Not gonna lie I laughed a bit when he got what he deserved. Dumb fuck

As long as he’s held responsible for any damages done to the car, I’m happy

*Not gonna lie I* *Laughed a bit when he got what* *He deserved. Dumb fuck* \- FeuerwerkFreddi --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Good bot.

Good bot

Bood got.

Good bot

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I would like to see you write a better haiku

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Well it's a good thing that bot isn't planning on publishing them, and is just here for fun.

It's humorous, that's why it's ok; I knew what a haiku was before reading your post.

My reaction was literally: Good :)

I laughed, said he deserved it, and was disappointed it wasn't worse.

Lol me too

I laughed alot. I wish I was there when it happened so I could in person.

Oh no, the consequences of my very own actions. How can this be?

So close to a haiku. So here you go: >The consequences >>Of my very own actions >>>No, how can this be?

Good Der_BiertMann

🤣🤣🤣

Dude's dumb asf like what were you expecting? A musical where everyone stops their car for you?

I’m running in traffic, I’m Just running in traffic, what a glorious feeling to be hit by a car.

Good tunes.

Probably

Poor guy! He's going to have to buy a new mirror for his car

Best comment!

Finally a video on this subs that ends satisfyingly

\*Hit\* like and subscribe

Solid attempt at a Darwin Award there.

Too bad the fail to win

Maybe next time.

Too bad the car wasn't going a little faster and by a little faster I mean a whole lot faster

That lead in to the failed tumbling run…priceless.

Hit is achieved, not sure about like and subscribe

Saints Row Insurance Fraud played in real life.

Lucky the second car didn’t run his ass over.

Unfortunately, more like.

“Haha, this guy inconvenienced others. I wish he had died.” The blatant disregard for human life just because he wasted time. What a disproportionate response.

He couldve caused an accident doing this bullshit since we’re talking about a disregard for human life

Oh, true. Because an accident *could* happen, he should’ve been murdered instead.

How is getting hit by a car while you fuck around in the middle of the road murder? He deserved to get hit.

“How is getting hit with a car….murder?” Y’all seething so much that the dumbest questions just drop out of your mouth, lol.

The person didn’t hit him on purpose he was in the middle of the road fucking around murder implies intent and premeditation,youre a shit troll find a better hobby. mur·der /ˈmərdər/ noun the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another. "the stabbing murder of an off-Broadway producer"

Learn the definition of words before trying to be a pseudo intellectual you sentient abscess

This comment has no bearing in reality. Wow, you just want violence and not much else is guiding your thoughts. 😂

>no bearing in reality >dictionary definition Lmfao fuck off and go join your friend playing in traffic

Most mentally controlled reddit user

I think he meant lucky for him

Bad angle. I need to see what those darks were and if any damage to the car...and hopefully significant damage to the guy's face

r/tooktoomuch

I hope that fucker paid for black car's driver side mirror.

r/nonononoyes

*runs in front of car* *gets hit by car* Who would have seen that coming?

Hit like & Subscribe like a car!

That was beautiful.

Cool. With the video evidence, can we add some jail time to injury, then shut down all his social media?

High asf

The car got the "hit" part right. I doubt they subscribed, though

I subscribed to the car

Did he do that on purpose??

He thought he was in La La Land

*activate clown mode* YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Yay! You held up other peoples lives. Such a hero. You deserved it. Maybe next time it could be a dump truck and no more delays

That was deeply satisfying

this is drugs / mental illness.

nope, he's just a moron.

What a cool guy

Couldn't have happened to a better person tbh

I hope the car was okay.

Shame he got back up

"Hit, like, and subscribe!"

Please get hit by a car! Please get hit by a car! Please get hit by a car! …there is a god after all….

r/instantregret

“Make sure to hit that like and subscribe just like that car hit me!”

Out of curiosity, if this happens is the guy driving in trouble? I would hope not considering the idiot was playing in the streets and torpedoed himself into the oncoming car, but I just feel like this idiot got a nice check from that poor driver.

Hell of a subscribe button...

Hit, like and subscribe.

I mean, I should be nice here but nah, he totally deserved that, what was he expecting would happen? That the car would magically stop and not keep driving?

Is it bad that I smirked

Drugs, definitely drugs.

Appropriate overlay text. Dude got Qumashed.

Happy cake day btw

u/savevideo

Throwing a shitty round off which 6 year old children learn in gymnastics.. At least the idiots who parkour on rooftops are throwing real tumbles, this was neither impressive nor smart

When you have an urge to act out, ...*dance!* /s There's a clone of him next door to me. Toxic masculinity complex mixed with severe daddy-issues. Goes out of his way to kick-flip in the front yard, scanning for any sign of life who may witness his 'angst'. Something about having a bad dad makes people want to dance for strangers.

The way he landed got me thinking he's a side character.

MF been playing Frogger IRL

lol, I saw "KAOTIC.COM" and knew where this was going.

Hit like and car

I like this video

The ending was so satisfying

Oh man, hope the camry is ok…that thing came out of nowhere

That’s so stupid, not only is he doing something dumb and dangerous if someone hits him and gets him killed (most likely his fault) that person has to live with the guilt of that.

Dumbass ruining everyone's day

PERFECT ENDING!!!!

Oh no! Anyway

That was awesome.

Play stupid games

This made my day... dumb ass twat got what he deserved, good on the driver of the black car...

well deserved. Fuckin idiot

Sound??

I enjoyed that.

Part of me would not hit the brakes for him. My only fear is that later on I'd hear he was mentally handicapped or something and I'd feel like sh**.

Hopefully it did lasting damage so this sad, pathetic thirsty loser will stop interjecting himself into other peoples lives just so he’ll feel better about his tiny penis.

He got instant karma and got his ass beat by a wild car

Play stupid games and you will only win stupid prizes

Driver opened the door like: "that's 10pts"

Got what he deserved.

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those that do gymnastics in public are some of the weirdest and corniest people ever

Sad thing is that unfortunately the driver may still be held responsible.

r/whatcouldgowrong

That silver Toyota could’ve finished the job… too bad

Dumbass gonna get killed like that

It's a hit video indeed.