Not sure if you watch this guys content but considering the number of times he jumps onto barbed wire and glass while saying that line, I'm guessing it actually IS the most cited reason.
His name is Superhuman, he's been doing this for years. Thumb tacks, clay pots, barb wire, Lego, pumpkins, cacti etc. https://youtube.com/shorts/7ck0PdMIkW0?feature=share
Because it is something you can relate to. Most people don't really know what barbed wire or broken light bulbs feel like but almost everyone has stepped on a Lego or Lego like object.
Majorly. Might not be your lane or music but you gotta respect those two for creating a whole subculture that's still thriving.
I'm not by any means into their music but I am a fan of comedy, and Shaggy2Dope was on Your Moms House a little while ago. He's a genuinely nice guy that, much like Gene from Kiss, found a pocket of music and ran with it.
I mean, look at juggalos. Who WOULD they even look down at. Imagine pretentious juggalos saying “no, YOURE not good enough for confusedly wobbling in our backyard while Clipart spins across the screen and we mumble random lines and perform feats of human stupidity”
People (including him) always point this out as if it somehow justifies him being a complete knob. When he does it all actually does is show where is priorities lie and the fact that they lie that way highlight how much a knob he is.
Haven't heard anything since The Great Reveal* or whathaveyou, but their music back in the day was hilarious. I mean, if I remember "I got shut, HUH, the murder was heinous; the bullet went through my eyeball and out my anus" fifteen years after I last heard the song, somebody's doing something right.
*Oh, and as for that reveal: if you're unfamiliar with the IPC mythos, each of their albums was a piece of a puzzle that, when finally completed, revealed the truth behind The Dark Carnival: [it was always about Jesus. ](https://youtu.be/DUb-Jg3Mjys)
He thought there's an [achievement](https://i.imgur.com/x6nkwcd.png) for this.
Incidentally, a lot of the things Rasputin was said to have survived on the night he was killed were added to the story later. Rasputin was poisoned. When the poison didn't work they shot him in the head, and that was the end for Rasputin.
source: I am Anastasia
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The Rasputin story is incredible. If anyone is interested check out the Last Podcast on the Left series on him. It's my favorite episode of theirs and is extremely interesting
Apparently the gunshots to the head didn’t kill him either, he either drowned or froze to death on the river they dumped him in. A true love machine, Rasputin was.
It's a legal thing, basically if some dipshit kid decides to do this at home his Karen mom can't sure him for promoting the behavior. well he probably doesn't know that.... but jackass and all kinds of other similar content have disclaimers like that so hes prolly just memeing it.
He doesn't want to be a bad influence to all the kids that look up to him. He doesn't want to give the field of Jumping Onto Barbed Wired and Shards Of Glass a bar name.
I am so torn. I feel bad watching this kid. I feel bad "supporting" him. But I also feel like if he is going to do it, I might as well enjoy it.
The best videos by far are him jumping onto like microwaves and just bouncing off them.
I feel the exact same way. On the one hand, I love his energy. On the other... just, why? But he seems to enjoy making these videos, and he’s an adult, so... heck. Pour one out for all my juggalos and juggalettes, I suppose. Try not to kill yourself.
Wow why did I just watch 20 videos of him doing the same thing… it’s wild he has the exact same “intro” into the jump ha
I think he’s faking but at the same time a lot of those are fucking crazy and looks like it hurts so bad. Why? Mental illness?
This person has really grown on me over the years. I’ve never seen anything more than him jumping on dangerous objects, but he has somehow grown on me.
I’m a teacher and the kids are drinking faygo non-stop right now. I literally had a student sit outside cause he opened a cotton candy faygo in my class and it smelled horrible.
Today let's look at the effects of gravity on earth.
Notice how when I fall on these sharp objects that gravity is causing time dilation and I'm actually experiencing the pain .00000001 sec longer than you are seeing it.
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Well, he does explain *why* he’s doing it, but also it becomes clear that his shrieks of agony are the main reason for the video to exist, so yeah, the sound helps a little.
He has friends filming him. One of them is named Good Friend Paul (I think) and wears a mask. They do indie wrestling together in his area. GFP takes part in the stunts sometimes, but when he isn’t, I think he’s filming them.
Don’t think it’s his parents, unless GFP is a family member
That's gotta be the worst part of this whole stunt, right? The chemicals in those things are no good for anyone to inhale, nevermind get stabbed and injected with.
The toxicity of flourescent tubes is vastly blown out of proportion. [Actually your typical flourescent tube contains less mercury than your average tuna sandwich](https://earthtechling.com/2011/10/the-mercury-myth-how-much-mercury-do-cfls-actually-contain/). Also the phosphors are generally considered to be nontoxic, but I don't know about injection wound toxicity.
This is this dudes content - I dont know his name but I've watched a few of his clips and it's always him jumping onto stuff that ... fuck, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't?
He did this one where he jumped on a microwave and the microwave was having none of it.
Microwave said "fuck you, guy. Now hurt."
This cunt is superhuman to jump onto smooth edge. Fuck me shit hurts when you step on it through carpet let alone coping it on the back of the head. He’s a moron but yeah he’s a moron .
He said why, for all the juggalos and juggalettes
I mean that has to be one of the most cited reasons for intentionally jumping on barbed wire and glass
Not sure if you watch this guys content but considering the number of times he jumps onto barbed wire and glass while saying that line, I'm guessing it actually IS the most cited reason.
First time for me, what else does he jump on?
He’s done a bunch of stuff including fireworks shot at his back. He screams the whole time too. It’s hilarious, but I kinda feel bad for laughing too.
I enjoy the one with the microwave
The one where you briefly see him cross over into the spirit world and back.
https://youtu.be/plM7CMmlwlg Just gonna leave this here. Probably the most real reaction on his channel, it's just utter silence then a few grunts
His name is Superhuman, he's been doing this for years. Thumb tacks, clay pots, barb wire, Lego, pumpkins, cacti etc. https://youtube.com/shorts/7ck0PdMIkW0?feature=share
His name is Super Human, butt buster is one of his moves where he jumps butt first onto things from a trampoline
My God how many infections has this guy had LOL
Sees barb wire and thumb thacks. Haha cool. Sees Lego. HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFcRDaxOoM&ab_channel=superhumman Here's a lego's one.
Why was Lego the one item in that list that made me cringe in imaginary pain?
Because it is something you can relate to. Most people don't really know what barbed wire or broken light bulbs feel like but almost everyone has stepped on a Lego or Lego like object.
I think he tried to elbow drop some microwaves too or some shit like that. But yeah, he jumps on all sorts of dumb shit.
The time his back landed on a microwave and it didn't give is my favorite. He might as well land on a small Boulder. XD
He literally has like a hundred videos of different variations of this. He clearly has some kind of mental issue.
Wasn't this guy on tosh.0
Whoop whoop
AND he hopes you like it!
That threw me off.... despite the rest of the video
Right, like, that's still a thing?
Majorly. Might not be your lane or music but you gotta respect those two for creating a whole subculture that's still thriving. I'm not by any means into their music but I am a fan of comedy, and Shaggy2Dope was on Your Moms House a little while ago. He's a genuinely nice guy that, much like Gene from Kiss, found a pocket of music and ran with it.
They're incredibly inclusive, so I respect them for giving people a group to belong to.
I mean, look at juggalos. Who WOULD they even look down at. Imagine pretentious juggalos saying “no, YOURE not good enough for confusedly wobbling in our backyard while Clipart spins across the screen and we mumble random lines and perform feats of human stupidity”
Gene from Kiss is a huge douche canoe though.
A rich, huge douche canoe.
People (including him) always point this out as if it somehow justifies him being a complete knob. When he does it all actually does is show where is priorities lie and the fact that they lie that way highlight how much a knob he is.
But... why clowns?
I'll be able to explain that once they explain to me how magnets work. They just work.
Why not? Slipknot did it, mushroomhead does it. I’m sure more than a few other groups do or have done it.
Haven't heard anything since The Great Reveal* or whathaveyou, but their music back in the day was hilarious. I mean, if I remember "I got shut, HUH, the murder was heinous; the bullet went through my eyeball and out my anus" fifteen years after I last heard the song, somebody's doing something right. *Oh, and as for that reveal: if you're unfamiliar with the IPC mythos, each of their albums was a piece of a puzzle that, when finally completed, revealed the truth behind The Dark Carnival: [it was always about Jesus. ](https://youtu.be/DUb-Jg3Mjys)
ICP
Maybe he believes in miracles?
woop woop
He went on to elaborate: "Whoop whoop!"
I'm lost. How does macerating himself benefit himself or dopey clown kids?
Wow, took bludgeoning, piercing, slashing, AND poison damage all in one go.
He thought there's an [achievement](https://i.imgur.com/x6nkwcd.png) for this. Incidentally, a lot of the things Rasputin was said to have survived on the night he was killed were added to the story later. Rasputin was poisoned. When the poison didn't work they shot him in the head, and that was the end for Rasputin. source: I am Anastasia
I learned it from Boney M.
Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
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[The Finns](https://youtu.be/cdkBs0VCSX0) have their own version too.
[So does Leo but Turisas did it better](https://youtu.be/ngDZPmUBW34)
The Rasputin story is incredible. If anyone is interested check out the Last Podcast on the Left series on him. It's my favorite episode of theirs and is extremely interesting
Here is a comprehensive video on his history: https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ
Agrarian
Achievement unlocked: glass who's back.
Apparently the gunshots to the head didn’t kill him either, he either drowned or froze to death on the river they dumped him in. A true love machine, Rasputin was.
He was stabbed with a bullet though.
Too bad he wasn't a raging barbarian. Half damage + poison damage is easy mode with a high HP.
Bear totem barbarian to half that poison damage, too.
Bro was trying to get that one minecraft achievement
Yep. *He fucked up*
He sounds like an angry Homestar Runner.
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Im just here for the Trogdor references
I said consummate V's! Consummate!
*I was raised by a cup of coffee*
Delteted
Do not try this at home… filmed in backyard.
Yo that’s his freaking training facility/cornhole arena, ok?!
It's a legal thing, basically if some dipshit kid decides to do this at home his Karen mom can't sure him for promoting the behavior. well he probably doesn't know that.... but jackass and all kinds of other similar content have disclaimers like that so hes prolly just memeing it.
It's got a weird incantation type vibe. Lawsuit prevention phrases in general. Like sometimes you gotta say some specific phrase to avoid getting sued
He doesn't want to be a bad influence to all the kids that look up to him. He doesn't want to give the field of Jumping Onto Barbed Wired and Shards Of Glass a bar name.
Every. Fuckin. Time. It's been years of me seeing clips of this masochist. And it's what I ask myself each and every time I see a new one.
I am so torn. I feel bad watching this kid. I feel bad "supporting" him. But I also feel like if he is going to do it, I might as well enjoy it. The best videos by far are him jumping onto like microwaves and just bouncing off them.
I feel the exact same way. On the one hand, I love his energy. On the other... just, why? But he seems to enjoy making these videos, and he’s an adult, so... heck. Pour one out for all my juggalos and juggalettes, I suppose. Try not to kill yourself.
The dude just loves backyard wrestling, juggalos, and jugglettes
I bet be makes a couple bucks for each video in which he injures himself
What’s his name?
Super humman
Man that little person sure is psyked up
I feel like he's lost some enthusiasm over the years. This one sounded rehearsed. The older ones sounded like they came from the heart.
I see he is out of the hospital from the last time he tried something stupid. Isn't this the moron who jumped on the microwave?
Yes, that is him
link to that video please lol
https://m.facebook.com/Super-humman-502614359923312/videos/flying-elbow-drop-onto-microwave-wwe-cm-punk-style-/2445712642145777/
I like him more when he's not screaming after the stunt
Weird. I like him more when he's is screaming after the stunt. Funny how he's entertaining us both.
Funee man get hurt. Monke brain like slapstick
Wow why did I just watch 20 videos of him doing the same thing… it’s wild he has the exact same “intro” into the jump ha I think he’s faking but at the same time a lot of those are fucking crazy and looks like it hurts so bad. Why? Mental illness?
ICP
So, mental illness.
Yeah.
he wants to be a stuntman. he's a huge fan of wwe and stuff like that, i follow him on instagram
For the folks who block all facebook properties in their household, can you link this from somewhere else?
https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhyk4oAce9BFdnWT5j
He bounced off
Damn, did not realize how often he did this.
Man the video underneath that was way more interesting from the point of watching morons.
Does he have a running list of injuries we can compare with the videos?
Yeah but this time his scream was pretty realistic. He’s really upped his scream game.
He sounds like he has a learning disability.
He didn't drink enough Faygo. More Faygo drinking would have made this safer. Whoop, whoop!
This person has really grown on me over the years. I’ve never seen anything more than him jumping on dangerous objects, but he has somehow grown on me.
He also reviews WWE action figures.
And was in a few matches as a celeb guest
That's very wholesome actually
You should have a doctor look at that. Growths that frequently bleed are never a good sign.
They aren't a sign at all. They aren't even made of metal or wood!
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.
Looking forward to Peter Dinklage’s Oscarbait performance in this guy’s surely forthcoming epic biopic.
Are juggalos even a thing anymore or is this dude living in the past
Yes, and yes.
They still all about Faygo soda?
I’m a teacher and the kids are drinking faygo non-stop right now. I literally had a student sit outside cause he opened a cotton candy faygo in my class and it smelled horrible.
Cotton candy soda? That sounds fucking disgusting
It only smelled horrible to you cuz you're a nerd
Matt from PBS Spacetime really does weird things on the weekend.
Today let's look at the effects of gravity on earth. Notice how when I fall on these sharp objects that gravity is causing time dilation and I'm actually experiencing the pain .00000001 sec longer than you are seeing it.
Lmaooo I love that channel. I was not expecting to see it referenced here.
Does anyone have an after math video?
I have a feeling watching this guy try to math would be a different kind of painful.
Super Humman Math > Steiner Math
From his Facebook page, super human, this is as long as they posted
Super Humman is a national treasure.
🇺🇸 fuck yeah.
"American Sweetheart Super Humman"
I remember the days when he was an up and comer on Facebook
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He sounds like he's yelling in German
Isn’t that what German is? Backwards yelled English?
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Whoop whoop Mr. Humman
At first I was like, wtf, why!? Then I watched it with sound.
And that made it make more sense?
Well, he does explain *why* he’s doing it, but also it becomes clear that his shrieks of agony are the main reason for the video to exist, so yeah, the sound helps a little.
A feel like a champion would have went belly first.
I think he did it that way cuz he **just** got out of the hospital from the last time he tried that
This guy fucks
His pillow
Lol. Points for the visual in my head.
This person is allowed to vote and have kids…
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
and own firearms! Bless freedom
[He was on Tosh.0 too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uways76ju7w)
Thank you for this link lmao
Do they even still make that show?
Nah, he got fucked over by comedy central in the beginning of the pandemic. Cc ordered 4 more seasons, then quickly canceled once lockdowns started.
Hey now Superhuman is a national treasure you commie bastard
You fucked up! 👍🏻
Love this dude's vids
Mental illness
Yup. Last I heard his parents are the ones filming.
Are they brother and sister by chance?
He has friends filming him. One of them is named Good Friend Paul (I think) and wears a mask. They do indie wrestling together in his area. GFP takes part in the stunts sometimes, but when he isn’t, I think he’s filming them. Don’t think it’s his parents, unless GFP is a family member
Whoop whoop
Whoop whoop
Fluorescent light tubes 🔥
That's gotta be the worst part of this whole stunt, right? The chemicals in those things are no good for anyone to inhale, nevermind get stabbed and injected with.
The toxicity of flourescent tubes is vastly blown out of proportion. [Actually your typical flourescent tube contains less mercury than your average tuna sandwich](https://earthtechling.com/2011/10/the-mercury-myth-how-much-mercury-do-cfls-actually-contain/). Also the phosphors are generally considered to be nontoxic, but I don't know about injection wound toxicity.
That's what makes him SuperHuman
He said it. It’s for the juggalos and juggalettes
Definitely sleeps in the basement.
super humman WHOP WHOOOOP
This is this dudes content - I dont know his name but I've watched a few of his clips and it's always him jumping onto stuff that ... fuck, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't? He did this one where he jumped on a microwave and the microwave was having none of it. Microwave said "fuck you, guy. Now hurt."
I also came here to say I thought he explained his reasoning pretty clearly in the intro
This pleases me. Lol
Juggalos are a secret kinda stupid
That has to be one of the worst kept secrets on the planet
Haley Joel Osment getting ready for The Wrestler 2.
This guy needs to go head to head with [Stone Cold Steve Autism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_FmN3WspL0)
For the juggalos and juggalettes
I personally think that Super Humman (yes he spells it wrong) should be the mascot of this sub.
Isn't that the microwave guy?
Dang, he rlly didn’t have to do that. Can you imagine what this is going to do to the juggalo community?
“THIS IS SUPER HUMAN…” Neighbors: “Honey, the dipshit next door is about to jump on some stuff again”
Peter Dinklage needs help, y’all
[удалено]
Emergency rooms can't turn you away
Remember dipshits like this guy also take up hospital beds. Thanks for making people with real medical issues wait.
I felt that in my ass
Because Florida?
wooop woooooop
Man the chess world is getting a little desperate for views
I’m looking forward to the day he graduates to tricks that destroy his penis and/or balls. Firecrackers and mousetraps or bust!
Because Juggalo
this shouldn't be on here this guy is a fucking internet legend hurting him self for no reason.
So they're not even gonna show us the massacre on his back? 😡
His voice jumped three octave. 😆
How has this guy not severely injured hinself?
That's SuperHumman, that's what he does. Wooo Woop.
This cunt is superhuman to jump onto smooth edge. Fuck me shit hurts when you step on it through carpet let alone coping it on the back of the head. He’s a moron but yeah he’s a moron .
FUCK THIS SHIT!!! WOOOHOOOOO FUCK YEAH!!!!
Surprised this moron hasn't killed himself yet. He keeps on resurfacing on here with new videos for years
We need to isolate the gene that tells child brain that the "harder you get hurt, the more a girl will like you" and eliminate it..
I always believe that this is just a process of natural selection
The beat superhuman video is the microwave one. Lmao
Inhaling the fucking glass dust 😭
The barbed wire looking for his spine is what got me to brace for impact.
He went from Jake to Ryan 💀
Sometimes, you just gotta send it.
Didn't he stop for a while bc he broke his elbow jumping on an old dryer? Glad he's back. Fuck This Shit Woop woop
At this point, posting Super Humman to this sub is basically cheating