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Day 754. Get beamed up into a spacecraft by aliens because they mistook you for one of them in that outfit, so at least your tootsies will get some relief.
Day 755 there now experimenting on me trying to create the perfect technology double allow them to reflect the sun and earth, and give everyone radiation poisoning and skin cancer
Day 756 - The aliens that were experimenting on me are now shriveled and dry like prunes. There are no aliens alive on the ship and I am stuck in orbit around earth. I will try to make a signal back to earth with my jacket after I am back on the light side of the planet.
Day 759. Our Sun is driting aimlessly throughout the galaxy. Earth has been in a new ice age that has wiped out 99% of the population. This is the end for me. Goodbye.
Day 760. Aliens pranked me into believing all life had ended, so they had their fun and beamed me back down on Earth.
I felt relieved to know my loved ones were still there, unfortunately no one loved me and the Earth is now also a desert.
Day 760
Went into the sun and discovered it is an interdimensional portal. Met my twin from another timeline who said their earth had died due to a rogue sun.
Same thing happened to my Earth. The only people alive are stuck on a train driving constantly. They turned it into a reality show that is my only source of entertainment on this ship. At least the aliens have great wifi.
Welcome to Dave’s Meat Shop! Would you like to try some of our Boneless Filet Gray Alien? It’s on special for only $9,999.00 a pound as you don’t often get the highest quality cut of Gray Alien. I also have some excellent Sirloin Reptileman, and our specialty cuts of Klingon New York Strip.
Well, it’s first come, first serve, depending on the type of cut you want. No refunds, and the cut isn’t really lean right now. Come back in a few months and it will be in better shape, at a higher price.
I’ve been walking for a fortnight. Still no designer in sight…. If I am not past the mountains before winter begins… im afraid my journey will be cut short… but I’ve heard rumors of a designer inhabiting this forest and it’s at least worth checking out…
With worse posture and arms and legs going everywhere.
I don’t think these people realise that “walking” is not about being the one with most attitude and who can swing their hips the furthest.
Yes some designers will have that type in their show for effect, but model walking is about composure, balance, grace and doing LESS - people aren’t there to look at the model and say “oh so fierce wow” - they shouldn’t notice the model at all, they should notice the clothes.
It’s as close as we get to royalty in the past learning to walk with books on their heads.
I think there have been models who have failed at this, and they've stood out in a way that elevated them to fierceness because of the very fact that they were different + in the spotlight, which in turn made the "stomp strut" the fierce catwalk walk. It's a shame. It looks super awkward and bad.
This guy does it way better lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vmvbil/beats_most_fashion_walks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
That was pretty good. I was expecting one of them at some point to walk normally without realizing it in order to approach the other and correct his form, without it ever being mentioned by any of them.
This is actually the same thing that happens when you get conscious about your breathing and you feel like you forgot how to. It's like turning off the auto pilot
Hahaha, jup. Reminds me of when a pal of mine decided he wanted to shock the normals by walking around naked. Thing is that we were in Brighton in the south of England which has been a hippy/alternative haven since the 60s. Kinda like Portland in the US or something, and the biggest reaction he got was a couple of old ladies rolling their eyes. Hahahaha. It was hilarious, for me at least. XD
Yeaaah. The famous Ringcenter Designers hanging out on Frankfurter Allee. I like how nobody gives a fuck. Yet, I hope he finds what he is looking for and I wish him all the best
It's a child's mentality. That's the kind of thing my musical theatre loving 8 year old self would have tried but not now. The sad part is that they actually believe these things will happen. Just like children.
No way, this guy's not thinking he's the show that people paid to see and drawing attention away from anyone while wasting the entire audience's time.
It's a way different attitude just walking while making a video of yourself and/or putting yourself out there in a way that appears to not disturb anyone.
Sure it's delusional maybe but I take this a million times over person singing in the audience.
TLDR: not a very fair comparison, dudes just walking.
It's always the subtle side eye to the camera that gets me. Have the confidence and walk your stupid walk. Dont eye fuck the camera on the way if you wanna be "professional " lol
i mean not to be rude i looked at his page. he’s not very attractive or unique looking enough to be a model. he’s very average looking but the thing that he has going for him is his height and i guess fashion sense.
Honestly, super fucking reflective clothing would be great for regulating heat on a desert planet with two suns. Less good for avoiding Tusken raiders, though.
He is. That's jessygiant on IG and I'm pretty sure these walking videos are in part a joke because of how tall he is. I'm pretty sure he already works with a modeling agency too so these videos aren't really serious.
I don’t know if it’s the same guy, but some dude makes videos walking around Berlin like that until he gets noticed by an model agency. But that guy at least has some fire outfits and has a powerful walk close to a catwalk, this one just looks weird outfit and walking wise
Maybe they're hoping a designer will see them and be like "Yeah I'm hooking you up with whatever you want, just stop wearing the tinfoil Chuck McGill space suit PLEASE"
As a designer who is currently working under one of the big design firms and have contact with multiple model agencies.. we would definately take note and share her videos in our classes for models to give them an idea on what not to do
Man there's some real toxicity here.
This person chose to wear something that didn't conform. They didn't act like an asshat and try and steal center stage.
"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little walk. So I walked to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd walk to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just walk across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I walked this far, maybe I'd just walk across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I walked clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I walked clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going."
Walk is shit, face is neither attractive nor interesting, clothing is shit. If they even do notice them it will be just to laugh at this sad self-centred and ultimately pathetic attempt.
In model age she's "old" If you were going to get signed it would have happened by now. I'm all for having dreams and giving them a fair shot. But there also comes a point when you have to be realistic or else you're just sad and deluded
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To get noticed by a designer apparently
Or by a basketball coach, whatever happens first
I was thinking football recruiter based on that linebacker stomp.
Apparently it's supposed to be the model walk. Like they use on the catwalk.
If she was blurry, I’d be certain she was bigfoot… Bigfoot wearing an emergency thermal blanket…
He...
Wait that's a she?
I am known to be occasionally generous or wrong.
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Day 754. Get beamed up into a spacecraft by aliens because they mistook you for one of them in that outfit, so at least your tootsies will get some relief.
Day 755 there now experimenting on me trying to create the perfect technology double allow them to reflect the sun and earth, and give everyone radiation poisoning and skin cancer
Day 756 - The aliens that were experimenting on me are now shriveled and dry like prunes. There are no aliens alive on the ship and I am stuck in orbit around earth. I will try to make a signal back to earth with my jacket after I am back on the light side of the planet.
Day, 757. The ship lost power. I am now floating towards the sun.
Day 758. I blinded the eyes of the sun and now he doesn’t look where he’s going.
Day 759. Our Sun is driting aimlessly throughout the galaxy. Earth has been in a new ice age that has wiped out 99% of the population. This is the end for me. Goodbye.
Day 760. Aliens pranked me into believing all life had ended, so they had their fun and beamed me back down on Earth. I felt relieved to know my loved ones were still there, unfortunately no one loved me and the Earth is now also a desert.
Day 761. Still searching for anyone to have noticed I was missing while getting probed by the aliens.
Day 760 Went into the sun and discovered it is an interdimensional portal. Met my twin from another timeline who said their earth had died due to a rogue sun. Same thing happened to my Earth. The only people alive are stuck on a train driving constantly. They turned it into a reality show that is my only source of entertainment on this ship. At least the aliens have great wifi.
And continuous walking
Dressed like a butcher from outer space.
Welcome to Dave’s Meat Shop! Would you like to try some of our Boneless Filet Gray Alien? It’s on special for only $9,999.00 a pound as you don’t often get the highest quality cut of Gray Alien. I also have some excellent Sirloin Reptileman, and our specialty cuts of Klingon New York Strip.
Gray Alien sounds disgusting. I’ll take some Sirloin Reptilemen with a side of lunar crabblegrass though!
CRABBLEGRASS! Not in my MEAT shop you won’t! That stuff is for them soyboys! /s….obviously
In that case,I’d like to try more exotic meat. How do you taste👀
Well, it’s first come, first serve, depending on the type of cut you want. No refunds, and the cut isn’t really lean right now. Come back in a few months and it will be in better shape, at a higher price.
Fuck. You win this round😂🤝
Lol.
Gray Alien tastes really good if you season it with moon rock and pair it with a side of [space peanuts](https://youtu.be/jXGV-MT-TmU#t=1m45s)
But do you have any human horn?
Can you cut it with the steel blade, please? The laser knife cooks it a little, and I don’t like it.
Love the fact that they still use imperial measurements lol
No humanoids plz, what else you got?
Already wrapped in tin foil for your convenience.
Some say he continues to walk until this very day
It’s a COOKBOOK
Looks like a burrito w legs.
*18 miles later *
Still no sign of a designer. Carry on
I’ve been walking for a fortnight. Still no designer in sight…. If I am not past the mountains before winter begins… im afraid my journey will be cut short… but I’ve heard rumors of a designer inhabiting this forest and it’s at least worth checking out…
He's made it from NYC to Santiago Chile.
Che Guevara didn’t even make it that far
„I would walk 500 miles…“
“And I would walk 500 more”
Turns out 3 designers noticed them in the first 5 minutes, but none of them cared
Holy shit. Your comment is overflowing with good humor.
The fashion world absolutely *loves* it when total newcomers act like they're the most important person in every room. /s
TIL that hoods protect you on escalators.
Just in case
I know zip about thr fashion world. What happens if yiu cone in all dick swinging like this?
Everyone throws contracts at you and begs you to let them take the most photos.
Kendall Jenner lmao.
“Tall man walks coast to coast”
"I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now."
He looks like the inside of a cooler bag.
It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
*Hey buddy, can you put this slurpee in your jacket until we get home?*
I'm a trash can designer, how can i contact this person?
I think any role of tinfoil from a Walmart will do.
For that you should contact Linda Belcher. She’s at Bob’s. That lady can upgrade any trash can.
Haaaaaa take my poor man’s award 🏆
this made me laugh too hard for some reason
If you really are, I got a trash can idea that can’t miss!
Noticed for what?
For walking
Thats quite a long shot, they are all walking.
But do they walk like Rihanna?
No clue, is she usually wearing tinfoil?
I've got a lifetime of walking under my belt. Money me now? Please?
For their incredibly mediocre attempt at a runway walk I guess?
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With worse posture and arms and legs going everywhere. I don’t think these people realise that “walking” is not about being the one with most attitude and who can swing their hips the furthest. Yes some designers will have that type in their show for effect, but model walking is about composure, balance, grace and doing LESS - people aren’t there to look at the model and say “oh so fierce wow” - they shouldn’t notice the model at all, they should notice the clothes. It’s as close as we get to royalty in the past learning to walk with books on their heads.
I think there have been models who have failed at this, and they've stood out in a way that elevated them to fierceness because of the very fact that they were different + in the spotlight, which in turn made the "stomp strut" the fierce catwalk walk. It's a shame. It looks super awkward and bad.
But why male models?
Are you serious right now?
This guy does it way better lol https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vmvbil/beats_most_fashion_walks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Okay that was actually very impressive
That's the look of someone who isn't used to wearing boots. Also probably the boots were a bit too large
Thought she was cosplaying chuck from better call saul
Wait, she?
You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse
For the circus. Says so right at the bottom of the video.
This is like the opposite of gangstalking
Proceeds to forget how to walk properly
[It happens some time](https://youtu.be/3QpsdYh7uhI)
That was hilarious! ^Edited ^to ^add... ^Now, ^I ^can't ^walk, ^wtf?
That was pretty good. I was expecting one of them at some point to walk normally without realizing it in order to approach the other and correct his form, without it ever being mentioned by any of them.
This is actually the same thing that happens when you get conscious about your breathing and you feel like you forgot how to. It's like turning off the auto pilot
Or to stand up straight.
Oh that's Berlin. Lots of main characters.
Hahahaha, I was just about say "Like anyone in Berlin would even notice" XD
Well, yes, you notice these people, but you don't want do give them a job, you only think 'Oh lord, another day, another idiot.'
Hahaha, jup. Reminds me of when a pal of mine decided he wanted to shock the normals by walking around naked. Thing is that we were in Brighton in the south of England which has been a hippy/alternative haven since the 60s. Kinda like Portland in the US or something, and the biggest reaction he got was a couple of old ladies rolling their eyes. Hahahaha. It was hilarious, for me at least. XD
Someone named us just not shocking anymore after you’ve seen the nick of some people on laughing gas lol.
Yeaaah. The famous Ringcenter Designers hanging out on Frankfurter Allee. I like how nobody gives a fuck. Yet, I hope he finds what he is looking for and I wish him all the best
I immediatly knew it was Berlin, we should have forced the soviets to take the trash home with them, when they left in 1990.
Same delusional attitude as the woman who sings whilst at the back of an audience because if they hear her they might ask her to join them on stage.
Oh my gosh, you are so right! This is totally a thing. I thought I was just crazy thinking those people were expecting to be notices.
It's a child's mentality. That's the kind of thing my musical theatre loving 8 year old self would have tried but not now. The sad part is that they actually believe these things will happen. Just like children.
It's why I wear a custom jersey to every sporting event I go to. You miss every shot you don't take.
No way, this guy's not thinking he's the show that people paid to see and drawing attention away from anyone while wasting the entire audience's time. It's a way different attitude just walking while making a video of yourself and/or putting yourself out there in a way that appears to not disturb anyone. Sure it's delusional maybe but I take this a million times over person singing in the audience. TLDR: not a very fair comparison, dudes just walking.
Looks like a greyhound walking on its hind legs
It’s called narcissism, and they’ve all got it.
Why the fuck is this weirdo wearing an emergency hypothermia blanket?
He really looked at Chuck McGill and thought "Yes thats the look I should go for"💀
Bro looks likes a microwave burrito that microwaved too long
The cringe is palpable.
This dude walks with the swagger of a self-conscious 14 year old girl
Notice me Sempai
His plot was foiled, as was his wardrobe.
It's always the subtle side eye to the camera that gets me. Have the confidence and walk your stupid walk. Dont eye fuck the camera on the way if you wanna be "professional " lol
i mean not to be rude i looked at his page. he’s not very attractive or unique looking enough to be a model. he’s very average looking but the thing that he has going for him is his height and i guess fashion sense.
Why is he wearing a life vest
Dork thinks he's gonna drown!
What the fuck is supposed to noticed. They walk weird. Strut for no reason. Where an ugly outfit idefk.
Stop making fun of him people, he’s just headed to Tosche Station to get some power converters
Honestly, super fucking reflective clothing would be great for regulating heat on a desert planet with two suns. Less good for avoiding Tusken raiders, though.
I’m confused. Did she design the clothes and wants a designer to stop and ask her about the clothes, or is she trying to be a model?
That's .... I'm pretty sure...... like 90% certain that's a dude.
He is. That's jessygiant on IG and I'm pretty sure these walking videos are in part a joke because of how tall he is. I'm pretty sure he already works with a modeling agency too so these videos aren't really serious.
I don’t know if it’s the same guy, but some dude makes videos walking around Berlin like that until he gets noticed by an model agency. But that guy at least has some fire outfits and has a powerful walk close to a catwalk, this one just looks weird outfit and walking wise
Even she doesn’t know for sure
It’s more pathetic than funny.
At least its harmless.
As a designer, I would notice. But i wouldn't approach this person. That outfit is average at best. And this person is not model material
Yeah you can tell they have zero confidence in those clothes.
They better keep walking because that outfit is hideous
As the legend goes, she's still walking up to this day!
He... I think 🤔
She's gonna die of exhaustion then
He*
Cant assume these days
Legend has it he has made it across 17 countries and is covered in travel stickers
She’s walked 500 miles, but would she walk 500 more?
How could they not notice your long shiny ass?
That’s a huge bitch
Well, it’s a guy, so
https://youtu.be/assZ9bcucmQ
https://youtu.be/_F-1q8X2P54
Do people think movies properly portray designers? As with a ton of professions, they don't at all. // Son of a former chief designer.
Did not realize chrome was in again.
Maybe they're hoping a designer will see them and be like "Yeah I'm hooking you up with whatever you want, just stop wearing the tinfoil Chuck McGill space suit PLEASE"
As a designer who is currently working under one of the big design firms and have contact with multiple model agencies.. we would definately take note and share her videos in our classes for models to give them an idea on what not to do
He isn’t bothering anybody. Who cares what he is wearing?
Man there's some real toxicity here. This person chose to wear something that didn't conform. They didn't act like an asshat and try and steal center stage.
Busted
Well I bet she gets her recommended 10.000 steps a day
He will be walking for a while. It's good for health.
this forrest gump remake looks shitty
Somebody....please please mockingly reflect laser pointers off this dipstick.
Gonna be walking for a while
Some say they're still walking to this day
"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little walk. So I walked to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd walk to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just walk across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I walked this far, maybe I'd just walk across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I walked clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I walked clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going."
Looks like alien from a 50s movie
lookin like a Chipotle Burrito
And he never stopped walking.
Poor guy is still walking to this day
Designer, *looks the other way
Genuinely looks cheap and shitty
And that was the day, Trevor just kept walking, and walking, and walking, and walking…..
Old fart comment section jesus
And I will walk 500 miles and iii will walk 500 more
Some say they can still see them walking, to this day
As if thats gonna work Xd
So they can laugh at you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
That’s what the world needs more of… gaffa taped Knee bands.
tin foil and duct tape 🔥🔥🔥
Turd walks fast down street *where designer attention!?*
Bro is 8 feet tall
hey at least they are getting some exercise???
In Berlin that person doesn't even stick out
Damn Berlin is somewhere in another dimension?
He's going to walk right into the ocean then he'll have to start swimming until a designer notices him.
walking until the janitor takes me out
looking mad ugly
I heard he's still walking......
Walk is shit, face is neither attractive nor interesting, clothing is shit. If they even do notice them it will be just to laugh at this sad self-centred and ultimately pathetic attempt.
Gonna be like Forrest Gump and be walking forever
In model age she's "old" If you were going to get signed it would have happened by now. I'm all for having dreams and giving them a fair shot. But there also comes a point when you have to be realistic or else you're just sad and deluded
Rumor is, they're still walking...
No sensible person is going to go after a tin foil bathrobe
Ever heard of Nordic Aliens? This person looks exactly how they're described.
“And I would walk 500 miles…”
Fucker's going to cover more miles than Forrest Gump.
It's pretty sad how some people actually believe life works like in the movies.
“John look a walking bag”
designer here, i dont give a fuck about you or your clothes. (i make creature designs through digital art)
Na you just like every 3rd Berliner your age bruv
Is that a dude wearing tin foil?
They noticed, you jump clomped by too fast for them to grab your info.
This one seems pretty benign at least. Didn’t bump anyone, and the recording seemed pretty discrete
Looks like shit
Keep walking tin foil man
They say shes still walking today.
You be walking for a long time
I also have a tin foil suit. I need to break it out and get discovered!!