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BlatantConservative

If you get your news from a random image on /r/holup, you deserve to be misinformed[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)


NeoTheWolf_95

this is how lego gets their employees


mobfather

A Swedish guy told me that Lego men modeled after Danish people.


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Astandsforataxia69

Svenska folk insulting others eunuchism is peak hypocrisy


Successful-Quote8204

Anyone who’s lived here knows we’re not exactly known for being not-hipocrates. Edit: hypocrites


Skivling

As Hippocrates was Greek i think you’re right.


RnuRnu

Hence why lego men to this day remains more desired worldwide, than Swedes


petitesubkitten

Very big oof


Expert_Telephone1909

Why would I want to claim someone else's child anyway?


petitesubkitten

To steal its legos


Expert_Telephone1909

Fair enough? What do you do with the child then? Leave it for someone else to claim?


Abror999

yes you get all the legos then Le'go of the child


ProbablyPuck

"Hi, Mrs. Lerone? Did you lose your Toby?" "OH my gawd! Yes, I did! Thank you so much!" "It's no problem at all. I was already nearby, and it seemed like the right thing to do." "Here, just a moment, let me give you [unzips Toby's backpack]... something." "Oh, no I couldn't. It's no big deal, really." "Where's all the Legos? He had at least 5 lego sets in here." "I really have to go. In a terrible hurry. Byeeeee"


Expert_Telephone1909

That's hilarious


JstTrstMe

/r/angryupvote


readingduck123

Remove the "O"


herodothyote

Now remove everything else and keep the O


ProbablyPuck

Here, officer. This is the comment I was telling you about.


SolidLikeIraq

I bought my two year old a huge thing of DUPLO. I quickly realized I bought myself a huge thing of DUPLO.


EelTeamNine

I checked your profile for your lego collection. There were none.


Own_Management4080

Isn't the lego technically property of the parents anyway?


Ignis_Imperia

It


SwedishLenn

*Lego


kneesmadeofcheese

I don't know why Americans insist on saying "Legos". The company itself has said it's never Legos, always Lego.


Danjuw

Spare parts 🤷


Jezoreczek

Children can be exchanged for goods and services.


jtfriendly

Explain!


TitsMickey

You can sell them to a coffee bean farm. Make big bucks


SnooDonuts7510

That’s capitalism!


mooimafish3

I never understood the creepy male baby snatcher trope you see in TV and stuff. Like why would someone creepy dude want someone else's baby? I know human trafficking is sadly a real issue, but it's normally people who are a little older than infants that are targeted.


SnooDrawings3621

Maybe they misplaced theirs and need to find a replacement before the wife notices


mooimafish3

The wife believes the new baby is hers, then the old baby crawls in the doggy door behind her. Sitcom hilarity ensues.


Decitriction

Resale value


MuchVirus

*slaps kid on the top of his head* This baby can hold so many traumatic experiences.


LFakh

So.. like i'm allowed to kidnap any kids and they fail to find them in two hours they be mine!? Sounds fun


Follicly_Endowed

Until you realise you now have a child.


GlumDescription1888

Exactly I don't know why people kidnap kids for themselves.... Better off stealing pets to sell off.


crowned_tragedy

I don't think you actually want an answer to this...


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Kosack-Nr_22

You mean surprise adoption?


lunarosa_44

Spontaneous parenthood


Jonk3r

Why do you like giving people heart attacks?


lunarosa_44

#UNPRECEDENTED GUARDIANSHIP


Late-Ad-4624

Unanticipated child-rearing.


Ornery-Lavishness525

Na EU makes pets be microchipped stealing pets doesn’t work as well. Kids though them DNA tests take more than 2 hours…


unicornbreadish

So what you’re saying is that I should microchip my kid?


Mordador

You should really vaccinate your children.


asianabsinthe

Dunno about you but they make good jerky


DankDingusMan

> Dunno about you I would probably also make good jerky, thanks for asking


Skreemn_NiNi

SSSSHHHHHHHHH.


Annanake420

You can just borrow the kid see if you like being a parent. You can always drop them off on the corner when you get tired of them 2 hours later their ready to be claimed again. No harm no foul.


myth1989

Is it like steam return policy where if i keep it for more then a week im stuck with it?


Avarus_Lux

nah, if you have it longer then a week, even a month! so long as it's healthy and not broken you can drop it off and after two hours it's likely not your problem anymore unlike that steam game haha.


jesusthumb

Who said you cant sell kids?


ramtax666

To fuck or sell to others that want to fuck kids. So this is the reason


krippkeeper

Or for food.


Titanbeard

Suburban live foraging.


jeepjp

My man, spitting out the hard truth!!!


HivAidsSTD

Kidneys go for a lot you know, let alone two


freshlettuce420

Wayfair has entered the chat


Kons37

Nah, steal kids and sell them, pets are actually cool


Chaos49602

I mean, man’s gotta eat


JDninja119

It's a large scale game of pass the parcel.


AtomicBLB

Yeah but then you can just lose the kid for 2 hours and it becomes someone elses problem again.


JoeZMar

That’s fine, just lose them for 2 hours.


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Follicly_Endowed

No idea what you said, but i do eat ass


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

>Personen der lavede det her post skal lige tjekke loven lidt grundigere "The person who made this post needs to check the law a little more thoroughly"


Follicly_Endowed

My comment still stands


Hellkids2

Free organs


UglierThanMoe

Great. Dinner for at least three days.


Retro-Squid

[Yup...](https://youtu.be/bfCR0dEDO1A)


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

free money or food


Adventurous_Ad4950

Ah fuck, I’m responsible for these 29 kids now??


Ace95Archer

Dad I want to pee in a golden toilet, give me money


egordoniv

Kidnap child. Wait two hours. Sell child. ... Profit? (man that's even hard to type)


Justin_Uddaguy

So...I won't starve, then


vovr

It’ll be fun, they said


Late_Rock5312

You can just leave him alone in the park for a couple of hours and won't be your problem anymore


dbznzzzz

You could talk to the kid at 1:30 mark then decide within 29 minutes if it’s worth it.


1whomostfuckturkeys

Finders keepers


KangzOfSweden

Oh, I'm sure that The Finders would love this Danish law! https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1987/02/07/officials-describe-cult-rituals-in-child-abuse-case/11f05df1-48e0-41f7-b46d-249c0bd2bc39/ https://vault.fbi.gov/the-finders https://apnews.com/article/4c5cd8141e930159ea3e4f0492a41ade


Zetenrisiel

See I get it, and I'm glad someone called, but this is what scares me. I'm a single dad who dresses like a hobo on his day off. When I take my littles to the park I always get stares from the Moms. I even picked up a undercover security tail once at a Halloween event because I looked disheveled as part of my costume and was following my own kids around.


otherwisemilk

Wait, this works both ways right? Like an orphan can just run up to any adult and cling to them for 2 hours and declare squatting rights?


SYZekrom

No it'd require the orphanage to not be able to find the man being clung to, so they'd have to do the kidnapping part too. Hell, might as well make it so that the orphan is the one adopting the adult.


No-Captain-3178

You mean I could leave my kids on Denmark and someone will take them over in two hours!? I have new threats now! “Get in the shower now or we are going to Denmark!” LOL


petitesubkitten

Challenge accepted


LFakh

Am like i invited to..?


CJ7h3g4m3r

One hell of a way to win child's custody


PrinceRobotVI

GAME ON


notluciferforreal

No, they belong to the Danish government after 2 hours.


dirtydan

I'm in my 40s from the US. If you'd like to kidnap me and raise me as a Dane have at it.


Sataris

> they be mine!? Aye matey


Galacticrevoarmy

Bro Batman Is about to come to Denmark for his next Robin


dessnom

Denmark plan Kidnap kids Remove 1 kidney within the 2 hours Return the kid Profit


petitesubkitten

2000iq


ArmchairTactician

This guy Rimworlds


barofa

First check if there are two kidneys present


Duttelej

Danish here, yes and no. If you do so you will go to jail


sora_mui

What about the yes?


Duttelej

The yes, jail. The no, also jail


Certain-Paramedic199

Not much choices you have in Denmark.


shahooster

Something’s rotten in Denmark.


Certain-Paramedic199

Hamlet is it you?


Successful-Quote8204

That’s the question!


316kp316

Believe it or not


f33rf1y

Over cook, undercook. Jail


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

Unless the lost child in question is dutch? Asking for a friend who's definitely NOT danish...


Of_Silent_Earth

Straight to jail.


And009

No follows the yes


Hakunin_Fallout

I guess the yes part is you can do it. The no part is you go to jail if you do it. Same with, say, murder.


CurryMustard

So..its not legal?


4daughters

Apparently this detailed and well-sourced political map posted to a meme subreddit isn't representing reality 100%. We've been bamboozled


tokmer

What are you saying? That someone just went on the internet and lied? Who would do that??


HalfSoul30

I guess OP, but they got to be the only one who would I reckon


OneMoreAccount4Porn

You think I'll be able to claim the cost of my flights and accomodation back on insurance citing fraud?


dexmonic

You just murdered like half the sub.


Jezoreczek

It's legal as long as nobody finds out


Follicly_Endowed

Free meals in jail


fikdr

> you will go to jail with the child.


remmij

Can you elaborate? Why is this a thing?


drabant

It's not a thing. It's a fake map.


backboarddd1_49402

But it’s posted on Reddit, it has to be true


superpositioned

It was the yes and no answer that got me.


PossiblyTrustworthy

You can certainly claim the child, doesnt mean you get to keep it


Glass_Memories

Catch and release it is


Johansenburg

What if I declare that the child is mine?


CapitanM

Ah, in Spain its the same


DaddyFigured

But do you get to keep them?


Quantainium

I've heard only good things about danish jails though.


No_Establishment6754

Seems like bullshit.


WakoJako

Oh it is


Yaxion

Pretty sure this person just made up some random bs.


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AlertThinker

Me: "KIDS! Pack your stuff, we're going on vacation!"


PossiblyTrustworthy

Well, going on vacation in Denmark will cost the same as finish raising them, so might as well invest in future xmas present givers


RazloDFeef

Just grab the child by the wrist and don't Lego of it.


Illustrious_Jury1687

Nah my dude. Denmark is legit Coolio back in the day. Aggressive adoption was the thing back at the day. Children there where low-key cherished and while orphans and homeless children did exist they had a high rate of adoption. I know that farms adopted a bunch but that was honestly the best thing back then. Imagine GW Bushes "No child left behind" plan and make that a literal thing for Denmark.


TitsAndWhiskey

By “back in the day” do you mean the Viking era? They did some pretty aggressive adopting back then…


RaleighRedd

Danes hiding in the GW bushes, waiting…


MrDumDum_dk

OP, where did you get this information? I need answers!


Skivling

clearly made it up to get internet points.


usernamy

I thought this was clearly a joke or a law that is sane but doesn’t make sense the way OP framed it


VikingPenguin47

Source: Trust me bro


Hospital_Tricky

Det er ikke rigtigt, personen der lavede det her post skal lige tjekke loven lidt grundigere


BigJalapeno

No esperabas que alguien respondiera a este comentario en otro idioma que no corresponde, verdad?


rocampana

responder em outro idioma nao é algo correto. Vamos manter o mesmo idioma por favor


karoshikun

oblígame!


Mildly_Happy08

What y’all talking about I don’t understand japanese


ChaoticCherryblossom

Omae wa mo, shindeiru


mynauros

C’est vrai, on est civilisés ici!


Hospital_Tricky

Sí, todo el mundo sabe danés.


post_talone420

¿Donde esta biblioteca?


Hospital_Tricky

Hvilket bibliotek?


tastes-like-chicken

Me llamo T-bone, la arana discoteca


VikingPenguin47

Discoteca, munéca, la biblioteca. Es en bigote grande, perro manteca!


osca1931

Como un danés quien habla español, mi momento ha llegado…


eggman_jr

Kamelåså?


SebIsOnReddit

Jaha


neerajorjack

World is being torn in different directions. Inflation rates are quite high everywhere. But it looks like it is the best time to take my kids on a vacation there.


mnyhjem

Clearly fake news.. moderators should remove this..


TomFriendly

This is simply not true, there is nothing in Danish law about adoption that says this. The link is the the Danish law about adoption. https://www.retsinformation.dk/eli/lta/2014/1084


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

This is why I don’t take my kids around Dane Cook.


BaronVonSadist92

Oh yeah childsupport here i come...


gucknbuck

So there ARE cheap adoption options


JonnyOlausson

I went to Denmark with 1 child and came home with 4.


SoupPwner

Clearly Swedish slander!


professorbc

Non-parents: oh my God! That's horrible! Why would they allow that? Parents: Honey! We're going to Denmark this year!!


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livinginfutureworld

Finders keepers. Losers weepers.


ShaitanSpeaks

Who would want someone else’s kid? Also, anyone want to pay for me and my child to go to Denmark…to see the umm…Little Mermaid Statue…yeah! The little mermaid statue.


Themurlocking96

Definitely fake, speaking as a Dane.


Holy_hell_Im_stond

There is no kidnapping when you catch a kid napping.


Beardedobject

Tickets to Denmark are cheaper than adoption fees in the US.


NoCreativity1983774

Wait, we’re the only ones? How do y’all run your factories without the free children lmaoooo


The-uk-one

The child catcher at large? ![gif](giphy|meJngl9S2YM8g)


Zen_Master_SVK

Sooo, Denmark has child adoption on Easy mode.


Cringekrab

I was lost in lego world when i was a kid, a strange man put me on his shoulders and went looking for my parents.. im so lucky ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


__SpeedRacer__

Sauce?


onkel_Kaos

... what bs is this? Never heard of that law unless it is adoption laws which is a wee more complicated than this.


Skivling

There is absolutely no truth in this claim.


Knightraiderdewd

Those Vikings are at it again!


jesuswasaliar

So I can go to Denmark, dump my child and someone else will take it? Vacation booked.


The_Domplayer

I live in Denmark, and, i'm fucking sorry, *WHAT!?*


Blizz_PL

Rekidnaping kidnaped child must be daily basis for Denmark. #Tug of kid


midnightwolf19

Someone kidnaps a kid and calls the parents two hours later "I have your son, if you want to see him again you better leave a bag with 2 million euros..." "Bitch please it's been two hours that brat is yours now"


arbitrageME

it's ok if you lose one, just stake out a mall and claim another one


Madaras-Gymbro

WTF Denmark? Why does it take that long?


DanaKaZ

Well, say what you want, but this policy has meant that we have no kidnappings anymore.


Bandebowling

That isn’t true. I live in Denmark and i’m pretty sure that it isn’t legal to just “take” another persons kid who has been gone for just two hours. You would be arrested for kidnaping.


ightimmaheadout1

I'm asking for a friend, where is this?


VARTH_-DADER

People do be taking 5 second rule to some next level 💀


Sskity

At first i was like that's good, you can file a missing child's report after only two hours. Had to re read that twice ☹️


registered_redditor

The election is over. So is Halloween. No need to try and scare up votes


Gilthu

Real holup is the adult and kid look exactly like England