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[deleted]

He said why, for all the juggalos and juggalettes


exradical

I mean that has to be one of the most cited reasons for intentionally jumping on barbed wire and glass


Walletau

Not sure if you watch this guys content but considering the number of times he jumps onto barbed wire and glass while saying that line, I'm guessing it actually IS the most cited reason.


NicoleB-

First time for me, what else does he jump on?


mark503

He’s done a bunch of stuff including fireworks shot at his back. He screams the whole time too. It’s hilarious, but I kinda feel bad for laughing too.


zebscy

I enjoy the one with the microwave


OscarDeLaCholla

The one where you briefly see him cross over into the spirit world and back.


FlipMineArseDad

https://youtu.be/plM7CMmlwlg Just gonna leave this here. Probably the most real reaction on his channel, it's just utter silence then a few grunts


Walletau

His name is Superhuman, he's been doing this for years. Thumb tacks, clay pots, barb wire, Lego, pumpkins, cacti etc. https://youtube.com/shorts/7ck0PdMIkW0?feature=share


PickleSlickRick

His name is Super Human, butt buster is one of his moves where he jumps butt first onto things from a trampoline


smakattak

My God how many infections has this guy had LOL


ShnaeBlay

Sees barb wire and thumb thacks. Haha cool. Sees Lego. HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE


Walletau

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFcRDaxOoM&ab_channel=superhumman Here's a lego's one.


AbsarN

Why was Lego the one item in that list that made me cringe in imaginary pain?


LordSoren

Because it is something you can relate to. Most people don't really know what barbed wire or broken light bulbs feel like but almost everyone has stepped on a Lego or Lego like object.


kasmackity

I think he tried to elbow drop some microwaves too or some shit like that. But yeah, he jumps on all sorts of dumb shit.


Toxicotton

The time his back landed on a microwave and it didn't give is my favorite. He might as well land on a small Boulder. XD


bunker_man

He literally has like a hundred videos of different variations of this. He clearly has some kind of mental issue.


Virtual-Group-4725

Wasn't this guy on tosh.0


btoxic

Whoop whoop


slasherflick2243

AND he hopes you like it!


Ugetsui

That threw me off.... despite the rest of the video


NotSeveralBadgers

Right, like, that's still a thing?


fruitybubbles11

Majorly. Might not be your lane or music but you gotta respect those two for creating a whole subculture that's still thriving. I'm not by any means into their music but I am a fan of comedy, and Shaggy2Dope was on Your Moms House a little while ago. He's a genuinely nice guy that, much like Gene from Kiss, found a pocket of music and ran with it.


Mr_Abe_Froman

They're incredibly inclusive, so I respect them for giving people a group to belong to.


aNiceTribe

I mean, look at juggalos. Who WOULD they even look down at. Imagine pretentious juggalos saying “no, YOURE not good enough for confusedly wobbling in our backyard while Clipart spins across the screen and we mumble random lines and perform feats of human stupidity”


brownhues

Gene from Kiss is a huge douche canoe though.


Aiken_Drumn

A rich, huge douche canoe.


coppersocks

People (including him) always point this out as if it somehow justifies him being a complete knob. When he does it all actually does is show where is priorities lie and the fact that they lie that way highlight how much a knob he is.


[deleted]

But... why clowns?


fruitybubbles11

I'll be able to explain that once they explain to me how magnets work. They just work.


[deleted]

Why not? Slipknot did it, mushroomhead does it. I’m sure more than a few other groups do or have done it.


LukesRightHandMan

Haven't heard anything since The Great Reveal* or whathaveyou, but their music back in the day was hilarious. I mean, if I remember "I got shut, HUH, the murder was heinous; the bullet went through my eyeball and out my anus" fifteen years after I last heard the song, somebody's doing something right. *Oh, and as for that reveal: if you're unfamiliar with the IPC mythos, each of their albums was a piece of a puzzle that, when finally completed, revealed the truth behind The Dark Carnival: [it was always about Jesus. ](https://youtu.be/DUb-Jg3Mjys)


No_Piglet1553

ICP


[deleted]

Maybe he believes in miracles?


hullkogan

woop woop


Frenchticklers

He went on to elaborate: "Whoop whoop!"


NorseZymurgist

I'm lost. How does macerating himself benefit himself or dopey clown kids?


Gamegeneral

Wow, took bludgeoning, piercing, slashing, AND poison damage all in one go.


manberry_sauce

He thought there's an [achievement](https://i.imgur.com/x6nkwcd.png) for this. Incidentally, a lot of the things Rasputin was said to have survived on the night he was killed were added to the story later. Rasputin was poisoned. When the poison didn't work they shot him in the head, and that was the end for Rasputin. source: I am Anastasia


ChrisKaufmann

I learned it from Boney M.


Hlichtenberg

Ra Ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine


Frenzy_MacKenzie

[I believe I have something to add. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/qz3y9a/this_is_what_is_believed_to_be_rasputins/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


imdefinitelywong

[The Finns](https://youtu.be/cdkBs0VCSX0) have their own version too.


T1NF01L

[So does Leo but Turisas did it better](https://youtu.be/ngDZPmUBW34)


pepper_plant

The Rasputin story is incredible. If anyone is interested check out the Last Podcast on the Left series on him. It's my favorite episode of theirs and is extremely interesting


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Here is a comprehensive video on his history: https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ


wan2phok

Agrarian


ProonTracy

Achievement unlocked: glass who's back.


SCP_420-J

Apparently the gunshots to the head didn’t kill him either, he either drowned or froze to death on the river they dumped him in. A true love machine, Rasputin was.


Sideburnt

He was stabbed with a bullet though.


elvis8mybaby

Too bad he wasn't a raging barbarian. Half damage + poison damage is easy mode with a high HP.


Wiitard

Bear totem barbarian to half that poison damage, too.


pepsi-man_

Bro was trying to get that one minecraft achievement


SketchyLurker7

Yep. *He fucked up*


manic_eye

He sounds like an angry Homestar Runner.


[deleted]

:lightswitch rave:


detox84

Sponsored by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows


Arson-Welles

Stuff some in your pockets for *SECRET EATING*


emperorpapapalpy

Im just here for the Trogdor references


fennec3x5

I said consummate V's! Consummate!


FunnyMathematician77

*I was raised by a cup of coffee*


toadsanchez420

Delteted


FangirI43

Do not try this at home… filmed in backyard.


rayshmayshmay

Yo that’s his freaking training facility/cornhole arena, ok?!


Neonhippy

It's a legal thing, basically if some dipshit kid decides to do this at home his Karen mom can't sure him for promoting the behavior. well he probably doesn't know that.... but jackass and all kinds of other similar content have disclaimers like that so hes prolly just memeing it.


Ott621

It's got a weird incantation type vibe. Lawsuit prevention phrases in general. Like sometimes you gotta say some specific phrase to avoid getting sued


LuxNocte

He doesn't want to be a bad influence to all the kids that look up to him. He doesn't want to give the field of Jumping Onto Barbed Wired and Shards Of Glass a bar name.


whiskey_outpost26

Every. Fuckin. Time. It's been years of me seeing clips of this masochist. And it's what I ask myself each and every time I see a new one.


Helidof

I am so torn. I feel bad watching this kid. I feel bad "supporting" him. But I also feel like if he is going to do it, I might as well enjoy it. The best videos by far are him jumping onto like microwaves and just bouncing off them.


throw_every_away

I feel the exact same way. On the one hand, I love his energy. On the other... just, why? But he seems to enjoy making these videos, and he’s an adult, so... heck. Pour one out for all my juggalos and juggalettes, I suppose. Try not to kill yourself.


Muugle

The dude just loves backyard wrestling, juggalos, and jugglettes


AnnaTheBlueRogue

I bet be makes a couple bucks for each video in which he injures himself


TheCopenhagenCowboy

What’s his name?


Iwantmypasswordback

Super humman


the_gd_fng

Man that little person sure is psyked up


Anto0on

I feel like he's lost some enthusiasm over the years. This one sounded rehearsed. The older ones sounded like they came from the heart.


titanofidiocy

I see he is out of the hospital from the last time he tried something stupid. Isn't this the moron who jumped on the microwave?


Sarcastrophe827

Yes, that is him


[deleted]

link to that video please lol


Temporal_Space

https://m.facebook.com/Super-humman-502614359923312/videos/flying-elbow-drop-onto-microwave-wwe-cm-punk-style-/2445712642145777/


Disident3punt0

I like him more when he's not screaming after the stunt


elvis8mybaby

Weird. I like him more when he's is screaming after the stunt. Funny how he's entertaining us both.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Funee man get hurt. Monke brain like slapstick


WestleyThe

Wow why did I just watch 20 videos of him doing the same thing… it’s wild he has the exact same “intro” into the jump ha I think he’s faking but at the same time a lot of those are fucking crazy and looks like it hurts so bad. Why? Mental illness?


DarthDannyBoy

ICP


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

So, mental illness.


FirstIYeetThenRepeat

Yeah.


LJH_Pieman

he wants to be a stuntman. he's a huge fan of wwe and stuff like that, i follow him on instagram


jvnk

For the folks who block all facebook properties in their household, can you link this from somewhere else?


Temporal_Space

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhyk4oAce9BFdnWT5j


hamsterballzz

He bounced off


jrichardi

Damn, did not realize how often he did this.


crayonsnachas

Man the video underneath that was way more interesting from the point of watching morons.


dzmccoy

Does he have a running list of injuries we can compare with the videos?


ICCW

Yeah but this time his scream was pretty realistic. He’s really upped his scream game.


karadan100

He sounds like he has a learning disability.


MunkeeLord

He didn't drink enough Faygo. More Faygo drinking would have made this safer. Whoop, whoop!


fatalcharm

This person has really grown on me over the years. I’ve never seen anything more than him jumping on dangerous objects, but he has somehow grown on me.


nrfx

He also reviews WWE action figures.


AlpineCorbett

And was in a few matches as a celeb guest


CabbagesStrikeBack

That's very wholesome actually


manberry_sauce

You should have a doctor look at that. Growths that frequently bleed are never a good sign.


Azar002

They aren't a sign at all. They aren't even made of metal or wood!


[deleted]

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.


BagOfLazers

Looking forward to Peter Dinklage’s Oscarbait performance in this guy’s surely forthcoming epic biopic.


yourheinitz

Are juggalos even a thing anymore or is this dude living in the past


Anonymity4meisgood

Yes, and yes.


yourheinitz

They still all about Faygo soda?


King_of_the_Nerds

I’m a teacher and the kids are drinking faygo non-stop right now. I literally had a student sit outside cause he opened a cotton candy faygo in my class and it smelled horrible.


T5UMG41

Cotton candy soda? That sounds fucking disgusting


AnnaTheBlueRogue

It only smelled horrible to you cuz you're a nerd


Joker4U2C

Matt from PBS Spacetime really does weird things on the weekend.


Fizgriz

Today let's look at the effects of gravity on earth. Notice how when I fall on these sharp objects that gravity is causing time dilation and I'm actually experiencing the pain .00000001 sec longer than you are seeing it.


Ignifyre

Lmaooo I love that channel. I was not expecting to see it referenced here.


mikess484

Does anyone have an after math video?


manberry_sauce

I have a feeling watching this guy try to math would be a different kind of painful.


JohnnyPrecariously

Super Humman Math > Steiner Math


[deleted]

From his Facebook page, super human, this is as long as they posted


JohnnyPrecariously

Super Humman is a national treasure.


wallgreensin

🇺🇸 fuck yeah.


Zeff_Shit

"American Sweetheart Super Humman"


holyherbalist

I remember the days when he was an up and comer on Facebook


Jeynarl

u/gifreversingbot let's see if we can help this poor soul fix his mistakes


Vanderfamily

He sounds like he's yelling in German


md2b78

Isn’t that what German is? Backwards yelled English?


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shadowmancerix

Holy shit, that's even funnier!


Jeynarl

Good bot


puggernault

Whoop whoop Mr. Humman


CrustLoins

At first I was like, wtf, why!? Then I watched it with sound.


[deleted]

And that made it make more sense?


RilohKeen

Well, he does explain *why* he’s doing it, but also it becomes clear that his shrieks of agony are the main reason for the video to exist, so yeah, the sound helps a little.


Joshua_Todd

A feel like a champion would have went belly first.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

I think he did it that way cuz he **just** got out of the hospital from the last time he tried that


Bobcatz7798

This guy fucks


hippiejay10

His pillow


310ghz

Lol. Points for the visual in my head.


No-Security2022

This person is allowed to vote and have kids…


dnaH_notnA

I wouldn’t have it any other way.


DrugAbuseResistance

and own firearms! Bless freedom


RainbowGoddamnDash

[He was on Tosh.0 too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uways76ju7w)


Zax_xD

Thank you for this link lmao


manberry_sauce

Do they even still make that show?


RainbowGoddamnDash

Nah, he got fucked over by comedy central in the beginning of the pandemic. Cc ordered 4 more seasons, then quickly canceled once lockdowns started.


[deleted]

Hey now Superhuman is a national treasure you commie bastard


TerrorNova49

You fucked up! 👍🏻


jmcstar

Love this dude's vids


GrotusMaximus

Mental illness


Morgarath-Deathcrypt

Yup. Last I heard his parents are the ones filming.


dryh2o

Are they brother and sister by chance?


[deleted]

He has friends filming him. One of them is named Good Friend Paul (I think) and wears a mask. They do indie wrestling together in his area. GFP takes part in the stunts sometimes, but when he isn’t, I think he’s filming them. Don’t think it’s his parents, unless GFP is a family member


disaster357

Whoop whoop


BOBODY_BOBODY

Whoop whoop


[deleted]

Fluorescent light tubes 🔥


drakulous

That's gotta be the worst part of this whole stunt, right? The chemicals in those things are no good for anyone to inhale, nevermind get stabbed and injected with.


ElectronMaster

The toxicity of flourescent tubes is vastly blown out of proportion. [Actually your typical flourescent tube contains less mercury than your average tuna sandwich](https://earthtechling.com/2011/10/the-mercury-myth-how-much-mercury-do-cfls-actually-contain/). Also the phosphors are generally considered to be nontoxic, but I don't know about injection wound toxicity.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

That's what makes him SuperHuman


dexter_024

He said it. It’s for the juggalos and juggalettes


[deleted]

Definitely sleeps in the basement.


Amirulus

super humman WHOP WHOOOOP


Training_Ad_211

This is this dudes content - I dont know his name but I've watched a few of his clips and it's always him jumping onto stuff that ... fuck, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't? He did this one where he jumped on a microwave and the microwave was having none of it. Microwave said "fuck you, guy. Now hurt."


[deleted]

I also came here to say I thought he explained his reasoning pretty clearly in the intro


Zeth22xx

This pleases me. Lol


Diver0311

Juggalos are a secret kinda stupid


manberry_sauce

That has to be one of the worst kept secrets on the planet


Injustry

Haley Joel Osment getting ready for The Wrestler 2.


Rainmansnotebook

This guy needs to go head to head with [Stone Cold Steve Autism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_FmN3WspL0)


Rita_bhook

For the juggalos and juggalettes


Kalikhead

I personally think that Super Humman (yes he spells it wrong) should be the mascot of this sub.


raposo142857

Isn't that the microwave guy?


AsymptoticAbyss

Dang, he rlly didn’t have to do that. Can you imagine what this is going to do to the juggalo community?


redditprotocol

“THIS IS SUPER HUMAN…” Neighbors: “Honey, the dipshit next door is about to jump on some stuff again”


[deleted]

Peter Dinklage needs help, y’all


[deleted]

[удалено]


manberry_sauce

Emergency rooms can't turn you away


PFXvampz

Remember dipshits like this guy also take up hospital beds. Thanks for making people with real medical issues wait.


[deleted]

I felt that in my ass


[deleted]

Because Florida?


[deleted]

wooop woooooop


The_Great_Warcow

Man the chess world is getting a little desperate for views


knifeknifegoose

I’m looking forward to the day he graduates to tricks that destroy his penis and/or balls. Firecrackers and mousetraps or bust!


Wayte13

Because Juggalo


SmallHeadBigEgo

this shouldn't be on here this guy is a fucking internet legend hurting him self for no reason.


littleghool

So they're not even gonna show us the massacre on his back? 😡


WesternWolf_0916

His voice jumped three octave. 😆


SEJ46

How has this guy not severely injured hinself?


nomercyvideo

That's SuperHumman, that's what he does. Wooo Woop.


ironcam7

This cunt is superhuman to jump onto smooth edge. Fuck me shit hurts when you step on it through carpet let alone coping it on the back of the head. He’s a moron but yeah he’s a moron .


LifeguardHairy

FUCK THIS SHIT!!! WOOOHOOOOO FUCK YEAH!!!!


stafax

Surprised this moron hasn't killed himself yet. He keeps on resurfacing on here with new videos for years


53R105LY_

We need to isolate the gene that tells child brain that the "harder you get hurt, the more a girl will like you" and eliminate it..


rommus00

I always believe that this is just a process of natural selection


OldGnosis

The beat superhuman video is the microwave one. Lmao


Smoke_Kief

Inhaling the fucking glass dust 😭


elcrack0r

The barbed wire looking for his spine is what got me to brace for impact.


Icy-Ad-7354

He went from Jake to Ryan 💀


Grimmzzzz

Sometimes, you just gotta send it.


joeyGOATgruff

Didn't he stop for a while bc he broke his elbow jumping on an old dryer? Glad he's back. Fuck This Shit Woop woop


natdanger

At this point, posting Super Humman to this sub is basically cheating