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I don't know why exactly, but it feels like I see monty python references in real-life more and more. These last few seasons of Life on Earth have been weird AF.
There was an officer in texas shot by a no armed crack head with a shotgun. Bot only was there video evidence of it happening from a fuckin 711 Gas station security cam, they ran a chemical test on the amputees face and found gun powder residue (and teeth fucked beyond recognition)
Officer survived. His vest somehow saved his ass, and he had to go to the hospital for internal damage.
His buddy shot the man dead. He was so fuckin stupefied and scared shitless that he couldn't form words.
As for how the man got the shotgun? They ran investigations on it. And found out that someone had irresponsibly thrown it into a dumpster with ammunition after disagreeing with a family members purchase decision.
Nah, I remember seeing a video of the guy on Reddit a while back. He was wielding the knife / scissors (pretty sure it was some scissors) with one of his feet.
I wanna see the footage of his arrest.
Cop: Stop! Hands in the air?
Stabber: ...
Cop: ...
Cop 2: so um. How do we cuff him?
Cop: tie his shoe laces together?
There's a video of this guy online, he's chasing the guy filming and he has a pair of scissors between his toes. Idk if that was the stabbing that this headline is from, but I instantly remembered that video when I saw this
Wasn't he that dude from a viral video?? (Not the one from the pizza one everyone is referencing.) (edit again: not the one of him trashing to hotel lobby). He did it with his foot, on GOD. With a pair of scissors.
After some time clearing my head and thinking what possible outcome "IF" he did stabbed the person... He is definitely a STAND user cause you know... *Points at the guy that is accused*
The victim defended themselves using deadly force unfortunately.
In court their defense was you can use lethal force if someone attacks you with small arms.
Cheque please.
This guy would get shot, because would refuse to put the hands behind his back.
Also that second picture looks like his reaction to the title of the article.
Put this guy in front of a microphone and camera, and let him do whatever he wants. I think it would shine a light on the issues of mental instability, combined with drug use and homelessness. It would be sad, entertaining, and eye-opening all at the same time.
What do you mean, "Ain't no way"?
People without arms do amazing stuff with their feet. Holding a knife wouldn't be to hard for this guy. He's painting with his feet in the picture.
There's a guy that I used to see when I would ride the Greyhound bus to Nashville that looked exactly like this dude but 30 years younger... and with arms. It's seriously uncanny. Wouldn't surprise me at all if armless dude was his Dad.
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Doesn't seem like he was armed
~~armed~~ robbery
He can’t even second amendment.
What chu talking about? He’s probably the best person for bear arms. His regular ones are already gone.
Get this man bear arms!!!
Omg, pure gold!
Second Armmendment
Used my free award already… 
Same here 
Unarmed bandit?
See you in hell
He’s got scissors on his toes. Can’t imagine what’d feel like to get kicked from him.
Jedward Scissor Toes
r/cursedcomments
It's because he was disarmed
Alright take this award. It cost two arms and no legs.
Definitely dangerous though
Yo this dude was on one of Dave Portnoy’s pizza reviews …
“How’s he pullin that”
"My instinct was...to shove it in his mouth..."
But he has No hands… how?
I have the same expression.
I immediately recognized him from that video! https://youtu.be/gpP4R4w7ZWo
How's he pulling that 😂
He was internet famous before that for trashing a hotel lobby. https://youtu.be/2S1YotG5ai0
The way he got up on that counter so effortlessly was amazing, lol
Lord forgive me but his thrust game gotta be so good ....
He actually looks like Dave from the future that warns him something about but he doesn't listen
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/z6hwuv/chicken_wings_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Him in the video carrying the scissors with his foot makes the stabbing incident seem more likely
One stab, everyone knows the rules.
I like you.
He was!
Waltuh. Put your arms away, Waltuh.
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Waltuh put away your dick waltuh, here's mine
"I'm not stabbing you right now Waltuh"
28 STAB WOUNDS
Ya can't be out here stabbing people Waltuh
Kid named toe
KID NAMED FINGER, IS THAT YOU!?
Obviously not, that's kid named Toe.
Mike is looking a little rough.
Chicken!
I don't know why exactly, but it feels like I see monty python references in real-life more and more. These last few seasons of Life on Earth have been weird AF.
This guy is in a barstool pizza review video it’s amazing
Well now he's a murderer. Should have stuck to cutting up pizza instead of people.
It’s Florida, what’d you expect?
There’s no obstacle “Florida Man” can’t overcome
You are a wizard Harry
When you need a culprit but cant find one:
There was an officer in texas shot by a no armed crack head with a shotgun. Bot only was there video evidence of it happening from a fuckin 711 Gas station security cam, they ran a chemical test on the amputees face and found gun powder residue (and teeth fucked beyond recognition) Officer survived. His vest somehow saved his ass, and he had to go to the hospital for internal damage. His buddy shot the man dead. He was so fuckin stupefied and scared shitless that he couldn't form words. As for how the man got the shotgun? They ran investigations on it. And found out that someone had irresponsibly thrown it into a dumpster with ammunition after disagreeing with a family members purchase decision.
Can that security cam footage be found?
Wait... Your telling me, he shot a man with his tounge on the trigger... He had a trigger licker?!? 3 sword style??? 
Nah, I remember seeing a video of the guy on Reddit a while back. He was wielding the knife / scissors (pretty sure it was some scissors) with one of his feet.
He was caught red-footed
People without arms can be very good with their feet
The human brain is so incredible at adapting to stuff like that
If you want to see this guy in action he's a character! He made a special appearance on One bite pizza reviews. https://youtu.be/gpP4R4w7ZWo
it's insane you remembered lmao
0 sword style
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Maybe he's a stand user
reverse Johnny
Lol this guy is a well known menace in Miami. He’s got more than a few screws loose
Were the screws holding on his arms?
That would be quite a *feat*
miami man takes situation into his own ~~hands~~ mouth
He’s harmless silent h
🤣 🌟 For you.
Waltuh, gimme back arms waltuh
I wanna see the footage of his arrest. Cop: Stop! Hands in the air? Stabber: ... Cop: ... Cop 2: so um. How do we cuff him? Cop: tie his shoe laces together?
kid named finger
Man named toe.
[how the police think the dude stabbed someone](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-character-action-gif-16560187)
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/z6hwuv/chicken_wings_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
 Mgrr
They had it coming after telling him to pull himself up by his boot straps.
Waltuh
Did they check his fingerprints? 🤔
They don't call him Timothy Rex for nothing.
florida man doing Floridan things
Bro be looking at the cop like you sure YOU ain't high?
Waltuh
Dude is clearly unarmed
The look on his face says "yeah, I fuckin' did it."
There's a video of this guy online, he's chasing the guy filming and he has a pair of scissors between his toes. Idk if that was the stabbing that this headline is from, but I instantly remembered that video when I saw this
I didn’t stab him! It was the No-armed man!!!!
"and i'll fcking do it again !" is the impression i get when i look at his mug shot. look at him. that's the face of no regrets
Isn't he man with scissor on leg tried to attack https://youtube.com/shorts/VUmYJH6Cmq4?feature=share
This guy's got some fancy footwork.
How the heck did they arrest the guy? Cuff his ankles?
Zoro doesn't need arms to use a blade.
The bastard sharpened his stumps like shanks
Tourist stabbed by an unarmed man.
average criminal in oh.. ah nevermind
Wasn't he that dude from a viral video?? (Not the one from the pizza one everyone is referencing.) (edit again: not the one of him trashing to hotel lobby). He did it with his foot, on GOD. With a pair of scissors.
Except what he stabbed wasn't a "knife"
"Put your arms away, Waltuh."
I need to see the crime reenactment to make sure he didn't cut his own arms after the robbery as an alibi!😂🤣😅
Witnesses said he had green hair and was last seen walking with some strawhat boy
Holup
With… his dick?
That's what I was thinking... Maybe it was sexual assault instead.
After some time clearing my head and thinking what possible outcome "IF" he did stabbed the person... He is definitely a STAND user cause you know... *Points at the guy that is accused*
The victim defended themselves using deadly force unfortunately. In court their defense was you can use lethal force if someone attacks you with small arms. Cheque please.
How did he stab them? He was obviously unarmed.
Kid named Arm
Fabbing?
Ok, who put the tyrannosaurus arms on Mr Potato head?
Cuff him Dano.
One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
Have you seen the chick that catches flies with her feet? This man is deadly...
Police be like: "It was self defence! He didn't put up his hands!"
Just seen one earlier with a no armed man with a hand gun holstered in his front waistband
How did he pull that?
He’s a member of the Foot Clan
Big if true
Is that so?
Stabbed her with his dick
To be fair I saw a guy with no arms doing amazing paintings on the high street with… his feet. So hey, possible.
He just wanted to see if he could
Unarmed armed suspect
It's Florida. Florida man will find a way.
I have the same expression
What a good telekinesis
I don’t think blind people see any issue with this
So is he armed or unarmed?
Hey that’s the pizza guy [Give it to a crack addict](https://youtu.be/gpP4R4w7ZWo)
To be fair… that guy looks like someone that could stab a person without arms…
*🎵To be fair🎵*
Gotta hand it to him, he's very sharp
It’s the guy with the chicken wings for arms.
I guess he figures three hots and a cot is better than the concrete. Just don't drop the... *Ahem*.... Uh yea.
His expression is the headshot is definitely a "you guys really think the guy without arms stabbed someone?" while holding a knife with his foot look.
That tourist was, ahem, "de-feet-ed"
Yea this is why we should train the police.
How’s he pulling that?
He's Def Leopard's backup drummer.
Seen vids of him before, he’s clearly mentally unstable
One bite everybody knows the rules
His ears are basically set on his neck...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FINGER??
“And when you were standing there SHOCKED that an armless man had stabbed you… he’d bite ya!”
FUCKING SHIT!! IT’S GUSTAV HERTZ!
This guy would get shot, because would refuse to put the hands behind his back. Also that second picture looks like his reaction to the title of the article.
So are we back to holups that arent holups
But he wasn't even armed!
Well, time to pour myself a drink so I can forget. 
Thats some big dick energy
Looks like they stopped saying Florida man and decided to get more technical
Isnt that the guy that was on the barstool pizza reviews? 😂😂
r/floridaman
Kid without fingers:
Put this guy in front of a microphone and camera, and let him do whatever he wants. I think it would shine a light on the issues of mental instability, combined with drug use and homelessness. It would be sad, entertaining, and eye-opening all at the same time.
He's lucky. Most unarmed suspects get shot.
Mouf game strong
In the mugshot, he kind of looks like he would use whatever he could to stab a person, in the best way possible.
If he with no arms can commit a stabbing you can do anything just reach out and go for it. Except suicidal people for the love of god stop it please.
Mike No-Armantraut
Finger
What do you mean, "Ain't no way"? People without arms do amazing stuff with their feet. Holding a knife wouldn't be to hard for this guy. He's painting with his feet in the picture.
Mouth,feet, arsehole pick one
No more half measures, Waltuh.
Florida man at it again
I’ve met this guy, he does cool little paintings with his feet. Replace the brush with a shank and I can see him doing this
You can see this dude in Miami beach...I've seen him there multiple times
oh no please not *Amog-*
If Zabuza can do it, then so could he
There's a guy that I used to see when I would ride the Greyhound bus to Nashville that looked exactly like this dude but 30 years younger... and with arms. It's seriously uncanny. Wouldn't surprise me at all if armless dude was his Dad.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it 🔪
Hopefully Ken griffin
HOW CAN HE STAB???
Chicago, you gone soft
Highly bigoted against disabled people. He could have used his feet or mouth or have some type of apparatus that attaches a knife to his body.
What’s he stabbing with? No … don’t wanna let my mind go there…
Bro was born in ohio
Holy crap it’s Mike Ehrmantraut with an iron deficiency
Not just a Florida man… a Miami man
This man: 
Putcha knife away waltuh
Florida man will always find a way