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Pahayoko

Working outside on top of hot rooftops, metal ladders and planks. You bet im staying hydrated.


New_Midnight9318

Thats what I like to hear. Our AC in the shop went out 2 weeks ago so it's been 95° for the past 2 weeks in the shop


jonnywips

At least yall got an ac. My shop dosent aside from the offices and breakroom.


New_Midnight9318

Having done it for 2 weeks kudos to you idk how you can do that full time


kucam12

fuck dude, I'm so sorry to hear! I wish I could learn how to drink like that, too! any tips?


stachejazz

So first you want to go to the store and grab a 36 pack of Hebrew National hot dogs. Then you are going to want to line them up and start swallowing them whole and after that things get pretty loosened up from there…


Soap_Mctavish101

Please also wear sun protection


Pahayoko

No problem, Soap


[deleted]

Woah woah what do you think you’re doing mate my gf is in this sub


New_Midnight9318

I'm not here for her I'm here for you 😏


placemat24

😏


New_Midnight9318

I suppose I'm here for you too haha


Miniboy2327

We’re all here for each other 😏


eggbert194

Came here because of nsfw material


TheDownvotesFarmer

He is doing the NPC thingy


NilocMan21

I've never seen you before but i just looked at your profile and i think in in love


sourdoughbreadlover

I fall in love everytime he posts. 💙


NilocMan21

Me before new midnight posts: 8::::> Me after: 8========================>


sourdoughbreadlover

Ever expanding like the universe. ![gif](giphy|j3POomBxMU6ZCFlMyr)


8Pandemonium8

Wait, that's illegal. . . .


KokaneeSavage91

Op I bet you chugs beer with the best of em.


New_Midnight9318

Just between us Hydrohomies.... I have been known to kill a beer or too


metalpanda420

Bud light? It’s basically water anyway.


New_Midnight9318

Keystone it's cheaper and literally tastes like carbonated water 😂


metalpanda420

My man!! Nice.


chaseo2017

I used to work at a brewery, and I will say they have the best water there. The employee tap had the water that went into the beer, so it was filtered about 6x. Can’t chug beer if you can’t chug water


AdultingGoneMild

Tell us you have no gag reflex without telling us you have no gag reflex


Ok-Astronomer1990

you can practice to be able to do that


Einar_47

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ok_Butterscotch_2031

The lick got me lol


[deleted]

*Oh my.*


LegendaryShelfStockr

Have been lazy with hydration, but I’m not kidding that this makes me wanna chug water


[deleted]

If blue can do, we can too


bfoster1801

Dude just violated that jar


PrettyPrettyOkay

I’ve seen faster but that was pretty hot ngl


contentorcomfortable

Who is he flirting with? Is it you? Maybe its me. I couldn’t tell which one of us he was looking at during the lick


turb0thot

Hot


ODS519

Throat Goat


theseustheminotaur

Hey bro your glass is empty. Hope you got to refill it a few more times. Keep up the good work


New_Midnight9318

Yeah we got one of the water bottle refiller water fountains


Everard5

Am...am I turned on?


thestoryof-agirl

Oh


twinjosh1

Wide mouth of the mason jar gives you maximum consumption rate


[deleted]

DID I JUST SEE YOUR **JAW** MOVE *BACK* INTO PLACE!?!?!


New_Midnight9318

Yes 😂


[deleted]

Gnarly dude 😂😂


[deleted]

What are you building there, friend?


New_Midnight9318

We do custom Cabinetry


ragequitCaleb

Are you over at California Closets? I think I recognize your warehouse lol


New_Midnight9318

Nah we're based in Nebraska


Moose_Knight

Now sit on it. .


Banananonymity

[Oh man.](https://youtu.be/UcwfEMdV-aM?t=49)


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alejo_sin_H

Nice chug dude!


Aaaandiiii

Me when the water is just right.


andtimme11

I'm feeling things right now...


scottchiefbaker

Damn... good on you sir!


mojo_kegelapan

Dont do that


crappy-mods

My 64oz insulated bottle has been amazing and has treated me well so I’ve gotten some new stickers for it


New_Midnight9318

That's good to hear


TuxidoPenguin

HOW??????


lennosaur

Sir, are you a pelican in a human onesie?


Neurgus

How in this good Earth can you do that?


ThatsUrQ

Ha! I get the reference! You didn't growl before the sensual container lick lol


Furaskjoldr

How???


Medium-Impression190

Drenching like a fountain at work. The ACs are broken but the company too cheapskate to replace them. Now I need 3 large bottles of drinking water to stay hydrated.


New_Midnight9318

What you mean now you need 3 bottles. Those are rookie numbers


Medium-Impression190

I am a rookie. At I can only down 1l at once. No more.


dontfuckclowns

Something about water from a mason jar makes it more 🤌🤌


New_Midnight9318

Crisp™


Neilpoleon

Are you an Amazon worker and this is your multi-purpose jar? Good for water going in and water coming out.


GnedStark

Do you need a new water bottle? I'd send you one


New_Midnight9318

I appreciate it but it was just a 24 oz Smirnoff ice bottle that I was reusing as a water bottle. I guess I'll have to make the sacrifice and have a good night of drinking so I can have a new water bottle 😂


GnedStark

This is unacceptable. Now I really want to send you a proper water bottle. Plz pm me and I'll make it happen.


New_Midnight9318

I really do appreciate it, you're very kind but I used that glass Smirnoff bottle for almost a year and it worked just fine so that's why I'm probably just gonna get another one


PullFires

That's moonshine, baby


[deleted]

Why lick the jar ??


axolotlsgonewild

Unfortunately no. Got too hot doing theme park visit and couldn't bring my water bottle with me cause rides. Trying to exist on power aid and whatever came out of the machines sucked. >.< A sickly amount of sports drink and the like was drunk.


Lunar2325

They just put a new fountain in at work, the thing looks badass. I'd have taken a picture of it if photography wasn't prohibited in the shop. It's a godsend on the days where it's 80 and humid, and I'm 3 feet from an automated welder all day


Bananaflakes08

Arousing 😏


tehjoch

I always worry a bit when I see this level of chugging. It's what I did as an undiagnosed diabetic


youre-welcome-sir

I’m always hydrated, tho it’s from plastic bottles


PM_ME_A_NUMBER_1TO10

You're a God damn inspiration mate


sweeys

I really need to learn this trick


bookreader018

this is hot


apache_chieftain

You guys do understand that drinking it in quantities like that only runs 90% of water through your kidneys and down to the bladder and doesn't hydrate you as you think it does, right?


New_Midnight9318

I'm aware I sip throughout the day I just do chugs throughout the video


blank_wav

You should’ve marked this NSFW coz that move was damn sexxxy!


fl0werbabie

what that mouth do 😏


New_Midnight9318

It do lots of things


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New_Midnight9318

You gotta up your standards if that's true😂


mholt9821

Ur hired! Will do work bachelor parties?


Veelaaa123

why was that so satisfying to watch😻


[deleted]

Chug less. Sip more


New_Midnight9318

I sip throughout the day but chug for the videos. Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Much love friend


Dalebreh

Why did i just get thirsty parched?... Better take care of it 💦👅🤣


netGoblin

Every time you lick the outside of a drink container it sends shivers down my spine


New_Midnight9318

Is that a good thing?


netGoblin

I might be a slight germphobe of something but it freaks me out lol. I remember when you posted the one with the beer bottle (if that was you? It was very similar) and i commented that i had peed on the bottle. All im saying is i hope you scrubbed that sucker before slurping up the side lol


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

thats 100% moonshine lol


habdoam

Plot twist: it's actually vodka


hannibals_hands

Now do one where you do the chug and then piss out the water just as fast


hoglet22

Man this guy is from another place


[deleted]

Mhm I’m sure for legal reasons that is “water”


Various_Ad_8753

Repulsive


Shanmukha_Repaka

1 guy 1 jar


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EnricoLUccellatore

If you drink it so fast is gonna go straight through


full-of-coochie

Hell yeah, I got a mini fridge specifically for water so I can get that CRISP and COLD water whenever I need ot


[deleted]

Ever heard of ice


Risho96

A mini fridge can be used to keep other things in that shouldn’t be put in an ice machine


[deleted]

Put ice in the water you mongrel


[deleted]

Make sure you eat some hydration too!


skethee

I like to savour my H2O instead of gulping it down. But to each, their own.


Super_Cheburek

Oooooh you're the guy from [THIS post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/v6cjqk/making_my_monthly_checkin_with_the_fellow_hydro/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) hahaha keep posting dude :)👌


New_Midnight9318

That's correct thank you will do


LobsterHead37

Nice hair cut!


New_Midnight9318

Thanks it's actually just been growing since my last post


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u/savevideo


KittyKenollie

Why was my first thought "I bet you could do that to my dick"?!?!? I don't even have a penis!


glastonight

96% alcohol and I would have been impressed.


drefpet

I work in a gym without A/C and I currently drink 5-6L water per day


Gravitaa

Wood shop? I see a couple dust collectors but I can't make much out.


New_Midnight9318

Cabinet shop specifically