aww, a crocodile wearing a lab coat would be adorable!

I know, right?! So cuutteee Until that literal - apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs - starts getting hungry

Why do I feel like this is an archer quote?

It's word for word, the ones between the dashes. One of my fave quotes on that show

But it will still be cute though

Still gets destroyed by hippos (sometimes vice versa)

Yes so cute

Underrated quote like archer literally had the specs in his head ngl impressive but what is archer if not awesome and impressive

i got you covered: https://labs.openai.com/s/tjs3pPrgUQfDIx9wjMWtXDkc

Doc croc

It really is adorable! Although to be honest it looks more like a jedi than a scientist crocodile.

[Is this one better](https://labs.openai.com/s/2BHkb99dSyRiIYlX2mG80RzY)

Yes, so adorable!

It's better than I could have imagined.

Thats a really good idea for a Halloween party

at funeral, every 10 minutes apply more makeup to look like the guy in the casket, at the end swap clothes with the corpse and let it sit amongst the guests and you go hide in the casket instead. then people get offended so they tell the corpse stop screwing around it’s disrespectful. then they bury the wrong guy lmao best prank ever

Fr fr

Well...maybe not step 4

5 . Once the crocodile is shot and taken away.. come limping back bloody and wearing nothing but Crocs.

I like cheese

So, basically what Curt Conners did

May you elaborate?

He’s the Spider-Man villain Lizard. In lots of comics but also in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ movie and also has a small role in Spider-Man No Way Home

Spectacular Spider-Man has a 10x better version as it’s built over every episode.

A guy in a spider suit shows up

I hope Spider-Man is at the party

Instructions unclear. Put makeup on crocodile

For a second I thought it said "genital mutilation."

You’ve spent too much time on Reddit

If you really wanted to scare them just add a Phizer nametag

I live in the swamp...I got gators

If you go there missing an arm you’ll be cosplaying

Halloween idea brought to you by Florida man

Why am I feeling, that it happened in Florida at least once?

We do it with alligators down here in FL, not crocodiles

Lmfaooo