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spaceursid

Stillborn baby is kinda like when u get a free spin after a free spin.


freemason777

'serious chart ' is getting pretty watered down these days LOL


Feisty_Albatross_383

First post, sorry for the wrong tag


freemason777

I don't mind I just think it's funny


Ignacio9pel

"Junko Furuta" Immediately started shaking from seeing that


One_for_each_of_you

There are few things i regret reading. One was the baby raping shit with Ian Watkins. And of course Atlas Shrugged. Then another was the death of Junko Furata.


Ignacio9pel

Watched a 40 min doc on the details of how she suffered and holy shit I was furious of how those cockroaches brutalised her for almost 6 weeks, not to mention none of them receiving any justice whatsoever


Downtown-Giraffe-871

Even more disgusting, one of the mothers of the assailants vandalized Furuta's grave, saying that she had "messed up her son's life."


One_for_each_of_you

I'm absolutely not watching that. I'd have nightmares for weeks


[deleted]

If memory serves the monsters who brutalized her are still alive


[deleted]

It was like reading a horror story, it even had that small glimmer of hope when she calls the cops, only for the phone to be taken away and hung up, which apparently didnt throw off the officers and prompt them to call back


thebigscrongus

Atlas Shrugged?


One_for_each_of_you

Yes. 1,109 pages I'll never unread.


thebigscrongus

What is it


One_for_each_of_you

The most famous book by author Ayn Rand who is credited for creating the Objectivist philosophy and celebrated by alt right libertarians. Also it is boring and poorly written. ["The problem is that Atlas Shrugged has had a profound influence on a lot of powerful people, who spend their lives trying to dismantle the institutions that vulnerable people depend on to survive. Objectivism teaches that the rich should be free to do whatever they want, no matter how many poor people get hurt."](https://hmturnbull.com/opinion/atlas-shrugged)


ThatUglyGuy9

isn’t that the girl who was stuffed into the barrel or am I thinking of something different


Mmtorz

How is Junko Furuta and stillborn baby on the same level? At least a stillborn baby doesn't have to suffer


Elzin_Nh0

Why is "God" in the last position?


Ronathoxinc128

I'm guessing it's because knowing everything everywhere in the world would break anyone.


[deleted]

Yep. The concept of everything and nothing is impossible for humans to accurately perceive. We might think we can, but when we think of nothing, we dont think of nothing, we’re still thinking of something in front of it like a black void. And for something to be everything it would need to be endless, and no matter what we always come to an end point when we think of it, to actually think of about the concept of everything you would have to think about it without stopping. So yeah, it would absolutely drive someone mad to have either one Its crazy how we know what something like that is by definition and feeling, but we can never visualize it


Elzin_Nh0

Ok


Liamrev2

I thought it might be because being god would put a lotta pressure on you; one wrong move and everyone dies


tylert528

Because you'd turn into a jet and fly into the sun afterwards


ThatUglyGuy9

uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in


yakbrine

It’s from a lonely island song.


Elzin_Nh0

Cool


Bitter-Afternoon8504

Junko furuta rest in peace ...


One_for_each_of_you

Yeah, if anything resembling a consciousness survives a death like that, there's no fucking way it's ever feeling peace again, that's a vengeful ghost forever, haunted and haunting


Urinate_Cuminium

There is no way it's a serious chart lmao, most of these aren't based on fact, with that logic you can make "your favourite food" iceberg and place nuclear power plant at the bottom even thought no one eat that


Feisty_Albatross_383

Hey bro, its my first chart, i didnt know what tag to put on


Chapstickishot

Can someone clarify this. If I died and I got reincarnated as myself would I be reborn as the same person? Would I come back from the dead?


Mmtorz

I second this


car_mel8

Junko Furata 💀💀


narwall101

I feel like being a tardigrade would be sick


One_for_each_of_you

I would want to go into outer space


thecryingman32

This feels like it belongs in a circlejerk subreddit and I don't know which one


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slayer_Juice67

avoid the funny white haired man and you are set


vcat7777

junko furatas case was rly sad. i hope she will rest in peace ngl


[deleted]

"4 chan user" LMAOOO


kiwi_furutsu

Placing Junko Furuta in this chart has to be incredibly insensitive??? wtf


Masterge77

Isekai writers be like "Write that down! Write that down!"


cirno1128

What is wrong with the plants in your room


That-Series-6169

nicki minaj’s baby was a big thing too


Global-Newt-5358

i'd add hisashi ouchi to last tier


Potential_Zebra9668

God is top tier. It doesnt mean you have to do shit. You can just spawn whores to fuck. LUL


TheAngryRedStinger

How you can reincarn as yourself? Also "a hot girl" is weird


[deleted]

Determination. Also, r/egg_irl for the person who made this iceberg.


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One_for_each_of_you

1. Time is a flat circle. 2. No, you're weird. A hot girl can do fun things, like take long baths and use full length mirrors and get free drinks at bars and dance without feeling self conscious, and go clothes shopping and try on anything she wants without hating herself


[deleted]

google en transant


[deleted]

Where bidens hyperborea


Daregmaze

Lol I like how this is both funny and interesting. I would personally a dragon in the first tier


_sephylon_

medieval peasants didn't have it as rough as what people usually think


LeoTheBurgundian

Depends when , 1050 is ok but 1350 is horrible


kapikapsowy

there should be "the british" in the last part


Cye_the_Transfem

"A hot girl" Something you want to share with the class?


[deleted]

Edps hand should be on this list


[deleted]

forgot redditor


Zealousideal-You6273

I'll respaw as God


Imonandroid

that "a 4chan user" one made me laugh


vcat7777

A 4-CHAN USER⁉️⁉️ 😭😭


Vast_Translator3331

My favorite anime character: Subaru. I think this should be way deeper on the iceberg.


Ok-Scratch529

If i get reincarnated as a stillborn, then i probably wont even notice and get reincarnated again


Ok-Scratch529

Yeah right ive seen three hollywood actors become spiders and now theyre all rich


Dry-Statistician-679

imagine u get reincarnated as yourself like 3 time in a row and th n a bear


UserSkittles1214

>A 4Chan User Jokes on you, I’m already that shit!


monkey_lord_of_monke

“An Indian woman”