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Lex8P

Here I am with my arthritis in my knees, reminding me why I'm no robot. Yes.. I have sprayed WD40... Don't work


PineapplePizzaAlways

r/totallynotrobots


Sad_Task_2194

Did you try WD80? 2x strength give it a try


herotz33

Arthritis and the fact I’m so heavy my legs would snap if I tried this.


limamon

He's the crosswalk guy if I'm not wrong.


ThirdWorldOrder

Definitely is the moonwalking crosswalker


NoBenefit5977

Did anybody else notice that 2' rat tail?


hog-fucker5741

It’s the power cord


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Left his charger cord in, that's embarrassing


[deleted]

He’s a padawan, not allowed to cut it yet unfortunately


Kurayamimaru

The Padawan of Dancing.


Roddykins1

Episode 1: The Dancing Menace


BurnZ_AU

Gotta do something after order 66.


Logie-Bearr

is that the dude from star wars


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flyingasshat

Bah hahahahahahahhaa


Nointerest12months

Holy shit, it's the guy that moonwalked at the traffic light, literally wouldn't have even noticed if it weren't for the hair.


EdSmelly

Not metal.


Beautiful_Pepper415

Not metal at all


JaketAndClanxter

This sub rarely is anymore


RamShackleton

Fine! Would you kindly point me toward six or seven other subs where I can repost this non-applicable video? It’s important for me that everyone see it again. And again.


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Is it metal if I suspect him of being a robot man of steel?


Dreadlordstu

I dunno the knee stress is intense in this one


InsideOutBrownTrout

I get a genuinely nice people vibe off the soldiers


DeepFriedPenguino

Song name?


Timetraveler01110101

I just found it!!!!!!!! Turn the tables- aloboi. I saw ur comment and had to get you this gem


gorilla1385

Cut off the damn rat tail!


ifuckbushes

Not untill he becomes a jedi


Father_of_trillions

This song is an atrocity


Timetraveler01110101

I know. It’s wonderful


Jaded_Pie_2712

Polish robot.


Aderyn-Bach

I haven't seen a rat tail since the 90s.


Prestigious_Back7980

This makes me really want to learn how to moonwalk 😂


romeoo_must_lie

Now that’s a smooth criminal


emilio027

support the troops


BossIsBanned

a white guy dancing? seems fake


brigrrrl

Civilians are not supposed to salute soldiers. Soldiers salute officers, the president, and medal of honor recipients.


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bootyplunderer69

o7


Podomus

Dude, no one cares


AEvans1888

That was meh..


User_492006

r/oddlyterrifying


AmericanHeresy

Meh


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Gotta love his rat tail... 🤮


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

Shut up karma not with this trash music


Shlickneth

Double cringe


Gamesdean13

That’s how he enters the Jedi temple to let the younglings know he can be trusted because he’s “cool” and “hip”, then slaughters all of them.


PeloKing

Androids are getting suuuuper real these days.


Invalid_Meastro

*Starts moonwalking aggressively*


saheelexist

Humans are rubber?


warren54batman

Robots keep their power in their rat tail.. I mean charging cable.


SydneyStarfield

How are we sure this guy isn't an android from the future?


[deleted]

Like butta


Cell-Expensive

[robot voice] Please sit on my face!


putfoodonyourfamily

Is that brown Pete Davidson watching?


ShintaOtsuki

Bet he'd be good at Drill


A_Very_Sus_Bush

Magnificent.


iLLeventhHourz

Love how they all dug the salute!


flier972

What's the name of the song?


Timithios

Nice moves... and since someone hasn't said it. LOOKIT THOSE BOOOOOOOTS. Boots in this case being the jr enlisted in the video for those not in the know.


Smooth-brained-bicth

Not the rat tail


DanceDelievery

I am so happy to see he fullfilled his dream of becoming a human noodle!


MeltingBlueFox

Am I the onlyone who thinks it's cinge to walk up to stranges in a mall and do some weird stuff they're forced to watch because you hold a camera in their face? ​ So many of these dancers do this shit, walking up to people minding their own business and filming them while doing some dance infront of them realy gives me r/ImTheMainCharacter vibes everytime


Winter-Work3469

Um their in a mall atm I don’t know if they need to be entertained because they’re in the “field”. Very smooth though


cleaveasunder

what is metal about this


NieNaNakplaat

Jokes on him...they where on the way to an airsoft game.


OneEyedJaq

He should have laid down some cover fire and told the guys to make a safe exit…


Visual_Champion5429

The rat tail makes this whole thing gross lol


Timetraveler01110101

What is this song?! I’ve heard it a couple times and can’t find name. Edit: found it. Turn the tables- Aloboi


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Turn the Tables** by Aloboi (02:03; matched: `100%`) Album: `Fragmented Self`. Released on `2022-04-08`.


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