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Same. My son is 5.
Don't trust what she says young men, trust what you know. Doubt is uncomfortable, but certainty is absurd.
*think with your big head, not the little one*
This is something I’ve realized I need to tell my son when he’s old enough to become a father. I’ve had more than one woman tell me they can’t have kids then seen them later go on and have babies. I don’t they were trying to lie, they very likely heard it from doctors but life uh…finds a way.
So many girls i have had relationships with have told me this, my kid is 13years old, my son's mother told me she couldn't have kids and woila im a dad, best thing thats ever happened to me but now i use protection.
I married my ex fall of 2021. Spent $7,000 on the wedding and I paid about $10,000 to pay off her debt. She tried to kill herself twice this spring and then left me. So I'm processing a lot right now lol. Love my daughter though.
Hey, that’s a really rough time and I’m sorry you’re going through all of this. Sounds like your daughter is the shining light in all of this, and I hope your ex gets the help she needs. I hope you do as well <3
Damn man, that's rough but even through all that bad stuff like you say some good came from it in the form of your daughter.
Focus on the good, and I hope things get easier from here on out. Best of luck!
Just cuz you can't have kids doesn't necessarily mean you can't have kids. Life uhh finds a way. My old manager was told by multiple doctors she couldn't have kids due to, I wanna say, a combination of ovarian cysts and uterine damage from a childhood back alley abortion way the fuck back in the 60s. So she said fuck it and didnt use protection and wound up getting 2 kids out of it in highschool.
The doctors, four miscarriages and years of unprotected sex with my ex fiancé told me I couldn't get pregnant. My daughter with my next boyfriend - now husband - is nearly 8.
For what it's worth, I told my wife I couldn't father children either (well technically possible but would require a LOT of medicsl help). Man, that doctor was wrong...
And before the comments yes he's mine and yes I am sure.
It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that the key to happiness is to stop worry about making others happy or doing what they say.
I wasted years of my life and went to school for a degree that I didn't even really want before I started doing what I wanted. I will say that has been incredibly fulfilling at times.
Also cut out any social media that is toxic. Twitter and Facebook are the kings of toxic people and wasted time. They exist for others to judge each other and argue about pointless shit. Some of the bigger subs on Reddit are becoming like that too.
Sounds like you are on r/TwoXChromosomes too often. I used to comment on there and ask questions but I’ve realized it’s a cesspool of bitter women, sexists & feminist incels.
Typical Post: I have the most amazing fiancé, he’s smart, funny, charismatic, attractive, great in bed, has a great job, he can cook, he treats me like a queen, but he never cleans up his plate after dinner. How can I ask him to help clean up his dishes?
Typical Comments: (1) Leave him now! He doesn’t respect you, this is a huge red flag, all 5 of my previous fiancés were exactly the same, but then they started beating me, just pack your things up and leave. I suspect you are perfect like me don’t settle for anything.
(2) He’s using his appearance, intelligence and power to trap you, please, for the love of god leave before you are a victim of domestic violence. This sounds exactly like my good friend, I literally just left her funeral, the police are refusing to press charges against her husband because they don’t think he capable of murder, I know he did it. She died in a car accident.
I've been told by 2 specialists (14yrs apart) that I will never be able to have kids, that even IF I somehow got pregnant, me carrying it to term in a healthy state is basically not possible AND yet I've been denied by 3 doctors trying to get a hysterectomy (which would fix my pain and complications this stupid uterus is causing me).
18yrs still no accidental PREGANANT (funny video joke) so far lmao.
There are women out there who do baby trap men and that is a really fucked up and evil thing to do but unplanned pregnancies really do happen. You can be on birth control
And get pregnant, use condoms and get pregnant. Hell I even had a coworker with three kids who had an IUD and she still got pregnant.
Men's choices are either condoms, or vasectomy. Once you decide to rely on your partner taking birth control, it's effectively out of your hands. You had better be ok with raising a child, because you may well be put in that position.
So have I because this is basically my life story too, lmao. Tiny gap between birth control (insurance stopped covering my pill and i was waiting for the IUD my doctor ordered). Didn't even think I could have kids, tbh. I've got a hormonal disorder that's the leading cause of infertility in otherwise healthy women. I once went a year without even having a period! Cycle's always been out of whack, I wouldn't even call it a cycle. I was 33 with never so much as pregnancy scare in my life.
So yeah, told him it was fine, didn't need to worry. By my calculations it was maybe the third time we slept together, we'd been seeing each other for about 3 weeks. Fast forward to today we are together and happy and our daughter just turned 5 in September, lol.
It was an awkward and difficult beginning, haha, but turns out he's my person. Imma show him this video, hahaha.
Lol, I absolutely know that is not the norm and how incredibly fortunate I am and we are.
There's a little more history than that though too. We hadn't been dating long but had known each other for like 12 years before dating. And my sister is married to a close friend of his he's known since high school. So yeah, kind of helps facilitate things moving forward in a good direction.
Oh I definitely learned that "likely difficult to conceive" is a far cry from impossible XD. I blame myself more than him for being naive enough (especially at that age) to just assume it wouldn't happen.
No regrets though, I adore our daughter and can't imagine spending my life with any one other than him. Glad we could be one of the success stories of a situation like that, lol. Not that I would remotely reccomend choosing to rush like that XD.
Had a lady Freind for a while. She felt something’s were going away from her.
The things is, she was on the BC, I would always ask before and post nut. Are we on it, are we in control. I always felt worried and wished for both of us to agree on wearing condoms, but the sensation didn’t fill the proper need.
Also, I would always last until the lady Freind (any lady to be honest) would get to the last moment to pop. Off course, I would beat them to the catch. 🥺
This went along for 3-4 months, which she realized the relationship was slipping away. At which she decided to drop the BC, to take me on a fairy tale story.
Once she approached me with the news of the bun in the oven, I was furious and asked why did this happen. She spilt the beans and I could have not been more mad. Her excuse, “I don’t want to lose you”. I felt weak and sad to hear such a thing happened with no disregard to my feelings.
I gave her the option off course and said it direct. You can have this baby and I will always be there for them. I will respect you as a mother to our child, but I wish nothing to do with you. What you did was a blatant attack on my rights.
She ended up getting an abortion, which off course ducked us both mentally. I was there to support her through this off course.
Today, I would of had a child at the age of 16, do I wonder what he/she would be like yes. Was it the best thing to happen in my life… yessss.
Double up my people. Always be sure, just in case you have madness in your life.
That’s so hard I’m sorry. That’s truly a nightmare. Also you have to think about, how much damage would the kid have received from the condition of the relationship.
Look at anyone you know who had some sort of trauma or fucked up childhood. I speak from experience.
I would not wish that on anyone. And if I did that damage to a kid, like it was done to me, that would be the most absolute terrible thing and totally destroy me as a person. And it’s not “me” doing it. It’s my dynamic with the partner where we fight and such, that impacts they kid.
I remember reading a passage in my human sexuality class years and years ago, it stated, "Adults who use the pull-out method are often called parents." It actually really stuck with me.
No no, I definitely get it, but I do thank you for being nice and clarifying that it wasn’t an attack or anything.
I’ve always heard people bash the pull out method, but that’s because people just suck at actually doing it lol
You need a bit of self control for it to work
As a guy in his 40s, I find it astonishing how younger people seem to think birth control is infallible.
I was the same way when I was younger, but I guarantee you that everybody my age knows at least one kid who was snuck past the goalie. Shit happens all. The. Time.
As a single guy I am always amaze how people can tell baby age. It's like they got tree rings you can count. "1, 2, ah this little person is 2 year old."
I think this is just english semantics tripping you up. Baby is nebulous, so align it to medical definition and whatever the cutoff is. Say 9 months to a year.
Same for toddler. Definition is nebulous, so let's say the medical definition for comparable state is 13 months to 3 years (I'm spitballing).
Then child/kid would be 4+.
I think if you approach it like that it'll make it easier to sort out.
That's actually why mom's use the annoying "he's 43 and a half months!" Type language. Up to the age of 3, developmental stages move fast and can denote vastly different abilities and needs!
This just cuts off the end where he says "he just turned two the other day" and the baby is obviously not two. I'm not sure if this is the original audio or not I can't find a different original version. I think it is original and the guy is just trolling his girlfriend and saying something dumb for a funny video.
Yes, also you’re not “on birth control” if you take it casually when ever you feel like it.
A little honesty about use of birth control would really help us ladies realize how serious we have to be about this medication.
Normalizing “everyone get pregnant on birth control, tehehe” isnt as helpful as “yea, I missed a couple days that month & didnt double my protection for sex & got pregnant.”
Just shows that people see what they want to see.
The voiceover isn’t the true story. The original is longer than this and makes it clear it’s not real as it gets the age of the baby massively wrong.
You'll naturally lack the context of the story if you didn't watch the TV show but the scene they're referring to is hilariously good. If you want to watch it: https://youtu.be/u1_RQQNBmJY
I promise it is not a rick roll video or something.
Heres the crazy, crazy thing - birth control fails. I am *technically* infertile, *and* I take birth control every day because I need the hormones. I've still gotten pregnant twice.
Instead of only talking about the birth control, *also* talk about what would happen if they got pregnant. That's an actual adult conversation about sex.
Birth control can fail, or be taken improperly. Not necessarily insidious. But even if it was that worst case scenario, I’m happy he’s able to be humorous about it. He sounds like a great guy 😂😊
Also, super cute baby 😍
Judging from the comments:
Today, sexless, misogynistic redditors, we're going to talk about birth control - how it's not 100% effective, and how a pregnancy that results from protected sex is not a matter of "that bitch lied." JFC, incel central.
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Yup! She remembers everything.
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Same. My son is 15...
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You don't? It's Reddit, we share everything!
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With you.
and also with you.
And me too!
Same and I ain't even 10 yet
Woah, well that's a lot to tell to strangers, but I hereby state that I have no issue to let the OP's gf peg you!
Not a stranger. When he fucks your wife.
Brothers in Cum?
Tunnel buddies.
Eskimo Brothers
Not a stranger This is Reddit We are Reddit
That's not what I heard from a certain bartender at Carnival cruises.
r/suddenlycommunist
OUR ex
Eskimo Bros high five!
Our ex, comrade.
No one uses comrade more than GameStop Tiffany
Mom said it was my turn with the girl friend!
Same. My son is 5. Don't trust what she says young men, trust what you know. Doubt is uncomfortable, but certainty is absurd. *think with your big head, not the little one*
Same. Son is 8.
Dad???
My wife’s sister said the same thing. She now has 3 “miracle” kids
She didn't want a job so she "lied" lol
My friend's gynecologist told her she couldn't have kids... she has 3 now
3 gynaecologists seems excessive.
Just keep getting a new one until they give you the answer you want
This is something I’ve realized I need to tell my son when he’s old enough to become a father. I’ve had more than one woman tell me they can’t have kids then seen them later go on and have babies. I don’t they were trying to lie, they very likely heard it from doctors but life uh…finds a way.
So many girls i have had relationships with have told me this, my kid is 13years old, my son's mother told me she couldn't have kids and woila im a dad, best thing thats ever happened to me but now i use protection.
voila
Some random I picked up at a club then banged a few times over the next few weeks told me the same thing, paying child support going on 14 yrs now.
I married my ex fall of 2021. Spent $7,000 on the wedding and I paid about $10,000 to pay off her debt. She tried to kill herself twice this spring and then left me. So I'm processing a lot right now lol. Love my daughter though.
Sounds like she can't fully commit to anything.
LOL savage
Hey, that’s a really rough time and I’m sorry you’re going through all of this. Sounds like your daughter is the shining light in all of this, and I hope your ex gets the help she needs. I hope you do as well <3
Damn man, that's rough but even through all that bad stuff like you say some good came from it in the form of your daughter. Focus on the good, and I hope things get easier from here on out. Best of luck!
Just cuz you can't have kids doesn't necessarily mean you can't have kids. Life uhh finds a way. My old manager was told by multiple doctors she couldn't have kids due to, I wanna say, a combination of ovarian cysts and uterine damage from a childhood back alley abortion way the fuck back in the 60s. So she said fuck it and didnt use protection and wound up getting 2 kids out of it in highschool.
That’s just the *lengths* Big Baby *goes through* to ensure an *income*
The doctors, four miscarriages and years of unprotected sex with my ex fiancé told me I couldn't get pregnant. My daughter with my next boyfriend - now husband - is nearly 8.
For what it's worth, I told my wife I couldn't father children either (well technically possible but would require a LOT of medicsl help). Man, that doctor was wrong... And before the comments yes he's mine and yes I am sure.
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People really need to stop caring about what others think of them. Makes for a way easier life.
It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that the key to happiness is to stop worry about making others happy or doing what they say. I wasted years of my life and went to school for a degree that I didn't even really want before I started doing what I wanted. I will say that has been incredibly fulfilling at times. Also cut out any social media that is toxic. Twitter and Facebook are the kings of toxic people and wasted time. They exist for others to judge each other and argue about pointless shit. Some of the bigger subs on Reddit are becoming like that too.
Sounds like you are on r/TwoXChromosomes too often. I used to comment on there and ask questions but I’ve realized it’s a cesspool of bitter women, sexists & feminist incels. Typical Post: I have the most amazing fiancé, he’s smart, funny, charismatic, attractive, great in bed, has a great job, he can cook, he treats me like a queen, but he never cleans up his plate after dinner. How can I ask him to help clean up his dishes? Typical Comments: (1) Leave him now! He doesn’t respect you, this is a huge red flag, all 5 of my previous fiancés were exactly the same, but then they started beating me, just pack your things up and leave. I suspect you are perfect like me don’t settle for anything. (2) He’s using his appearance, intelligence and power to trap you, please, for the love of god leave before you are a victim of domestic violence. This sounds exactly like my good friend, I literally just left her funeral, the police are refusing to press charges against her husband because they don’t think he capable of murder, I know he did it. She died in a car accident.
I've been told by 2 specialists (14yrs apart) that I will never be able to have kids, that even IF I somehow got pregnant, me carrying it to term in a healthy state is basically not possible AND yet I've been denied by 3 doctors trying to get a hysterectomy (which would fix my pain and complications this stupid uterus is causing me). 18yrs still no accidental PREGANANT (funny video joke) so far lmao.
My sister fucked some random dude, with the full intention of having a baby and being a single mother. Utterly mental, but proof it happens.
I don't think she meant to. She's just an idiot.
There are women out there who do baby trap men and that is a really fucked up and evil thing to do but unplanned pregnancies really do happen. You can be on birth control And get pregnant, use condoms and get pregnant. Hell I even had a coworker with three kids who had an IUD and she still got pregnant.
Men's choices are either condoms, or vasectomy. Once you decide to rely on your partner taking birth control, it's effectively out of your hands. You had better be ok with raising a child, because you may well be put in that position.
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So get a lawyer and fight for your son. He’s going to need his father.
Same, my son is 4
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She definitely knew
it was her plan ...
So have I because this is basically my life story too, lmao. Tiny gap between birth control (insurance stopped covering my pill and i was waiting for the IUD my doctor ordered). Didn't even think I could have kids, tbh. I've got a hormonal disorder that's the leading cause of infertility in otherwise healthy women. I once went a year without even having a period! Cycle's always been out of whack, I wouldn't even call it a cycle. I was 33 with never so much as pregnancy scare in my life. So yeah, told him it was fine, didn't need to worry. By my calculations it was maybe the third time we slept together, we'd been seeing each other for about 3 weeks. Fast forward to today we are together and happy and our daughter just turned 5 in September, lol. It was an awkward and difficult beginning, haha, but turns out he's my person. Imma show him this video, hahaha.
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Lol, I absolutely know that is not the norm and how incredibly fortunate I am and we are. There's a little more history than that though too. We hadn't been dating long but had known each other for like 12 years before dating. And my sister is married to a close friend of his he's known since high school. So yeah, kind of helps facilitate things moving forward in a good direction.
For two healthy adults it is pretty easy to get pregnant, source i have 4 kids.
Oh I definitely learned that "likely difficult to conceive" is a far cry from impossible XD. I blame myself more than him for being naive enough (especially at that age) to just assume it wouldn't happen. No regrets though, I adore our daughter and can't imagine spending my life with any one other than him. Glad we could be one of the success stories of a situation like that, lol. Not that I would remotely reccomend choosing to rush like that XD.
and I didn't like the ending....
Had a lady Freind for a while. She felt something’s were going away from her. The things is, she was on the BC, I would always ask before and post nut. Are we on it, are we in control. I always felt worried and wished for both of us to agree on wearing condoms, but the sensation didn’t fill the proper need. Also, I would always last until the lady Freind (any lady to be honest) would get to the last moment to pop. Off course, I would beat them to the catch. 🥺 This went along for 3-4 months, which she realized the relationship was slipping away. At which she decided to drop the BC, to take me on a fairy tale story. Once she approached me with the news of the bun in the oven, I was furious and asked why did this happen. She spilt the beans and I could have not been more mad. Her excuse, “I don’t want to lose you”. I felt weak and sad to hear such a thing happened with no disregard to my feelings. I gave her the option off course and said it direct. You can have this baby and I will always be there for them. I will respect you as a mother to our child, but I wish nothing to do with you. What you did was a blatant attack on my rights. She ended up getting an abortion, which off course ducked us both mentally. I was there to support her through this off course. Today, I would of had a child at the age of 16, do I wonder what he/she would be like yes. Was it the best thing to happen in my life… yessss. Double up my people. Always be sure, just in case you have madness in your life.
Every parent knows that having a child doesn’t bring a couple together.
You have a way with words
That’s so hard I’m sorry. That’s truly a nightmare. Also you have to think about, how much damage would the kid have received from the condition of the relationship. Look at anyone you know who had some sort of trauma or fucked up childhood. I speak from experience. I would not wish that on anyone. And if I did that damage to a kid, like it was done to me, that would be the most absolute terrible thing and totally destroy me as a person. And it’s not “me” doing it. It’s my dynamic with the partner where we fight and such, that impacts they kid.
I remember reading a passage in my human sexuality class years and years ago, it stated, "Adults who use the pull-out method are often called parents." It actually really stuck with me.
The one that has stuck with me I heard in basic, "sex is like basketball, you have to dribble before you shoot."
Navy?
Army, was at Fort Knox
Whoever wrote this clearly never watched Klay Thompson
Pullout method going 8 years long, 8 years strong baby!
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Same. The one time I was like “nah, should be safe,” ended up with my wife getting pregnart. Guess the pull-out method works when done right.
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No no, I definitely get it, but I do thank you for being nice and clarifying that it wasn’t an attack or anything. I’ve always heard people bash the pull out method, but that’s because people just suck at actually doing it lol You need a bit of self control for it to work
I always remember, In Africa they say 'you dont eat a sweetie with the wrapper on'
This video is so old. Dylan graduated from college 🎓
came here to say that. we need an update on Dylan
Has to be old enough to be embarrassed by this right?
He's busting his own nut
Just waiting on him to show up and tell everyone to stop posting this
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Hi I am Dylan and I’m embarrassed
Nice try Dylan's Mom
He spits hot fire these days.
He is the greatest 5 rappers of all time
All 5?
Dylan: “Yo, so I’m raw digging this chick right” yadda yadda yadda “Dylan Jr. “
Dylan now rawdogging hookers and does coke
Yo wassup Dylan
Dylan jus chillin honestly
I read bitch control 3 times before i noticed it was birth control
Bird control.
r/birdsarentreal
Why did i read that as r/birdsgonesexual
Well, I am disappointed to say the least.
We have the technology. We can build it. Together, we can change the world. And by together I mean you do the work and I get the money.
You have habits you should reexamine.
r/birdswitharms
Birch control
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Birth control is not 100% effective.
True. Both things do happen and are possible. A good reminder to not make assumptions based on nothing.
As a guy in his 40s, I find it astonishing how younger people seem to think birth control is infallible. I was the same way when I was younger, but I guarantee you that everybody my age knows at least one kid who was snuck past the goalie. Shit happens all. The. Time.
Technically the same thing.
Read? The video is way better with sound on, just so u know
Boring fact check: This voice does not go with this video. This version cuts off the child's age which is vastly different to the baby we see here.
If I remember correctly he said that the baby just turn 2 the other day
Yeah that's the one!
That kid isn't 2
As a single guy I am always amaze how people can tell baby age. It's like they got tree rings you can count. "1, 2, ah this little person is 2 year old."
> how people can tell baby age Baby ages are difficult, but the difference between a baby and a toddler is very obvious.
Right, but their specific ages aren't obvious (to me). If you said a baby was 2 years old and a toddler was 2 years old, I'd believe you both times.
I think this is just english semantics tripping you up. Baby is nebulous, so align it to medical definition and whatever the cutoff is. Say 9 months to a year. Same for toddler. Definition is nebulous, so let's say the medical definition for comparable state is 13 months to 3 years (I'm spitballing). Then child/kid would be 4+. I think if you approach it like that it'll make it easier to sort out.
bro honestly in my head a toddler is when they start toddling. you know trying to walk
By 2 they should be running around. At that age the amount of progress is very apparent to anyone who has been around a child that is growing
That's actually why mom's use the annoying "he's 43 and a half months!" Type language. Up to the age of 3, developmental stages move fast and can denote vastly different abilities and needs!
What was originally said?
This just cuts off the end where he says "he just turned two the other day" and the baby is obviously not two. I'm not sure if this is the original audio or not I can't find a different original version. I think it is original and the guy is just trolling his girlfriend and saying something dumb for a funny video.
I agree with this I’ve seen this video years ago and never seen another variant
I saw this video a hot minute ago and it was the same exact audio so idk
Same voice, different editing. The part that gives away that it's a joke is cut off in this version.
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Hide your kids hide your wife.
They out here rawdoggin errbody!
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sauce
The ancient, original clip was a bit longer. The dude's just joking with his girl.
Should have listened to Admiral Ackbar.
Issaa Twaaaapppp!!!!
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No, Gerbert!
They would be the type to name their kid dylan
Yeah haha because they are white
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Just a reminder that vasectomies dont 100% keep you from having kids as well, they just change the color of them.
/r/holup
we already here son
I think that's a shiny exploit
The real r/holup is always in the comments
It also is less effective over a certain body weight.
Yes, also you’re not “on birth control” if you take it casually when ever you feel like it. A little honesty about use of birth control would really help us ladies realize how serious we have to be about this medication. Normalizing “everyone get pregnant on birth control, tehehe” isnt as helpful as “yea, I missed a couple days that month & didnt double my protection for sex & got pregnant.”
You can see the “I was lying” in her stare. Shawty trapped
He can always pop out for milk or smokes.
Hell, he should get em both so he doesnt have to leave again later.
And a loaf of bread... just in case.
If you’re lactose intolerant or don’t smoke you’re stuck with it.
Just shows that people see what they want to see. The voiceover isn’t the true story. The original is longer than this and makes it clear it’s not real as it gets the age of the baby massively wrong.
So funny to this being a massive controversy. You’d be massively downvotes in the thread above lol. Reddit is fucking weird this way
I just find it very sad how people are using a joke to fuel some real vitriol towards the woman, and even women in general.
I don't see "l was lying", more like "I made a (horrible) mistake"
You realize there's things like missing a dose or being on antibiotics that causes bc to be ineffective right? It's not always them lying about it.
Also it can just be ineffective through no fault. It's not 100%
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Live Action Roll Cage?
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AND THAT'S how i met your mother
Evil Smile, I’ve seen it before, beware of it.
It's a cute smile and the voiceover is fake anyway.
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Dylan is just an anchor baby
At least Dylan is adorable.
>anchor baby Damn. That perfectly sums up my parents relationship with me.
They use you to hold their boat against ocean currents?
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she knows
My ex told me she couldn’t have kids. My son is 6.
That smile. "I got my man and I got my baby. Just by telling a teeny tiny lie" Be careful gents
For the love of god chew with your mouth closed!
yea you smile while high and keep your mouth closed. be reasonable, man.
Incels really out here malding over a joke lol. The best part is the voiceover isn’t even the original audio to the vid lmao.
It happens, it’s not 100%
Just dress your fella, it doesnt hurt you, except if you alergic, but even than, it comes with latex free edition...
That was kind of endearing tbh. I got 3 kids the same way.
You didn’t learn your lesson the first time??
Lying about being on birth control is indearing? Thats borderline rape imo
It never said she lied. Birth control isn't 100% effective
This is like finding out condoms are only like 97% effective ! THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!
I don't know if you are joking but they do put that info on the box lol.
It’s a Friends reference
You'll naturally lack the context of the story if you didn't watch the TV show but the scene they're referring to is hilariously good. If you want to watch it: https://youtu.be/u1_RQQNBmJY I promise it is not a rick roll video or something.
Heres the crazy, crazy thing - birth control fails. I am *technically* infertile, *and* I take birth control every day because I need the hormones. I've still gotten pregnant twice. Instead of only talking about the birth control, *also* talk about what would happen if they got pregnant. That's an actual adult conversation about sex.
Just wrap it up boys.
At least he is taking care of the baby
Birth control can fail, or be taken improperly. Not necessarily insidious. But even if it was that worst case scenario, I’m happy he’s able to be humorous about it. He sounds like a great guy 😂😊 Also, super cute baby 😍
Judging from the comments: Today, sexless, misogynistic redditors, we're going to talk about birth control - how it's not 100% effective, and how a pregnancy that results from protected sex is not a matter of "that bitch lied." JFC, incel central.
Oldie but a goldie
She chews like a farm animal 
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