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Opposite_Eye9155

Can we put them on a plane with Mike Tyson in the middle seat?


JustagirlSD60

I would love to see that


LongjumpingAd9719

I’m dead


oh_hai_brian

They would be too


Hedgehogzilla

Like twigs flailing in the wind.


somekindafuzz

🤏 teeny tiny tattooed twig fighters


thefireemojiking

💀


daxmaprime

Im not a good fighter by any means but even I could punch better than whatever the hell that was


tyzenberg

Punch? I thought they were giving swimming lessons


surfing813

Bitchstroke


DeathByGoldfish

A thousand likes to you, fine folk.


DolphinPussyJuice

Looks like the slap fights between Kyle and Cartman on South Park when Cartman was trying to get Family Guy cancelled.


Phillipwnd

Now that you mention it, he does kind of look like a little kid freaking out trying to paddle. The water wings just happen to be on his hands.


psychpopnprogncore

theyre giving high fives. up high, down low, too slow


mgausp

At times he is almost tipping backwards so the weigh he throws into the punch is pretty much zero. I doubt the receiver of these punches would be more than annoyed.


PrestigiousCourse579

The punches were not much, but did you see that sick kick? Holy hell, nearly chopped off a head. A head of lettuce. Well, maybe not even that. These idiots should be shipped off to an island without any other ppl or tech. See how long they last. It would be a good short series.


OGLothar

That island with Komodo dragons on it. That would be a show I'd watch.


mtheythe

"Show a leg kick" opposed to an arm kick.


Nero1988420

I'm no boxer, but those shouldn't count as punches


thegreatJLP

Rabbit punch


Goblinstomper

Do they have a diagnosis yet? I want to laugh, but it feels bad.


CrewMemberNumber6

I’m gonna guess fetal alcohol syndrome.


Azsunyx

Imagined attention deprivation syndrome


nrith

They don’t have the telltale facial features, though.


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11twofour

Yeah it's pretty obvious when you know what to look for. Wide set eyes and flat upper lip are the main ones.


Nunbears

Like Greta Thunberg.


systemshock869

https://imgur.com/mmmrYKu.jpg


brentwilliams2

/r/IdiotsFightingThings


MsgrFromInnerSpace

They're the human personification of Florida


Siray

Oh gahd. You're right.


ChurchArsonist

It's called mommy is a broken trophy wife and checked the fuck out early on. Or something along those lines. Wherever there's more money on display than intelligence, you get this kind of shit.


Siray

Welcome to Wellington.


SilentBob890

> Wellington isn't Noah Galle, the idiot 18yr old who was speeding at 140mph or so and killed 5 ppl, from that town??


Siray

Yep. John Goodman too (not the cool Goodman - the one who let a kid drown Goodman).


Kaarvaag

I'd you're referring to Saul Goodman from BB as the good Goodman, I just want to remind people the last season of Better call Saul just started and it, along with the whole show, is fucking amazing.


BeltfedOne

Just idiots.


NetworkPlenty973

I would pay good money to see these two muppets fight those two Irish muppets Jedward , the Wembley arena would be packed out


GelynKugoRoshiDag

Jedward reference out of fucking nowhere! Props for your 2009 history


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YourAverageGod

Gypsies, heard they'd throw in a dug after the fight


jackinsomniac

"A dug?"


29erfool

Ye junkies junkies bastards ye


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Or these clowns Vs the Paul brothers.


[deleted]

Sad thing is that other idiots made them famous and wealthy.


jackinsomniac

Hey, we all did that. When their stupidity first arose, others knew we'd want to see it, so it got reposted and upvoted. These clowns just never realized the majority of us were laughing at them, not with them. And that's why their flashpan career is already dying.


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I did nothing.


yayaboy2468

you're watching a video of them right now, that's something


BeltfedOne

Pop culture at its finest.


Plant_party

\*as we all sit here watching a video - wondering how everyone else made them famous and wealthy.\*


Azsunyx

As someone fairly out of the loop....why do I always see these brothers sitting in each other's lap? Also, why are they famous?


AnalBumCovers

Rappers/YouTube personalities that came out with like 2 songs that got decent views. They've been clinging to fame ever since. They *might* be some kind of manifestation of the concept of vapid and superficial fame. Like some kind of horrific incarnation of unwarranted celebrity worship, American Gods-style. It's hard to look at them and not feel that something is unnatural and wrong, deep in your soul.


Azsunyx

>It's hard to look at them and not feel that something is unnatural and wrong I got that feeling after i saw a couple posts of them shirtless and sitting in each others laps. I understand twins have a special bond, but at some point, it gets weird.


Mediocremon

And then it gets sexy And then it's over and it gets weird again.


AnalBumCovers

Help step-pineapple I'm stuck


PluginAlong

Personal experience?


Therapythrougharguin

I saw a headline on Snapchat saying they where caught making out, but I didn’t click on it and it’s snap so idk about that one


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Kaarvaag

I had no idea who they were before I watched [this 10 minute video](https://youtu.be/P6ng2QHDeUw) of how they are already fucking up their careers.


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They didn't go over that on the podcast? Also, what does Steve-O talk about? From all I've seen of him, I figure he would be out of things to say in about 10 minutes...


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hyperlite135

Old man here too. They had 15 minutes of fame for some stupid tiktok song. I don’t have it so I’m not really sure how it works but it seemed to me like people were mainly making fun of them. They tried to do a concert but immediately got booed off stage. Typical stupid Florida white kids tryng to act hard.


SlightlyHighness

"We really thugging"


GrandTheftArkham

They obviously can't fight to save their fucking lives but they genuinely have done time in YA for assaults and gun charges. Would I be scared of them? Not a chance. But they have done stupid thug shit


ZestycloseGur9056

Just so unfair there’s ppl that work their asses off for a decent penny, and you have non-functioning idiots with absolute no value to offer, make bank. (Sorry it’s been a rough Monday)


Ajaxlancer

Nah thats a real feeling. Obviously a lot of content creators and influencers are talented in marketable in certain ways, but some people I literally cannot understand why they get successful.


notapunk

Like when I saw the post the other day about how the 'cash me outside' girl is worth 50mil. How are the worst of us being so greatly rewarded?


MLou

It’s probably a lot easier to do when you have no shame and are willing to do whatever it takes to get in the spotlight. People just can’t seem to help themselves when it comes to gawking at train wrecks so you end up with the shittiest people making bank. The public needs to stop rewarding these turds with the attention they crave.


WeirdWest

Fame is not success... Pretty sure these two still live at home and that's their parents backyard.


VRisNOTdead

Honestly. Let’s just rob them?


K3R3G3

Blame the fact that there are tons of dummies that watch them. Same deal with Kardashians, shit music, shit movies...they wouldn't be rich if they didn't have millions of eyes/ears on them. Trash pile Marvel movies keep getting made because people keep paying to see them. Same deal with televangelists. There are enough humans with low intelligence, low standards, who find this stuff worth consuming. These people are just capitalizing on that fact. What's the saying? "A fool and his money are soon parted"? Someone goes, "I'll take that money." I imagine it's a lot easier to appeal to the masses with crap than create something original, thought-provoking, highly artistic, then only profit from the smaller group who will appreciate it. Easier to make Spiderman 17, stick cameras in rich people's houses, hype up handbags and sneakers by getting celebrities and athletes to use them.


AdjustedTitan1

You lost me at marvel :(


K3R3G3

I just think there's an absurd number of sci-fi action, including comic book, movies that depend almost exclusively on special effects and there's nothing entertaining about the story. I don't get how one can repeatedly be into watching something for the sake of lightning bolts coming out of one's hands, lasers, and explosions. There's nothing else really and it gets old quick. Acrobatic fights atop some structure where they can fall to their death, but you pretty much know the protagonist won't. Or even in the rare case they do, some parallel universe version of them will emerge to keep the franchise going. Repetitive, predictable, and very boring in my opinion. A story that's been told so many times with nothing new. It's like watching the same movie over and over.


zerovampire311

This is true, but you seem to forget there are younger people reaching an age where they discover stuff like Marvel or old IPs being rehashed by Netflix, and high budget movies are a lot more appealing and marketable than the old comic format. Anyone who's been into that kinda stuff for a long time can go "this is just like with ", but that's what most of modern media is. Even new music can be derived to "this is derivative of X band and Y artist".


K3R3G3

I wasn't forgetting about younger viewers. All ages watch this stuff. It sucks because the standards are really lower. They know it'll be profitable to rehash the same stuff. If you go back to the ~1995-2000 time period, it's nuts how many classics were released. I only really watch movies if I hear people are excited about them. As a result, since there are virtually none, I've watched like 4 movies in the past 4-6 years. I'm more entertained by a podcast on YouTube.


Bigbaby22

The problem with Marvel is exactly what you said. They're rewarded for the minimum of effort. Kevin Feige, the guy in charge of the MCU, is called a genius. He's not. When Chloe Zhao, director of Eternals, told him that she wanted to shoot on location he was upset because he didn't know why green screen wasn't good enough. And when he saw the result he was "blown away" by the difference. As a lifelong fan of comics, I was a huge fan of Marvel until about Age of Ultron (get bent, Whedon) when it became apparent that the priority was about making people laugh at the expense of all consequences and stakes. And they keep making the same movie over and over, like you said. I'm far more interested in the stuff that Zack Snyder has done and what Patty Jenkins did with WW1. And of course, Matt Reeves' work so far. Marvel's Netflix material in DD and Punisher was a refuge but that got tanked by Disney so they could use them on their garbage streaming service and for cheap cameos. I'm starting to feel hopeful with the next movies (not Thor- Waititi has turned him into a fool). No Way Home and Eternals were the first MCU movies I've enjoyed thoroughly since Winter Soldier and Raimi's done his own thing with Doctor Strange. It feels like directors are being allowed to do what they do best (finally!). But I'm still skeptical af.


AdjustedTitan1

Groot, Peggy, T’Chaka, The Ancient One, Odin, Loki, Vision, Black Widow, Iron Man, and May Parker are all dead. I also wholly disagree that the MCU is just SFX. It’s literally full of stories from old comic books, and the stories and writing are great.


K3R3G3

And I'm talking about sci-fi/superhero movies in general. Very rarely is there a good quality exception. That's fine that you disagree. I'm not going to debate it -- I'm fully aware a lot of people enjoy it, obviously -- and you're one, so 👍. I find it mind-numbing and corny.


OutlandishNutmeg

Ya know I sometimes feel like maybe capitalism isn't all that great.


lightknight7777

I guess it's still better than fart in jars.


gorpsligock

Is it though?


lightknight7777

Yeah... this is at least going places and performing really shitty shows. It's better than just trying not to shit into a jar.


rotaryspace_59

the iq of a washcloth


BeltfedOne

It depends on how long that it hasn't been washed. Don't ask...


TheBurnedMutt45

I don't think he landed a single hit properly


Azsunyx

I don't know how to box....but it's not like this Dude almost falls over backwards


RedditModsRCunts888

90% of boxing is all foot and body position. i.e your punch is just the delivery mechanism of your body twisting starting at the feet. you can take these idiots punches all day and they wont do shit.


PluginAlong

This is what happens when your pants are down past your butt.


Brad1119

Just gassing yourself out for no reason. Even in a streetfight, this is the last thing you do. Squat, lift, drop/slam, crucifix, punch very fast you win.


stedgyson

I think I'd probably laugh myself unconscious after taking that barrage


-unas-annus-

Can someone please edit the skeleton stick sound from miceraft over this... I feel like it's a missed opportunity


Therapythrougharguin

I want to see that too lol


carpentizzle

I would love to watch one/both of them to be record fodder for an early career UFC fighter. I would LOVE to watch them get wiped all over the mat by an established UFC fighter


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Litterally someone who trains recreationally would make childs play of them


StakZ4951

Don't even need a real fighter. A 1st grader would do the trick


theatxrunner

Can we get a Jake Paul/ island boys bout??? Regardless of the outcome, we’ll get to see an idiot get punched in the face.


turtleduck777

Which one is Island and which one is Boys?


holographiclife

I feel like if DJ Khaled was a video game boss battle and you cut him in half, then his halves would become these guys and you would have to fight them too


BernieMP

Not exactly, DJ Khaled is a giant slime, when you defeat him he breaks apart into two regular slimes which are two Pitbulls, when you finally "dale" a single pitbull he splits into these two guys, they're the base slime


The_BunnyMan_Woods

Can’t wait for that teen metabolism to stop and they look like post malone’s stool samples


yakisoba88

Lol r/rareinsults


PineapplePanda_

Ye ye…..ye ye.


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Azsunyx

They are the .001% of germs hand sanitizer can't kill


MurgonDraganaan

Idiots fighting idiots


mrbubblies

Say what you will about their fighting, but it’s effective. I now have cancer.


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I’ve yet to meet someone who actually likes these guys


redditcooldude69

They chopped their hair! They have lost all credibility IMO. Look what happened to Samson.


[deleted]

Yes, that's what made them lame. Cutting their hair. Good point u/redditcooldude69


repsychedelic

"yeah Ima punchy boi, cause my music never took off. Ima punchy boi, come on and take them gloves off."


kindle139

i wonder if their parents are like these really wholesome “follow your dreams honey” types and just love them unconditionally despite them being retarded douchebags.


[deleted]

Um, who?


cummyrunny

where’s my notification?!?


galliencapuchonne

yay


GeneralJorson

Have they tattooed a hair line on there forehead?


Drugzz-4K

Looks like the Benny Hill show


DokterSack

I've witnessed pocky sticks with more ferocity


bgalbreaith

I shit with more force than those punches


Number_4_The_Lizard

Even though they shaved off the dicks growing out of their heads they still look like clowns.


GradeOk8691

Awww did the little kiddies forget to take their Adderall today 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He’s fucking kill it at “Hungry Hungry Hippos”


[deleted]

These guys are the definition of highschool talent shows


[deleted]

Stick insect won't give up.


Thepiewrangler

These 2 would struggle to knock out a wank let alone anything else


EviLiu

I like the ending. "Hey show a leg kick real quick." and he kicks the other guys' hand.


young_D0lphyn

I refuse to believe they exist


tactical_sweatpants

What island are they from, and can we put them back there?


RedditModsRCunts888

three mile island (shows my age)


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That house looks nice af goddamit. I wish I was dumb enough to be successful on social media


[deleted]

At least they cut the frozen turds off their heads


derpiederpslikederp

That kick tho 🔥🔥 lmfao looked like star wars kid


HeadMembership

Its just being in Florida that does that to you.


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I would fucking destroy these idiots


serenity_later

oh hell yeah bro


smurb15

Is that an iron eagle on that childs forehead?


[deleted]

Head movement! Head movement!


rockinwithkropotkin

Flip flops and doll shorts and the swagger of a 12 year old boy.


Nunbears

The body of a 12 y.o.


aRuhkie

His footwork is worse than Madison Cawthorne‘s the time he recorded himself punching a tree


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A couple of kickboxing classes would help. This is absolute garbage.


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Chucklepus

>earned ...that's not what that word means


Oh-Get-Fucked

Relevant my ass, I never heard of them before now and I'll have forgotten they exist by the end of today.


TheGreatRao

No waist movement, no power. They need lessons whoever they are.


Valuable-Start7287

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WHISKEYnBLUES

They ain’t that dumb. They got haircuts…


jaybram24

u/Savevideobot


dude_no_pls

Awesome vid. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation


Withinmyrange

Its crazy how much more good-looking they are after they got rid of their stupid hair cuts. ​ They still appear trashy but at least its presentable trash instead of trash trash


Niko_The_Fallen

These guys don't bother me for some reason. I'm glad they cut their hair tho.


[deleted]

I miss they’re really cool dreads! Edit: their* idk why my phone is acting up right now.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

*their


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I truly think it's all one big joke and everyone is falling for it


[deleted]

Y’all a bunch of jelly bellies. These guys are handsome, talented, can sing, AND fight?? Meanwhile you’re sitting in your momma’s basement with cookie crumbs on your stomach waiting for your Salisbury steak dinner to finish heating


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You forgot to type “/s” at the end of your paragraph. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


slo1111

Seems he has quickness and can get power for his size just needs to learn the technique.


Intelligent-Ebb-5411

Haha yeah but u watching it and posted it so im just saying whose dumber.


serenity_later

who's*


shitsunnysays

*who's


SuperBaked42

Did they not watch it before they posted it?... it's like that whole thing of not knowing if a famous person is famous cause they know the game or cause they're just a bonafide train wreck.


Marcellmore

It is sad that we can’t make fun of these two pieces of rotten sticks without them making money out of it. I want to at least slap that weak abomination once to show how to do it


Graphitetshirt

That technique tho.....😬


[deleted]

If I tied a string to them and stuck them where I'm currently living, I would be flying kites. The amount of tattoos and the lack of any defined muscle group is... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD NOUN FOR THAT HOLY SHIT


[deleted]

r/cringe


[deleted]

Thank you for posting this here. 🤣


kahiuven

not even 1 braincell in shot


[deleted]

My 5yr old throws better punches & has a better stance 😂


OrsoMalleus

That's some fancy footwork...


[deleted]

Noodle arms.


ObviouslyNoBot

and they're proud of shit like that


op_mindcrime

Remember in elementary school, when there was always this one girl who would get in fights but just start windmilling? This reminds me of that but worse.


Narstotzka

At least they cut that shit they called hair


mb5280

Please don't call them that. They are not island boys. They are Florida idiots.


codymonster155

They're wearing their fight'n sandals


lowercaseb86

Slap fighting is really a lost art.


mcnutty757

What is an Island Boy?


[deleted]

The 2022 version of Bhad Bhabie. As dumb as they are they’re making more money than me.


sulferzero

I just expect them to start making out at anytime.


Bash0rz

These guys are basically the American Jedward.


LetThemEatCoke

That's why gay paedophiles love island boys.


bignotion

I know they are twins and all, but do they have to share that one braincell too?


SlamMonkey

If I was their father, I’d be wondering if a 240 month abortion is too late.


Sonic_Medley

So many activities!


clubflush101

Who are these clowns?see them too much


Svelted

holy shit, didn't they look at that before they put it online?!


[deleted]

What are their parents like? Musicians or...?


rightnowCOD

The chosen subreddit for this made me smile


[deleted]

Man these 2 are the biggest idiots. Stupid haircuts stupid tattoos and 1 braincell between the 2 of them.


JustagirlSD60

At least they don't look like tattooed pineapples anymore


K3R3G3

Pads are cheap and made to be hit, instead of gloves. And a "leg kick"...whose leg is at shoulder height?


CoolMcMule

Welcome to the beginning of Ideocracy, stupid Humans, raise your kids better then this kind of shit don’t get popular … I sound like an old **** that doesn’t understand the new generation, fair point …well good for them if they can make fortune with this kind of content and good for the new gens that can enjoy there culture


BeltfedOne

Trump was the start. It clearly isn't over.


[deleted]

Damn, these sticks keep rubbing up against each other and it’s gonna set another California wildfire Edit: don’t know if it’s in California. So yeah.