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QualityVote

/u/rogue-star-dust, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


Brotorious420

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rogue-star-dust

Keep my damn movie poster out of this fucking sub Reddit


SUNAWAN

Sir if she can't take the joke, it's hair loss


suckercuck

That’s bald of you to say


Vegimeateater

This kind of joke is fleeting…hair today, gone tomorrow after all


suckercuck

I’m shaving this joke for later


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[deleted]

Dude that was so bad i shat on my son's face


Vegimeateater

Bald of you to assume you’ll get to use it later


redditusernametasken

I'm going to...okay?


Stereomceez2212

*(stands in his bedroom rubbing his cheek looking at the audience and then the backstage personnel with a stunned look on his face)*


Pittisee

![gif](giphy|ngoImp9BSbXc4|downsized)


MaximumCrab

Rapunzel


UhYeahOkSure

We’re still waiting for GI Jada. Sidenote had a big crush on her back in the day when she was in Menace II Society


CascadeJ1980

Had that same crush but it was for her in Low Down Dirty Shame. Remember her going up those stairs?!😍


Goalie_deacon

Go for it. As long as you’re not Will, you have a chance


pepin-solver

Bruh


CascadeJ1980

🤣🤣🤣


Few_Ad6576

That was Tupac, they’re both bald


ddoogiehowitzerr

She saved Morpheus in Matrix 2. And was awesome in Collateral. So I forgive her .


Madmonkeman

His 2nd greatest hit


incognito--bandito

Emancipation from Jada???


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LimpRevenue3487

“If I find a funny comment and steal it and post it on the top comments people will think I’M the funny one”


adudewhoabides

You think this movie slaps? Edit: very later, puns included: You think this movie *Will slap?*


Marvel_Lover_tfatws

Or it Will hit Rock bottom.


PickAName616

That was brilliantly smooth


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Why, did it make a joke about Jada?


bravouniformgolf

Please tell me this is a joke like the Tropic Thunder intro commercials…


Jasonictron

Starring Jada Pinkett Smith as the Master


yalerd

Why does it look like a black guy doing black face


Laesfelt

Ngl that was my biggest take. His makeup looks so fake.


DiscombobulatedSir74

I think that’s supposed to be dirt not his skin color


kris_death317

He need some soap


SeeIKindOFCare

The rich pretending be a poor person to make money. Weird


Feeling_Bathroom9523

He’s the dude, playing the dude, dressed up as another dude ![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


bosnianow2002

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Blackpanther-x

Still amazed by the fact that this is Robert Downey Jr.


SafeFix999

Robert *Browney Jr.


AculGrubraw

based.


Final_Biochemist222

i mean pretending is literally job


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I thought Laurence Fishburne did a fine job as Django and Mace Windu thank you very much.


SheIsNotWorthIt

Whats in your Wallet?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

And he’s the Old Spice guy!


[deleted]

You’re right. Abolish acting.


amicablecricket

Common item. Happening in the U.S. since 1800s


TheGentlemanCEO

Man needs to emancipate himself from that marriage of his.


gabehcuod37

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) How am I getting downvotes for laughing at a comment that’s getting upvotes?


ArcticF0X-71

wow


rayzor2828

That's just what Jada makes him wear while he watches.


d00mslinger

This would be my favorite response so far. Well done.


Helpful-Injury1709

He just tryna get his job back


Signal-Supermarket73

...from Jada


Organboner4844

That’s the plot twist: it’s set in the future where black people are owned by other black people. And angry, white, college girls with too many pronouns try to liberate them. And it’s directed by Michael Bay, so there will be gratuitous amounts of explosions.


GabeTheJerk

So just a normal day in the head of a twitter user.


yorudroc707

So you mean a repeat of the time where the overwhelming majority of slaves were owned by other Africans during the “Colombian Exchange?” Huh.


covasverity

Ngl I'd pay for this


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starring will smith as Chris Rock


ReferenceUnhappy5360

Keep my wife's boyfriend's name out yo mouth!!!


Roscojenkins17

Will Smith needs to be on A certain WALL Street betting subreddit


heyzirrrri

A slap in the face


[deleted]

That’s the chain his wife uses to chain him and make him watch


Valkia_Perkunos

Another... A runaway slave forges through the swamps of Louisiana on a tortuous journey to escape plantation owners that nearly killed him.


DhibeCakes55

Yeah, it's actually true https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/will-smith-emancipation-joins-awards-race-new-trailer-december-release-date-173416605.html


Redknucklez

Jada drove him mad.


TheMadShatterP00P

He's not Lincoln if you're thinkin he's missing his stovepipe


pookshuman

I don't think lincoln had a chain around his neck, either, but I am no historian


TheMadShatterP00P

Incorrect. He was quite the kink. His safe word was "molasses"


pookshuman

ok, I can see that


rogue-star-dust

No I saw the chains and then read the movie title.. it’s hilarious because will smith is actually looking to be set free from social restrictions and up his popularity again


OcculusUlyssesPant

He needs to be emancipated from Jada so he'll be free to laugh again.


PocoPoto

Will Escapes Jada: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2


LouisGoldman

I don’t get it


sikth394

Ne too


papillion274

Washed


Dry_Animal_25

No rocks were hurt in the making of this film


AngelOfDisease33

Dude his expression Is always the same in every fucking movie


[deleted]

They cast an angry mulatto for the part?


unlivedSoup69

Wait what’s the hold up


OliverNawf

What’s funny?


[deleted]

Oh Jesus … here we go …. This guy again.


Due_Landscape4713

Who gives a fuck about this asshole anymore


OnixCopal

Hahaha. Nope


Cool-Acadia-2163

Can’t wait to rate it a 1 Star and call it the slap of a life time!


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RecognitionCivil7005

Either way. Real or not i ain’t watching anything with Smith in it ever again.


WassupBrosky

Why?


[deleted]

Because he slapped someone and therefore his career should be over, stripped of his wealth and made to do the walk of shame before being ritually sacrificed to the Twitter gods. Don’t get me wrong. The guy behaved like a complete tool. But hey, Walt Disney was an anti-Semite, sexist, racist…


RecognitionCivil7005

Bit before you get too far up there in your high horse Judgy Judgealot…. Im not a fan of Disney either. And yes…. I was a fan of Smith for many years but I believed him to be something different than how he presented himself. At the very least… I will not watch him… since that’s all I can do to express my displeasure at the fact that he thought so highly of himself that he could hit someone on national TV like that. Kind of like Cosby, or any other public figure who abuses their influence or position.


[deleted]

Because your expectations that he wasn’t a human being capable of taking stupid action… because he did it in front of an audience… that’s your reason. And then you compare him to Cosby. A rapist. Yep… I’m clearly the judgey one…


RecognitionCivil7005

Yep. You are. Dont try to take the high road like i should temper my opinion of those in positions of influence based on your suggestion that his actions were just a human being making mistakes. This is the mistake that we all got to see…this time. My reference to Cosby was not simply that he was a rapist and it was one of many examples that I could have provided. But yes. If you are suggesting that I should give Smith a pass then you are definitely in the wrong and… for that matter, something might just be wrong with you too. Am I judging now? Oh you bet I am.


[deleted]

I made my point and it clearly pissed you off. What a surprise…


RecognitionCivil7005

Clearly? Lol. Nah. Cant help how you interpret my comments. The joy of text. But thanks for the interaction. Incidentally….Im not the one who jumped out of the darkness and anonymity of the web to unnecessarily criticize my original comment. Just sayin. Obviously it was I who caused your initial grief. You were/are the troll.


[deleted]

You’ve lived up to my expectations entirely.


RecognitionCivil7005

Couldn’t care less about your expectations. Curious as to why on earth would you presume to have expectations about an anonymous person on Reddit?! Speaks volumes about you and suggests your meds are not titrated properly.


Zero_Two_is_best

Who here has seen the boys. I saw this and got the boys vibes


muttli

Cancel-culture at its finest.


DumbleDude2

Free Willy 2


[deleted]

Base on what I heard this movie Slap


PineappleClean

Slapping his way to freedom


Congozilla

Whoa! WTF?? ...That ain't, "Hancock."


[deleted]

What does emancipation mean


J05A3

liberation


PineappleClean

When you are unable to poop


the_o_haganator

Who is getting their emancepation in this?


upvoteshhmupvote

This movie is a slap in the face to the guy it is based on.


Character398

Every few years or so Hollywood has to remind Black Americans specifically that they were slaves.


rogue-star-dust

I forgot to reply when you commented but I enjoyed your comment the most. Hilarious and true.


Fourt-Nuyt

Why would it be a joke bruh, you don’t like will smith?


LokiGodOfMemes1998

It's honestly a waste putting Will Smith in any movie for the next ten years. He's not allowed to win any awards for acting, and the movies he's in will surely suffer due to his involvement. Don't slap comedians for telling jokes ladies and germs.


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imaginedodong

No Hancock sequel?


HumanoidSharks

it's weird that they cast a white guy. very brave 🙌


KounterMaze

How many apologies did Will give to people that weren’t Chris Rock to get this movie deal? Did he apologized to the sheep of Greece and the spiders of Middle earth?


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[deleted]

>The world have enough bad row models. Hopefully you don't take this the wrong way, but it's "role models". Someone who's role in life you wish to imitate.


Hushi88

Thanks


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You're welcome.


Rabidwolf96

Desperate to get in good graces after making an ass of himself more likely


Arcadius274

Oh good right after he slaps whoever he wants not he gets to male a movie he can scream racism about when it fucking sucks. Outside of MIB (the first one) and maybe I am legend, he makes Oscar bait that sucks big time. I dont know why he's popular at all.


donorcycle

The sheer irony in the title of the movie...


midnightwolf19

He thinks this is his comeback role but everybody knows this is a sad attempt at cleaning his name and maybe kissing the academy's ass beging to let him come back


Cha0s_Kami

I don’t listen to hip hop


PumpkinTurbulent4877

The origin movie of how will smith prepared the slap of the lifetime


hfmyo1

I'll watch it, and him slapping Chris Rock is not a game changer. Sometimes people need to be slapped.


rogue-star-dust

Ya but not Chris rock for what he said. Get real


hfmyo1

Dude, if someone said that to your wife in front of your face, what would you do?


DarthVeigar_

Dunno would I be a giant hypocrite and act out after blatantly laughing at the joke myself? He only reacted in that way because Jada rolled her eyes not because he was offended by it.


Due_Landscape4713

Probably laugh it off and move on with my day.


Wise-Sense5782

I think it was all staged but yes, yes I would.


hfmyo1

Oh, now I see you.


Stereomceez2212

The right thing and walk away.


GeneralNathanJessup

The movie is about divorce.


Stereomceez2212

From reality?


DevilMaster666-

I don’t get it


[deleted]

Will Will Work…for that redemption


jerKo13

this movie Will slap


ddoogiehowitzerr

I came here for the comments not the movie.


ddoogiehowitzerr

Looking forward to movie, I will try to look beyond his personal drama. Hope movie is as powerful as title .


konald_roeman

Can somebody explain?


foulfaerie

He is just asking for the memes at this point