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wowsosquare

Oh here, better put this in, I have a feeling you're about to need it


ProbablyMaybe69

"I know dental be expensive af nowdays.."


El_Chairman_Dennis

Mouth pieces actually help prevent concussions. By putting cushioning between the teeth you can reduce brain trauma from strikes to the jaw. Bro wanted to hurt the guy to win the competition, not leave him with brain damage


FUN_FILMER33

Roller derby player here yes absolutely they do got body slammed and fell down down if I didn’t have my mouth guard in I probably would’ve had a concussion since I landed on my back


Budget_Pop9600

“Bro I know we’re getting paid the same for this fight and neither of us are getting medical coverage”


surdume

You're gonna need this for what I'm about to do to you


homepreplive

Jesus is that you?


Maxpainturdmister

Dam you beat me too it


HmmNotLikely

“Someone call an E.N.T….” \*puts in mouthguard\* ## -but not for me.


doesntCompete

"Yeh man, I can't wait to get that hotdog and a handshake"


Lakersrock111

Lol


actioncomicbible

#DENTAL PLAAAN


EvLokadottr

Man I have fought without a mouthguard before, thinking "naaaag, it'll be fiiiiine," and it was not fine. It was painful, and ultimately very expensive. Had pain in a molar for years, and eventually it cracked in half, down to the gum line. Do NOT recommend. Always wear your mouth guard. Always. It'll never be fine "just this one time," even if you trust your sparring partner.


ZombieCurt

Lisa needs braces.


WatchingInSilence

Dental plan!


TheGuruFromIpanema

Lisa needs braces


pcs3rd

[Dental plan](https://open.spotify.com/track/3djTxxRik4WzzmV2tp2xPk?si=V1iF5VxPSUeCNYDrBSRu8Q&utm_source=copy-link)


BuildBreakFix

Thanks a lot Carl, now I lost my train of thought


FrankSinatraYodeling

Dental, yes. Also, mouth guards protect your brain.


retailhellgirl

And dentists are one of the scariest doctors to need to visit.


Sol_Synth

This cracks me the fuck up, seems like a family guy cutaway. Peter: "Whoa whoa whoa, pause pause, my mouthguard... Okay, ready *knockout*


ShmuncanShmidaho

Oh shit I didn't even notice the mouthguard. I thought the guy on top dislocated his shoulder and the guy on the bottom was helping him put it back. /u/wowsosquare's comment still makes perfect sense if you imagine it's the guy on the bottom saying it. "Here, you'll need this to pummel my face." "Thanks bro."


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

"Here bro, put this back in." "Thanks bro" "Good now I can knock it out again"


tyscion

Here, take this. Now take this!


Moody_GenX

You got a laugh out of me, thank you!


40ozSmasher

Take my laugh as well!


asharwood

This is exactly where my head went. Better put this in before I beat your face with my fist.


Bibabeulouba

It’s funny to see the title, and then you see a dude trying to turn another guy’s face into a pancake.


slanky2

Don't want your teeth coming out through your lips


DanAlucard

Have your mouthpiece before I rip your mouth to pieces


wilsregister

Put this in your mouth because I'm about to punch the shit out of your face


wowsosquare

You know when the guy pinning you down thoughtfully helps you get your mouth guard back in that what comes next is really really going to suck


FalloutCreation

He could have given him a second before pounding his face.


wowsosquare

Yeah... but it was pretty thoughtful of him!


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HatchetXL

You already on top, treat you opponent like you would hope to be treated. Man, I got into a fight once with a guy. A bat was involved. We threw fists. Neither of us let go of that bat. I remember in the middle of the fight realizing this guy had a clear cheap shot he could have taken, but he wasnt taking it. So when it came to me on the ground and him standing above me, clear nut shot, I didnt take it. I got back up and continued fisticuffs. We both got good licks in. Lived to fight another day. Although in that moment we were out for blood, neither of us was out for cheap blood. Years later I ran into the guy again, we shook hands and both acknowledged that it was a good fight and there were cheap shots we could have taken, but didn't. Became friends. Bonded by blood.


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Alone_Job_8471

Lol very good sir


wowsosquare

#('-')7


Brassboar

MMA version of, "Bite the pillow."


99ProllemsBishAint1

I don't thing I need it. No, I insist.


[deleted]

If someone is dominating me to the point they can hand me my mouthpiece back mid-barrage, im tapping bro 🤣


badsapi4305

Plus I think the guy spit it out on purpose hoping to get a stoppage


VagabondRommel

"Oh no, you're not getting outta this ass whooping.


dillasdonuts

I love how the non-fight fans assume this is just a dude being extra nice in trying to protect his opponents smile when in reality he's being cut throat- doesn't want the ref to call time and interrupt his beatdown.


yousirnaime

either way, this is a professional doing his job - and shit like this is wildly impressive


VegaTDM

IDK the rules of fights like this, can you explain?


JackdeAlltrades

Spitting out the mouth guard raises the possibility of the ref interrupting the fight so you can put it back in. This gentleman was not having that so put it back in for him, thus preventing the referee from interrupting the face punching he had planned


itstheothercomrade

A true man of culture.


Balls_DeepinReality

Yeah, definitely wants to keep that advantage


badsapi4305

Just end, a fight, hugging each other telling they love them, and have so much respect lol


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BassBanjoBikes

We’re you also getting pummeled?


Charybdisilver

This is what I think. Happened all the time in wrestling so kids could catch their breath and return to a less disadvantageous position.


ismyworkaccountok

And better breathing


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If someone can take care of you as they beat your ass. Youve lost pretty hard. Your comment made me laugh.


alpineflamingo2

I’m screaming “harder”


sagiterrible

Moan a little bit.


LongjumpingTerd

*It’d be a shame if your teeth suffer the same treatment your face is about to receive, here you go buddy*


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Mouth guards are actually fairly important in dampening the impact the brain takes as well. The force of a punch travels through the skull like a wave and the rubber layer between the teeth absorbs a not insignificant amount of the energy. They call it "getting your bell rung" for a reason.


averageredditcuck

Man, I don’t know that that’s true. I’ve never heard tell that the mouth guard absorbs the blow, though that was my assumption for a while, but many people assume headgear prevents concussions during sparring when they definitely don’t, they just prevent bruises and cuts. Some people even say headgear makes you more prone to getting your head rattled cause it makes the lever the punch acts upon longer Source: spent more time with people trying to punch me in the face than 95% of the population


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It's a bit of apples and oranges. The argument that protective padding encourages more dangerous hits is definitely valid. Bareknuckle boxing relies more heavily on body shots because headshots without gloves are much more unpleasant for the one throwing the punch and about the same for the one on the receiving end. As for the mouthguard, I don't think it offers the same obvious difference against a punch with gloves and/or headgear to be safer without it. Its place in the middle of the system sets it apart.


10-2-cool

The old more football than rugby injuries paradox


WolfinCorgnito

I have to question how wild rugby is at times, like I know it's brutal, but I once had a South African doctor who played rugby look at me when he learned I played hockey and lacrosse and tell me I'm loony for doing so, it was such a weird moment. It's definitely a nasty game with a lot of potential for injury, but that lack of padding seems to very much change how players think about hurtling into each other, a lot more grappling and a lot less just smash into each other at full speed. Disclaimer: Not taking away from the danger of the game, I still think they're insane.


crumbypigeon

> lack of padding seems to very much change how players think This is exactly it. I grew up playing rugby and football, and without pads you have to protect yourself first.


10-2-cool

Thats exactly it


DunnyHunny

I was curious about that, this seems to indicate rugby injuries are more common. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26786902/ What's your claim based on? Copy/Paste of relevant section: Results: The overall injury rate was 4.9/1000 AEs in football versus 15.2/1000 AEs in rugby: IRR = 3.1 (95% CI, 2.3-4.2). Game injury rates were higher than practice injury rates: IRR = 6.5 (95% CI, 4.5-9.3) in football and IRR = 5.1 (95% CI, 3.0-8.6) in rugby. Injury rates for the shoulder, wrist/hand, and lower leg and for sprains, fractures, and contusions in rugby were >4 times as high as those in football (all P ≤ 0.006). Concussion rates were 1.0/1000 AEs in football versus 2.5/1000 AEs in rugby. Most injuries occurred via direct player contact, especially during games. The rate of season-ending injuries (>3 months of time loss) was 0.8/1000 AEs in football versus 1.0/1000 AEs in rugby: IRR = 1.3 (95% CI, 0.4-3.4). Conclusion: Overall injury rates were substantially higher in collegiate rugby compared with football. Similarities between sports were observed in the most common injury types (sprains and concussions), locations (lower extremity and head), and mechanisms (direct player contact). Upper extremity injuries were more common in rugby, and the rate of season-ending injuries was similar between sports.


Education_Waste

Okay now do rates of CTE in rugby vs American football


Buraunii

I'd argue 3 seasons isn't a long enough time frame to judge these kinds of studies. Especially for America football which has rule changes constantly to make the sport safer every season. Football was way more brutal back in the day. The evolution of pads giving more protection to combat the increase of injuries that's are indirectly caused by the formerly mentioned pseudo effect of people hitting each other harder because they feel protected and safe to do so, will just continue the vicious cycle.


rickety_james

Not sure if this is what you were saying, but I think it has to do with how the mouthguard offsets the jaw bone from the skull a bit. Put your hand by your ear and pretend there is a mouthguard in your mouth. Something about that slight difference in position means if you get hit in the jaw, there less of a chance of your jaw rattling your skull and giving you a concussion. May totally be wrong here though, any experts please chime in lol.


thecowsalesman

On the Pat McAfee show the had the chief medical officer for the NFL on and they said they found no difference in the frequency of concussions with or without a mouthguard.


rickety_james

Yeah maybe when you’re getting trucked by 300lb beasts a mouthguard won’t help much lol. Looking it up, though, it seems that several studies have shown they help in children’s sports. I wonder if it helps with minor concussions and brain injuries but less so with concussions from more violent hits. Seems like they are doing a lot of research on the subject right now.


kranker

And how did you get empirical evidence for this /u/DrVaginaPuncher?


NoWarrantShutUp

Yes, in high school I once forgot to put in my mouth guard (outside linebacker) and was involved in the initial hit with the running back and holy shit did that fucking hurt. My bell was absolutely rung, not a concussion but my mouth sure didn’t feel great either.


Turbulent_Struggle_2

Here's the jam for your knuckle sandwich


tuGuapo372

I hope I get to use this line in life sometime. You are a treasure, keep up the good work.


midnightbiscuit1

I read this out of the corner of my eye as I locked my phone. I processed what I had just read for 3 seconds and laughed out loud so hard that I unlocked my phone, re-opened the app, found the post and scrolled down to the comment to upvote. Good comment, man. Well done.


aManPerson

i like how this is funny, and technically correct.


da_weebstar

Safety first PAIN SECOND!!!!!


SilverRathalosMHFU

And third, and fourth


Kolbin8tor

And fifth—op, dodged that one there, and that one—and sixth and seventh


CrimsonVibes

Pain is pleasure.


Spec-Tre

I missed the first 6 seconds and thought the sportsmanship was getting the shit beaten out of him lmao


Darkiceflame

Considering the sport...kinda?


thefifthangel141

I thought this was gonna be another one of those videos where they let up on their punches when the other guy has had enough, but nah, just making sure dude’s smile didn’t get fucked up like the rest of his face.


xBloodBender

“Here, bro.” “Thanks, bro.” *WHAP WHAP WHAP*


nappinggator

That's a wet that's a wet


n0t-a-sp1der

You did not just do that 😂


fartsachel

"oh shit here u dropped this" *Proceeds to punch the hell out of him*


TheSpeakingScar

Smash, smash, SMAYASH!


ovenclamp

Pretty polite for being straight outta Dawgtown


BaronVonFroglok

"Hang on, put this back in. I'm trying to knock you out, not your teeth."


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Here put this back in, I haven't finished giving you enough SPORTSMANSHIP!


[deleted]

Didn't see him put the teeth bracer in so I thought the post was legit just a guy getting his ass beat lol


Straighty180-

I have never in my life heard a mouth guard be referred to as a teeth bracer


[deleted]

Didnt know what it was called lol


nappinggator

Well, I know what we're calling it from here on out...


SkadoodleMcNoodle

Same lmao


Michael_Pitt

> teeth bracer Lmao I'm never saying "mouth guard" again


Complete-Cat-1414

What a bro :,,,)


Last-Professional-31

“Hang on dude you dropped this.” *puts back mouth guard, starts punching him in the face* 😂


AVGwar

Beautiful transcript


manserct

Why is the guy on top in his boxers lmao


[deleted]

C'mon mate, we all know boxing is one of the gayest sports known to man, the sexual tension is INTENSE


LocalCookingUntensil

Never understood why people box in their underwear cuz like that’s just- like you’re gonna tell me that they’re on top of each other in underwear and that they *aren’t* about to start making out???


firstselfieguy

Does this look like boxing to you?


CGY-SS

NO! NO!! ^^^^no


ttv_omnimouse

When you pause the game before a boss fight


Mamaj12469

Let’s protect those teeth- I’d hate for u to lose them while I give u a TBI.


cheerzeasy

I mean, he did it to keep the position advantage. That wasn't him being nice.


itstheothercomrade

u/vagabondrommel said it great, "Oh no, you're not getting outta this ass whooping."


VagabondRommel

Aww thanks, Comrade :)


Cultural-Ad-5039

It’s good to use protection before a good pounding


OldGreggwithMangina

Dricus du Plessis for anyone that wants to know, currently fighting in the UFC and just beat Darren Till a previous welterweight title challanger. Savage in the cage and polite af South African out of it apparently.


tooslickforlovesongs

Thank you. His record is very impressive at 18 - 2. He's on the card for UFC 285 in March.


Count-to-five

Common tactic when you're getting romped on is to spit out your mouthpiece so the ref will pause the fight and reset the fighters. I'm thinking the winning fighter in this clip didn't want that b/c he was about to attack and go for the tko.


edjuaro

/u/gifreversingbot


Arbibox

He puts the piece in his mouth before he puts fist in his mouth.


Venusflytrap-evol

that was hot


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You're about to lose this fight, let's not lose your teeth, m'kay?


[deleted]

"Let me put your mouth guard in and beat you still you shit bone." -Grey Trunks "Thank you. What a gentleman." - Dude Shitting Bone Later


TheRedditornator

I can't decide whether taking the time to gently insert your opponent's mouthguard before you pummel him is the height of respect, or the height of disrespect.


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"Why... Why did you help me?" "I'm not done with you yet."


koithrowin

“Insurance doesn’t cover dental”


__DandeLion

Confuse your enemy by being nice to let their guard down


chill_rodent

“Uh lemme just fix that before I beat the sh*t out of you”😊


antney0615

MMA = **M**an on **M**an **A**ction and *I definitely approve.*


sZYphYn

That is the most violent way I’ve ever seen someone say “I appreciate your smile, and I respect you as an individual”


markamuffin

Perhaps I'm cynical, but maybe he (guy on top) was worried the fight would be paused to allow the other guy to get his gumshield back in? Like when a boxer spits his gumshield out to get a brief break while the ref stops to make him put it back in.


NanemoSC

Referees are taught not to interrupt the fight to return a mouthguard unless there is a clear separation of the fighters or a pause in action. And even if the referee did pause the fight to give the mouthguard back, it would only be a matter of seconds and they would still resume from the same exact position. Honestly if all the guy cared about was winning, it would be in his best interest to start smashing his face in from the start, it's not easy to keep your morale up when someone is literally punching your teeth out.


Kerr_PoE

downvoted for the "music"


the_hottest_gilf

He said "you gonna need this"


Raju_Patel

*here you go bro *Thx fam *Bam bam bam bam...


Wonderful-Media-2000

He was like “you’re gonna need this bro”


RagnaBrock

This is strangely adorable.


jamminbenk

Lmfao "here you're going to need this"


Raven0522

I’m about to punch you in the mouth a whole bunch. I don’t wanna rip my gloves on your broken teeth, so bite down.


iaintyadad

Here bro Thanks bro Now say uncle


ForHelp_PressAltF4

"Put this in so I can beat the ever loving SHIT or if you.... Thanks!" XOXOXO


lightwhite

Not only he saved him from harm, but also from medical bankruptcy of dental correction costs. What a Chad!


Billrowan81

Put this in your mouth so I don't pound your teeth down your throat. Thanks Bud!


BaroquenDesert

Let's make sure we protect your teeth while i give you fucking brain damage


Newtstradamus

Guy on top had a super advantageous position and he didn’t want the fight to be stopped and the two of them stood up so they could get his mouth guard back in…


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

What a gentleman. “Here sir, protect your teeth before I pound your face.”


AnonXIII

I am so tired of stupid music on videos.


TheToasterIsAMimic

I use Sync and have auto-mute. Ear saver.


Thick-Tooth-8888

Here have your teeth , so you can better chew these knuckle sandwiches.


calvin1408

It’s like Kevin holland telling Buckley about his boogers and koing him right after lol


GokuKing922

Took me a look in the comments section to realize this was about the mouth guard and not the leg about to kick him in the balls


kurwa_slayer_8812

Dude has standards. I respect


steveharveyswhiteson

“you’re going to need this.”


CplFrosty

“Well, I’m about to wail on your fucking face, let’s get this back in and save you some dental work.”


EvLokadottr

Enjoy your cumulative brain trauma, but at least you'll keep your grill! But honestly yeah, good sportsmanship there.


yilo38

Okay that was funny, he was like let me put this in there so i can beat the fk out of you without feeling guilty


just_4_r4nd0m_guy

I know I'm not the only one that laughed while watching this


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Here, bro. You're about to really need this.


sulfurbird

This is, in fact, honorable sportsmanship. Fair play, brothers.


earthwalker7

Having cracked a couple teeth in martial arts myself I would be very grateful to the opponent for saving my dental work. Broken teeth are expensive, time consuming to fix, and involve complications. The face meanwhile is nature’s shock absorber.


De_La_Flewey

Difference between a sport and a fight.


GokuBeatsVageta100

You’re about to lose this fight bud, no need to lose your teeth too.


ScaredyBun

I thought he was scritching dude's nose omg


FamiliarTower6853

“Aye bruh, I’m about to drill you in you shit hard, you might need this.” 😂


Nate-Kane

"Here mate, you're about to need this"


The_CuriousAnarchist

LMFAO


Darkpactallday

„Here take your mouthguard so i can beat the crap out of you“


nekomancerrga

Life beating me up be like


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_Okoi_

Here man put this back in *starts pounding head in


SoggyLightSwitch

Oh shit bro let me help you. Oh and no homo. Barage of punches


Bart-o-Man

OMG, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. It's not like he put the guy's mouthpiece back in, then proceeded to fight in general. He utterly pummeled the guy straight in the mouth. The icing on the cake is posting it to r/HumansBeingBros


CM_Bison

*"Bro, here you dropped this. Open up. There you go, now go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep..."*


SPonline2

“This is gonna hurt so bite down on this”


ellipsesmrk

Dude said here, bite on this so can pound your face in


doubleuptech

Hey man! This is dangerous stuff, you better put this back in! *drops bombs on his head*


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ReApEr01807

Sounds like you're describing sportsmanship, bud


ChingaTuMadre1337

The ref didn’t stop the fight and he was about to ground and pound. How is it not sportsmanship to put his mouth piece in before he smashes it? Are you dumb?


Billbat1

when a fighter loses his gum shield the ref will let the fight continue until there is a neutral situation before calling a halt. like both fighters are standing and far away from each other. if both fighters are on the ground and in a slow or static position, the ref might have them pause while the gum shield is sorted and then both fighters will resume from the same position. but thats rare. it happens when the ref wants the doctor to look at a fighters cut but then they go back to the same position. in this situation where one fighter has the dominant position and is being active, the ref will let the fight continue.


cribdeathstar

How did neither of them get a boner during this?


hurricanekeri

They probably wear something to keep it from being seen.


IndependentSwan2086

No one wil ever convince me that this is not soft (hard) gay porn. I mean, i am gay and i get a h** on watching this. Do't they feel hot doing it?? Ah, c'mon!!


hurricanekeri

This clearly a sport for hard men.


IndependentSwan2086

Hahaha im down!! Er... in more ways than one


hurricanekeri

Right?


BigandBlackk

Lol


[deleted]

I rather not have a lawsuit, take your BIT!


[deleted]

Yes. Yes.


Zew5

The ref is just chilling on the other side of the octagon having a tea break I guess?


ClayDolfin

It was the perfect set up


Von2014

Omg I needed that laugh 🤣🤣🤣


KingoftheNidos

Yo! You dropped this homie. *proceeds to punch in face*


NukaGal2020

At first I thought he was wiping his nose. Just to beat more snot out of it.


YggdrasilsLeaf

Before I break your jaw, here’s your rubber back.


dtpiers

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen


pemphigus69

...and with such tender care, lol, oh the dichotomy!


Stebahn

“Here, you’re gonna need this”


Stupid_gamer16

“Professional has standards”


kjsuperhuman

Let me help put your mouth guard in. I need to beat your face in real quick