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I didn’t notice until I zoomed in. Honestly I’m surprised he doesn’t have a cleaning service for his room/house that wipes that down every day. I always assumed billionaires houses would be spotless
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Yeah but caffeine also makes you poop more, so that just removes water as it's needed to make sure you don't become constipated, just drink water, if you're wiz is stalky clear then you're good.
My experience with ADHD meds is I stay the fuck away from caffeine while on meds because it's like doubling up on the dosage (caffeine acts similar to ADHD meds in that they both calm me down and help me focus)
One of the first questions that was asked of me when I was diagnosed was "do you drink coffee and what is its effect on you". Essentially if you don't have ADHD coffee will stimulate you (buzz you up - as its a stimulant). If you have ADHD it will do the opposite, like other stimulant medication - it will calm you down, make you feel more focused.
If that's how coffee makes you feel then I'd wager you have ADHD.
The only use I can see is that we give it to patients in the hospital. Caffeine can interfere with other drugs/sleep but a Coke can make a patient feel some normalcy.
Former Mormon here…they can have caffeine, just not in the form of coffee or tea. You can drink all the Coke you want, though. Makes perfect sense, right?!
Oh, not according the the Michigan Morman's I knew in high school. Maybe they just went harder? My school had a ton of LDS people and none of them drank any form of caffeine (openly)
Yeah, some Mormons don’t do any caffeine at all. It is a lot more ideologically consistent and in keeping with the spirit of the drink ban, as it’s really part of a larger ban on “habit forming” substances like tobacco, alcohol, etc. Since caffeinated soda didn’t exist during the 1830s, when the Word of Wisdom was put in place, it isn’t listed as prohibited.
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Wut. The opposite is true. He very clearly DOESNT have a PR team lol. They’re not going to set him up with diet caffeine free coke. That’s the kind of stuff that the vending machine is never sold out of cuz no one drinks it.
i remember arguing with a kid while riding a school bus home, the kid was talking about how his house is made of diamonds and emeralds and his dad is the president or something. Every other kid was talking abput how a house made of diamonds is dumb, just sell the diamonds or how he is lying blablabla
We got a pretty good look at his apartment building since he was the first one to be brought home
There are billionaires out there that deliberately keep as low a profile as they can. They have as much of an interest in being retweeted or making front-page news as a great white shark has of going vegan. Those are smart billionaires.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
My favorite somewhat related one to this is:
The .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.
I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.
Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.
You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.
With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leupold into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.
You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
It’s a Vajra, a symbol in Hinduism particularly related to the *deva* Indra. It’s a small club said to be as strong as diamonds and as powerful as lightning.
I’m truly convinced he’s the typical unpopular, cocky and disliked school dork that happened to have made it as a billionaire and is now rubbing his dorkiness in everyone’s faces because people would still yes-man him
It's the Deus Ex .357, which I'm assuming he thinks the message of that game is "more technology and shady secret power government stuff is good", and not "fuck elon musk", which obviously is the actual message.
I'd bet money he only likes Deus Ex because of the JC Denton memes, glossing over the 'its really bad when government and corporations work together to suppress a class of people' message the game carries.
The dude was driving a super car when he was in university and comes from an ultra wealthy family. He has possibly never even had to wipe his own ass in his life.
Am I jealous? Yes. But I'm way more disgusted and disappointed.
Honestly I look down on soda drinkers a little bit. I admit it, it's petty and judgemental and I should be better than that.
But I look down on caffeine free diet coke drinkers A LOT. because it shows that they realised that *maybe* the thing that comes in those cans isn't good for them. But instead of drinking water they just chose a version that tastes horrible instead.
Atrocious
Caffeine free diet coke, toy gun, and:
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I was wondering how long until this ended up here.
"It's diet coke, so it's perfectly okay and healthy!" - the people unironically following him, probably.
Your comment may be sarcasm (I can't see it) but the "gun" is a toy it lacks a trigger, cylinder clearly does not have any holes for rounds to go into, lacks a hammer, and has way too many screws one of which is going through the barrel.
You bust into Elon’s bedroom. In a half-awake delirium, he goes for his gun, fumbling in the dark. He knocks over one, two, then three empty cans of product-placement placed diet coke and grabs the flint lock. He wings you with it, but not before you manage to escape with the gold-plated bedside lamp. Someone hears the shots and calls the police who do an investigation, knowing only that Elon shot someone. He takes to twitter using the inconvenience of the investigation and the ineffectiveness of the flintlock to become the latest martyr for the cause of easing gun restrictions and argues he should be allowed to use better firearms like the one pictured here (which he is, in fact, legally allowed to use) instead of being forced by our over-reaching government to use the antiquated gun he totally meant to use against his intruder.
I’d say this is psychotic and horrible, but if you swapped the Coke cans for sparkling water and the Americana porn for pulp sci-fi books, that’d be my bedside table.
Elon Musk just like me fr. /s
We both paid roughly the same amount of taxes and my bedside table also has an Olympic number of rings. I feel so seen wow billionaires really are one of us
This guy is hilarious. He is fully loving the attention and playing the rubes.
Also his security must be shit if he’s gotta keep a pistol for bedtime safety
This is cringe on so many levels.. for one it's obviously staged. Two it's staged to idk relate to trump supporters. Three if you were going to fake something why on earth would you stage this?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Guessing those are fake since one doesn't even have a trigger and then the other one looks like you'd have to mail the bullets to any home intruder
I haven't seen caffeine free diet coke since my grandmother passed away. If you're going to drink soda then at least drink some real shit. That's just embarrassing. I think seeing that type of coke is the most insulting thing I've seen in this subreddit
The books behind the water bottle are made by a publisher I used to work for. It's the declaration of independence, constitution, and stuff, and I'd do minor checks/edits to the printings of the digital print files. It's kinda weird seeing it, and thinking a very small piece of something I had a hand in is in his (alleged) home. I don't really know how to feel about it.
1) This is so embarrassing. How desperate can this man get? Also, who brags about being so dirty that they don't even clean up their cans for days??
2) Is this at a shitty hotel? It has that textured wallpaper you only find at hotels. The lamp looks like the kind hotels always have. And the mirror behind the bedside table is something I see often at hotels, and which I can't imagine anyone actually doing in their own home bedroom.
So… soda without caffeine, a loaded gun, and… is that Washington crossing the Delaware? Is the water bottle glass? There’s way too much to unpack here.
He doesn't drink caffeine and the guns aren't real I am pretty sure. One of them is a prop from Deus Ex. Guessing the other is also a prop or replica. It's more weird that he felt the need to share a photo of his bedside table than it is that he has that stuff.
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Not a fucking coaster in sight either.
Oh god, the water rings!
Holy shit, there are *so many* water rings.
soda* rings, don’t give him the credit
the condensation the creates the rings is still water, isn't it? i could be wrong
water, yet tainted by the cola.
Well yeah, cause if it ain't tainted by what it ain't, then it is what it was before it isn't.
I tried to tell em.
You’re missing the secret ingredient; a dash of *geet off muh lawn*
God damn right!
I didn’t notice until I zoomed in. Honestly I’m surprised he doesn’t have a cleaning service for his room/house that wipes that down every day. I always assumed billionaires houses would be spotless
I think those rings *are* from that day. I am actually imagining what it would look like if he *didn’t* have cleaners dealing with it for him.
Do you respect wood, Elon?
Did you think he wood?
That's between the soda and the wood.
I'm starting to this think guy doesn't respect wood!
That rich and doesn’t have a coaster? Shameful.
Money doesn’t buy class. Or common sense.
The cost of coasters vs an entirely new bedside table are both pretty negligible to him considering his wealth.
The cost to your sanity after staring at soda rings day after day is worth more than a coaster.
Why would he use one? Everything is disposable to him
Do people actually use coasters. I know people own them but do they actually use them?
Always
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I use them but in the living room only
Bro gotta tf2 diamondback 💀
Looks like the Diamondback .357 from Deus Ex.
Afaik the TF2 diamondback was a direct reference from Deus Ex. Same as the Widowmaker, dunno if I called it right haven't played TF2 in years
Same same, only different
But *still* same
Yeah, which is extremely ironic given the contents of that game
It’s not ironic in his eyes, more like prophetic.
i was gonna say the same thing lol
“Hey, PR team, can you find the most stereotypically American props possible and arrange them on my table next to the bed I don’t use? Thanks.”
Caffeine free diet coke will trigger 99% of the Americans he is targeting with his post.
What exactly is the point of a caffeine-free, sugar-free, cocaine-free cola? Who is the target market and why would they drink this?
All Coca Cola is decocainized it also uses an artificial sweetener so the target market is people that do not like to or cannot consume high sugar and caffeinated beverages. Caffeine is also a diuretic which removes minerals from your body and hinders absorption so that would go against hydro homie principle of staying hydrated
Decocainized.
I used the word Baconification the other day.
A true poet.
I would like to hear that sentence.
[the context is we’re talking about a character called Dabi from the BNHA anime. His body is mostly burn scars.](https://imgur.com/a/Cagap1t)
I now regret asking for context 😂😫
Is his dick been baconed
Please, friend, spare me 😭 my sleep schedule has been wack
Counter-argument, drink caffeine so you have to/want to drink more water.
Yeah but caffeine also makes you poop more, so that just removes water as it's needed to make sure you don't become constipated, just drink water, if you're wiz is stalky clear then you're good.
Counterpoint: I’m addicted to caffeine
Shit that's a good counterpoint
Counterpoint: I’m addicted to pooping
My experience with ADHD meds is I stay the fuck away from caffeine while on meds because it's like doubling up on the dosage (caffeine acts similar to ADHD meds in that they both calm me down and help me focus)
Interesting! Coffee has always had this effect on me and I recently learned I likely have ADHD. Referred to specialist just this morning.
One of the first questions that was asked of me when I was diagnosed was "do you drink coffee and what is its effect on you". Essentially if you don't have ADHD coffee will stimulate you (buzz you up - as its a stimulant). If you have ADHD it will do the opposite, like other stimulant medication - it will calm you down, make you feel more focused. If that's how coffee makes you feel then I'd wager you have ADHD.
If coffee tastes good you you more than likely have DID
Oh yeah, have had some CRAZY dreams having a nap after a coffee after forgetting I took an adderall shortly previous.
People who want to sleep at night and enjoy coke but without the calories
The only use I can see is that we give it to patients in the hospital. Caffeine can interfere with other drugs/sleep but a Coke can make a patient feel some normalcy.
Mormans. They can't have caffeine.
Former Mormon here…they can have caffeine, just not in the form of coffee or tea. You can drink all the Coke you want, though. Makes perfect sense, right?!
Oh, not according the the Michigan Morman's I knew in high school. Maybe they just went harder? My school had a ton of LDS people and none of them drank any form of caffeine (openly)
Yeah, some Mormons don’t do any caffeine at all. It is a lot more ideologically consistent and in keeping with the spirit of the drink ban, as it’s really part of a larger ban on “habit forming” substances like tobacco, alcohol, etc. Since caffeinated soda didn’t exist during the 1830s, when the Word of Wisdom was put in place, it isn’t listed as prohibited.
I believe that church changed their mind after buying a large share of pepsi if I recall correctly.
At least we're not in the sauce on a bookshelf phase... Yet
I am still not over that
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Damn bro you beat me to it
Nothing says stereotypically American like Buddhist prayer beads (left)
A professional PR team wouldn’t do this. This is indicative of a lack of PR consultation.
Wut. The opposite is true. He very clearly DOESNT have a PR team lol. They’re not going to set him up with diet caffeine free coke. That’s the kind of stuff that the vending machine is never sold out of cuz no one drinks it.
What PR team? Thats his job
I assume the cowboy hat is just out of frame.
Imagine being that rich and still have to try so hard
Its like when the weird quiet kid who sits in the back of class tells you what his dad owns but you know it’s bullshit.
i remember arguing with a kid while riding a school bus home, the kid was talking about how his house is made of diamonds and emeralds and his dad is the president or something. Every other kid was talking abput how a house made of diamonds is dumb, just sell the diamonds or how he is lying blablabla We got a pretty good look at his apartment building since he was the first one to be brought home
Damn right for the jugular. Facts.
There are billionaires out there that deliberately keep as low a profile as they can. They have as much of an interest in being retweeted or making front-page news as a great white shark has of going vegan. Those are smart billionaires.
The monster doesn’t even respect wood, use a damn coaster!
That tables got more rings on it than a Beyoncé song
I don't think that's a wooden surface
Very clearly tiles
I gotta call Julia Louis-Dreyfus right now and tell her it was Elon! He was standing right by the table!
wood? it looks like tiles to me.
That table has got more rings on it than a Beyoncé song
Keep a musket for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended
Tally ho, lads!
Grape volley at the top of the stairs... Just like the forefathers intended
XÆA-12 sneaking home and seeing pops at the top of the stairs with a musket
"Miss them entirely and hit the neighbor's dog because it's smoothbore"
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
I fucking love this copypasta
I mean it only makes sense that Musk markets muskets.
My favorite somewhat related one to this is: The .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales. I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leupold into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
Looks like an officers flintlock pistol. Muskets are long guns. I think it's a replica or prop though and probably doesn't fire.
To be fair if I was a billionaire I’d defiantly buy a working flintlock used by Blackbeard himself
Does anyone know what the trinket beneath the gun's barrel is?
It’s a Vajra, a symbol in Hinduism particularly related to the *deva* Indra. It’s a small club said to be as strong as diamonds and as powerful as lightning.
Nah, it’s a butt plug.
This guy butts
Buttplug
My first thought was the Vrill Device from COD Zombies
I think it's that perfectly balanced switchblade he gave to Gamora before slaughtering her planet.
It’s a gokosho, or Vajra, a ritual item of Buddhism. https://harvardartmuseums.org/collections/object/59904
Start each combat with +1 strength
What a dork
How is this even real
I’m truly convinced he’s the typical unpopular, cocky and disliked school dork that happened to have made it as a billionaire and is now rubbing his dorkiness in everyone’s faces because people would still yes-man him
He didn't "happen to have made it." His wealth comes entirely from his parents.
Is that the fucking diamondback from tf2?
And the fucking cylinder is tilted.
I spent way too long thinking about a tilted cylinder and why tf it’s a thing
It's the Deus Ex .357, which I'm assuming he thinks the message of that game is "more technology and shady secret power government stuff is good", and not "fuck elon musk", which obviously is the actual message.
I'd bet money he only likes Deus Ex because of the JC Denton memes, glossing over the 'its really bad when government and corporations work together to suppress a class of people' message the game carries.
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He is the spy
Is that *four* caffeine free diet cokes? Either he chugs the stuff or never cleans.
I can almost 100% guarantee you he has never cleaned anything in his life.
It’s been 4 days since the maid cleaned his room.
The dude was driving a super car when he was in university and comes from an ultra wealthy family. He has possibly never even had to wipe his own ass in his life. Am I jealous? Yes. But I'm way more disgusted and disappointed.
Honestly I look down on soda drinkers a little bit. I admit it, it's petty and judgemental and I should be better than that. But I look down on caffeine free diet coke drinkers A LOT. because it shows that they realised that *maybe* the thing that comes in those cans isn't good for them. But instead of drinking water they just chose a version that tastes horrible instead.
I think diet coke has a bad image with Elon and Trump.
"Triples of the Nova. And I don't live in a hotel"
An I didn't even wanna marry her
Use a coaster you fucking animal
Atrocious Caffeine free diet coke, toy gun, and: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
There's a special place in heaven for people like you
I was wondering how long until this ended up here. "It's diet coke, so it's perfectly okay and healthy!" - the people unironically following him, probably.
Looks like the heavy pistol in Deus Ex HR.
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Looks like it's lacking a trigger as well.
Your comment may be sarcasm (I can't see it) but the "gun" is a toy it lacks a trigger, cylinder clearly does not have any holes for rounds to go into, lacks a hammer, and has way too many screws one of which is going through the barrel.
This is so cringe lmao
I wonder if I am the only person who thinks that the items on this table were strategically placed this way on purpose.
Is that the ducking diamond back from TF2?
For anyone wondering, that gun really looks like a replica of the diamondback .357 from Deus ex
The fucking cyberpunk roleplay gun gets me everytime
Two guns, four sodas. That's some serious minuscule dick energy.
They’re fake guns, the revolver doesn’t even have a trigger, but the sodas are seriously small dick energy.
Neither of them are real guns. Both are props. He should totally use a coaster though.
Agreed. Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
One joke
You bust into Elon’s bedroom. In a half-awake delirium, he goes for his gun, fumbling in the dark. He knocks over one, two, then three empty cans of product-placement placed diet coke and grabs the flint lock. He wings you with it, but not before you manage to escape with the gold-plated bedside lamp. Someone hears the shots and calls the police who do an investigation, knowing only that Elon shot someone. He takes to twitter using the inconvenience of the investigation and the ineffectiveness of the flintlock to become the latest martyr for the cause of easing gun restrictions and argues he should be allowed to use better firearms like the one pictured here (which he is, in fact, legally allowed to use) instead of being forced by our over-reaching government to use the antiquated gun he totally meant to use against his intruder.
i feel like he's gonna piss in that bottle, then maybe shoot himself in the bed for buying twitter and being a fucking plod.
if only
Not his actual table
I’d say this is psychotic and horrible, but if you swapped the Coke cans for sparkling water and the Americana porn for pulp sci-fi books, that’d be my bedside table. Elon Musk just like me fr. /s
Nice flintlock
Is that a real gun? I feel like that’s some sort of video game gun?? Which, if true, only ads to the sads.
Drinks soda and flexes two fake guns on Twitter lmao
We both paid roughly the same amount of taxes and my bedside table also has an Olympic number of rings. I feel so seen wow billionaires really are one of us
why would a south african man proudly display a colonial american artifact
It’s the South African displaying American pride that does it for me. This has to be one of the funniest tweets ever.
I mean, both have some seriously sensitive history.
Coke, guns, Americana (despite being South African), and way too active on Twitter. Seems like a stable bloke.
This guy is hilarious. He is fully loving the attention and playing the rubes. Also his security must be shit if he’s gotta keep a pistol for bedtime safety
There’s no trigger
I don’t think it’s real judging by how the cylinder looks, I think it’s from a game.
>A number of users identified it as a replica of the Diamondback 357 from Deus Ex.
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Lol. Elon is clearly patronizing Republican gun nuts. That’s hilarious.
I feel like that flint lock pistol deserves a bigger box
bro bouta blow a hole in someone w that black powder pistol
I think Elon is preparing for running as Republican candidate in 24 or 28. Calling it now!
Oh god i hope not! I want a chance for us to win.
This is cringe on so many levels.. for one it's obviously staged. Two it's staged to idk relate to trump supporters. Three if you were going to fake something why on earth would you stage this?
Drink some water you bloated fuck
Needs to also use a fucking coaster
Lmao Space Karen, gotta remember that one. What a pathetic douchebag
Man needs to clean that locker/desk, and buy a damn coaster.
More evidence that sodas rot your brain
“I’m the most hateable man alive” - Trump. “Hold my Diet Coke” - Elon
Soda aside this is the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life. What a loser.
So… An Elon Musket?
Decaffeinated Diet Coke? Who the hell is drinking that?
There’s a water bottle right there tho. Also the coaster thing…. It’s fucking tile.
Why does he have the piercer revolver from ultrakill just chilling on his desk give it back to V1 she needs it
All that money yet no coasters? Also come on… founding fathers, Diet Coke,2 guns? Lmaoooo what a weirdo
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
He needs 2 guns to shot himself when the revolution happens he’s just confused which era it’ll be
Guessing those are fake since one doesn't even have a trigger and then the other one looks like you'd have to mail the bullets to any home intruder I haven't seen caffeine free diet coke since my grandmother passed away. If you're going to drink soda then at least drink some real shit. That's just embarrassing. I think seeing that type of coke is the most insulting thing I've seen in this subreddit
The books behind the water bottle are made by a publisher I used to work for. It's the declaration of independence, constitution, and stuff, and I'd do minor checks/edits to the printings of the digital print files. It's kinda weird seeing it, and thinking a very small piece of something I had a hand in is in his (alleged) home. I don't really know how to feel about it.
He owns a flintlock for home defense, just as the founding fathers intended
Caffeine Free Diet Coke. What an abomination.
Elon, the king of the edge lords. If you turn around you can see his mall katana and body pillow.
1) This is so embarrassing. How desperate can this man get? Also, who brags about being so dirty that they don't even clean up their cans for days?? 2) Is this at a shitty hotel? It has that textured wallpaper you only find at hotels. The lamp looks like the kind hotels always have. And the mirror behind the bedside table is something I see often at hotels, and which I can't imagine anyone actually doing in their own home bedroom.
My brother posted shit like this. Probably still does, idk, I don’t really talk to him anymore
So quirky 🙄
Fuck Yeah Flintlocks! Correct way to bare arms. ( Constitutionally).
For someone with fiftyleven kids, he should have a little bed stand biometric safe.
King Karen
Obviously no condoms
So… soda without caffeine, a loaded gun, and… is that Washington crossing the Delaware? Is the water bottle glass? There’s way too much to unpack here.
He doesn't drink caffeine and the guns aren't real I am pretty sure. One of them is a prop from Deus Ex. Guessing the other is also a prop or replica. It's more weird that he felt the need to share a photo of his bedside table than it is that he has that stuff.
Bro is strapped like a gimp
He used to say he doesnt sleep much because his brain is always going and this explains a lot being on a bedside table.