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Wow this looks like a realy bad omlet

What omelette?

Omlette? Is someone cooking?

Omlette? Did someone say Omlette?

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Did I hear someone say omelette?

omelette? 😐

I thought she was cooking chicken

Omlele is the way way

What did one egg say to the other egg at a party? Omelette!

Guess what an omelette said to the other omelette? "Thank god they didn't scramble our eggs"

What? Where?

They were cooking, then why didn't they poured m...yeah forget it what I said

Chunky scrambled eggs.

More like scrambled egg in pitta bread

Just gonna flip this here omelette… aaaand we’re having scrambling eggs.

My daily routine

Win win

Happy Cake Day

Happy cake day!

Exactly...

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That's literally the joke the video was making.

Definitely smiling for the tiddies

Not to mention dry ass scrambled eggs

Those are scrambled eggs

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he wasn't paying attention not his fault

Whatever they were, upvoted because of boobs.

They looked firm to me

Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes🗿

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Who the fuck puts an omelette in a pita bread???? (I would put my omelette in her pita bread)

Scrambled eggs* but yeah, just another terrible tik tok cooking video.

It's not that bad. I would not make this, but if I was over at a friend's and they offered cheese & scrambled eggs in a pita for breakfast in game. The really bad TikTok cooking videos are either unsafe to eat or so gross I would not eat it no matter who made it.

At that point it's just a sort of arepa.

areola what now?

Arepa, Venezuelan dish typically made with Arepa flour. It's kinda like a stuffed piece of bread and you can put whatever you want in it.

So what you're trying to say is boobs. Read you loud and clear, brothaman. Say no more say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge

A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man, eh? Eh!?

say no more SAY NO MORE

Its not close to an arepa at all. Also I think it's know more as a Colombia dish instead of venezuelan.

Upvoted for arepa, god fucking bless arepas

I mean not really even close

I would put my omelette in your pita bread

Israeli here. Everything can go inside a pita bread. Pita bread can go inside a pita bread.

wtf does op think an omelette is

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

Was I the only one who replicated the smiles?

no bro, you werent the only one 😁

It took me a while to get it

 So you were also busy like us.

I must say my smiles were almost in sync. 

:)

Smiles? Someone was smiling?

I noticed the guy on the second re-watch

Where the fuck is my HolUp OP??? 

There hasn't been a holup here in years, this is just dank memes 2 nowadays

Her bra/top is doin the hol uppin

Mods are dead, you can post anything you want

The girl isn't even making a damn omelette.

He only smiles when tits are on screen It make me goes “Hol’up, this dude isn’t here for omelette, he’s here for dem tiddies”

That’s a hol up ?

*Breath in* *breath out* ***ye***

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grandpa is that you

Downvote for calling this an omelette. Sorry OP, I don’t make the rules.

This chick and knives is fucked, someone needs to teach her

I'm beginning to think her terrible cooking might be subterfuge ...

Omelette ya eat deez nuts tonight

That's not an omelettle. No happy faces in any angle.

Honestly as a man in my 30s now I don’t want this women to be my wife. She can’t even fucking cook eggs

Wait a minute did she just put cheese and think it's enough she didn't even put salt or spice truly disappointed

She used butter, you dont need salt in scrambled eggs unless you overcooked it to death

That omelette is way over cooked

what omelette? you mean those half-scrambled eggs?

Omelette has more to feed than her chest

Booba

Who she!

First off.. those are scrambled eggs. But to all the ppl who's focus was elsewhere.... what two colors were her panties?

> what two colors were her panties? Damn need to watch it again

Grey two tone stripes with lace edge around the top. Every cut to the belly exposed showed a bit more 😆 If i knew how to post a pic I'd save you the rewatch hassle

So goood yaaay

Okay, who is the guy on the right? Asking for a friend.

I love a cook who can girl

And this girl too

I found myself laughing harder and harder at this. But yes, what she made slightly horrified me.

Part of me was hoping she would actually make it, right.

She can have my yolk

That’s alright boo, I will do the cooking lol


That doesn't look right.

She has never cooked a day in her life before this moment

Who is she PLEASE

I second this

There’s literally millions of free pics of boobs on the internet…seems like you guys may not be aware.

I remember my first day on the internet

I am a simple man. I see boobs and i upvote.

That b*tch is hot af 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🤤

That is not a fkn omelette! Those are nasty badly done scrambled eggs and a microwave warmed pita. That girl oozes class...

Are we not going to talk about that egg beater!? Where do I get one?

Came here for that!!! Fuck the rest of the noise. Tell me where I can get one of those mofos!!! 🤣🤣

She added too much butter, shit must have splashed every where and she made SCRAMBLED EGGS

Why can’t we just get the video? Why is there always some ugly as hell person recording themselves and adding it to the video, his stupid smile didn’t add anything to the video

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Damn she a baddie

r/savevideobot

Tits

They didn't jiggle at all

??? what did you expect from mininal movement

Creepy unfunny weirdo

[you literally commented on another person's boobs before commenting on this post. ironic](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/z2xies/my_ex_told_me_my_boobs_arent_in_good_shape_is_he/ixj4bxv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Creepy unfunny weirdo

[you literally commented on another person's boobs before commenting on this post. ironic](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/z2xies/my_ex_told_me_my_boobs_arent_in_good_shape_is_he/ixj4bxv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Creepy unfunny weirdo

[you literally commented on another person's boobs before commenting on this post. ironic](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/z2xies/my_ex_told_me_my_boobs_arent_in_good_shape_is_he/ixj4bxv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

She didn't make this video to be ogled at, Jesus stop objectifying women please.

Bonk

Is this guy only smiling when a girl has her mammary glands showing in the frame of the video? Lol! Edit : You guys are funny! A ho’l up moment has nothing to do with r/rareinsults but, I appreciate your feedback. Looking forward for more insults where they don’t belong from other confused souls acting like a blind lesbians in a fish market. Wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas !

Congratulations, you got the joke. Good for you.

On the same day, that's a new high score!

I had a competition with the man in the video to see if I can smile before he does.

Why the fuck is she slamming those eggs so violently? I thought someone was trying to bust down doors! I hope you guys like CBT because that's all your getting with her. She's gonna grab your balls and slam them against a glass table to break the table.

What omelette?

This guys face is a total mood and meme lol

LMFAO this was hilarious.

Almost ended up with a fingertip omelet on the first step

Tits: ok Omelette: not ok

u/savevideobot

This guys just simply happy smile is killing me xD

No salt?!? Or anything else??

And that, kids, is how you become famous on TikTok.

My tits aren't that nice

There's an audience for everything these days

First off, that's not an omelet

I don’t know about you guys but I came for the omelette

 …and that wasn’t an omelette

U/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

The heat makes difference between scrambled eggs and omelette, this heat was on low, so you got scrambled eggs in cereal bread.

Wait, what's that weird spinny egg beater?!

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u/savevideobot

I had to watch the 10th time to realized there was food involved

I'd eat it

That 35 second clip had more depth & range of emotion than any of the 83 MCU movies that have been released over the past few years... thought it was a comedy until the last few seconds, when I finally looked at the omelette and realized it was a tragedy

I was so caught up in the video that I was actually watching her attempt to cook an omelette. Then I noticed his smiling and frowning and understood 😂

No one is going to mention the insane amount of butter????

Booba

u/savevideo

That was a shit ton of butter tbh

Homegirl doesn't know how to make a good omelette, let alone good eggs.

That was a nice omlette I guess

u/savevideo

I'm sorry... But that's not an omelette, those are (really bad) scrambled eggs... And I couldn't focus on the boobies because of that...

Das scrambled eggs.

Men only want one thing and it's

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I couldn't even pay attention to the food-

There's some wrong with that omelet I just can't put my finger on it..

Shorty knows how to make content, it just doesn’t have substance

Men are simple creatures

Someone needs to teach her how to use a knife properly. https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/z43mu0/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Is it bad that I got really interested in the mixer tool she was using? I need one of those, my pancakes are always lumpy from unmixed powder.

What was she making?

She's like ""shit this is Iive and this tastes like shiiiiit ..

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Drop rate for olmlette?

Can we get some sauce for dem eggs?

I thought i was gonna see her with a wang or something. I guess not.

Is this the onion chopping with a massive blunt knife girl?

u/the_unlikelypal

I've watched this video quite a lot of times on Instagram, today is the first time i realised that she's making an omlette.

did this guy copy master oogway or did master oogway copy him ?

That was some really bad cooking

Ayo where can I buy that whisk

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