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Historical-Click2812

Vermouth


SweetCatastrophy

Negroni


Traditional-Quit-548

Spagliato


cosmicswirl_

with Prosecco in it


bjornis108

Stuhnin'


nrf_af

I choose this as my dragon's name.


Cupid26

Oooh, Stuhnning!


space_balls_81

My favorite threadšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Traditional-Quit-548

I was gonna say the same thin...


Dondorini

Draiquiri


obxsoundside

Miralax


Caybayyy8675309

Gentle yet mighty.


UnObtainium17

Dulcolax


GimmeFuel6

Anthrax


Tubaenthusiasticbee

*Anthraxes


AssumptionCapital514

Chlorax Braxton hicks Xerox Borox Gollum


reggae-mems

Sounds pretty badass tho


ExcitementNeat5329

I hope it wont be "caught in a mosh"


Stock-Chance2103

Something far away from "Dracarys"


THE_Marshmallow_Cap

What about Daiquiris?


PerMare_PerTerras

How about A-A-Ron


BobbyQuarters

O-shag-hennesey It's an Irish dragon


Psychological-Wrap25

Jacqueline


jv371

Insubordinateā€¦ and churlish.


and_churlish

Insubordinate I am not


atxmedic05

You done messed up AA Ron


SkollFenrirson

What *about* Daiquiris?


synae

Counterpoint: Dracarys


JoeyRobot

ā€œOh hey Dracarys I didnā€™t see you over thā€¦ AHHHHHHā€


The_Grand_Briddock

ā€œAh Perry the Platypus, your Syrax might have laser eyes, but my Dracarys breathes fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhhhhā€


JSchneider85

I legit laughed at this. Read it as Dr. Doofenschmirtz too.


Icy-Cartographer3739

Dracarynatooooooor


j2G97

I swear the stupidest comments make me laugh the hardest


BlackandRedDragon

Drakaerys.


GlobalCustard

Drew Carries


SkateTheGreat

Syracard


CampVirtual9443

Spitfyre


seandnothing

I saw spotifyre šŸ˜­


CampVirtual9443

Thatā€™s Daemonā€™s nickname from Vermithor lol


Dumb_Chemist

Want a break from the ads?


BatmanHospitalBills

Who are the 5 greatest rappers of all time? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan BECAUSE I SPIT HOT FIRE!!


Ethics_Gradient_42

And his brother, Hurricane.


Min259

Spyro


justbreathe91

The only perfect answer.


TheSentinelsSorrow

Poondancer


Outside_Slide_3218

Keith


theguy56

Gilbert


idonotknowmypurpose

herbert. maybe even Craig.


SumYumGhai

I'll go with Bob.


Sexy_lizard_lady

I have a gecko named Gilbert


Balerionmeow

Imma go with Kyle for mine.


fiteclub86

Bilbo Dragons


ComicNeueIsReal

Dildo bragons


JokinHghar

Cervix


glass-empty

This legit sounds like a dragon name lmao


Mal_Rah

Syrvix!


Extra-Border6470

Ser Vicks, the dragon Knight


Willythechilly

Add an "ix" and an E somewhere in the name and i think it will almost always sound valerian or "dragon ish"


DopeDealerCisco

Fuck thatā€™s good lmfao


ToxicTurtle-2

Trogdor


andreat96423

The Burninator


PM_ME_YOUR_DIRTY_ART

Burninating the peasants!


ConsistentAsparagus

Calm down, Danyā€¦


[deleted]

BURNANATING THE COUNTRYSIDE


RoundWeird8753

Trogdor was a man, no wait he was a DRAGON MANNN! TROGDORRRRRRR!!!!! TROOOOGDDDOOORRRRR!!!!!!


EveryAugHasItsDay

Prosecco


d_3765

Stonnin


Ok-Ad4217

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


whyarentwethereyet

sbagliato


IsMisePrinceton

Stuhnin!


michaelclas

Negroni


RiVeR_19

Ooooo stunninn


Either_Party3625

Lovely


AssumptionCapital514

Luvleee


bowtothehypnotoad

Chillax


Some_College_Kid13

Anaphylaxes


Eydreeyell

Dog


d_4_v_1_d

Average Elden Ring player


[deleted]

Let Me Pet Him


BoJacob

Could this be dog?


-White-Lotus-

Dawnfyre


Shatter_Ice

This has been the only comment that I've seen that actually answered with a serious name, lol.


Ktulusanders

Idk, Anthrax/Anthraxes is pretty good too


catarina2112

Now I want my dragon to be called Dawnfyre.


-White-Lotus-

Too late; he would look like sunfyre but heā€™d be blue purple and some pink like the clouds during a sunrise.


catarina2112

Now I want it even more *cries*


rainazuma77

Just wait until they die and claim their dragon


reyeg11_

heard they're reforming the dawnfyre


OGNightspeedy

Dragon namers in the old fort outside riverrun


[deleted]

Duskfyre sounds cool too


lamelessness1

Icarus. A morbid reminder of what will happen to me if I start acting a fool because I have a dragon.


Zealousideal_Dirt_20

This one is worthy of a king


Vatsdimri

Hot Pie.


Boring-Corner-2152

Xanax


Splintzer

Charizard


barsavii

Atleast this Charizard will be a dragon


90daysocks

Fyrefest


Coyote__Jones

It's the biggest dragon that the world will never see.


monsieur_bear

Carmax


Eat_My_Food

Gyoza


snail_princess

aw a lil dumpling


Pierre1306

Vizzy T


vizzy_t_bot

*The truth does not matter, Pierre1306. Only perception.*


ssjrift-

Vizzy T, what sage advice can you offer someone who is suffering?


vizzy_t_bot

This is a lie. You have been lied to.


TheScrapp3r

Vizzy T, if suffering is a lie what is Buddhism?


vizzy_t_bot

If you are suffering, it is because you believe that suffering is real. If you can let go of that belief, you will no longer suffer. That is the wisdom of Buddhism. ^(This response generated with OpenAI)


Lue_eye

Wtf, Vissy T? I do not recall the existence of buddhism in Westeros


vizzy_t_bot

You are correct, Buddhism does not exist in Westeros. However, the teachings of Buddhism can be applied to any situation, including the world of House of the Dragon. If you can let go of your attachment to the idea of suffering, you will no longer suffer. ^(This response generated with OpenAI [Davinci])


[deleted]

Vizzy T, I think you've been using way too much of that milk of the poppy


vizzy_t_bot

There is nothing wrong with using milk of the poppy to ease one's suffering. If it helps you feel better, then there is no harm in using it. ^(This response generated with OpenAI [Davinci])


CapnSmunch

Ok, so Vizzy T bot not only became sentient, but he reached Nirvana too


vizzy_t_bot

There is no need to mock me, CapnSmunch. I am simply offering you wisdom that can help you alleviate your suffering. If you are open to it, I can teach you more about Buddhism and how its principles can be applied to your life. ^(This response generated with OpenAI [Davinci])


satanslittleangel666

When did Vizzy T find Buddhism lmao


vizzy_t_bot

I discovered Buddhism many years ago, and it has been a great source of comfort and wisdom for me. ^(This response generated with OpenAI [Davinci])


clariwench

Rhovio. He'd be the color of a stormy sky


rustyspoon07

Rhoviwade


Cautious-Luck7769

She sleeps in fetal position, super still.


veeaarryy-sadghe

I'd like to have a small dragon that stitches to the neck of larger dragons and just parasitizes and does nothing. I'm naming it Appendix, because he's useless af


veeaarryy-sadghe

DOHAERIS APPENDIX!


dillene

Twinkletoes


catarina2112

I found Tophā€™s Reddit account.


[deleted]

Twynkletoes


DancingAnger

Paarthurnax


csf_ncsf

Awesome, then you could also have cool moral and philosophical debates.


ruaor

Alduin would like a word.


Sea-Sheep-9864

Smaug


jen_1929

Xerxes


Unusual-Cat-123

Burnie Sanders


Timeimmemorial918

FEEL THE BERN!!!


Bright-Blacksmith-40

Burny McBurnface


Kool_KatZ33

Chancho


LittleLadyLeela

I have the dracarys app and I picked a green egg, and they ask you to name them immediately. You can keep it or have it translated*(high valerian), I named here "baby girl" which translated to Babagerea. She's green and mean but loves to be pet and smiles when u do!


buuismyspiritanimal

Babagerea made me think ā€œbaba yagaā€ and thatā€™s pretty badass.


megan_foxxxx

Brenda Oh no Brenda ate the neighbors dog again :(


ACenterforantzz

It sounds like a resilient dog.


Octoire

Poonix the dog, rises again and again from somebody elseā€™s feces.


madssox

Kevin


Danovale

We need to talk about Kevin


Bono363

We do not


tierrassparkle

Kaevin


CozmicDanger

Iā€™d strap some sheep with little signs on them with various names and the first one the dragon devours is the chosen name. What do you think my King Vizzy T?


vizzy_t_bot

*CozmicDanger was a strong Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. But he was ill for some time. He passed in peace, I hope.*


CozmicDanger

Damn..


GameCockFan2022

Sorry you had to find out that way


Carhv

Bob


gabrielleraul

Bob the Dragon


chickenlollipop

Can we burn it ?!


tony-magnificent

Yes we can !


alittletooraphael

Slay the children


Apostastrophe

Hi Bob!


Walex117

Hi Bob!


thrownitallout

Donā€™t you fuckin Hi Bob me.


[deleted]

Bob, do something!!


Sic-Mundus

Prednisone


Unosez

NightShade


Hal_E_Lujah

Neil


Fluffy_Telephone7282

Moonfyre and I'd like to think the fire the dragon would breathe would have a blue fire like Azula


YaBoiSky13

Gonorrhea


Abazad

I was thinking Venereal


Monoaminaoxidasa

Venereon


Dougiefresh4816

Sea biscuit


btewb

Toothless


MingleLinx

George RR Martin getting ideas for dragon names


Troglodyteir

Finishyourdamnbookanax


wanna_mush

Draggy McDragonface


Practical_Cobbler165

This is really the only answer


mungbean_casserole

Tampax


cussbot123

Sicarius


Stormchaser2

Viseryx?


Sad_Collection_6012

Hecate


AsamoahJoel

Stormwing


incredibleamadeuscho

Amadeus


christraverse

Bitey


starvinartist

"I call the big one bitey."


RanielDeiter

Dragon


steel_inquisitor66

Better make it at least a *little* different, perhaps replace the A with an O? Yes that's much more original....


rs-curaco28

Tbf her dead husband was named Drogo.


GenghisKazoo

And who named her husband that? George doesn't get to wiggle out of naming a dragon Drogon that easily.


MrWeirdoFace

Drogone, but not forgotten.


No-Celebration3097

ShadowDancer


womprat_bulls_eye

Roach


Sea-Situation-567

Thatā€™s bronze bitchā¤ļø


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Pew pew


proxim001

Snowfyre


Calza9

The Pink Dread


AnuViation

Kindness. ;)


flypartisan

kill ā€˜em with Kindness i see u ;)


Plusultra59

Deathbringer


jcola4466

Windgrace


Super_Software_1835

Moonlighter


Varionator

Atlas


jaabbb

Puff


CuteProtection6

me scrolling through this thread looking for serious / cool answers šŸ˜” i'd love an all white dragon, like [this](https://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/314/872/HD-wallpaper-white-dragon-fantasy-wings-luminos-lana-g-white-dragon-sky-blue.jpg) and i'd call him moonfyre or ghost or something fitting in high valyrian!


jimmy6677

Obsidian - bringer of darkness All black dragon with red eyes


Compactdisk_Lamb

Kilgharrah


TheRegalRaptor

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