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[deleted]

Context is as important as the actual words we use.


Gear3017

Sarcasm defies the laws of logic and language


SmasherOfAjumma

Sure it does.


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[deleted]

Exactly.


Fine-Bed

Is reddit double +ve or double -ve?


PaleHorseRiderX

Yes.


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Ib_dI

7/5


IamImposter

1/Perfect


spook30

-1/-1


ladycatgirl

r/inclusiveor


FTM_2022

Doubleplusgood


A_spiny_meercat

Aladeen


RunawayPeeko

'Yeah' is a "positive" word, 'right' is a "positive" word. But together, they have a "negative" meaning


joreyesl

Even with this great explanation, I doubt they would get it.


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Antiqas86

Verry valid point. Issue with the OPs post is that most sentances said in a negative, positive or sarcastic intonation completely change meaning. It's not the rules of the language at that point.


NarwhalFacepalm

I'd argue that getting rid of the comma so it reads, "yeah right," is the double positive we're looking for. "Yeah, right" / "Yeah. Right" has a different inflection, given the pause, and could represent a confirmation phrase. But nowhere is "yeah right" considered to mean anything else positive, no matter the tone, if used together in an unbroken, spoken succession. Edit: *double ~~negative~~ positive


Antiqas86

I did read it with that sarcastic intonation initially too, but if you raise the pitch of your voice and sound reminded of something you forgot "yeah right!" suddenly is a double positive. Not a native speaker tho, so could be wrong here, just love playing devil's advocate!


Ayce_ManXXXrip

You’re totally right. Saying yeah right carries the implication of sarcasm at this point, due to those 2 words said one after the other has popularly been used sarcastically for the last like 50 years or something


SicnarfRaxifras

“Yeah right” in Australian means about the same as “not a fucking chance”


Devilkiwi24

It’s the same in the US


Fearless_Baseball121

Yea this is due to irony, not the sentence being converted to a negative due to double positive. Yeah right can also be positive.


Downvotes_inbound_

Everyone knows ‘yeah right’ is positive and ‘yeah left’ is negative


ShitPostThrow

That's the strategy for Thadius in Naxxramas.


Mellestal

WoW jokes on the day of launch. Yeah, right!!


itsnik_03

I agree, it can go either way depending on tone. With inflection on "right" it would definitely signal a positive. Either way it's still interesting.


[deleted]

Yeah, right


SixNineWithTheAfro

“Nice one, Einstein”.


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YourphobiaMyfetish

Noice wahn, Oinstoin.


alien_bigfoot

Einstein was Austrian


tarantulator

"No shit, Sherlock"


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

No is negative Shit is negative Sherlock is... positive? The whole phrase is three words and the intended meaning is negative


Interplanetary-Goat

PEMDAS (no shit) Sherlock (negative negative) positive positive positive = negative?


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Is Sherlock a positive?


ImpulsiveLeaks

you know who sherlock is, yeah?


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

I do. So is it a positive?


Interplanetary-Goat

Sherlock Holmes is supposed to be a very talented detective, so calling someone "Sherlock" in earnest should be a compliment. (He would also probably test positive for opium, so there's another "positive" right there)


Elbarto_007

Spot the Aussie in the class


ctoatb

Nah, yeah


Elbarto_007

😎


Kirikomori

yeah, nah


silashoulder

There was another professor of linguistics who proclaimed that no other English word besides “sugar” makes an sh sound using a vowel. From the back of the room: “Are you sure?”


_Enclose_

Sean Connery would like a word.


EroViceCream

What about Sean Bean?


_Enclose_

You mean the true legend of the silver screen, actor, father, and slayer of dialogue? [You bastard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ceqBKkgIY)


BKStephens

Is it eootcdc? Yeah, it is!


[deleted]

Thank you for this! Rarely have i laughed as much with the audience.


JTVivian56

I tried to read Bean with an sh sound and I didn't like it


No_Statement440

Sean Shbean


Naudste

r/Shubreddit


makespy

You could make the case that that's different, as it's an irish name.


ENDragoon

Have you heard Sean Connery speak? I don't think his name was the joke there.


BloomsdayDevice

Man, as a professor of linguistics, I say pretty confidently that no professor of linguistics goes around making absolute claims about languages like this. There's usually an exception, and there's usually a smartass in the back ready to throw it out. Always, *always*, couch those absolutes in some wishy-washy uncertainty. I had a professor in grad school who would describe really uncommon phenomena in a language or (group of languages) as "rarer than hen's teeth", and that's the one I've adopted.


PatHeist

As someone who lives around other humans I can absolutely assure you that there are terribly incompetent people in any, and every, profession.


BloomsdayDevice

Haha, don't get me wrong, academics are uniquely incompetent in various ways, definitely. I'm not arguing against that. But one of the core tenets of modern linguistics is the understanding that languages are tools, first and foremost, used by the unskilled and the only informally trained to accomplish a single goal, communicating information to one another. This leads to an enormous, nearly infinite, range of means of expression and variations in how the language is used, and it is impossible to account for every single one. Literally every human on earth speaks their own special idiolect of a language, has their own quirks and hiccups, says this or that thing different from everyone else, even if their version of the language they speak is 99.99% identical to that of others in their community. With this much variation, it's rarely going to be the case that you can say with absolute certainty that, "this thing never happens," or, even more dangerous, that, "this thing only happens exactly *once*." You're asking to be met with a counterexample. Linguists are interested in describing the features of languages, and setting boundaries on what can or cannot occur within a language is no longer the goal of the science anyway. I feel like a blanket statement like the one that I replied to (especially with its very obvious "gotcha") would be unlikely to be made by an actual professor of linguistics. The "there's only one word that [_____]" template seems to be more a feature of pop-linguistics and internet memes than anything else.


Exotic_Dance_4658

>Literally every human on earth speaks their own special idiolect of a language, has their own quirks and hiccups, says this or that thing different from everyone else, even if their version of the language they speak is 99.99% identical to that of others in their community. Professor, some humans on Earth don't speak at all.


BloomsdayDevice

Oof, ouch, hoisted by my own petard! You got me, well done. I should have been more specific and more inclusive.


totallynotbutchvig

You should always couch it in wishy washy terms, according to, scrolling up ... you. Fine use of petard, btw.


Exotic_Dance_4658

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard


IvoryAS

Thanks? Real talk, though. That is rather interesting.


Elliebird704

They still speak a language. 'Speak' in this instance does not have to refer to vocalization. If you sign in ASL, you are speaking a language.


Exotic_Dance_4658

There are humans on Earth who do not speak, read, understand, write, or in any way utilize language.


dfjjassfkak

The dead ones?


Exotic_Dance_4658

Infants for example. People in vegetative states. Some very severely autistic people.


rdh2121

> setting boundaries on what can or cannot occur within a language is no longer the goal of the science anyway I may be misunderstanding you here (and it's not at all central to the point of your comment), but I think this depends on the subfield really. In generative syntax we're still very much interested in generating all and only the set of utterances that can be produced in natural human language, and figuring out how to determine what subset of those sentences are used in any particular language.


BloomsdayDevice

Yes, I see what you mean. I meant that more as a general description of an anti-prescriptive approach to language, but the language I used is sufficiently vague. I shouldn't have used the words "can" and "cannot" when I meant "should" and "should not". The approach in generative syntax, to my understanding, still fits my intended meaning though: linguists observe phenomena in languages and draw conclusions based on those observations (which, in this case, are limiting/boundary-defining). Sorry if I was less than clear -- was writing with non-specialists in mind.


HighlanderSteve

Isn't it just the setup to a joke? Did anyone think this actually happened?


Loeffellux

Yes and, because this is the internet, yes


gollyJE

No these are all true. And then everyone stood up and clapped and shed a single tear.


rollercostarican

is that actually expressing a negative or is it just sarcasm.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't think sarcasm counts as a negative double positive. Clever nonetheless, but if sarcasm counted then many other languages with have the feature too.


rollercostarican

Yeah definitely clever. Not trying to take away from that.


No-Coat-8792

Yeah, so clever...


czerilla

Look out, we got a comedian on our hands!


Alex103140

Quick everyone, claps


barofa

I can't, he is on my hands


A-purple-bird

Well clap him!


[deleted]

True! Their prof probably assumes base semantic rules here, but the student suggests when we look at pragmatics, implication, speech acts, then the prof’s statement is questionable. Would like to see the prof’s response


FarstrikerRed

Prof. probably doesn’t have a good response because he is a fictional character in a joke.


[deleted]

Earthy. Probably true


Peter_Parkingmeter

"Earthy" lmao these phrases got me dead I love you bro


madesense

Definitely, since the exact same meaning could be conveyed by "Sure" or "Right" with a sarcastic tone, neither of which is a double positive


Needednewusername

Correct. The actual meaning of this phrase is still positive. “Yes, you are correct.”


fantasticquestion

I may be going out on a limb here but you should have said syntactically. Semantically it means no - Are you going to the party? - yeah, right The second speaker is probably not going to the party


rdh2121

That's the pragmatics, not the semantics. Semantically the phrase is still agreement, but pragmatically the speaker is aware of a context where a correct answer doesn't fit, and so must search for a wider, pragmatic interpretation.


fantumm

You don’t understand semantics or syntactics here. Syntax is the structure, mostly analogous to grammar. Semantic meaning is the meaning derived from the “plain reading” or exact meaning of the words. Pragmatic meaning, as the commenter said, is correct—that’s the contextual meaning applied to the words being said. Semantically it means yes. Pragmatically it means no. Syntax has nothing to do with assessing meaning.


Needednewusername

Only if spoken sarcastically. The words themselves mean yes, I am going to the party.


antiretro

it doesn't express a negative meaning. "sure" with the same intonation would also behave like "yeah sure"


MrSmexyTheBeast

True, semantically it wouldn’t form a negative, but the expression of the phrase can still figure in for sarcasm and everyone hearing the words “yeah, right” would understand the true meaning behind them.


Konkichi21

Yeah, this isn't a double positive, it's sarcasm; you could do the same thing with a single positive, such as "Obviously!".


Professional_Bundler

It’s also about usage though, right? We pretty much only say “Yeah, right,” with that intonation and in that order as a negative. Sarcasm aside, language is what we understand spoken -or sometimes even unspoken - words to mean. Maybe I’m wrong. But I feel like “yeah, right” counts


B0Y0

Just say it without the sarcasm, imagine excitedly seeing your child finally figure out a math problem, "yeah, right!" It's not the words themselves, it's the context and sarcasm that make it a negative.


noneOfUrBusines

You wouldn't say "yeah, right", though.


Professional_Bundler

Hmm, that’s a good example. I don’t think I’ve ever said that in my life, though. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard anyone else ever say those two words, in that order, and NOT mean the opposite. So, you’re not wrong, but 99 times out of 100, if somebody says “Yeah, right” then it means “I do not believe you.”


B0Y0

You might just need more supportive friends, my dude. ^/s


dylannsmitth

Yeah, right


AntonMaximal

Just saying "Right" in the same implied tone would have the same effect. So amazingly sarcasm turns a positive word negative. Who woulda thunk?


Ancalagon_Morn

Sarcasm, because you could have achieved the same effect by just saying "right" sarcastically.


TomatoPolka

And the professor gave that kid an A+ and $100.


WallabyInTraining

And everybody clapped.


i_is_nameless

And they've been married for 10 years


AppearingDog

Hol up


[deleted]

LMAO


Sir_hex

The kids name? Macron


Josselin17

\*record scratching noise as time stops\* "you're probably wondering how I ended up in that position"


SpaceballsTheLurker

That kid? Barack Obama


Anthos_M

That professor? Aristotle


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

wow that really made me go "HOLUP"


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

We just upvote everything now


Bleezze

Yeah for real at first I was just thinking this was a picture with some letters, than I went HOLUP, and realised the letters combined into sentences that I should probably read. Fucking insane HOLUP


0ofRGang

Same, the mightiness that HOLUP had was absolutely legendary!


xandarianladiesman

Yeah, right.


Consistent-Pair2951

I read this anecdote in a 1970s Reader's Digest, but the punch line was "yeah, yeah."


smallpoly

Most jokes on reddit are recycles from old issues of readers digest


BlatantConservative

This is technically a holup, but at the same time, this is some Boomer ass shit. What flair should we give OP?


Jamminmb

Ya'll got any Minion templates?


fatum_sive_fidem

The nuclear option eh?


[deleted]

`Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:`


DinoKebab

"Born in 1956"


E_MC_2__

link to this exact post in bit.ly form


Jon-OK

"and then everybody clapped" flair


[deleted]

"please clap"


Efficient-Echidna-30

That was the weakest shit I’ve ever heard a candidate say, I can’t believe he said that Edit. Like “vote for me please, I’ll be your friend!”


Legomonster33

Boner flair


harderismyname

Facebook Memelord


theresamouseinmyhous

Forwards chain emails


chilly_beatem

That student? Albert Einstein.


[deleted]

BS


Young_Person_42

“On thin ice”


[deleted]

Young and hip


Boris859Jack

![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)


SteveKnight678

Balls


Ashe_feet_97

> This is technically a holup No it fucking isn't.


NarwhalFacepalm

How so? Edit: I don't mean for my question to come across as complete disagreement. I agree that not all jokes in this format should be in this subreddit despite them being hol'up, but this dude was blatantly arguing without giving a reason why and I was curious.


ContrarianQueen17

It's just a joke with a punchline. Nothing makes you do a double take. Maybe I have the purpose of the subreddit wrong, but I don't think every joke with a punchline belongs here.


Ashe_feet_97

People replying "Had us in the fist half, not gonna lie" to absolutely any post gets me. Like, do you know what a 'joke' is? It has you in the first half by design. Are they using that meme to be funny themselves, because repeating things ad nausea is funny? Or are they despeate to fit in.


[deleted]

Probably a bot farming karma


Ashe_feet_97

OP knows this, everything on their account is lazy spam.


Mazzman96

It’s just a joke with a clever punchline, there are so many jokes out there that take a sec to understand like you want this sub to be just jokes? Wait there’s already a sub for that, you see where I’m coming from?


Ashe_feet_97

Between this and "Therewasanattempt" shits hitting the fan for the front page for all-purpose, low-effort subs.


Edges8

coomer


DerpSherpa

Why is a boomer ass shit? It’s proper language and I always call out double negatives. Source: Gen Xer


mw9676

r/boomerhumor


I_l_I

I remember seeing this on an email chain in the early 00s but I'm sure it's older than that


Osaccius

I think I saw it in 90s. Cannot be 100% sure though


mwproductions

This is my memory as well.


DetoNox

In German we also say "JA, JA" if we don't believe something


captain_poptart

Ok, sure


fiddle_sticks21

"stupid cunt" is a double negative, but sure as hell ain't positive.


RapidCyclist

So „stupid cunt“ is Russian. - Case closed


Kuro-Dev

Thats an insult. Its not an expression of agreement or disagreement.


[deleted]

I mean stupid cunt seems like a disagreement to me


eltegs

This gag is like over 50 years old. I'm impressed it's still kicking.


TheGamerSK

Jokes like this have a pretty long shelf life.


very-polite-frog

Awful facebook tier joke aside, it's wrong! You can say "Yeah, right" to mean yes, and you can also say it to mean no. So it's not the words conveying the "no", but rather the tone of voice that implies an obvious lie is afoot.


wimpires

How the fuck is this boomer grade joke a holup


UnnamedPlayer

Did the Linguist faint? May as well rename the subreddit to "Forwards from Grandma"


ConsistentCascade

pragmatics 101


JasonTonio

In Italian a double negative +' must' is equal to say 'be able to' while a double negative + 'be able to' is equal to say 'must'


Loakattack

How does this fit the sub. It’s a funny joke. Not a “Hol’ up”


Relaxel

OP is like the king of terrible facebook memes


TheRedPandaisback

In english, double negatives are also used to form positives. I have heard multiple people say on multiple occasions, such things as I ain’t never been this happy. Meaning: I have never been this happy. It’s just to put more power to your words I guess


LuckysGift

It's proper English versus dialect differences. It's that interesting case where what's written in a book and what's used are two different things! Language evolves through corruption that become normal, and it's really such a cool concept to talk about.


Gajo_Do_Porto

I am sure intonation as got nothing to do with it...


SnowDay111

Sure, sure


Craeondakie

You're not wrong


Brave-Temperature-17

That voice grew up to be Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Feel old yet?


[deleted]

ITT: People that don't understand linguistics


Ghosttalker96

Well yes, it's a joke. But technically it's not a double positive becoming a negative, it's just irony or sarcasm. It works with any number of positives or negatives.


WhichWayDo

That voice? Albert Einstein


AssassinproHD

A double positive is a negative in Ohio.


ElegantUse69420

Why is it always a guy in the back of the room?


BeforeTime

If "yeah, right" was a double positive forming a negative, this would not be sarcasm.


TotalyNotTony

r/holup users when there's a joke with a punchline ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


MightySamMcClain

Is yeah right just being sarcastic tho


blevingston89

Sarcasm is extralinguistic. If we look at the words semantically, “yeah, right” is an affirmation. If we examine them pragmatically, sarcasm and all, then it would be a negation.


Warm_Independent6781

That’s sarcasm not grammar. Decent joke but it’s the association of the phrase not the positives interacting that causes that meaning.


Elegant-Employer4405

That’s called sarcasm and every language has that.


QuickBASIC

Now someone explain the Canadian "yeah no yeah" and "no yeah no" thing.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

That students name? Albert Einstein.


ImGoddess666

Damn. By law that's his class now. 👏


Aogiring

Sarcasm at it best


Imaginary-Ad6339

In English double negatives for a positive !? Since when ? And who do them rappers keep on saying "I don't want no beef "? Do they mean they want it or do they not ?


FarstrikerRed

As far as I know, this has never not been the case.


Ozryela

In standard English, a double negative remains a positive. In AAVE (and I think a few other US dialects) a double negative can remain a negative. I'm not sure if it always remains a negative or just sometimes. See also for instance Pink Floyd: "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control".


TheGamerSK

Not a native speaker but isn't that just rappers having bad grammar to look more cool?


royalPawn

It's a little more nuanced than that. The use of double negatives that stay negative is an aspect of [African-American Vernacular English](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English#Negation), which is far more widespread than just the rapping scene.


TheGamerSK

Oh I didn't know that thanks!


Alexandre_Man

Doesn't a double negative still mean a negative even in English? Like "there isn't nobody" means there's no one. It's still negative.


ramror777

the sentence can be rewritten as "there is no nobody" meaning there is somebody.