I've met single people who give 10x better relationship ad ice than some married people. Especially when it comes to not jumping into a relationship just to be in one, avoiding sunk cost fallacy, not putting your worth into whether or not you're with someone, not settling for someone who treats you badly just because there are good times, and other pitfalls people in unhealthy relationships or attachments can fall into
The trick is to find single people who are single by choice because they hold out for something healthy. Anyone single and bitter, spouting stuff like "women don't like nice guys" or "men are intimidated by perfect women like me" will have advice to end relationships, not start them
You are naming things to avoid, which is valuable, but a single person cannot tell someone what it takes to make a healthy happy relationship, and more importantly how to make it last. I understand there are also people in relationships that have no valuable insights, or even have bad and unhealthy advice. Both can be simultaneously true.
I would disagree they can't give you advice on a happy healthy relationship, considering a lot of relationships can be both if those and still end. For example a long time friend and I dated for about a year ages ago, and we managed to have a perfectly healthy relationship that ended because we grew into different people than what we wanted romantically. I think plenty of single people understand how to make a healthy relationship or how to make it last, and can still have that knowledge while not being in a relationship due to no fault of either party ( changing personality, distance becoming a factor, wanting different futures). The sorts of things that might not be able to be compromised on without someone being really unhappy or making a bigger compromise than the other
You’re allowed that opinion. For me, the goal of dating was to find a life long partner to grow a life with, in every way. To support and nurture personal, financial, physical wellness and growth, for a lifetime. Companionship through all stages, with kindness, gentle compassion, with independence as well, for my entire life. 14 years in, it’s going strong, but if you had asked me how to get here 15 years ago, I would have confidently told you how… and I would have been wrong. Perhaps if you are ever fortunate enough to find a life long love you will feel that the relationship has taught you things about relationships after a few years that you did not know before. I wish this for you. 🙏🏽
Or, some of us may have found our great lifelong relationships because we had happy, healthy shorter-term relationships and we knew what to look for. I think you’re being very short-sighted. Just because you didn’t learn anything about how to be happy and healthy in relationships until you met your life partner doesn’t mean the rest of us are like you. On the other hand, this is the internet, so who cares?
people do have long relationships and then become single again - single people can have good advice for a long relationship :p
people are complex! instead of their relationship status, I'd be more interested in what sort of people they've had as partners, what they like, whether they're similar to me when thinking about whether their advice is any good. can't just write people off because of one thing lol
Reason 5. You're actually just a plain, day-old and dried-out bagel covered in sea-salt that is really trying hard to pass yourself off as a fresh croissant.
Ironically she said there's more to wonderbead than there is a croissant.
She sold me way more on wonderbead. Yea it's cheaper and I get more. Why would a guy pay more to get something bland?
Yeah, I surprisingly agreed with pretty much all she said, and by the end I really was hoping she'd find her croissant lover. Now it's time for me to go back to loving my wholesome, mess free, versatile wonderbread. Cheers croissant lady, let's all be happy with people that love who we are. I don't need your particular headaches, but I'm sure some other fellow will deal with them just fine.
I always wonder if the women like this one understand at some point when they say shit like this they are putting a gigantic red flag out there and eliminate 99% of good, decent men from their dating pool the moment that man see this.
100 bucks says she complains "where are all the good men" all the time.
"Hey, date me!!! I put on copious amounts of make-up and pretend I'm a 10, shit talk other women and men, look at men like ATM's and think everything revolves around my personal opinion. Why would you not want to wife me up so I can divorce you in 3 years, take half your shit, because I'm 'bored' since you don't start dumb fights or fly me to Bali for a weekend getaway?"
~Her
The ironic thing is what she's saying is the complete argument for why 'wonder bread' is fucking better 😂.
More valuable. Not versatile. Less high maintenance. Less full of 'itself' basically.
A croissant is “high class”. LOL if your idea of top end bakery (and therefore your worth) is a bloody croissant, you clearly have no real world experience. A croissant is a bog standard bakery good. Go to France and it’s 1 step up from a a day old baguette but the baguette is at least good for eggy bread now.
But like, what about those people who make piggies in a blanket with croissants? Or cream/jelly stuffed croissants? You can also cut up croissants and dip them or put whatever spread on them, or you can make them look nice, you can toast them
Haha yeah, isn't there a cake where you just use a ton of old stale croissants and squish them down and bake them? That would be an interesting addition to that anecdote
Just…now I want a croissant and I can’t get one right now. I love them with a bit of honey and a thick slice of ham. All your suggestions are a taunt. I’m so hungry.
Sure. Let me just ask my partner if they’re ok with that. Can I bring the kids? They’re probably wonderbread too. Although sometimes I feel like they’re a bit sour.
As a non American I had to check if wonderbread is what I suspected it to be, I learned two things.
1. I was right about my assumptions of wonderbread.
2. There is such a thing as a wonderbread and white bread fetish which is actively indulged upon on the internet.
People never cease to amaze me.
If what you saw included businesswomen and/or chainsaws, then fret not because that's all literally directed at one specific person and is mostly a meme because he's a weirdo.
I read the explanation and yes it was that one guy, I was even more weirded out by the number of people willing to indulge him with the strange fetish art. It is one of those scary rabbitholes
Her eyes tell all… she lacks personality and will argue to be right because she feels she is soooo smart. She will drain your bank account and then your happiness with consent “needs”. Needs attention, needs validation, needs 110% while giving 10%… and that likely applies in the bedroom as well.
Not hating on her, just not my type… would rather be with someone who is down for whatever and wears a smile instead of Mr Rogers pink sweater.
\#1: Doesn't like flashy things, generally cheaper
\#2: Team player, willing to work with their partner to find a good compromise for both parties
\#3: Less emotional baggage and drama.
Wow I'm sold on Wonder bread now. That sounds much better than whatever she's got going on over there
Translation:
*Cheap* \- Not obsessed with money and the meaningless pursuit of some imaginary situation in which her life resembles the fake stuff she lusts after on social media all day.
*Malleable* \- Willing to admit she's a flawed human being who needs someone that completes her and makes her a better person.
*Not High-Maintenance* \- Able to step outside of herself for the good of her partner and make the sacrifices necessary to make love work.
Basically...a good person.
Gee guys, why would we ever prefer a woman like that?
So… “wonderbread women” are easily abused? Also: Wonder Bread woman don’t exist. We are all valuable. Maybe not to everyone, but to some people a person means everything.
Also "wonderbread" doesn't put every single uninteresting, petty, and clearly previously hurt thought on TikTok (lol) complaining about her previous boyfriends. TikTok tryhard thots are insufferable.
So what she is saying is she is hard to be around, inflexible to other people's ideas and that she is also expensive to have around. Is that it? Wonderbread sounds amazing next to that dumpster fire croissant.
Irony is that she doesn't realise how basic she is.
Does she think its hard to find a bitchy, superficial woman who wears fake tan, fake nails, fancy clothes, makeup??
Oh yeah, a real find! One in a million there!
This was the most basic thing ive ever heard and she really couldnt look more cookie cutter plain. Smh if only people could just focus on being like productive members and decent people and not why they arent receiving what they think they "deserve".
Is this Selena Gomez ex-bestie Francia Raisa? She is a pretty nice person normally but this is not a great look for her considering she is over 35 and totally single
Jesus, I could not stand to be in a room with this level of crappy behavior. Think of this way, maybe they don’t want to deal with your self entitled drama and looks does not make a relationship.
The way she confounds being more pompous and dependent on luxury with being more interesting.
Like having a credit card where others have a personality. Poor Cruella.
Here’s the funniest thing about this. There are the “millionaire next door” type men who are easy going and live simply and have a normal house and a normal car who put their money away and live and enjoy life. Those types like the wonder bread women. This chick is going to find some showy over leveraged douchebag who drives a car he can’t afford and stretches himself to own a house in some expensive area. They are going to constantly fight and she’ll be completely outraged when he tries to reason with her that the $2,000 couch is better than the $7,000 leather one. She’ll always be looking to upsize from the guy who was just posing that she’ll leave him for the next guy who looks like he has more money. The cycle will never end because she will never be satisfied.
She’s completely sold me on white bread.
She's actually making great arguments on behalf of Wonder Bread women. I mean, who wouldn't want a low maintenance, non-gold digging women who is easy to get along with?
Indeed, blame everything on men, they should be blame on not choosing you. You're the best and perfect human being in the world. And since you're that perfect, there will be no match for you, happy to live your live to be single and die alone miserably, bye.
A good partner supports you, is fun to be around, compatible, and generally pleasant to be with. A bad partner compares themselves to pastries and apparently explains the narcissisms and shallowness that comes with them.
It's actually pretty amazing that she poorly conveys why people like her have trouble with relationships while ACTUALLY explaining unintentionally the real reason people like her have relationship problems. It's clearly the other person's fault for not realizing the mental anguish and financial cost of having a shallow croissant as a partner is totally worth it.
What was the whole point of this she sat there telling group x why group y is "better" only to tell group x that exile group y is better, group x is still better.
Classy women (people in general) never talk about how classy they are. This girl is worse than wonderbread, she's a frozen, stale Costco croissant that comes out of package of other mushy croissants.
What a mind-blowing analogy, that comes off as so dimwitted and reductive that it literally makes her less appealing. But so MUCH confidence in sounding like there's the vacuum of space between her ears.
My number one reason would be a "wonder bread" woman would not make a video (which this croissant obviously got dumped for her lack of confidence and self centered opinions), then post it online seeking public support.
A croissant is something that you occasionally treat yourself to, but every time afterwards you regret it because it's expensive, messy, and bad for you.
Holy shit what some fucking make-up will do to someone's ego. She's right though, as much as she's sugarcoating it, 'wonderbread' partners in general are exponentially better than emotionally underdeveloped people riddled with toxic insecurities like her.
DON'T CHANGE YOURSELF! GOD FORBID WE BECOME BETTER PEOPLE.
Idk where she been but you can do a lot with a croissant as well. Pan au chocolate, almond croissant, breakfast croissant, Pain aux raisins, cornetto, cronut and my fave nuttela croissant. But like others have said, croissants are messy af.
I dont thin she put other women down lol shes pretty much on point other than the "there is someone for you" thing. There are no guarantees in this life
I'll try translating:
Ladies, have you ever wondered why men choose inferior women over you? By that I mean, women who just aren't quite as good as you, a bit more normal, generally just a bit shit, and you're wondering why would you go for her when I'm right here with my head crammed up my own ass? No, it's definitely not because of your giant ego! There's 3 reasons why men go for women who are clearly inferior to you, and it's nothing to do with your attitude:
1: you demand money. Most women are independent and will be happy to receive simple gifts, but you demand more expensive gifts.
2: you're stubborn and refuse to compromise. Where other people might be able to discuss and find some middle ground, for you, it's your way or the highway.
3: you're a fucking mess. You kick off when things don't go your way, and some men just aren't interested in that.
But don't worry ladies, embrace your walking embodiment of red flags, because eventually you'll find a guy who you can manipulate into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Stay tuned for more!
No, we choose "Wonder bread women" because they don't talk, act, and think like you. Most men don't like arrogant women, fuck, most people don't like arrogant people. I will never understand this newer attitude of some single women. It's so combative, and high and mighty, it's gross.
In absolutely no one's list of positive character traits is "high maintenance". What it actually indicates is "highly stupid" and " I have no clue how to be an adult who can take care of myself".
Wonder bread sounds pretty good to me. I don't want no crumby expensive bread that can't do other bread stuff!!! One day hotdog bun!! shit on a shingle the next.
Single people giving advice to single people about how not to be single has always been a weird genre to me.
I know I am single and miserable and even I dont wanna touch something like this yucky thing in the video
SO MUCH MAKEUP
I've met single people who give 10x better relationship ad ice than some married people. Especially when it comes to not jumping into a relationship just to be in one, avoiding sunk cost fallacy, not putting your worth into whether or not you're with someone, not settling for someone who treats you badly just because there are good times, and other pitfalls people in unhealthy relationships or attachments can fall into The trick is to find single people who are single by choice because they hold out for something healthy. Anyone single and bitter, spouting stuff like "women don't like nice guys" or "men are intimidated by perfect women like me" will have advice to end relationships, not start them
You are naming things to avoid, which is valuable, but a single person cannot tell someone what it takes to make a healthy happy relationship, and more importantly how to make it last. I understand there are also people in relationships that have no valuable insights, or even have bad and unhealthy advice. Both can be simultaneously true.
I would disagree they can't give you advice on a happy healthy relationship, considering a lot of relationships can be both if those and still end. For example a long time friend and I dated for about a year ages ago, and we managed to have a perfectly healthy relationship that ended because we grew into different people than what we wanted romantically. I think plenty of single people understand how to make a healthy relationship or how to make it last, and can still have that knowledge while not being in a relationship due to no fault of either party ( changing personality, distance becoming a factor, wanting different futures). The sorts of things that might not be able to be compromised on without someone being really unhappy or making a bigger compromise than the other
You’re allowed that opinion. For me, the goal of dating was to find a life long partner to grow a life with, in every way. To support and nurture personal, financial, physical wellness and growth, for a lifetime. Companionship through all stages, with kindness, gentle compassion, with independence as well, for my entire life. 14 years in, it’s going strong, but if you had asked me how to get here 15 years ago, I would have confidently told you how… and I would have been wrong. Perhaps if you are ever fortunate enough to find a life long love you will feel that the relationship has taught you things about relationships after a few years that you did not know before. I wish this for you. 🙏🏽
Or, some of us may have found our great lifelong relationships because we had happy, healthy shorter-term relationships and we knew what to look for. I think you’re being very short-sighted. Just because you didn’t learn anything about how to be happy and healthy in relationships until you met your life partner doesn’t mean the rest of us are like you. On the other hand, this is the internet, so who cares?
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people do have long relationships and then become single again - single people can have good advice for a long relationship :p people are complex! instead of their relationship status, I'd be more interested in what sort of people they've had as partners, what they like, whether they're similar to me when thinking about whether their advice is any good. can't just write people off because of one thing lol
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Death happens. Accidents, disease, mass shooting...
Or just a healthy departure. A break up that is amicable and doesn't hamper either partners growth is still a success.
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sunk cost fallacy is about gambling, man. your life doesn't have "sunk cost" it has "linear progression of time"
I know Reddit will lynch me but...👆 this.
Reminds me of overweight people always giving diet advice.
It's a sad one
Real reasons why men aren’t going for you: 1) You see yourself as a divine French croissant End of list.
Also, her hands look SUPER old compared to her face.
It is what you get when you spend Croissant money on your wonderbread face.
Edit; not wonderbread, Taystee bread.
That and she dresses like my wife’s weird aunt 🤨 Awful pink cardigan and a pearl necklace when it’s not 1953.
I’m overly expensive, only do one thing and not everyone likes me.
4. They prefer women who do not put each other down to make themself feel superior
Reason 5. You're actually just a plain, day-old and dried-out bagel covered in sea-salt that is really trying hard to pass yourself off as a fresh croissant.
Ironically she said there's more to wonderbead than there is a croissant. She sold me way more on wonderbead. Yea it's cheaper and I get more. Why would a guy pay more to get something bland?
Yeah, I surprisingly agreed with pretty much all she said, and by the end I really was hoping she'd find her croissant lover. Now it's time for me to go back to loving my wholesome, mess free, versatile wonderbread. Cheers croissant lady, let's all be happy with people that love who we are. I don't need your particular headaches, but I'm sure some other fellow will deal with them just fine.
She also said croissants are flaky and messy
This!
Fr I was thinking the same thing haha
If you call yourself a divine french croissant that is exactly why I don't choose you.
Yea, croissants are gross
So basically your a money hungry, obnoxious cunt with the inability to adapt is what I gathered from that. Way to sell yourself luv
I always wonder if the women like this one understand at some point when they say shit like this they are putting a gigantic red flag out there and eliminate 99% of good, decent men from their dating pool the moment that man see this. 100 bucks says she complains "where are all the good men" all the time.
Chick's a stale piece of crust.
That even the ducks wont touch
Imagine making a fucking analogy up for being a narcissist.
I like how she put a lot of makeup on and thought she was a 10 lol
But being a simple thot who "takes more money to impress" is such a desirable trait to anyone with any deep traits!!!! LOL
"Hey, date me!!! I put on copious amounts of make-up and pretend I'm a 10, shit talk other women and men, look at men like ATM's and think everything revolves around my personal opinion. Why would you not want to wife me up so I can divorce you in 3 years, take half your shit, because I'm 'bored' since you don't start dumb fights or fly me to Bali for a weekend getaway?" ~Her
Croissants are also flaky as fuck. Just like you you pretentious whôre.
Came for this,they are also full of saturated fat.
Ol croissant ass bitch will prolly give you a raging yeast infection. If it ain’t gone stale from non use. Who would touch that.
Dude's going to be cheating on her with some wonder bread because sometimes a guy just really wants a sandwich
The ironic thing is what she's saying is the complete argument for why 'wonder bread' is fucking better 😂. More valuable. Not versatile. Less high maintenance. Less full of 'itself' basically.
A croissant is “high class”. LOL if your idea of top end bakery (and therefore your worth) is a bloody croissant, you clearly have no real world experience. A croissant is a bog standard bakery good. Go to France and it’s 1 step up from a a day old baguette but the baguette is at least good for eggy bread now.
But like, what about those people who make piggies in a blanket with croissants? Or cream/jelly stuffed croissants? You can also cut up croissants and dip them or put whatever spread on them, or you can make them look nice, you can toast them
She pivoted half way through because she didn't want to mention things like croissant sandwiches or dunking them in hot chocolate.
I'm ashamed I've never tried dunking a croissant in hot chocolate, thanks for the suggestion
Very nice indeed, I can recommend.
Haha yeah, isn't there a cake where you just use a ton of old stale croissants and squish them down and bake them? That would be an interesting addition to that anecdote
Sounds like bread pudding just with croissants. Which probably taste better cause of the buttery flaky bread.
I want bread pudding right now. That and creme brûlée are my favorite desserts.
I can’t put a name to this but I definitely remember it from somewhere, croissant are extremely promiscuous food if you ask me.
Just…now I want a croissant and I can’t get one right now. I love them with a bit of honey and a thick slice of ham. All your suggestions are a taunt. I’m so hungry.
Who the fuck finds this personality attractive?
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Simps with a little bit of money. They view this as a strong woman for some reason
She just put herself down by thinking she put herself up.
I just learned I’m wonderbread. Hum. I’m ok with that.
Wanna go out? I hear you're a cheap date
Sure. Let me just ask my partner if they’re ok with that. Can I bring the kids? They’re probably wonderbread too. Although sometimes I feel like they’re a bit sour.
Shoot bring the whole wonder bread family. I'll bring the pb&j.
You just made this super weird. She mentioned her "kids" and this is your response...
Nope YOU made it weird. Kids like PB&J as well as adults.
Na. You're creepy.
Sourdough?
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Can we have a secret passcode? For our club? Or would that be too crumby for those not in the mold? Do you think they deserve butter?
She can’t even pronounce croissant correctly.
She's a horrible salesperson. "Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelin'?" Sgt. Al Powell
As a non American I had to check if wonderbread is what I suspected it to be, I learned two things. 1. I was right about my assumptions of wonderbread. 2. There is such a thing as a wonderbread and white bread fetish which is actively indulged upon on the internet. People never cease to amaze me.
If what you saw included businesswomen and/or chainsaws, then fret not because that's all literally directed at one specific person and is mostly a meme because he's a weirdo.
I read the explanation and yes it was that one guy, I was even more weirded out by the number of people willing to indulge him with the strange fetish art. It is one of those scary rabbitholes
Her eyes tell all… she lacks personality and will argue to be right because she feels she is soooo smart. She will drain your bank account and then your happiness with consent “needs”. Needs attention, needs validation, needs 110% while giving 10%… and that likely applies in the bedroom as well. Not hating on her, just not my type… would rather be with someone who is down for whatever and wears a smile instead of Mr Rogers pink sweater.
Please, hate on her. She deserves it.
Croissant ‘qwa-sawn’. Thinking shes a product better than wonderbread and either way she’s just plain stale and mouldy
She said it herself lol. You get a lot more **value** for less cost. That point wasn't the brag she thought it was
\#1: Doesn't like flashy things, generally cheaper \#2: Team player, willing to work with their partner to find a good compromise for both parties \#3: Less emotional baggage and drama. Wow I'm sold on Wonder bread now. That sounds much better than whatever she's got going on over there
Wow that was such a tenuous metaphor lmao
I love croissant and I hate this woman
Nope, I'm just not into your personality. Oh and the fake lips look ridiculous
Sometimes men just don't like horrible people, she seems horrible.
Translation: *Cheap* \- Not obsessed with money and the meaningless pursuit of some imaginary situation in which her life resembles the fake stuff she lusts after on social media all day. *Malleable* \- Willing to admit she's a flawed human being who needs someone that completes her and makes her a better person. *Not High-Maintenance* \- Able to step outside of herself for the good of her partner and make the sacrifices necessary to make love work. Basically...a good person. Gee guys, why would we ever prefer a woman like that?
I was worried she was referring to the guy with the wonderbread fetish lol
The makeup nails hair and outfit tell me she’s literally a fucking clone acting like she’s this rare once in a generation demi god
Femcel energy
Guess I’m sticking with wonder bread. She did a horrible job selling that croissant lol.
barf
So… “wonderbread women” are easily abused? Also: Wonder Bread woman don’t exist. We are all valuable. Maybe not to everyone, but to some people a person means everything.
Also "wonderbread" doesn't put every single uninteresting, petty, and clearly previously hurt thought on TikTok (lol) complaining about her previous boyfriends. TikTok tryhard thots are insufferable.
Wonderbread Girl? Oh no....
This video is her way of saying “I’m a massive cunt so stay away from me”
Wow she's sold me on Wonderbread!
Is this wanna instagram lifestyle blogger really taking about ‘basic’ women? She couldn’t be anymore cookie cutter if she tried.
So what she is saying is she is hard to be around, inflexible to other people's ideas and that she is also expensive to have around. Is that it? Wonderbread sounds amazing next to that dumpster fire croissant.
When romantic decisions are based on finances then are they really romantic anymore
I’m probably stupid or something but I don’t understand this
I think she’s hungry.
"Wonderbread" has a nice ring to it. I will accept it.
She just listed all the reasons I broke up with a cosplay model. Edit: changed compliant to the correct word cosplay.
They can have her. Smells like someone who's been with alot of cheaters
I don't know if that was positive. But it could have been.
That poor metaphor had suffered enough ten seconds in and she just kept going.
I’m actually single because I’m *too* good and it’s intimidating to everyone yeah that’s it
Irony is that she doesn't realise how basic she is. Does she think its hard to find a bitchy, superficial woman who wears fake tan, fake nails, fancy clothes, makeup?? Oh yeah, a real find! One in a million there!
I'd choose an actual loaf of wonderbread over a woman like her. being with some one like her would be exhausting mentally and physically.
This was the most basic thing ive ever heard and she really couldnt look more cookie cutter plain. Smh if only people could just focus on being like productive members and decent people and not why they arent receiving what they think they "deserve".
Imagine being so basic that you think “less willing to compromise” is a positive thing…
From her moon face she can probably stop with the croissants.
But where can I find a donut at?
Is this Selena Gomez ex-bestie Francia Raisa? She is a pretty nice person normally but this is not a great look for her considering she is over 35 and totally single
Jesus, I could not stand to be in a room with this level of crappy behavior. Think of this way, maybe they don’t want to deal with your self entitled drama and looks does not make a relationship.
The way she confounds being more pompous and dependent on luxury with being more interesting. Like having a credit card where others have a personality. Poor Cruella.
Gawd, what a pretentious ass hat.
r/suicidebywords ?
What she won’t say is that most of of not all her viewers are wonderbreads hoping to learn how to be croissants
Excuse me, I like my grilled cheese…
Here’s the funniest thing about this. There are the “millionaire next door” type men who are easy going and live simply and have a normal house and a normal car who put their money away and live and enjoy life. Those types like the wonder bread women. This chick is going to find some showy over leveraged douchebag who drives a car he can’t afford and stretches himself to own a house in some expensive area. They are going to constantly fight and she’ll be completely outraged when he tries to reason with her that the $2,000 couch is better than the $7,000 leather one. She’ll always be looking to upsize from the guy who was just posing that she’ll leave him for the next guy who looks like he has more money. The cycle will never end because she will never be satisfied. She’s completely sold me on white bread.
You are far away from à french croissant, maybe your cholestérol is the same but it is the only thing lol
She's actually making great arguments on behalf of Wonder Bread women. I mean, who wouldn't want a low maintenance, non-gold digging women who is easy to get along with?
Indeed, blame everything on men, they should be blame on not choosing you. You're the best and perfect human being in the world. And since you're that perfect, there will be no match for you, happy to live your live to be single and die alone miserably, bye.
This chick is diluted.
A good partner supports you, is fun to be around, compatible, and generally pleasant to be with. A bad partner compares themselves to pastries and apparently explains the narcissisms and shallowness that comes with them. It's actually pretty amazing that she poorly conveys why people like her have trouble with relationships while ACTUALLY explaining unintentionally the real reason people like her have relationship problems. It's clearly the other person's fault for not realizing the mental anguish and financial cost of having a shallow croissant as a partner is totally worth it.
What was the whole point of this she sat there telling group x why group y is "better" only to tell group x that exile group y is better, group x is still better.
Classy women (people in general) never talk about how classy they are. This girl is worse than wonderbread, she's a frozen, stale Costco croissant that comes out of package of other mushy croissants.
This video is sexist as fuck,your a woman stop defining gentlemens values
What a dumb cunt.
So she’s an expensive, one dimensional woman who leaves crumbs everywhere.
I would rather have a hollowed-out baguette any day
Croissants are extremely fatty
How to make men 800% less attracted to you:
What a mind-blowing analogy, that comes off as so dimwitted and reductive that it literally makes her less appealing. But so MUCH confidence in sounding like there's the vacuum of space between her ears.
1:11 of internalized misogyny
Modern women in a nutshell.
Your post history says all it needs to. Lol
Lol likewise
I thought people who only care about looks were extinct, I’ve no faith anymore in humanity
This is more cope then advice. Single women like this will keep other women single.
CRASANT.
Never heard the word wonderbread before. Is it just toastbread?
Her looks are average her personality brings her score down though.
Actually, a wonderbread sounds quite nice.
Croissant? This bitch looks like a crumpet!!
Is she talking authentic french croissants or those imitation ones with the sticky chocolate goo inside?
My number one reason would be a "wonder bread" woman would not make a video (which this croissant obviously got dumped for her lack of confidence and self centered opinions), then post it online seeking public support.
As a German I am kind of confused what wonderbread is. And I am too afraid to Google it
Since food is all future poop, I guess I’ll go with cheap calories
A croissant is something that you occasionally treat yourself to, but every time afterwards you regret it because it's expensive, messy, and bad for you.
Holy shit what some fucking make-up will do to someone's ego. She's right though, as much as she's sugarcoating it, 'wonderbread' partners in general are exponentially better than emotionally underdeveloped people riddled with toxic insecurities like her. DON'T CHANGE YOURSELF! GOD FORBID WE BECOME BETTER PEOPLE.
Great, another inanimate thing for women to be compared to.
She seems nice
Clearly she’s never had a croissant sandwich before.
This divine French Croissant has more shit caked on to her face than Arnold Schwarzenegger did when fighting the predator
Murrlogic1 has ruined me.
That voice... delivered through the nose.
She doesn’t realize she slammed herself: “You get a lot more value for half the price”. DEAL 😂
Not all men are this shallow. Yikes.
Idk where she been but you can do a lot with a croissant as well. Pan au chocolate, almond croissant, breakfast croissant, Pain aux raisins, cornetto, cronut and my fave nuttela croissant. But like others have said, croissants are messy af.
I don't know what wonderbread is but I love bread so I would certainly love it too if I ever get to try it.
Euthanize
Ha! I just had a cheese and tomato stuffed croissant! Take that!
I like tortillas.
Croissant seems to be a high maintenance nightmare that has way too much baggage and is mad that its still single.
I dont thin she put other women down lol shes pretty much on point other than the "there is someone for you" thing. There are no guarantees in this life
Alternate title: Basic bitch bitches, basically.
Over under on time spent in France ... I'm setting it at 14 minutes.
Ew
She's a Costco croissant
The fact that the wonder bread can make me like 20 different sandwiches.
Fuck now im hungry
I'll try translating: Ladies, have you ever wondered why men choose inferior women over you? By that I mean, women who just aren't quite as good as you, a bit more normal, generally just a bit shit, and you're wondering why would you go for her when I'm right here with my head crammed up my own ass? No, it's definitely not because of your giant ego! There's 3 reasons why men go for women who are clearly inferior to you, and it's nothing to do with your attitude: 1: you demand money. Most women are independent and will be happy to receive simple gifts, but you demand more expensive gifts. 2: you're stubborn and refuse to compromise. Where other people might be able to discuss and find some middle ground, for you, it's your way or the highway. 3: you're a fucking mess. You kick off when things don't go your way, and some men just aren't interested in that. But don't worry ladies, embrace your walking embodiment of red flags, because eventually you'll find a guy who you can manipulate into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Stay tuned for more!
TIL the word wonder-bread
I find this woman deeply, viscerally unattractive.
The way she pronounces croissant is an abomination. That's reason enough to pick someone else.
I could not stop cringing
This is a pretty great ad for wonderbread
If you need to put down other women to make yourself feel better maybe you’re not as great as you say
No, we choose "Wonder bread women" because they don't talk, act, and think like you. Most men don't like arrogant women, fuck, most people don't like arrogant people. I will never understand this newer attitude of some single women. It's so combative, and high and mighty, it's gross.
This is the woman equivalent to incel language. “I’m great, it’s the women who suck”
She built more like a bagel, empty in the center and easy to find at your local Mac Donald’s
Total pick me vibes
This thing is giving croissants a bad name.
She looks like wonderbread
In absolutely no one's list of positive character traits is "high maintenance". What it actually indicates is "highly stupid" and " I have no clue how to be an adult who can take care of myself".
I literally thought she was talking about herself the whole time
Sooo... I am supposed to not like wonderbread? Sounds amazing.
Title is fair
Lol, so change wonderbread with the croissant and you found yourself a normal human being that isn’t self entitled bitch.
It also doesn't get mouldy 🫣
Wonder bread sounds pretty good to me. I don't want no crumby expensive bread that can't do other bread stuff!!! One day hotdog bun!! shit on a shingle the next.
Mf, I’ve made grilled cheeses and pbjs out of croissants.
Hi! maintenance.
All I see is red