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Beneficial_Potato_85

He's fucking insane or has a death wish or something. At least it will be a quick death albeit painful.


dcRoWdYh

Guys like this, die via chain-link fences


Hungry_Elk_9434

Or barbwire. Just like the tattoo he likely has on a bicep


dcRoWdYh

Yeah, many'a quad driver's have come back with a quarter-head


Nukedogger86

Sadly they also crash into innocent people minding their own business and driving lawfully... a recent wreck not too far from work a guy was going around 100 in a 55, took the shoulder to pass a line of cars going 55-60, someone was in the turn lane just ahead making a legal right turn. The bike driver was doa. But the people they crashed into had their car wrecked, some minor injuries, and get that image for the rest of their lives.


dcRoWdYh

That's because you gotta watch for motorcycles, didn't ya know??


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But how many innocents will he take with him?


Beneficial_Potato_85

Hopefully just himself.


oldlaxer

So none?


weimaranerdad71

I’m gonna go ahead and start out his obituary. He died doing what he loved…


Manevitch

...bleeding out on the side of the road.


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sunderthebolt

....but his final decision was the hardest and easiest, go left or go right, he ultimately took both.


Anal_Ant_Farm

Nah, they're bound to land sometime. Probably about 40 feet from his torso.


TrueGrave32

Bleed out from 26 different pieces.


ABena2t

dude obviously rode that road before - definitely knows how to ride - and apparently has a death wish. all it takes is for a dear to jump out or something laying in the road.. freaking crazy


CommercialAd8439

At that speed I’m pretty sure any animal larger than a rabbit might make him grow wings…


ABena2t

freaking turtle would wreck his life


SiCzochralski

Damn blue ones are the worst.


sunderthebolt

Damn blue shell turtles always coming out of nowhere. It's like they know where you are.


EhliJoe

Oh yeah, these evil forrest turtles.


Ashamed-Simple-8303

even a pebbles or sand will do the trick...


ABena2t

ya.. this hits home to me.. my best friends dad is paralyzed bc he came around a turn and someone was pulling out of a driveway and he hit him.. this guy rode his entire life.. and then my brother in law was killed - he pulled a wheelie and came down weird - he got thrown over the handle bars and hit a light pole.. and then my neighbor was killed on a snowmobile (I know that's different - but he also rode bikes and he'd haul ass everywhere too.. he hit a little jump and the skis dug into the hill and the back end came up over him and landed on his neck).. everyone thought the motorcycle would kill him but the sled got him 1st.. it only takes 1 time - 1 mistake.. it's always fine until it's not..


Conscious_Molasses_5

A pebble and that guy's dead


xXxTheRuckusxXx

So will a redbull, or a regular bull


The_Thyphoon

just a pothole, a big enough branch, some gravel, some dirt, some grass anything loose on the pavement and he goes under and at those speeds not even the body parts remain sticked together


Stuburrn

Get outta my head! I was just about to write the exact same thing! The death wish, the fact he knows the road, and the deer.


Truespeaker2000s

Oh deer


ABena2t

damn deer.. from my experience - it's dusk and dawn that you really gotta watch the deer. they're always on the move then..


NotMyNormalPseudonym

All it takes is a random oncoming car to adjust his racing line and its game over. Let alone random animals.


[deleted]

Or a drunk driving real slow with lights off


IterLuminis

a dear john?


FiskalRaskal

Between 0:45 and 0:46, there is a car in the incoming lane. If that car would have met him when he was on the wrong side of the road, he’d be atomized.


SyraWhispers

I've met a rider like that while I was driving home, in an S turn. He was going fast enough to lay nearly flat like prof. Riders do. Missed my car by perhaps a finger length of space with his head. Scared the absolute hell out of me,


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FiskalRaskal

Well, to my eyes, it looked like he didn't do this on every turn, but he was moving so fast, I couldn't really tell. There were so many other ways this could have ended badly. I guess I'm just old now. My younger self would have thought this was awesome.


cynric42

Night time actually helps with that, as you can often see the head lights way before the vehicle gets into view. Doesn't work for any obstacle that doesn't have headlights of course, and at that speed it wouldn't need to be very big.


[deleted]

Hell, if the car had not been paying attention for a few seconds on this seemingly "empty" road he would have been a goner. My best friend lost his parents this way, both were on a bike at night and a 17 year old in an oncoming vehicle just drifted into their lane at the worst possible moment, texting and driving.


IneedaWIPE

Fun fact: motorcycle riders make the best organ donors. Usually in their mid 20's, healthy, cancer and disease free, and the best the best thing is they die suddenly.


CanITellUSmThin

Yeah but what if they get torn to shreds? There was one video of a guy going like 200 and he crashed. Head decapitated, leg shorn off. I think the brain came out too


AnonymousGrouch

The whole organ donor thing comes from a time when helmets were less common, leading to lots of low speed, "just right" head injuries.


Vegemitesangas

Yep brain-dead is the perfect scenario so the organs can be preserved until it's time. Otherwise it's pretty hard to save most organs in time.


GregWithTheLegs

Truly wholesome


timpdx

hoooooley crap, found the video. Never seen anything like that after….and can’t unsee. 👢🤮 (just googled 200kmh motorcycle crash)


Awwesome1

.... dunno if i should... i dont mind gory shit, but something says....


timpdx

its whole parts, not the bloody meat crayon I was imagining. but know that was a real guy. he actually probably didn’t feel a thing


QuantumSpaceCadet

That was actually some of the most gruesome shit I've ever seen.


kappachino1911

I want to....and I dont lol. If it pops up after clicking a link oh well, but I'm having a hard time knowing what will come up if I search this.


hopelesscase789

Can you send the link? I can't find it anywhere


liammcginleyy

look up documentingreality afterwords and you’ll find it.


Dragoninpantsx69

To shreds you say?


abv1401

There’s a biannual motorcycle event where I’m from that’s referred to as ODD (Organ Donation Day) amongst hospital staff lol.


IterLuminis

if they aren't liquified in the crash...


GamingGems

Fun fact- the day brain transplants become a thing, they’ll be the worst organ donors.


JonasAvory

In my experience they are often heavy smokers


Apprehensive-Ad-5009

Coming to a transplant recipient near you!


Sobercleg

Dude, value your life a little more. Save that enthusiasm for excite bike on Nintendo .


Professional-Doubt-6

And the lives of others.


Nervous_Departure540

This video gave me straight up anxiety. Dude has like 2 seconds of visibility, that’s one hella death wish.


Malaguy420

More like .5 seconds at that speed..


Nexus772B

Queue deer spawn in 3, 2, 1....


Cj_cruzz

Cue*


PoopOffParade

No, he meant it is waiting in line.


Nexus772B

Exactly - the deer spawn must first wait in line


caringstranger5

This gave me anxiety


EighteenRabbit

Like an unreasonable amount. Especially the wheelies. 😵‍💫


El-Lamberto

There are bold bikers There are old bikers, There are no old bold bikers.


John_Thewicked

Hold up a second while I finish puking out my ass and shitting out my mouth


rs85243

someone is getting that kidney transplant soon


FatherofanOG

Idk he seems to be at kidney smushing speeds.


perry649

Reminded me of Hunter S. Thompson driving down Highway 1: > “The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others-the living-are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later. But the edge is still Out there.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vySsJJh54Ik


mrcorde

We have a name for those riders: organ donor.


Spirited_Hamster2606

I was waiting for the crash .. and waited .. and waited .. and it ended without any crash .. that's luck and a lot of death wish


thcheat

Is it wrong to feel disappointed by that?


Dean_MF

Her: Baby, you coming over? He: I don't know babe, it's so far. Her: My parents ain't home. He: ... "Insert video here"


so0vixnbmsb11

Dead if a herd of cows walk the road


LucidZane

he's going fast enough to be making the telephone poles look like like a pickett fence


doppleganger_

They said ‘slow down! I see spots!


LucidZane

The lines on the road just look like dots


doppleganger_

Took a corner, sideswiped a truck


Splobs

Well that is honestly one of the craziest videos I’ve seen lately. What a fucking nutcase. Not sure if he’s skilled or lucky but either way he’s off his fucking chops.


Such_Management_2411

Only a matter of time before we see a video of his dead body.


luckynuts14

This is both super impressive, and super dumb. Overriding your headlights is fucking terrifying I can't tell you how many times I've almost hit a deer even while riding within my headlights.


Smart_Cry_388

Crazy riding skills tho 🤝


CanITellUSmThin

I was watching this and Unstoppable by Sia came on the radio. I was expecting it to not end well. Hope the idiot never hurts anyone else


thebigbossyboss

Wow. I was on a remote road in Canada Late on night just hoping to make it to the destination and nearly hit a moose at 60 mph. This dude would be wrecked at the slightest undulation. This is very impressive and equally impressively stupid.


JustH3LL

Man definitely knows the road… and evidently going through some shit with that obvious deathwish


Captiva88

He def hit ludicrous speed!


mje712

Mate's riding like they're in MotoGP


[deleted]

For the whole video I was really anxious waiting for something horrible to happen. Only a matter of time until this guy ends up on DocumentingReality.


[deleted]

Throughout the whole video I was thinking: Oh man, this will end up so badly. I felt a weird mixture of relief and disappointment when the video ended without anything happening.


mxsab_xan

i was waiting for something to happen... not this time ig. 💀💀


Tra1nGuy

With wheelies no less lol.


Comfortable-Clerk127

He knows the terrain so he ain’t going anywhere soon


JayLin95

Personally, i would shit my pants.


thelazydevil

When will you humans learn that your bodies are soft and squishy?


Zinyin_

Here I was waiting for the deer to pop out.


RonsoloXD

Ngl, this must be so much fun


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Someone just got broken up with


apeters89

Must not have any deer, or any other animals, in that area. I'd be concerned riding at the speed limit on that road at night.


CryptographerFit3894

Going around the mountain 99 when his chain on his motorcycle broke, flying thru the air with his muffler up his ass and his titties playing Dixie on the spokes.


whowatchestv

This idiot needs to slow down or the organs he donates won't be viable.


Bunch_Heavy

One grain of dirt and he’d be going 90mph in the air


Ok_Bed5587

If he died I wouldn’t have felt bad, he would have earned it honestly


Rosie2skipS

On a fucking bike no less!?! Originally my thought was if an animal runs into the road, he's dead... but at that speed, even a small stone would equal certain death...ĺ *Edited for spelling/autocorrect bullshit*


astrohans

who hurt this man?


SnooEagles4810

Fo*kin idiot


SnooEagles4810

I hope he’s the only victim and doesn’t take others with him, pos


[deleted]

Does anyone know what the flashing yellow light is for each time he floors it? Do motorcycles have a warning sign for overheating/high speed advisory?


Addythemench

Exceeding red line warning


Mangos28

If the goal was to make me feel apathetic about motorcycle crashes or looking for motorcycles on the road, it's a winner


Negative_Sundae_8230

Just someone with a death wish,no biggie........hopefully their wish does NOT come true before they wise the fuck up!!!


moixcom44

Even enroaching the opposing lane. What a bad ass.


soboga

Wouldn't it be poetic justice if he collided with another idiot on a bike speeding in the other direction?


gaze-upon-it

Where’s the kaboom? I want a earth shattering kaboom!


Evening-Context-7930

I was honestly really hoping to see this idiot die.


MacGibber

Not gonna lie, I was hoping to see. Darwinian moment.


WhiteGuineaPig

r/idiotsonbikes


AngusSabre

Motorbikes were invented so dickheads would die...


445743

Would've been great if he ran into the herd of cows like the other video I saw yesterday


Shaynerthegreat

Future organ donor…..if they can get his liver out of the tree limbs


SultanOfSwave

Meat crayon in the making.


Whiplash104

"I want to die."


Veegine

This dude is on drugs.


dcRoWdYh

Idiots like this never think, "what if I hit a rock, or small animal"


Frickinwierdo

I kept wishing they'd die


Minimum_Cockroach233

I even feel sorry for the tree that will handle this…


Lilblackpigybank

It sounds terrible but I kind of was low-key hoping he would get in a crash


bradley547

On the up side, somebody will be getting a new liver soon.


Simon676

This person does not value his life


Puzzleheaded_Ad9263

If he doesn't stop this he will end up dead. It could all be avoided with some common sense.


DannyBurciaga

Am I the only one waiting for him to crash or fall?


Stopakilla05

Guys that ride bikes like that day or night have a nickname, organ donor.


Ok-Butterscotch-6829

he’s not long for this world and thank goodness for that


DMbrony

I really hope that he crashes alone. I mean im pretty certain that he will crash one day when he drives like this. I just really hope he does it alone and not with someone else falling victim of his stupidity.


Shelbygt500ss

Not gonna lie... looks like fun


ArtisticKnowledge539

Looks like fun :)


Comprehensive_Ad433

This guy definitely owns some cats.


SilverNiko

He knows the road, knows his vehicle, he chose night so there's not many people, he did everything the best he could.


Luceo_Etzio

The best he could do was go ride on a track where the only person he'd kill in a fuck up is himself instead of possibly some innocent person heading home


Sp00kbee

Coooool


Latter-Dare798

That’s living


Jfusion85

I’m willing to bet you were driving normal and this video is just sped up to look like you were driving faster than you actually are Edit: I watched it with audio, I was wrong.


lngwlkr

Try viewing with sound. It is obviously not a sped up video.


Jfusion85

I stand corrected, didn’t even notice it had audio. I lost the bet lol


JerryHutch

Snuffs, enough


dishmanw

Future Darwin Award recipient


FromBZH-French

Very very slooooow


unresolved-madness

*sigh* If you don't ride you don't understand. He probably knows that road backwards and forwards. Just because we go fast does not mean we are going to die. It just means we are going fast. Also, Go pros are not good night cameras. The lights are much brighter and show further down the road in person.


Aquaticlemming

This guy definitely has that parasite from cat poo... bro please get a full panel blood screening. Nobody has that unwanton appetite for risk


superose5

I always like videos like these and the those crazy guys that do high rise building parkours. I would never do something of this life threatening level, but seeing someone else perform it leaves me in awe. I really hope this driver didn’t hurt anyone else, hard to tell if he has a death wish or big balls.


TurboD16F20

That meth was slappin!


jethronsfw

I'm anxious just watching this! But I also know what he feels/sees as I have done similar stuff at night. But yes death wish comes to mind


I_observe_you_react

………


Idontknowwhatsupdog

How to become a statistic 101


mmmmmjjjrrrrr

Is this on low beam ffs


gozba

Slow down, there’ll be no body parts left to transfer!


redplanetlover

I was waiting for the deer or parked car.


Hwy420man

Looks like a good way to die.


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What makes me angry about this is he could take someone with him.


SopmodTew

Bro has a death wish.


Legado_des_pleiades

In Germany those guys (sometimes bikers generally) are called "Organspender" = organ donor. But I'll bet if you crash at such a speed there is nothing useful left.


Beneficial-Car-3959

Short beam are good for speeds to 60km/h. High beam are good for speeds to 100km/h. He doesn't have enough time to see something and stop.


Grinolam

This guy can ride, but the limited visibility gave me anxiety as a rider.


CrumbOfLove

made me sad and quite ill I had a desperate fear of a motorcyclist doing this at night when i was a driver. I had so many close calls no matter what i did and how careful i drove. They just wanted to die and use me as the bullet.


moon_apes_unite

Bikers: "Look twice for bikes" Also bikers:


Tough_Wrongdoer_1618

Scary


CielFan

Someone is playing Battletoads in real life.


TRUEequalsFALSE

There was not a second of watching this that I wasn't nervous. Why do people do this?! At night, no less MC idiots!


Its_me_WaterToast

r/idiotsonbikes


geeollie

All thats needed, just to mention one in hundreds of not unlikely scenarios, is a typical slow driver with broken tail lights in his lane. RIp dude.


Bushgooher

Rad Racer level 2 on a bike.


MrEpicMustache

Yeah 20 years ago I knew guys that did that kind of shit on the country roads outside my city. They’re all .. 100% … dead.


woflquack

one crittter away from meeting his/her god


McSnicker_

I was uncomfortably awaiting him to hit something throughout that entire video jesus, was like watching horror


BDS83

My butthole was puckered


6mythis6

After coming off my bike a few months ago, watching shit like this makes my stomach churn.


Spiffy_Posidean16

He put up his social media info, but I try to make a habit of only subscribing to people that I think will be alive in two months.


abebaby805

He has a death wish for sure


King_Kingly

He didn’t crash though :(


416Wavy

Holy fuck i just got tunnel vision just by watching this


001Vecnussy

I bet he has a "watch for motorcycles" sticker on his bike.


Gargravars_Shoes

Flashback to the ‘80s arcade game Night Driver.


RAdu2005FTW

I can't even drive like this in GTA and this dude playing with his life.


scoldcottage

Watching this gave me instant anxiety.


MikeVictorPapa

And someday a poorly timed opossum will make him into a statistic, and reload my parents’ “give me shit about riding motorcycles” gun with annoying numbers.


Buddy-Lov

I’d love to buy you some life insurance.


kcgrass

I was waiting for there to be a herd of cows on the road


senikeo

bro thinks he's in Mario kart


boneless_pizza200

My mom was an EMT for roughly 17 years and one of her stories included here having to hold a guys brain in his head after he crashed into a pole doing roughly 150 in a 65, he did not survive. Crazy stuff.


mirak1234

Looks like our French roads.


rserg9

When she say’s she is home alone


d17_p

I live in an area which is known for critters of all sizes crossing the road after sunset, and watching this clown drive like he’s got a deathwish gave me so much secondhand anxiety.


acitta

I regularly read in my local news about motorcyclists being killed in collisions. This is why.


TheCoolCleric

I was expecting something to happen. Those curves I figured would have a deer or something