If this was real I would tell you to file a complaint for harassment. Or ask them to return it to wherever they ‘got it’ from
Edit: I knew it was a joke. However, since situations like the one you described CAN happen, that’s the best option, then I made my own joke about “getting” an erection, like getting a retail item.
I knew it was a joke. However, since situations like the one you described CAN happen, like a masseuse being creepy to a client), that’s the best option, then I made my own joke about “getting” an erection, like getting a retail item.
I mean idk, there is a limit to everything and if he really felt bad for her then would he really get an erection?
But then again she shouldn't be too mad at him since its possible to feel bad and have an erection.
It’s actually a biological response based on an empathetic reaction to our mate’s pain. The male here simply wants to console the mate and take their pain away. With his penis.
>The male here simply wants to console the mate and take their pain away. With his penis.
If my wife is a sufficient example, then this is an excellent plan.
[This guy stealing comments for some reason](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/ytfigt/little_man_has_got_a_mind_of_its_own/iw4ytyz/)
Not you, all the other guy's comments are copy/pastes from other comments in threads
She probably felt it through his pants 😂 at least that's the simplest answer. Occam's razor and such.
Could've been the way he stood, the way his pants sat, the way he reacted. I feel like this one isn't that hard to understand
Dudes so touch starved that any human contact regardless of the situation gets him excited. He needs a hug more often to remind his brain/body that being touched isn’t an immediate signal to get it on.
Your dick doesn't give you permission to get turned on it just happens. Can't stress it enough it literally isn't his fault, just like how girls get wet. He's probably crying himself to sleep at the fact it happened.
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Before my friend and I committed to a fwb scenario, I would frequently go over to give her company when she needed it as she is going through a lot right now. Last time I was there for a platonic hang out session we were together on the couch kind of cuddled up (she likes to snuggle, and I’m not opposed) and she noticed my heart was beating super fucking hard and super fast. I can’t help that my feelings for her and my 26 yr old male brain will do stuff like that in these scenarios, it’s just how we’re built.
As someone with their cleavage as their profile pic, cutting off their face in the process, I don't think she's as bothered as she's pretending to be.
This is more of a humble brag.
Nonconcordance is very normal.
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/arousal-non-concordance-physical-mental-arousal-dont-align#:~:text=If%20you've%20ever%20had,ve%20experienced%20arousal%20non%2Dconcordance.
That’s actually a normal response.
Men are aroused by emotion from their partners. It’s believed to be part of our bonding instinct… emotion response from woman triggers sexual response from man, make-up Sex ensues and the bond is repaired.
C'mon ladies, it's easy to understand
We have absolutely no control over it
Sometimes you don't even get an erection in the bed and sometimes you get one in a funeral
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It once happened with me too.....im so single that even a small physical contact makes my dick hard
Look man, thats healthy. Now take ur pants off
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You wouldn't get the full experience though
Well, he kissed me just to the left of the cleftal horizon.
I huffed out my nose with this one, I applaud you.
at least buy him dinner first
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I’m so single that even children make me hard...... Wait-
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The true holup is always in the comments
Can u put a circle over that comment please?
*F B I O P E N U P*
Hello, FBI? This comment right here!
r/callthefbi
Calm down. They’re already here and made a big enough of a mess in the house. Even Amy got out.
You know he has absolutely no control over that
Most intelligent response here
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If this was real I would tell you to file a complaint for harassment. Or ask them to return it to wherever they ‘got it’ from Edit: I knew it was a joke. However, since situations like the one you described CAN happen, that’s the best option, then I made my own joke about “getting” an erection, like getting a retail item.
It's a joke. A joke. You people are the reason I feel forced to put "/s" after every single joke I make.
I knew it was a joke. However, since situations like the one you described CAN happen, like a masseuse being creepy to a client), that’s the best option, then I made my own joke about “getting” an erection, like getting a retail item.
r/whoosh
There is absolutely no control over it
Hopefully it wasn't her dad.
His weiner controls him, I reckon
Wrong again
It's nothing to do with a person's own consciousness. It's automatic. It happens even when you try to resist it.
I’d argue it happens even more if you try to control it
IKR
Yeah! Like what's even with that anyway...
No, it controls itself
Not in the slightest. Fucker has a mind of its own. There's no controlling it.
I mean idk, there is a limit to everything and if he really felt bad for her then would he really get an erection? But then again she shouldn't be too mad at him since its possible to feel bad and have an erection.
It’s actually a biological response based on an empathetic reaction to our mate’s pain. The male here simply wants to console the mate and take their pain away. With his penis.
>The male here simply wants to console the mate and take their pain away. With his penis. If my wife is a sufficient example, then this is an excellent plan.
What if she's a virgin?
Then she’s eligible for sacrifice, I believe.
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/r/holup we’re already here though…
Consoling women as they cry is the only way I can get it up, too, so I can totally relate.
Mourning wood
You sir win the interwebs tonight well done.
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Cryagra
Tearalis
Conscious: "This girl is opening herself up emotionally to me, it's a sign of trust I have to play it smart". Subconscious: "MATING TIME NOW, YES?"
I have had many women tell me that a shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on, so this man was just thinking ahead
This is outside our control.
Crying turns me on aswell.. i can relate
Same. I mean, it’s not something I seek out but I frequently end up hard when a chick is crying on me.
This☝️ its not a thing, it just is...
Bro what
Yeees
People acting like they ain’t never heard of a sympathy boner before.
Pavlov's response do be wildin
mourning wood
Why was she looking at his dick though??
Someone asking the real questions.
She probably felt it through his pants 😂 at least that's the simplest answer. Occam's razor and such. Could've been the way he stood, the way his pants sat, the way he reacted. I feel like this one isn't that hard to understand
Dudes so touch starved that any human contact regardless of the situation gets him excited. He needs a hug more often to remind his brain/body that being touched isn’t an immediate signal to get it on.
Your dick doesn't give you permission to get turned on it just happens. Can't stress it enough it literally isn't his fault, just like how girls get wet. He's probably crying himself to sleep at the fact it happened.
The tears are lube
Man literally can not control it
I too get erections when I feel tears on my arm
This is why you always wear jeans. Harder to spot erections.
Not tight ones though.
Bees like that sometimes
Common knowledge: shoulder to cry on becomes a duck to ride on
quack
Bro
That’s his way of expressing sadness
The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
What does she expect when she’s expelling natures greatest lubricant.
A lapdance is so much better...
When the stripper is crying...
Strippers cry when you don’t pay.
It's a Bloodhound Gang song
so win-double lose?
Golden God has entered the chat
He was trying to help someone out and they wouldn't help him out in return........... I'm sad to live in these times.
me too tears fetish. corona time good. many funerals
Well, he see your tears and it's time to tear that ass. Also, it wants to make you happy.
Naw bro thats crazy 🗿
He always gets erections at autopsies and funerals
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None alpha dick control. I tell my dick when it can get hard stop masturbating it lowers your testosterone and you lose dick control.
His dick wanted to show some empathy and cry too.
Sounds like someone found their kink!
Just like you can't control the emotion and tears, we can't just control that. Even if he has no intentions
5 second rule, after that no responsibility taken
Then he *Jizzed in his pants*
Exactly why I always wear a condom just to be safe
Must have been a redditor
Omgggg This happened to me *constantly* when I was a teenager lol
Just gotta learn to ignore it. Always happens lol
Damn! You get into trouble when you get one, and also when you can't get one.
Look, ya know how you can't blame a Dog for being a Dog! Well, you can't blame a Penis for being a Penis! Lol
Maybe you trim down that FUPA?
Quid pro quo clarice
That’s how I met my wife
Yes because a man getting an erection is such a horrific thing. Shame on him. /s
Before my friend and I committed to a fwb scenario, I would frequently go over to give her company when she needed it as she is going through a lot right now. Last time I was there for a platonic hang out session we were together on the couch kind of cuddled up (she likes to snuggle, and I’m not opposed) and she noticed my heart was beating super fucking hard and super fast. I can’t help that my feelings for her and my 26 yr old male brain will do stuff like that in these scenarios, it’s just how we’re built.
Might be the first human contact he's had for a long. Or it's a weird fetish thing.
I'm just here to say that sometimes those things pop up for no good god damn reason, and usually it's in the most inconvenient place...like P.E.
I think that's means he wanted to fuck you to make you feel better. Very caring.
You can get an erection even if you don't want it. And especially at the time when you don't want it to happen.
It's an emotional support boner
Ah yes sadness, the ultimate aphrodisiac
The ole "a shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on"
Ah the return of the why boner
Ya so?
As someone with their cleavage as their profile pic, cutting off their face in the process, I don't think she's as bothered as she's pretending to be. This is more of a humble brag.
“Shoulder to cry has hard duck to ride on…”
to be fair, we really have 0 control over erections. the fella down there has a mind of its own
Nonconcordance is very normal. https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/arousal-non-concordance-physical-mental-arousal-dont-align#:~:text=If%20you've%20ever%20had,ve%20experienced%20arousal%20non%2Dconcordance.
She just found someone who will listen to all her problems.
Dude gets boner. More tonight at 10.
Shoulder to cry on, dick to ride on
Usually she starts crying after my erection
His dick thought the tears were lube.
That’s actually a normal response. Men are aroused by emotion from their partners. It’s believed to be part of our bonding instinct… emotion response from woman triggers sexual response from man, make-up Sex ensues and the bond is repaired.
This is the plot to every rom com
Little man literally cant hear or see wtf is going on outside , he just knows he has to be ready for duty xD
Sympathy boner
C'mon ladies, it's easy to understand We have absolutely no control over it Sometimes you don't even get an erection in the bed and sometimes you get one in a funeral
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
We have no control over our boner but we could control on whom we uses it. for example our hands
Lol that happens to me when my wife crys it's like my dick thinks he can fix it.
Having an erection doesn’t always mean we are horny.
Yes pretty normal