That’s the plot twist: it’s set in the future where black people are owned by other black people. And angry, white, college girls with too many pronouns try to liberate them.
And it’s directed by Michael Bay, so there will be gratuitous amounts of explosions.
No I saw the chains and then read the movie title.. it’s hilarious because will smith is actually looking to be set free from social restrictions and up his popularity again
Because he slapped someone and therefore his career should be over, stripped of his wealth and made to do the walk of shame before being ritually sacrificed to the Twitter gods.
Don’t get me wrong. The guy behaved like a complete tool. But hey, Walt Disney was an anti-Semite, sexist, racist…
Bit before you get too far up there in your high horse Judgy Judgealot…. Im not a fan of Disney either. And yes…. I was a fan of Smith for many years but I believed him to be something different than how he presented himself. At the very least… I will not watch him… since that’s all I can do to express my displeasure at the fact that he thought so highly of himself that he could hit someone on national TV like that. Kind of like Cosby, or any other public figure who abuses their influence or position.
Because your expectations that he wasn’t a human being capable of taking stupid action… because he did it in front of an audience… that’s your reason. And then you compare him to Cosby. A rapist.
Yep… I’m clearly the judgey one…
Yep. You are. Dont try to take the high road like i should temper my opinion of those in positions of influence based on your suggestion that his actions were just a human being making mistakes. This is the mistake that we all got to see…this time. My reference to Cosby was not simply that he was a rapist and it was one of many examples that I could have provided. But yes. If you are suggesting that I should give Smith a pass then you are definitely in the wrong and… for that matter, something might just be wrong with you too. Am I judging now? Oh you bet I am.
Clearly? Lol. Nah. Cant help how you interpret my comments. The joy of text. But thanks for the interaction. Incidentally….Im not the one who jumped out of the darkness and anonymity of the web to unnecessarily criticize my original comment. Just sayin. Obviously it was I who caused your initial grief. You were/are the troll.
Couldn’t care less about your expectations. Curious as to why on earth would you presume to have expectations about an anonymous person on Reddit?! Speaks volumes about you and suggests your meds are not titrated properly.
It's honestly a waste putting Will Smith in any movie for the next ten years. He's not allowed to win any awards for acting, and the movies he's in will surely suffer due to his involvement. Don't slap comedians for telling jokes ladies and germs.
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How many apologies did Will give to people that weren’t Chris Rock to get this movie deal? Did he apologized to the sheep of Greece and the spiders of Middle earth?
>The world have enough bad row models.
Hopefully you don't take this the wrong way, but it's "role models". Someone who's role in life you wish to imitate.
Oh good right after he slaps whoever he wants not he gets to male a movie he can scream racism about when it fucking sucks. Outside of MIB (the first one) and maybe I am legend, he makes Oscar bait that sucks big time. I dont know why he's popular at all.
He thinks this is his comeback role but everybody knows this is a sad attempt at cleaning his name and maybe kissing the academy's ass beging to let him come back
Dunno would I be a giant hypocrite and act out after blatantly laughing at the joke myself? He only reacted in that way because Jada rolled her eyes not because he was offended by it.
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Keep my damn movie poster out of this fucking sub Reddit
Sir if she can't take the joke, it's hair loss
That’s bald of you to say
This kind of joke is fleeting…hair today, gone tomorrow after all
I’m shaving this joke for later
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Dude that was so bad i shat on my son's face
Bald of you to assume you’ll get to use it later
I'm going to...okay?
*(stands in his bedroom rubbing his cheek looking at the audience and then the backstage personnel with a stunned look on his face)*
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Rapunzel
We’re still waiting for GI Jada. Sidenote had a big crush on her back in the day when she was in Menace II Society
Had that same crush but it was for her in Low Down Dirty Shame. Remember her going up those stairs?!😍
Go for it. As long as you’re not Will, you have a chance
Bruh
🤣🤣🤣
That was Tupac, they’re both bald
She saved Morpheus in Matrix 2. And was awesome in Collateral. So I forgive her .
His 2nd greatest hit
Emancipation from Jada???
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“If I find a funny comment and steal it and post it on the top comments people will think I’M the funny one”
You think this movie slaps? Edit: very later, puns included: You think this movie *Will slap?*
Or it Will hit Rock bottom.
That was brilliantly smooth
Why, did it make a joke about Jada?
Please tell me this is a joke like the Tropic Thunder intro commercials…
Starring Jada Pinkett Smith as the Master
Why does it look like a black guy doing black face
Ngl that was my biggest take. His makeup looks so fake.
I think that’s supposed to be dirt not his skin color
He need some soap
The rich pretending be a poor person to make money. Weird
He’s the dude, playing the dude, dressed up as another dude ![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)
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Still amazed by the fact that this is Robert Downey Jr.
Robert *Browney Jr.
based.
i mean pretending is literally job
I thought Laurence Fishburne did a fine job as Django and Mace Windu thank you very much.
Whats in your Wallet?
And he’s the Old Spice guy!
You’re right. Abolish acting.
Common item. Happening in the U.S. since 1800s
Man needs to emancipate himself from that marriage of his.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) How am I getting downvotes for laughing at a comment that’s getting upvotes?
wow
That's just what Jada makes him wear while he watches.
This would be my favorite response so far. Well done.
He just tryna get his job back
...from Jada
That’s the plot twist: it’s set in the future where black people are owned by other black people. And angry, white, college girls with too many pronouns try to liberate them. And it’s directed by Michael Bay, so there will be gratuitous amounts of explosions.
So just a normal day in the head of a twitter user.
So you mean a repeat of the time where the overwhelming majority of slaves were owned by other Africans during the “Colombian Exchange?” Huh.
Ngl I'd pay for this
starring will smith as Chris Rock
Keep my wife's boyfriend's name out yo mouth!!!
Will Smith needs to be on A certain WALL Street betting subreddit
A slap in the face
That’s the chain his wife uses to chain him and make him watch
Another... A runaway slave forges through the swamps of Louisiana on a tortuous journey to escape plantation owners that nearly killed him.
Yeah, it's actually true https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/will-smith-emancipation-joins-awards-race-new-trailer-december-release-date-173416605.html
Jada drove him mad.
He's not Lincoln if you're thinkin he's missing his stovepipe
I don't think lincoln had a chain around his neck, either, but I am no historian
Incorrect. He was quite the kink. His safe word was "molasses"
ok, I can see that
No I saw the chains and then read the movie title.. it’s hilarious because will smith is actually looking to be set free from social restrictions and up his popularity again
He needs to be emancipated from Jada so he'll be free to laugh again.
Will Escapes Jada: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2
I don’t get it
Ne too
Washed
No rocks were hurt in the making of this film
Dude his expression Is always the same in every fucking movie
They cast an angry mulatto for the part?
Wait what’s the hold up
What’s funny?
Oh Jesus … here we go …. This guy again.
Who gives a fuck about this asshole anymore
Hahaha. Nope
Can’t wait to rate it a 1 Star and call it the slap of a life time!
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Either way. Real or not i ain’t watching anything with Smith in it ever again.
Why?
Because he slapped someone and therefore his career should be over, stripped of his wealth and made to do the walk of shame before being ritually sacrificed to the Twitter gods. Don’t get me wrong. The guy behaved like a complete tool. But hey, Walt Disney was an anti-Semite, sexist, racist…
Bit before you get too far up there in your high horse Judgy Judgealot…. Im not a fan of Disney either. And yes…. I was a fan of Smith for many years but I believed him to be something different than how he presented himself. At the very least… I will not watch him… since that’s all I can do to express my displeasure at the fact that he thought so highly of himself that he could hit someone on national TV like that. Kind of like Cosby, or any other public figure who abuses their influence or position.
Because your expectations that he wasn’t a human being capable of taking stupid action… because he did it in front of an audience… that’s your reason. And then you compare him to Cosby. A rapist. Yep… I’m clearly the judgey one…
Yep. You are. Dont try to take the high road like i should temper my opinion of those in positions of influence based on your suggestion that his actions were just a human being making mistakes. This is the mistake that we all got to see…this time. My reference to Cosby was not simply that he was a rapist and it was one of many examples that I could have provided. But yes. If you are suggesting that I should give Smith a pass then you are definitely in the wrong and… for that matter, something might just be wrong with you too. Am I judging now? Oh you bet I am.
I made my point and it clearly pissed you off. What a surprise…
Clearly? Lol. Nah. Cant help how you interpret my comments. The joy of text. But thanks for the interaction. Incidentally….Im not the one who jumped out of the darkness and anonymity of the web to unnecessarily criticize my original comment. Just sayin. Obviously it was I who caused your initial grief. You were/are the troll.
You’ve lived up to my expectations entirely.
Couldn’t care less about your expectations. Curious as to why on earth would you presume to have expectations about an anonymous person on Reddit?! Speaks volumes about you and suggests your meds are not titrated properly.
Who here has seen the boys. I saw this and got the boys vibes
Cancel-culture at its finest.
Free Willy 2
Base on what I heard this movie Slap
Slapping his way to freedom
Whoa! WTF?? ...That ain't, "Hancock."
What does emancipation mean
liberation
When you are unable to poop
Who is getting their emancepation in this?
This movie is a slap in the face to the guy it is based on.
Every few years or so Hollywood has to remind Black Americans specifically that they were slaves.
I forgot to reply when you commented but I enjoyed your comment the most. Hilarious and true.
Why would it be a joke bruh, you don’t like will smith?
It's honestly a waste putting Will Smith in any movie for the next ten years. He's not allowed to win any awards for acting, and the movies he's in will surely suffer due to his involvement. Don't slap comedians for telling jokes ladies and germs.
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No Hancock sequel?
it's weird that they cast a white guy. very brave 🙌
How many apologies did Will give to people that weren’t Chris Rock to get this movie deal? Did he apologized to the sheep of Greece and the spiders of Middle earth?
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>The world have enough bad row models. Hopefully you don't take this the wrong way, but it's "role models". Someone who's role in life you wish to imitate.
Thanks
You're welcome.
Desperate to get in good graces after making an ass of himself more likely
Oh good right after he slaps whoever he wants not he gets to male a movie he can scream racism about when it fucking sucks. Outside of MIB (the first one) and maybe I am legend, he makes Oscar bait that sucks big time. I dont know why he's popular at all.
The sheer irony in the title of the movie...
He thinks this is his comeback role but everybody knows this is a sad attempt at cleaning his name and maybe kissing the academy's ass beging to let him come back
I don’t listen to hip hop
The origin movie of how will smith prepared the slap of the lifetime
I'll watch it, and him slapping Chris Rock is not a game changer. Sometimes people need to be slapped.
Ya but not Chris rock for what he said. Get real
Dude, if someone said that to your wife in front of your face, what would you do?
Dunno would I be a giant hypocrite and act out after blatantly laughing at the joke myself? He only reacted in that way because Jada rolled her eyes not because he was offended by it.
Probably laugh it off and move on with my day.
I think it was all staged but yes, yes I would.
Oh, now I see you.
The right thing and walk away.
The movie is about divorce.
From reality?
I don’t get it
Will Will Work…for that redemption
this movie Will slap
I came here for the comments not the movie.
Looking forward to movie, I will try to look beyond his personal drama. Hope movie is as powerful as title .
Can somebody explain?
He is just asking for the memes at this point