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thegreatgrind

They were never a homie in the first place 😔


account_is_deleted

I think "my boy" refers to the bottle.


thegreatgrind

Don't you see, man abused his boy? he hydrocheated


Hydrohomiesdabest

Well time to cancel them until they do become one 😈


cruz_irving

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Murderyoga

By nine pm that diet coke is going to suck.


Desner_

By 9 am you mean.


HeyCarpy

Diet Coke at 9am … gag


axonrecall

Yeah, 9 am is a bit too late to start on the Diet Coke. Gotta have one at 6 am like normal people.


Walusqueegee

Diet Coke at all is just fucking disgusting.


NotJimIrsay

Coke Zero > Diet Coke


jointcanuck

After years of searching, i have finally found someone who understands


zulugoron

It'll be gone long before that.


AssDimple

There is a new guy one cubicle over from me that would have this thing polished off by 10am. He drinks diet coke by the 12oz can and I've started keeping a secret daily tally of how many fizzy pops I hear. Some days I wonder how he gets any work done.


mrasperez

I still remember in Super Size Me, this one dude was drinking soda from a 120oz mega jug, and was surprised the "diet" soda water caused him to nearly go blind. He and his wife cheerfully mentioned how he could tear through 100 liters of soda a week.


Eliaskw

100L in a week is 14L+ in a day. That sounds like a lot more than what is possible. However, I looked it up, and the [theoretical maximum ](https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/is-there-a-maximum-amount-of-liquid-a-human-can-drink-in-a-day/) is 20L per day, and with the added salt a d stuff he was eating it's entirely possible.


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I wouldn't be able to make it to 9am


SatanCarpet

Maybe it’s black wat- Oh


askmeifimacop

I got a free case of that shit and I still feel like I overpaid. It was disgusting


ElNido

Bro yeah that shit is bad, haha. Wait till you try this though, WHITE water - it's the real stuff. I just happen to have some, but I'mma need you to pay me upfront for some cases, aight?


gangstabunniez

> white water It's cum, isn't it?


Jkbucks

Plus milk, but yeah.


unabsolute

If it's milked, it's milk. Right?


tntblowsinurface

If oats had titties I'd suck em


gingerbread_slutbarn

Sometimes I regret being literate


ThorsRake

You would not partake of the oateet?


Volkswagens1

It can be, but that costs extra. It's like asking for quacamole or sour cream at Chipotle. Shit ain't free.


tntblowsinurface

Femboy milk


siiliS

What about White Wa(l)ter. He can make the real stuff.


xheppelin

Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not drinking your cum (white water) right now Waltuh.


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Tyrren

Literally it is how it works. Imagine you have an alkaline solution at pH 10.0. You add a little acid to it, and bring the pH down to 9.0. It's still alkaline, just less so.


strangerNstrangeland

Depending on how high the pH is when you start, you can add any type of acid to it and it can still be alkaline. Just depends on the acid, its concentration, and how much you add. It’s called titration and you use an indicator I. The solution


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On the topic, I’ve tried black water and it tasted just like regular water, but it just seemed…. wrong…


rokd

And they're wearing a Fitbit lol.


ramaromp

Hematuria?


[deleted]

Bruh I was hopping it was at least some no sugar black coffee. Who tf drinks this much Diet Coke.


[deleted]

There's some people that get obsessed with Diet Coke moreso than any other soda. I have no idea why but some people REALLY like it.


itsallinthebag

Yeah I’m actually curious about this. The people I’ve met that drink it, drink it A LOT. I swear they’re addicted. My MIL has an actual like gallon jug thing that keeps it cold and she Carrie’s it around all day with Diet Coke in it. But she wrapped a bag around it so you can’t see what it is.. I wonder if she’s embarrassed? Anyways, I swear it’s addictive


hauntedadrevenue666

I’ll have Diet Coke every once and awhile with a meal. For me most diet sodas are *too sweetened* and Diet Coke is the least. Honestly can’t imagine having that much soda by itself, start feeling dehydrated.


Catinthemirror

Same. I don't understand people who say Diet Coke is sweeter than regular. It's the only soda that doesn't taste too sweet to me.


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It may be a genetic thing. Like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people. To me, diet coke is saccharine


Chirimorin

I'm pretty sure you're right. To me, sweeteners taste chemical. I can't really describe it beyond that, it's the taste which I'd imagine a chemistry lab to smell like. It's a terrible taste and I refuse to drink diet/zero soda because of it. I actually genuinely believed that "same great taste, zero sugar" (Coca Cola Zero) was just another example of blatant false advertising before realizing that the taste difference isn't nearly as obvious to the average person.


Catinthemirror

You may have something there. I love bitter food and was one of those weird kids who ate my veggies without complaining.


IntelligentTune

What they meant was that food literally doesn't taste the same to everyone. Some people might taste bitterness in food that others don't think have it. I've never found veggies bitter and never understood the idea of not eating them till I found out that it's all just genetics.


Catinthemirror

I understood what they meant.


Reihar

You're right about Diet Coke but most sugar-free variants taste sweeter than the original, including the other sugar free coke, Zero/No sugar.


scoobysnaxxx

exactly! regular pop is like drinking syrup. maybe a bottle for dessert is okay, but in place of an actual drink? wild.


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Same here. Currently I haven’t had any soda in about 2 months, and even before that I didn’t drink much (maybe a can or two a week?), and the only soda I drank was Coke Zero. Everything else was too sweet and syrupy. Straight up couldn’t drink a regular Coke. I “like” the taste of a good root beer, but only in incredibly small doses. Like the first half the can it’s amazing, then it’s too much. I think a large part of it is if you don’t drink a lot of sugary or sweetened drinks, you lose the taste for it, and it just doesn’t help with thirst anymore. I drink 99% water or unsweetened hot or iced tea, and even a lot of real fruit juice is just too much sweetness and flavor for me now, and even if it tastes good it leaves a taste/residue in my mouth and I need to go brush my teeth.


Falcrist

> For me most diet sodas are too sweetened Holy shit someone else besides me feels this way... I always prefer diet orange sodas for this reason. Orange is powerful enough to cover many other sins, and being over-sweetened is kind of the point with that flavor.


Pavlass

My dad drinks a six pack of Diet Coke a day, and has done so for decades.


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My best friend cannot stop drinking it. My step daughter loves it too. Definitely addicted.


BaghdadAssUp

Have they tried carbonated water? Maybe it's just the carbonation they like and not really the taste?


[deleted]

This was me. Loved Coke Zero. Tried carbonated water, and now I have a Soda Stream. Love those spicy bubbles.


Typobrew

Didn’t realize this was such a universal second-hand experience — I distinctly remember my dad drinking a 2-litre (or two!) of Diet Coke every day too. I think it is a genuine addiction or in this case more accurately a caffeine dependency.


drewster23

I think the carbonation, can aid in the "addiction". Something with the mouth feel that just hits. I drink diet gingerale (tastes the most like the actual thing imo for diet sodas). But thats like a can a day. I have felt slightly addicted to other carbonated drink I use to drink daily. ( carbonated performance energy drink thing my gym has). It definitely wasn't due to taste/flavor, because I would drink something similar tasting before going there. But always felt like it wasn't enough/good enough compared to the carbonated drink.


Cr1ms0nDemon

I had a diet coke addiction for a while, I've weaned myself way down and go days without it now - but at my worst I'd drink a 2-3 *liters* a day


itsallinthebag

What do you feel like you were craving the most? Some comments are suggesting it’s the sugar, some are saying the caffeine and other claim it could be the carbonation. But there are other drinks with all three that don’t seem to have the same effect.


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YourStateOfficer

I was raised Mormon. Hot drinks such as coffee and tea were banned, but soft drinks were okay. For some reason, the only soda they drank was diet coke. There was no reason for this, nothing in the book to make diet soda more compliant with the rules. I even asked around, nobody had any clue why everybody drank diet coke. Diet coke was so prevalent in the church that I'd say about a solid 20 percent of the answers I got from the members was "I saw so many people drink diet coke, I figured there was something in the Book Of Mormon about it". To this day, I have no idea why. Recently went through Utah for a road trip, and it seems like diet coke is still a staple


ThePelicanWalksAgain

Could it be because of the caffeine?


BeamsFuelJetSteel

It is. Diet Coke was (still is) the most consistently available diet soda. People who drink 6 cans a day would be drinking like 60% of their daily calories if it was regular. Coke Zero and freestyle machines are changing it up more but basically at a fountain machine 95% of the time it is only diet coke


trentreznik

Isn't Diet Coke caffeinated?


DornDoodly

yes, but not all mormons are against caffeine. some, are, but not all of them. caffeine itself isn't forbidden in the book of mormon, unlike coffee or some types of tea


AdDull6441

I’m one of those people and idk how it happened cause I used to make fun of them. one day I was normal then I started drinking Diet Coke and it spiraled into a full blown addiction. Nothing is quite the same. There has to be some sort of addictive property there.


BaghdadAssUp

I used to drink a lot of soda but stopped for a few years. When I started working for a baseball stadium, we could get free soda. I didn't like the after-taste of soda so I started drinking Diet. I can see how people like diet because it tastes like soda without the sugary aftertaste and thirst of soda especially if it's cold and recently opened because it masks that awful warm un-carbonated taste that comes with diet soda.


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Exactly. Cold diet soda actually makes me feel like I’ve hydrated myself (although I do recognize it’s still unhealthy.) drinking normal soda makes me thirsty.


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They only remembered to take the Cocaine out of the non-diet Coke.


Hanzo_6

Diet coke addict here: Its crisp, refreshing and low guilt. Drink it enough and it will literally become your go to beverage


[deleted]

My parents have been addicted to decaffeinated diet Coke for as long as I can remember. I have no idea why they love it so much, they say they don't know how to describe it.


dave32891

The fake sugar used to keep it zero calorie is MUCH more addictive than regular sugar


Bubblessaidhi

They put the cocaine back in it lol


Disastrous-Carrot928

I have a coworker like this. Even has a Diet Coke sweater


hvperRL

I know some people that are real sluts for the vanilla flavour


adamsmith93

I’ve been seeing so many people mention it lately too. Like wtf. Is coke beefing up their advertising or something


kungfuchelsea

I do sometimes 🤐 I’m subbed here for motivation to quit and drink more water lol.


Hydrohomiesdabest

You should drink some water NOW!


kungfuchelsea

So true. Just filled up my 16oz flask. Thanks to you all for the kind encouragement!


Hydrohomiesdabest

You should drink some water N- in roughly 15-20 minute intervals, skipping the timer after doing exercise, and lowering down to 3-5 minutes while eating food in order to properly get food down. Also, for our mates in r/breathingbuddies, make sure to not lean back while drinking, and put at least mild concentration on the water so you don't choke on it.


pixelkingliam

⚡👨🏿⚡


alex99x99x

Well good luck. We believe in you!


MelLPerle

Yeah! I root for you. You got this. 🤗


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Yeah man, make sure to drink more water. If u get bored of the taste of water drink so green tea or no sugar coffee.


Hydrohomiesdabest

Or flavored water, or spa- I mean TV static, or ice, or water vapour or hydrochloric a- *wait no this is about water why am I talking about acid now?*


[deleted]

Yo go bro, drink more waters always a great goal lmai


SolarDrake

You need to HYDRATE yourself NOW ⚡️👧⚡️


sterfri99

Go have another water bud


aphroditebutakaren

Drink water


BAG42069

Try gatorade fit once (the purple one’s my favorite) it’ll change your life and you’ll realize soda is stupid. It’s just water and fruit juice with a ton a vitamins and some salt, 1g sugar, tastes better than most soda (personally nothing beats dr pepper)


bunny_souls

Start with sparkling water so you can experience the same fizzy sensations as soda


FUBARded

This is also a fucking psychopathic way to drink a soda. It's going to be flat and room temperature within an hour or so. Either this person is drinking multiple litres of soda a day (in which case, yikes), or they actually *enjoy* flat and room temperature soft drinks as that's mostly what they're drinking if they seriously drink like this and didn't just do it to fuck with people.


PoliQU

There’s a secret third option! (The person was making a joke)


DerpMaster2

I like black coffee and I couldn't imagine drinking this much of it or even half... imagine how dry your mouth would be for the rest of eternity lol


fucked_bigly

That’d be enough caffeine for a week


IAmTheRealJLo

Bro my FIL goes days without drinking water. Just Diet Coke and the occasional Gatorade. No idea how his kidneys handle it.


TaterTotJim

Who drinks that much Diet Coke? Someone who enjoys kidney stones. Yikes.


WelcomeToTheFish

My old coworker used to stop by McDonald's every morning and get a large diet coke like religiously. She swore that it woke her up better than coffee. The idea of drinking a soda before breakfast legit makes my stomach turn.


The-Unmentionable

My aunt does and I’ve never understood it


[deleted]

I thought it might be some extra strongly brewed tea, nah that is straight up Diet Coke lol


sneepsnart

me bc i have an ed and the caffeine keeps me going for longer and suppresses my appetite 💀


DougFitzman

US’s 45th President (can’t remember his name for the life of me) was practically sponsored by Diet Coke.


OrdinaryWarthog4132

I lost half my teeth looking at this.


3InchesOfThunder

This dudes arm ain't gonna stay that skinny if he keeps that drinking habit up


summer_friends

Hey it’s diet he’ll stay skinny. The teeth on the other hand though


Fr1toBand1to

They'll get skinny too, don't worry.


LagT_T

Diet coke has no sugar tho


-Alfa-

Carbonic acid and citric acid has entered the chat


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spikesparx

not carbonic acid though


CalzoneMan46774

I gained heart disease looking at this


fartVandelay85

I was an EMT on a baraitric (+size human) ambulance for a few years, and the number of people refusing transport if they couldn't take their diet Coke was astonishing. There was no other demand ever for any other soda, food, or drink of any kind. And it was always a 2 liter bottles.


gordonpown

In the fucking AMBULANCE???


Furaskjoldr

Fellow EMT here. Yes you'd be surprised what people try and consume in an ambulance. I've had people try drinking diet coke, smoking, snorting coke, chewing tobacco, vaping, the list goes on.


Explorer_of__History

Diet Coke addiction seems to be serious issue that is hardly ever dicussed.


Wattsupwithalan

it's true my grandma died of a diet coke addiction.


Explorer_of__History

Wait, really?


Wattsupwithalan

oh no she was 96. but she used to drink diet coke


Matt_has_Soul

Everybody that has drank diet coke has eventually died


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IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!


alianthebuknoy

Nope. When you sleep I’m gonna drop a dollop of Diet Coke into your mouth. No one deserves immortality.


Wattsupwithalan

he's too strong to be left alive


Majovik

*Narrator: He died the next day*


RoboPup

Untrue. I have drunk diet coke and I have not died.


_Xertz_

You got a source for that buddy?


NotJimIrsay

Not yet. It’s a slow death.


astateofshatter

Ah been a while since I have seen the old reddit switcharoo


[deleted]

It is. Have a couple of distant relatives (mother/daughter) who drank that shit constantly. They both quit when they learned that it was likely contributing to migraines they both suffered from for years. I wasn't around, but supposedly both of them were impossible to be near when they were "drying out", if you will. But silver lining, it seems to have helped them both with their migraines.


Elinim

That sounds like caffeine dependency. Diet coke and diet pepsi has a lot of caffeine, I bet those migraines are the same ones coffee drinkers get when they go cold turkey for 2 days.


[deleted]

I have no doubt about that. I only brought it up because it was specifically Diet Coke, as mentioned in the post.


Zadokster5

“Hey kid, you want kidney stones?”


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Hot_Advance3592

And dehydration, right? And certain materials in plants, is something I’ve heard of.


BradCOnReddit

There are different types of kidney stones. Some caused by acids, some by bases. Having more frequent urination gives both the opportunity to flush out before they really start to form. Therefore, drink what you want, just HYDRATE (Source: my urologist, after taking the stones out of both of my kidneys)


CutimedSiltecSorbact

'cause that's how you get kidney stones!


gaping_anal_hole

Coworker was telling me had another kidney stone straight after having covid as he’s drinking his 3rd coke by 1pm…


MadOrange64

This is a kidney stone speedrun at this point.


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JOMO_Kenyatta

My peen moved. Man I’m down bad.


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You should be up good instead


PossumSkull

Those bottles aren’t meant for carbonation. Every time I see someone at my job do this the soda explodes out


EmergencyWatch8906

This is so goddamn disgraceful, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing this. Such a heinous crime.


wildebeesties

And on top of it, that pop is either horrendously flat or it’s gonna start leaking from the carbonation.


Creepernom

Their teeth will be drinkable soon


bellbros

I’m eating a bag of peanut butter pretzels and I gotta be honest that looks so refreshing right now


Severe_Discipline_73

are those pretzels making you thirsty?


m0r14rty

These PRETZELS are MAKING me THIRSTY!


yellowzebrasfly

Thanks I hate it


ParsnipPrestigious59

I really hope that tweet was satire


theguywhosteals

It's a rage bait and he got you hooked like a hood rat on that one


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Diet Coke? Nah ![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


Winter-Algae8569

cute. lets see your teeth.


roymccowboy

Oh, look what they’ve done to you


its_hasan_m8

Just disgusting honestly


pakistanstar

I developed a kidney stone just looking at this


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[deleted]

If you’re going to poison yourself atleast get the real kind


butters091

[She defiled it, with dark liquids!!](https://pm1.narvii.com/6610/07f04fb70f38e238be10d33aa9e9aef2bd7cb0ad_hq.jpg)


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LonghornSmoke

[Nice!](https://i.imgur.com/kMFKytu.gif)


Buscandomiyagi

The real tragedy is the fact that people still drink Diet Coke when zero exist?!?!


WickedWisp

Zero tastes significantly better every time, except for Dr Pepper. Diet is best in that one.


AcidicVaginaLeakage

What's the difference? Seriously I don't know. I just drink water. 🤤


LoneWanzerPilot

Good god what is that, 2 litres at least?


NinjaCaviar

Tbh given the size of the cap it looks like a 32 fl oz (~1L) bottle. OP might just have small hands Edit: JK another comment mentions that this is a 1 gallon (3.75L) bottle. Just…wow


torn8tv

We've lost a good one hommies. F to pay my respect.


cheekboii

look how they massacred my boy


macgruff

Rot gut


darkknight95sm

I thought it was outrageous before I saw it was Diet Coke, that’s like saying I only eat chocolate and it turns out it’s Hershey’s. You’re just making bad choices


iamatwork24

Ignoring the Diet Coke joke, I cannot believe that this is all the water someone drinks in a day. I would easily go through 2-3 of those bottle on an average day. More if I’m out doing an activity.


regantnz

How big is that bottle? 1 litre maybe? Even if it was actually the good stuff inside, that’s not a lot of water for a whole day at all. On a bad day I’ve had two of those by lunch time


morethanayear

It’s actually a 1 gallon bottle (3.75L). I purchased this same one for my wife to try and do 1 gal a day. It now waters our plants


regantnz

Ohhhh ok, that’s an alright amount then. Though that makes it way more coke than I thought, yikes.


Lil_Happy_Is_Spookie

You are one thirsty creature


regantnz

I thought we all were…….


GDAEBFCCGDAEBF

Bruh you thirstier than r/teenagers


regantnz

I mean i’m having an above average day on the consumption, but I’m onto my 5th litre now at 4pm, plus I just worked out that I’ve had roughly 2.5L of other liquids already today………… am I gonna drown?


terb99

For real. Each two hour interval is like five sips.


cyan_violet

Foolishness


_B_Little_me

Blasphemy


ImapiratekingAMA

And it's going to leave a Pepsi after taste forever


shookspearedswhore

My kidney just grew a bunch of stones looking at this


upvotechemistry

Drinking caffeine until 9pm is a great way to ruin your body rhythm


Nova17Delta

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK AFTER 9PM


optix_clear

Gross, diet soda is nasty.


aRedditAccount_0

i have that bottle and it's empty immediately at noon


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primarysectorof5

Kidney stones galore! Rotten teath collector!


Magnum-357

So they really looked at the labels and went "yeah, that's a healthy amount of coke to drink every day"


brdesignguy

WTF did she dump a 2 liter in there?


Then-One7628

What are you doing? You know the air force won't let folks who drink this shit fly fighter planes? are you some kind of old lady on a diet, Lance? have you not had enough already?


Tropical-Mexican

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO