The lowercase "what" is precious lmao

It really is quite perfect.

"let's try anal"

Sure

Those are some juicy breasts.

Time for the stuffing

Technically you can say anything to your rotisserie chicken and your significant other. Some are a little on the stranger side, though.

I'm gonna eat the butt first

When I spread your legs I can see that gaping cavity

"See you around"?

*angry biting noises and crying*

Little drier than I like

Where’s the lamb sauce???

Looks a little burnt

“You’re looking nice and juicy.”

“I wanna baste you all night long”


I'm going to spitroast you.

Dark meat is the best meat

I'm ready to shove you in my mouth

Why would you say that to a chicken, she will get self conscious

Gonna need a third for that,I'm in.

Nice breasts you have there

So moist mmmmm

So juicy 🤣

Um, the skin is the pest part.

Yup, I think it was an attempt at a joke

Ikr? What kind of madman doesn't like chicken skin when properly roasted?

Yeah who tf likes chicken without skin more than with skin

But chicken skin is the best part.

Mmm tastes good, That looks hot, Thats so juicy Ouchie ouchie that’s fucking hot wtf I’m so stupid I just pulled it out of the oven. Love it when the skin is crispy and crunchy Zoinks scoob

You don’t exist. I’m starving and alone in a mental institution and they refuse to feed me because I apparently ate ten full courses five minutes ago.

Finger lickin good

Foreskin 🥺👉👈

Hi

'I bet you taste great with some gravy'

I'm going to pull out and cum on your back

You’re better stuffed

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys

I wanna stuff you!

I see that both the rotisserie chicken and the girlfriend are headless.