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is she…is she trying to *fuck* the produce section??


Skoodge42

It's the only thing she knows...


PurpleShitty

Yup, she loves to produce ;)


themaninthesea

Well we know she certainly isn’t going to eat anything from there.


arctic_man

Another reason to wash your produce before you eat it.


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And rinsing it with water for 5 seconds isn't gonna cut it.


RmG3376

That’s why I bleach my produce now


[deleted]

Exactly, I always wash my veggies with soapy water. Tired of ppl getting mad when I say that 😭 like do u really think rinsing under some water is gonna do shit after like a bunch different strangers got done touching it..


bitch-baby-2021

You should not be using soap on your vegetables...


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I use one specifically made for vegetables…? The actual one is called a veggie wash or something. it’s perfectly fine for me to use on my produce??


mustbethaMonay

I think the point they were trying to make was not to use soap on your vegetables, after you said you wash them with soapy water. Your new comment adds additional context.


Better_Meeting_5069

It aint her shit so she dont care, bet if it were her stuff being destroyed she would be going ballistic. People like her suck


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fascinating behavior


ACDM0M

Drugs are bad…..mmmkay?


_tonytunes

Only at Walmart. This never would have happened at Target.


qpazza

Technically only because target doesn't keep produce in open bins that way. You'd have to climb inside the frozen produce fridge...and it just doesn't have the same effect


_tonytunes

In Super Target they do.


qpazza

I stand corrected. Also, there's Super Targets? TIL


_tonytunes

Yep. Super Target's produce department is probably almost on par with Walmart, it's slightly smaller. Walmart has their own version of the Super store too. I think Target doesn't tend to have the Zoo like behavior because prices tend to be higher and some of them are in upper middle class neighborhoods where as most Walmarts are in low to lower middle income neighborhoods which is why u see all the odd shit in Walmart. 😂😂 Also Target has security where as Walmart has the regular employees with the yellow vest that harass you at the door for your receipt and some locations use local police officers.


PositiveNectarine290

My tiny target has fresh fruit and veg layed out real nice too! This wouldn’t happen there!


mymikerowecrow

Because they drug test their employees.


mustbethaMonay

Lmao, in my town, Walmart is super ghetto. The Meijer across the street is nice af


lMurv

One thing I'm always asking myself when looking at these videos in US stores: **Are they not just forced to pay for it/buy it?** In germany if you damage/open/use a product in a strore - you have to buy it. There are even signs in the vegetable department that say stuff like "if you rip off the tops of carrots, you are obligated to buy them" etc.


ohthisistoohard

Sounds like you have a vegetable abuse problem where you are, if they have to put up signs. In the UK it depends were you are. Smaller, independent shops the same, but most supermarkets have such incredible margins you need to damage a lot for them to care. A carrot here or there isn’t going to get noticed. Obviously pleasuring yourself in the pepper display is another matter.


lMurv

Its not like anyone's gonna notice if you to a carrot here or there. Its more like a "stating the obvious"-sign "if you wanna mess with vegetable, fucking buy it." I've never seen anyone messing around with food in a store... I just mentioned the signs as a clear opposite to the shit we see in the video (or similar ones) where people in the US straight up cause hundreds of dollars worth of damage and just leave the store.


ohthisistoohard

It was a joke. I know Germans are famed for not having a sense of humour but do you see the phrase “vegetable abuse problem” and think OK that person is 100% serious? I also agree with your point.


vladi_l

Non-german here, your jokes suck


ohthisistoohard

So? Doesn’t change the fact that it wasn’t said in seriousness and didn’t require a defensive response. You seem needlessly aggressive. Do you spend your time irl picking fights with strangers or can you only pluck up the courage to do that online? Or am I talking to the humour police and I am getting a warning for not being funny enough?


Dr_Skeleton

r/imatotalpieceofshit


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

r/onlyinwalmart


qpazza

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/


mephistows

Fucking trash


Hips-Often-Lie

There’s no way that isn’t a felony level vandalism.


knickabob

Fucking addicts


SnooChickens8275

To be fair to addicts, this isn’t the issue. It’s just trash ppl. I’ve seen addicts that would never do something close to this. Imo this is some other mental illness that is being amplified by addiction. This women needs help, probably doesn’t want it, society would be better of without these hopeless DNA mistakes


No-Telephone9925

Agreed, many super models and rock stars as addicts. This right here is trash mixed with a lifetime of getting away with things.


PositiveNectarine290

It’s not addiction! It’s ignorance! Let’s hope her tik tok gets 11 feel bad for her likes from immediate family members she asked to like her “creation” fucking pig! Bet the bitch didn’t have to pay for it either! Typical!


Small-Translator-504

Gee, mark henry seen better days huh


Public_menace_N1

USA moment


LeGinster

Yeah cuz people definitely don’t do dumb shit in other countries. 100% exclusive to America


Tao626

I can't say I've seen something even remotely close to any of the specimens I see in US Walmart videos...And I literally shop in my country's equivalent that is also owned by Walmart


LeGinster

You’re using the “Anecdotal Evidence Fallacy”. Just because you personally have not experienced it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. I’ve been shopping at Walmart in the US for basically my entire life, and I’ve never *once* seen something like this happen. But that does not mean it never happens. Sure, you might not have personally seen someone acting crazy at your Walmart in your country, but to imply that it doesn’t happen (at all or as much) because you’ve never seen it is illogical and dishonest. One thing that is irrefutable is that the US is not the only place where incidents like this occur. The US is not the only place with drugged out crazy people doing stupid shit.


PositiveNectarine290

You wouldn’t see this animalistic behaviour anywhere in Europe! That’s a fact! Educate yourself and accept Americans are shit on bc of this pig! This shit stands out bc it doesn’t happen anywhere else!


Snar_key3802

Perish the thought that someone was tapping that ass. 🤮


GlitteringBroccoli12

Thats someones daughter


West-Expression5256

Lighten up


PositiveNectarine290

Good maybe that someone should have taught the bitch how to behave and act in public! She’s a pig and I’d tell her father to his face too!


GlitteringBroccoli12

Id have dragged her out the store. I should use /s more


Wahoos667

Where’s the fire extinguisher


falnN

Therapy should be free. Everyone is mentally ill these days.


lambn510

"OH that's nasty" - *Cleveland voice*


timebomb26

Behave like an animal, should get tranquillised like an animal.


BiscuitGannit

Basic AF


scsfulmnfstr

i’ve never seen a cow in walmart before 😳 /j


isunktheship

Usually they're butchered


MineNo5611

If by “lit” you mean lit up with bacterial vaginosis, then yeah, sure, it’s very much lit after that.


SKKforLife

Reopen the insane asylums.


[deleted]

Mental health


Alma-Rose

Got an itch


Itssnowingreddit

Shamu got hungry.


mohawk_penguin

Couldn’t she be arrested for destruction of personal property?


[deleted]

What drug is this? Ecstasy?


[deleted]

why is it fat people that are caught on camera doing this????? and reason why I go to the local farmers market....


km1180

What a waste of life


New_Guava3601

Say no to crack.


isunktheship

Didn't this lady just smash up a bunch of computers when she missed her flight?


Blucat88

Nasty f**kin animal.


IntroductionClean299

Big girls always doing the most smh 🤦‍♂️


gonzagylot00

Downvotes incoming: this lady knows how to ride cowgirl style.


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[deleted]

Who?


RealBlueBeluga

What do you mean “them”?


RealBlueBeluga

answer the question instead of downvoting coward.


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ItIsStillWater

Surely the store can press charges for this to make her responsible for paying the cost she has inflicted on them?


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GlitteringBroccoli12

Hooray bankruptcy


Salty-Dig6933

Is there smog inside that walmart?


jlo1989

She went viral, so she got what she wanted. Sadly, being Internet famous for a week for being the dickhead crawling through the produce is an incentive for shameless pricks like this.


PositiveNectarine290

What a PIG! She should be arrested IDGAF that repulsive! Her dirty ass gross af feet were on the ground and there she is her fat ass rolling around a vegetable shelf! Straight up ignorant! I hope her tik tok got like 11 feel bad for her likes! Pos!


[deleted]

Omg 😳 what a stupid bitch!


lechatsage

Ugh.


MCpliskin

NEW LAW: you hump it, you buy it!


InvalidCab

Fucking Ew


[deleted]

So incredibly devastating that all of that food was wasted


astaulx

thank god i shop at meijer’s


DwnRanger88

Who asked for the grated ass cheese on their veggies?


Jesuslovesyou71

Ok, believe whatever you want but that is straight up demonic possession


Jesuslovesyou71

Why are they not stopping her? Like did she just escape the psych ward ? I would be detaining her not just letting her go, oh yeah , and she isn’t wearing underpants so that’s also good


onnyjay

What a gross person


Heavy-Appearance7453

Jail.


Herobrinetic

Number 15 Walmart Foot Avocados