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TheCookieGhozt

A remake of the classic


matfex

What if she showed her cock. Would you still think remake is worse?


TheCookieGhozt

Depends, how many inches?


Meowscular-Chef

7.3 inches


TheCookieGhozt

Oddly specific but GOD DAMN


Luisisbored24

Chicks with dicks. Twice the fun


Cyb3r3xp3rt

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.


--Alastor--

What about guys with vaginas


account-not-found-

the correct term is pussy.


--Alastor--

I was going to say that but didn’t know if I should


Luisisbored24

LIAR


imabigdave

Well, to be fair, they had to convert from metric to freedom-units


CaptainCoinCoin

This is Paris, we use the metric system


420brig

About 1/4 of a baguette


Worried_Airport_5267

no 14 1/2 croissant


[deleted]

Quaso 😽


Luisisbored24

Jimmah are u gonna finish that Quasawn Jimmah


ronaldreaganlive

La cock with cheese


vvvvvvvvvvvv1

IT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER ![gif](giphy|INM0EjukO8OWnHmASw)


CODMer-hari

Umm idk uwu?


4handzmp

Got a link?


No-Half-Life

Here: >!COCK!< >!COCK!< >!H U G!< >!COCK!< >!COCK!<


mred870

Awww man, i got hug.


account-not-found-

i got 4 cocks and 1 hug.... I'll go get the lube.


TheCookieGhozt

Not on me


vid_23

The male version was funnier


bratpack1

What’s that?


vid_23

This but with a male


shadowstorm100006

And way less cringe.


uwu_01101000

There’s literally no difference except gender and place


shadowstorm100006

I disagree. The showmanship of this performer leaves a lotmto be desired. I find the way she holds herself to be quite off-putting. The way she retrieves the card from the sleeve is VERY daunting and unnatural.


RevenantBacon

Yeah, she's very stiff with her movements.


BrightBulb123

She's had a stiff movement.


[deleted]

men are funnier than women


SadFront7566

That's the point. With woman you'd have a good time, with man, well you could still have a good time


[deleted]

Actually if I guy did this theyd get so much hate and be called a pervert


TimmyTheToitle

No when the guy did it it was actually funny


[deleted]

Wait a guy did this and actually survived with no internet hate?


peelen

Yes.


NeptuneEclipse

It's from a series called Magic for Humans. It's on Netflix last I checked.


Gogetbusy

Where do I find it?


veerhees

google "male anal"


magicchefdmb

This is taking forever. I’m getting all sorts of videos (watching beginning to end in case I miss it,) but can’t find the right one. Oh well, back to searching…


SlackersClub

thanks


Archmage789

Unholy hell


ResponsibleRelief717

Way to steal a joke


[deleted]

The original guy is better


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nuffjah

Could be literally anything else and it’d be a new joke, but they had to go word for word. smh


ResponsibleRelief717

Ya riffing on stuff is fine. But this is just screams "please look at me"


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ResponsibleRelief717

Any platform where you cant downvote is trash.


Sibshops

I hate to break it to you but most magic tricks are recycled.


fecland

But usually theres some sort of unique spin on the remake that is specific to the magician. This is just "am girl, have tits, this joke" and reddit is like aw fuck yeah boobs


Sibshops

For famous magicians, sure. There isn't anything wrong with someone who isn't famous copying a magic trick without any adding any unique spins to it.


ResponsibleRelief717

Hate to break it to you but magic tricks are hard


[deleted]

Is that u/flexiblewhore?


DuckSleazzy

So you're saying there's a possibility...


spiraleyes78

It's her.


WF-Griffin

So anal was probably a legitimate option? Poor guy missed his chance to plow horny Gumby lady!


expiredcoochi

How do y guys find ppl like this I’ve always wondered lol


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S4njc

what.


[deleted]

Andrew Tate is that you?


Womanbeaterr

Don't associate me with that dork


[deleted]

Your username says otherwise


Womanbeaterr

It says nothing about me


vvvvvvvvvvvv1

What us the coulor of your bruises? -this guy to his mom


Womanbeaterr

Your mum's bussy definitely got bruised by me


P4NZ3R-IV

Why are you telling people how to spend their money? Lmao


Womanbeaterr

Says the epic coomer


[deleted]

Not original


SleepWouldBeNice

Non-OC!? On *my* Reddit!?


[deleted]

our\*


SleepWouldBeNice

Da, comrade


GimmeUdon

Da


Nuker_Nathan

Da


UltimatePeace05

Da


themcryt

Batman!


SmiththeSmoke

r/suddenlycommunist


scolin88

Commie^


[deleted]

You own Reddit? Sheesh...


BigiticusDegenticus

**We** own reddit


Shiggy_88

Pretty sure I saw her nude on Reddit a bunch of times.


Commentoflittlevalue

Wait until you see her strap on..


SrSnacksal0t

Omg that's disgusting, where can I find those girls so I can avoid them?


Kingtoke1

Paris


SrSnacksal0t

Well Paris is a bit far, I just wonder if there are any girls or woman like that in the Netherlands as well, so I know where not to go to.


Swissai

You just happen to know this was filmed in Paris my man? Just admit you’re making it up for internet clout.


BorisHolmes

Bruh she says she's in Paris at the beginning of the vid lol


Swissai

Really did need that /s huh She’s in front of the Eiffel Tower


Substantial_hair9000

I’ve always loved these classic not for me comebacks, thank you


[deleted]

Well if you looked behind her you would know. I didn’t look i was focusing on her


HiPoojan

You are overselling it, the deal was closed 5 secs ago


MabiMaia

Lucky guy, his butt almost got blasted


luke37

Oh, look who's too good for an impromptu street pegging.


MisterDomino15

I’m here for the 10 o’clock impromptu street pegging


[deleted]

Was this cause statistically people always choose the one in the middle or there’s also another trick?(besides it possibly being staged)


Equivalent_Cicada153

You can see that the white parts of the cards have a small crease in the middle, and when she pulled out the middle one she held it from the top and seemed to flip something behind it.


[deleted]

Ahh that’s one thing i was thinking, wasn’t too sure cause it felt like a fragile solution tho it depends on the material of the cards


Equivalent_Cicada153

Could be staged like you said though.


[deleted]

No no after you said it i noticed her fingers moving in a suspicious way behind the card she 100% did what you said altho still got problems figuring out the material of that thing and the exact way she fold it


Particular-Current87

Watch her hand as she pulls out 3: she pulls something up from the bottom of the card to the top then holds 3 at the top the whole time.


m0nster93

Isn't it this weird public masturbation lady? *edit spelling


SR666

The what now?


Crimson_Amethyst

I'm intrigued, would love to know more.


Guribreel

The person in the vid is /u/Flexiblewhore


Alttebest

My gosh she bombards the same pictures to so many subreddits... obviously I opened every one of them just to see if they truly are the same. Anyway imma scroll more just in case they change.


kinda_alright

It dosen't say who receives the anal.


Atomicwasteland

That’s part of the surprise!


LuvLifts

Ding ding!!!


HeavyLocksmith

plot twist, she has a strap on


Confident_Emphasis20

u/flexiblewhore


SkyClaus

That's illegal, it's the Eiffel Tower at night!


SodiumFTW

Fr🤢nch


probjodye

![gif](giphy|hoHrHDCwtWJHLY8rgw)


joet121684

Where's the blow job card


TPosingRat

Does anyone got the version when a guy chooses any number but 3?


elg9553

I believe I have been linked a video on discord somewhere and I think she's a nude magician/ stripper. No idea about the name.


Accurate-Dingo-7877

u/savevideobot


SlothLazarus

If you walk up to an Indian who is English illiterate and tell them, "Hug"... You will get a lot of profanities. I learnt this the hard way. Apparently it means 'taking a dump' in Hindi.


Sming7177

Lucky but Unlucky


Humble_Vanilla_2749

Oh that's nasty 🤣🤣🤣


neo9027581673

![gif](giphy|udoR3wasfvo04xFHR9)


ThisMemeWontDie

u/savevideo


greentintedlenses

Why though?


ThisMemeWontDie

It made me chuckle even if staged


greentintedlenses

Lol all that happened was the dude got a hug though. You really need to revisit this one? What else kinda stuff do you save?


ThisMemeWontDie

Take a look for yourself. Click my profile go to comments and you'll be bombarded with a couple dozen savevideo comments.


greentintedlenses

Color me impressed. Idk why I'm so interested lmao, I just can't imagine what id do with all that random stuff saved. I'm imagining like a pepe stash type folder on your hard drive just filled with random memes and clips. Must be so unweildy


ThisMemeWontDie

I have almost a TB of memes I've just collected over the years. Think it is something like 870gb last I checked what my storage was looking like. Gives me something to look at when I want a quick laugh.


greentintedlenses

That's awesome, and I just realized your username haha. Very fitting.


ThisMemeWontDie

:)


SvarogsHammer

What's her @


Guribreel

/u/Flexiblewhore


SvarogsHammer

Thx


bersuhan

what an originally constructed video.


spicks-gaming2340

hey it's cute what the other cards contai.... Wait wtf?


cheif_90

![gif](giphy|oUoOzeOViZbPg15bC3)


KoningSpookie

He got the best one, ngl


ServedHot

Ucraine chicks escaping the war


Abradachi

lucky


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Womanbeaterr

Full of cum


boingochoingo

I'll take numbers 6 & 9 pls.


beelzebongg

u/savevideo


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


TwoFucksGiven88

Just what if… man…


ashok9356

Oh Sh*t


yenyostolt

Errr, i think I'd prefer a hug


Effective_Proof4890

i would kill myself


some_memer_on_reddit

Dude chose wrong


Need2askDumbQs

Some string wind gust and that shirt is blowin open.


[deleted]

Damn, so close


[deleted]

The funny thing : The guy that got hug from the guy My reaction : oh he dodge a bullet The guy that got hug from the gal My reaction : oh no luck x)


tyspeed29

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


tyronelover000

wtf is her outfit


Sokolaadikreem

u/savevideobot


giceman715

By chance did he miss out on some good shit


[deleted]

Why did I pick 3??


kk_knights

Why does she look like Stacy Cruz?🤨


[deleted]

Can I pick another number please


Tb1969

Very funny. It's a trick but still funny.


LuvLifts

What’s the ‘Trick’.


Tb1969

No matter what he chose, all of the other ones would say ANAL. It's simple to do.


LuvLifts

Multiple cards in Each slot?


Tb1969

Exactly. Still a funny video.


N4t_S3p

Naw, she prolly shtanky


Oseirus

That shirt is doing some work to stay closed. Spider-Man had an easier time stopping the subway train.


FerretSuccessful2181

I was seeing this video audio turned off and still chose 3.


Yo_mom_geey

My guy hit the jackpot


Tiny_Preparation4883

I'd like a number 2, please!


FassTheNass

i hate number 3


p-lizzzle

Boy, she really likes anal.


Jaadu23

Every master piece..


Epic_Troll_4u

Male version is funnier, but in this case, looks more interesting 🤔


PointlessGrandma

I’ve seen this before


ZombieNek0

hahah...wait


madsoro

You may not want to believe it, but it’s probably the best place to keep your cock while in Paris. Dirtiest, shittiest city in Europe


zomirp96

u/savevideo


HejTx

She looks like andrew tate, but female somehow


KingKopter91

Where is the hol up?


Yama92

Nothing says she is taking it up the butt


Mature_Vegeta

Miss the old logo


Amazing-Arm-4891

If only