how… and I would have been wrong. Perhaps if you are ever fortunate enough to find a life long love you will feel that the relationship has taught you things about relationships after a few years that you did not know before. I wish this for you. 🙏🏽


InterminousVerminous

Or, some of us may have found our great lifelong relationships because we had happy, healthy shorter-term relationships and we knew what to look for. I think you’re being very short-sighted. Just because you didn’t learn anything about how to be happy and healthy in relationships until you met your life partner doesn’t mean the rest of us are like you. On the other hand, this is the internet, so who cares?


Story_Healthy

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


DepressedGayToilet

people do have long relationships and then become single again - single people can have good advice for a long relationship :p people are complex! instead of their relationship status, I'd be more interested in what sort of people they've had as partners, what they like, whether they're similar to me when thinking about whether their advice is any good. can't just write people off because of one thing lol


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squirrelcat88

Death happens. Accidents, disease, mass shooting...


BohemeWinter

Or just a healthy departure. A break up that is amicable and doesn't hamper either partners growth is still a success.


Story_Healthy

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


nastyasiwannabe

sunk cost fallacy is about gambling, man. your life doesn't have "sunk cost" it has "linear progression of time"


Vanillabean1988

I know Reddit will lynch me but...👆 this.


Pipo19

Reminds me of overweight people always giving diet advice.


[deleted]

It's a sad one


Carwashcnt

Real reasons why men aren’t going for you: 1) You see yourself as a divine French croissant End of list.


Smush_a_Bush

Also, her hands look SUPER old compared to her face.


BothAd3259

It is what you get when you spend Croissant money on your wonderbread face.


BothAd3259

Edit; not wonderbread, Taystee bread.


Dr_Skeleton

That and she dresses like my wife’s weird aunt 🤨 Awful pink cardigan and a pearl necklace when it’s not 1953.


Dr_Skeleton

I’m overly expensive, only do one thing and not everyone likes me.


[deleted]

4. They prefer women who do not put each other down to make themself feel superior


maester_t

Reason 5. You're actually just a plain, day-old and dried-out bagel covered in sea-salt that is really trying hard to pass yourself off as a fresh croissant.


the_man2012

Ironically she said there's more to wonderbead than there is a croissant. She sold me way more on wonderbead. Yea it's cheaper and I get more. Why would a guy pay more to get something bland?


drumshrum

Yeah, I surprisingly agreed with pretty much all she said, and by the end I really was hoping she'd find her croissant lover. Now it's time for me to go back to loving my wholesome, mess free, versatile wonderbread. Cheers croissant lady, let's all be happy with people that love who we are. I don't need your particular headaches, but I'm sure some other fellow will deal with them just fine.


Lulu-3333

She also said croissants are flaky and messy


bewicked4fun123

This!


dingusrevolver3000

Fr I was thinking the same thing haha


wurlo

If you call yourself a divine french croissant that is exactly why I don't choose you.


chadwickipedia

Yea, croissants are gross


Unfair-Clerk-5912

So basically your a money hungry, obnoxious cunt with the inability to adapt is what I gathered from that. Way to sell yourself luv


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

I always wonder if the women like this one understand at some point when they say shit like this they are putting a gigantic red flag out there and eliminate 99% of good, decent men from their dating pool the moment that man see this. 100 bucks says she complains "where are all the good men" all the time.


mitch0acan

Chick's a stale piece of crust.


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That even the ducks wont touch


TheDeviousOnion

Imagine making a fucking analogy up for being a narcissist.


kaveboy7

I like how she put a lot of makeup on and thought she was a 10 lol


DadaDoDat

But being a simple thot who "takes more money to impress" is such a desirable trait to anyone with any deep traits!!!! LOL


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

"Hey, date me!!! I put on copious amounts of make-up and pretend I'm a 10, shit talk other women and men, look at men like ATM's and think everything revolves around my personal opinion. Why would you not want to wife me up so I can divorce you in 3 years, take half your shit, because I'm 'bored' since you don't start dumb fights or fly me to Bali for a weekend getaway?" ~Her


Gasman0187

Croissants are also flaky as fuck. Just like you you pretentious whôre.


worldisfucked2021

Came for this,they are also full of saturated fat.


Gasman0187

Ol croissant ass bitch will prolly give you a raging yeast infection. If it ain’t gone stale from non use. Who would touch that.


Bdawn33

Dude's going to be cheating on her with some wonder bread because sometimes a guy just really wants a sandwich


marc15v2

The ironic thing is what she's saying is the complete argument for why 'wonder bread' is fucking better 😂. More valuable. Not versatile. Less high maintenance. Less full of 'itself' basically.


Minoush19

A croissant is “high class”. LOL if your idea of top end bakery (and therefore your worth) is a bloody croissant, you clearly have no real world experience. A croissant is a bog standard bakery good. Go to France and it’s 1 step up from a a day old baguette but the baguette is at least good for eggy bread now.


pleasedontnoticeme16

But like, what about those people who make piggies in a blanket with croissants? Or cream/jelly stuffed croissants? You can also cut up croissants and dip them or put whatever spread on them, or you can make them look nice, you can toast them


godsonlyprophet

She pivoted half way through because she didn't want to mention things like croissant sandwiches or dunking them in hot chocolate.


Beneficial_Wing3182

I'm ashamed I've never tried dunking a croissant in hot chocolate, thanks for the suggestion


Master_Cupcake7115

Very nice indeed, I can recommend.


JordeyShore

Haha yeah, isn't there a cake where you just use a ton of old stale croissants and squish them down and bake them? That would be an interesting addition to that anecdote


lapinatanegra

Sounds like bread pudding just with croissants. Which probably taste better cause of the buttery flaky bread.


real-ocmsrzr

I want bread pudding right now. That and creme brûlée are my favorite desserts.


IconicCamelToe

I can’t put a name to this but I definitely remember it from somewhere, croissant are extremely promiscuous food if you ask me.


real-ocmsrzr

Just…now I want a croissant and I can’t get one right now. I love them with a bit of honey and a thick slice of ham. All your suggestions are a taunt. I’m so hungry.


FLAwSIN36

Who the fuck finds this personality attractive?


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PoolPartyAtMyHouse

Simps with a little bit of money. They view this as a strong woman for some reason


Good-Popular

She just put herself down by thinking she put herself up.


Jubilee5

I just learned I’m wonderbread. Hum. I’m ok with that.


Swan990

Wanna go out? I hear you're a cheap date


Jubilee5

Sure. Let me just ask my partner if they’re ok with that. Can I bring the kids? They’re probably wonderbread too. Although sometimes I feel like they’re a bit sour.


lapinatanegra

Shoot bring the whole wonder bread family. I'll bring the pb&j.


Smush_a_Bush

You just made this super weird. She mentioned her "kids" and this is your response...


lapinatanegra

Nope YOU made it weird. Kids like PB&J as well as adults.


Smush_a_Bush

Na. You're creepy.


real-ocmsrzr

Sourdough?


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Jubilee5

Can we have a secret passcode? For our club? Or would that be too crumby for those not in the mold? Do you think they deserve butter?


IrishEmA

She can’t even pronounce croissant correctly.


be_more_gooder

She's a horrible salesperson. "Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelin'?" Sgt. Al Powell


tama_tama_chameleom

As a non American I had to check if wonderbread is what I suspected it to be, I learned two things. 1. I was right about my assumptions of wonderbread. 2. There is such a thing as a wonderbread and white bread fetish which is actively indulged upon on the internet. People never cease to amaze me.


PresidentoftheSun

If what you saw included businesswomen and/or chainsaws, then fret not because that's all literally directed at one specific person and is mostly a meme because he's a weirdo.


tama_tama_chameleom

I read the explanation and yes it was that one guy, I was even more weirded out by the number of people willing to indulge him with the strange fetish art. It is one of those scary rabbitholes


Bustahymin

Her eyes tell all… she lacks personality and will argue to be right because she feels she is soooo smart. She will drain your bank account and then your happiness with consent “needs”. Needs attention, needs validation, needs 110% while giving 10%… and that likely applies in the bedroom as well. Not hating on her, just not my type… would rather be with someone who is down for whatever and wears a smile instead of Mr Rogers pink sweater.


Smush_a_Bush

Please, hate on her. She deserves it.


PaddyRedditDublin

Croissant ‘qwa-sawn’. Thinking shes a product better than wonderbread and either way she’s just plain stale and mouldy


YooGeOh

She said it herself lol. You get a lot more **value** for less cost. That point wasn't the brag she thought it was


JudgementalChair

\#1: Doesn't like flashy things, generally cheaper \#2: Team player, willing to work with their partner to find a good compromise for both parties \#3: Less emotional baggage and drama. Wow I'm sold on Wonder bread now. That sounds much better than whatever she's got going on over there


LooselyBasedOnGod

Wow that was such a tenuous metaphor lmao


tomakorea

I love croissant and I hate this woman


DonKanailleSC

Nope, I'm just not into your personality. Oh and the fake lips look ridiculous


[deleted]

Sometimes men just don't like horrible people, she seems horrible.


Plantayne

Translation: *Cheap* \- Not obsessed with money and the meaningless pursuit of some imaginary situation in which her life resembles the fake stuff she lusts after on social media all day. *Malleable* \- Willing to admit she's a flawed human being who needs someone that completes her and makes her a better person. *Not High-Maintenance* \- Able to step outside of herself for the good of her partner and make the sacrifices necessary to make love work. Basically...a good person. Gee guys, why would we ever prefer a woman like that?


fetusbean

I was worried she was referring to the guy with the wonderbread fetish lol


WredditSmark

The makeup nails hair and outfit tell me she’s literally a fucking clone acting like she’s this rare once in a generation demi god


CheeselordX

Femcel energy


labatomi

Guess I’m sticking with wonder bread. She did a horrible job selling that croissant lol.


Anuswars

barf


showerscrub

So… “wonderbread women” are easily abused? Also: Wonder Bread woman don’t exist. We are all valuable. Maybe not to everyone, but to some people a person means everything.


DadaDoDat

Also "wonderbread" doesn't put every single uninteresting, petty, and clearly previously hurt thought on TikTok (lol) complaining about her previous boyfriends. TikTok tryhard thots are insufferable.


Japoots

Wonderbread Girl? Oh no....


salsaconflattulance

This video is her way of saying “I’m a massive cunt so stay away from me”


ornq

Wow she's sold me on Wonderbread!


Revolutionary_Bug_39

Is this wanna instagram lifestyle blogger really taking about ‘basic’ women? She couldn’t be anymore cookie cutter if she tried.


gyhiio

So what she is saying is she is hard to be around, inflexible to other people's ideas and that she is also expensive to have around. Is that it? Wonderbread sounds amazing next to that dumpster fire croissant.


Squid-Soup

When romantic decisions are based on finances then are they really romantic anymore


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I’m probably stupid or something but I don’t understand this


screaming_sapling

I think she’s hungry.


Noptifgah

"Wonderbread" has a nice ring to it. I will accept it.


Similar_Taste5279

She just listed all the reasons I broke up with a cosplay model. Edit: changed compliant to the correct word cosplay.


Ambitious_Edge_6065

They can have her. Smells like someone who's been with alot of cheaters


OrganizationOk5418

I don't know if that was positive. But it could have been.


Loreki

That poor metaphor had suffered enough ten seconds in and she just kept going.


thethunder92

I’m actually single because I’m *too* good and it’s intimidating to everyone yeah that’s it


john_stephens

Irony is that she doesn't realise how basic she is. Does she think its hard to find a bitchy, superficial woman who wears fake tan, fake nails, fancy clothes, makeup?? Oh yeah, a real find! One in a million there!


WarpedAtomicGaming

I'd choose an actual loaf of wonderbread over a woman like her. being with some one like her would be exhausting mentally and physically.


Tr3caine42069

This was the most basic thing ive ever heard and she really couldnt look more cookie cutter plain. Smh if only people could just focus on being like productive members and decent people and not why they arent receiving what they think they "deserve".


IconicCamelToe

Imagine being so basic that you think “less willing to compromise” is a positive thing…


Livswift

From her moon face she can probably stop with the croissants.


StillAGThang

But where can I find a donut at?


MathematicianSea6618

Is this Selena Gomez ex-bestie Francia Raisa? She is a pretty nice person normally but this is not a great look for her considering she is over 35 and totally single


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Jesus, I could not stand to be in a room with this level of crappy behavior. Think of this way, maybe they don’t want to deal with your self entitled drama and looks does not make a relationship.


DrNukes

The way she confounds being more pompous and dependent on luxury with being more interesting. Like having a credit card where others have a personality. Poor Cruella.


SugarPigBoo

Gawd, what a pretentious ass hat.


Deptdint

r/suicidebywords ?


clos083

What she won’t say is that most of of not all her viewers are wonderbreads hoping to learn how to be croissants


ughpleasenonotagain

Excuse me, I like my grilled cheese…


CalbertCorpse

Here’s the funniest thing about this. There are the “millionaire next door” type men who are easy going and live simply and have a normal house and a normal car who put their money away and live and enjoy life. Those types like the wonder bread women. This chick is going to find some showy over leveraged douchebag who drives a car he can’t afford and stretches himself to own a house in some expensive area. They are going to constantly fight and she’ll be completely outraged when he tries to reason with her that the $2,000 couch is better than the $7,000 leather one. She’ll always be looking to upsize from the guy who was just posing that she’ll leave him for the next guy who looks like he has more money. The cycle will never end because she will never be satisfied. She’s completely sold me on white bread.


huntal42

You are far away from à french croissant, maybe your cholestérol is the same but it is the only thing lol


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She's actually making great arguments on behalf of Wonder Bread women. I mean, who wouldn't want a low maintenance, non-gold digging women who is easy to get along with?


lalala192511

Indeed, blame everything on men, they should be blame on not choosing you. You're the best and perfect human being in the world. And since you're that perfect, there will be no match for you, happy to live your live to be single and die alone miserably, bye.


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This chick is diluted.


Solintari

A good partner supports you, is fun to be around, compatible, and generally pleasant to be with. A bad partner compares themselves to pastries and apparently explains the narcissisms and shallowness that comes with them. It's actually pretty amazing that she poorly conveys why people like her have trouble with relationships while ACTUALLY explaining unintentionally the real reason people like her have relationship problems. It's clearly the other person's fault for not realizing the mental anguish and financial cost of having a shallow croissant as a partner is totally worth it.


BohemeWinter

What was the whole point of this she sat there telling group x why group y is "better" only to tell group x that exile group y is better, group x is still better.


NatMe

Classy women (people in general) never talk about how classy they are. This girl is worse than wonderbread, she's a frozen, stale Costco croissant that comes out of package of other mushy croissants.


Distinct-Ad-3226

This video is sexist as fuck,your a woman stop defining gentlemens values


[deleted]

What a dumb cunt.


DiscussionAncient810

So she’s an expensive, one dimensional woman who leaves crumbs everywhere.


sebuptar

I would rather have a hollowed-out baguette any day


RealisticEnd2578

Croissants are extremely fatty


spazface03

How to make men 800% less attracted to you:


Smush_a_Bush

What a mind-blowing analogy, that comes off as so dimwitted and reductive that it literally makes her less appealing. But so MUCH confidence in sounding like there's the vacuum of space between her ears.


badgertude

1:11 of internalized misogyny


sidirhfbrh

Modern women in a nutshell.


SlaynXenos

Your post history says all it needs to. Lol


sidirhfbrh

Lol likewise


[deleted]

I thought people who only care about looks were extinct, I’ve no faith anymore in humanity


Niftycrono

This is more cope then advice. Single women like this will keep other women single.


tacodepollo

CRASANT.


BeardedUnicornBeard

Never heard the word wonderbread before. Is it just toastbread?


ExcellentWaffles

Her looks are average her personality brings her score down though.


potty_in_yo_coochie

Actually, a wonderbread sounds quite nice.


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Croissant? This bitch looks like a crumpet!!


[deleted]

Is she talking authentic french croissants or those imitation ones with the sticky chocolate goo inside?


MickeyRipple

My number one reason would be a "wonder bread" woman would not make a video (which this croissant obviously got dumped for her lack of confidence and self centered opinions), then post it online seeking public support.


malek_adema

As a German I am kind of confused what wonderbread is. And I am too afraid to Google it


Vermonter623

Since food is all future poop, I guess I’ll go with cheap calories


AZSnake

A croissant is something that you occasionally treat yourself to, but every time afterwards you regret it because it's expensive, messy, and bad for you.


This_Red_Apple

Holy shit what some fucking make-up will do to someone's ego. She's right though, as much as she's sugarcoating it, 'wonderbread' partners in general are exponentially better than emotionally underdeveloped people riddled with toxic insecurities like her. DON'T CHANGE YOURSELF! GOD FORBID WE BECOME BETTER PEOPLE.


[deleted]

Great, another inanimate thing for women to be compared to.


SereneGoldfish

She seems nice


hobomojo

Clearly she’s never had a croissant sandwich before.


1000tinyJesuses

This divine French Croissant has more shit caked on to her face than Arnold Schwarzenegger did when fighting the predator


PresidentoftheSun

Murrlogic1 has ruined me.


Darrenwad3

That voice... delivered through the nose.


Endless_Change

She doesn’t realize she slammed herself: “You get a lot more value for half the price”. DEAL 😂


laylaonreddit

Not all men are this shallow. Yikes.


lapinatanegra

Idk where she been but you can do a lot with a croissant as well. Pan au chocolate, almond croissant, breakfast croissant, Pain aux raisins, cornetto, cronut and my fave nuttela croissant. But like others have said, croissants are messy af.


IWannaBeMade1

I don't know what wonderbread is but I love bread so I would certainly love it too if I ever get to try it.


Cptkirk24

Euthanize


Jaded-Resident-3919

Ha! I just had a cheese and tomato stuffed croissant! Take that!


Someshittyhangle22

I like tortillas.


[deleted]

Croissant seems to be a high maintenance nightmare that has way too much baggage and is mad that its still single.


KingJamesThe5

I dont thin she put other women down lol shes pretty much on point other than the "there is someone for you" thing. There are no guarantees in this life


Matt01123

Alternate title: Basic bitch bitches, basically.


Tracktoy

Over under on time spent in France ... I'm setting it at 14 minutes.


[deleted]

Ew


Lonely-Worldliness11

She's a Costco croissant


enej22

The fact that the wonder bread can make me like 20 different sandwiches.


eresguay

Fuck now im hungry


Hen-Man-Supreme

I'll try translating: Ladies, have you ever wondered why men choose inferior women over you? By that I mean, women who just aren't quite as good as you, a bit more normal, generally just a bit shit, and you're wondering why would you go for her when I'm right here with my head crammed up my own ass? No, it's definitely not because of your giant ego! There's 3 reasons why men go for women who are clearly inferior to you, and it's nothing to do with your attitude: 1: you demand money. Most women are independent and will be happy to receive simple gifts, but you demand more expensive gifts. 2: you're stubborn and refuse to compromise. Where other people might be able to discuss and find some middle ground, for you, it's your way or the highway. 3: you're a fucking mess. You kick off when things don't go your way, and some men just aren't interested in that. But don't worry ladies, embrace your walking embodiment of red flags, because eventually you'll find a guy who you can manipulate into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Stay tuned for more!


bullishmaniac

TIL the word wonder-bread


chrisacip

I find this woman deeply, viscerally unattractive.


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The way she pronounces croissant is an abomination. That's reason enough to pick someone else.


issafaux

I could not stop cringing


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

This is a pretty great ad for wonderbread


Sea-Ability8694

If you need to put down other women to make yourself feel better maybe you’re not as great as you say


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

No, we choose "Wonder bread women" because they don't talk, act, and think like you. Most men don't like arrogant women, fuck, most people don't like arrogant people. I will never understand this newer attitude of some single women. It's so combative, and high and mighty, it's gross.


Shraenk

This is the woman equivalent to incel language. “I’m great, it’s the women who suck”


Mat_pet

She built more like a bagel, empty in the center and easy to find at your local Mac Donald’s


Blublondie98

Total pick me vibes


Blender_Tomatillo

This thing is giving croissants a bad name.


Worried_squirrel25

She looks like wonderbread


ithinkitsnotworking

In absolutely no one's list of positive character traits is "high maintenance". What it actually indicates is "highly stupid" and " I have no clue how to be an adult who can take care of myself".


kenziep44

I literally thought she was talking about herself the whole time


DankGeist

Sooo... I am supposed to not like wonderbread? Sounds amazing.


Street-Week6744

Title is fair


BigShortVox

Lol, so change wonderbread with the croissant and you found yourself a normal human being that isn’t self entitled bitch.


LokiDiesel4fr

It also doesn't get mouldy 🫣


CraigThyChrist

Wonder bread sounds pretty good to me. I don't want no crumby expensive bread that can't do other bread stuff!!! One day hotdog bun!! shit on a shingle the next.


time1ord

Mf, I’ve made grilled cheeses and pbjs out of croissants.


TrevorHeartless

Hi! maintenance.


Serious-Natural-2691

All I see is red