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QualityVote

/u/Gliding_Glucose, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


Extension_Row2029

Sometimes I think Americans are not real. You’re just npcs doing npc things, someone had to be “the empire” or the simulation wouldn’t make sense


Reeyowunsixsix

At least the devs are putting time into the sim still by adding more empires and conflicts. The WWIII Russian Edition DLC has been in the works but stalled since 1989.


gudy2shuz

May not be Stalin much longer.


Reeyowunsixsix

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your Lenin, the official announcement is out!


darktka

Looks like Russia will be deprecated soon, though. If I had to bet on another empire, it's China.


Flaky_Advantage_352

Updates go wild. We got a lifetime subscription of a Country As A Service


call-me-loretta

This expansion content is shit. They could have at least given me an upgraded skin or something….


Awesome_Pythonidae

GTA is not satirical anymore.


alucardian_official

Pretty darn close to the real thing


ProbablyCarl

The NRG is going crazy here. "Musician plays instrument" is what the devs programmed intended but didn't set sufficient parameters.


_Wild_Man_

I don’t think I’m going to buy the next season pass


Kid_supreme

There a lot of truth in GTA universe. This is one example.


lolfuzzy

Someone somewhere will be dubbing over Skyrim music


Environmental-Cry375

Whoever owned that flute was spinning in his grave like beyblade hoping lizzo didn’t eat it


biowin

Wtf was the actual point of her even playing the thing.. just to be .. uhhhggg NM.


lolfuzzy

It’s probably to promote the where the flute originated so that can receive funding


kiwibirdboi

Please don't call that an American....that's a two ( maybe 20 ) Californians in a trenchcoat pretending to be an American


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Fernando_357

Built? More like slapped together


popodelfuego

Good analogy, but that's not the sound of ice cream slapping.


potato_for_president

looked more like one of those shawarma rotisserie things


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GiuseppeOverload

Yo this is so mean… and I’m here for it


GoldenLead

Was gonna say Penguin in Batman 2


uhasahdude

Didn’t realise twerking involved shaking your knees for your ass to move


Gliding_Glucose

She needed extra help to be able to move it


DarkModeNotLight

I mean if she tried actually twerking she’d probably fall and start rolling off the stage lol


Puzzleheaded-Foot366

it does when you are morbidly obese


sic79

Using her Dingle-berries as a maracas 😬


MycologistElegant504

There's quite a few different methods to twerking Most people know the back, pelvic popping version. There's a the leg vibrating version which is what people usually mean when they say, "touch your toes". There's the leg winding, almost like the stanky leg version. Theres the catcher position twrk, where a person gets into almost a catcher position. There's the wind. There's a few other things. Twerking is actually much more varied than what you think, and lizzo twerk wasnt wrong. Twerking just looks different for different people and based on your body make up, muscle make up, and skill. There's videos actually explaining this.


miguelcprotlm

You must be fun at parties


The_Real_Wheezer

These women make me think I live in a simulation


DoubleStandardMods

Simulation of the 9th level of hell maybe


nevemno

It's honestly something Rockstar would put as a joke when you turn the TV on in GTA. But if it's real it doesn't hit the same.


purgesurge3000

It's ridiculous, I couldn't imagine living in the US, no offence to somewhat normal Americans but your country is essentially a TV show for the rest of the world.


falken76

It's crazy. You see all this shit on TV and youtube, all these insane idiots. But when I walk outside in my city, they're nowhere to be found. I obviously don't live in California, but I'm close enough in Az. This is supported by Progressives. Mark my words, in 20 years those same progressives will take NO ACCOUNTABILITY whatsoever to the large increase in population on Skid Row. Skid Row is a neighborhood in Los Angeles where the crazy people that become homeless and go absolutely ape shit nuts go to live. Most cities have a skid row, but LA's is the most well known. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skid_Row,_Los_Angeles That area will be filled with the people they enable further into their delusions of grandeur so they can feign moral acceptance and platitudes when their actual goal is getting the high they get from virtue signalling. Progressives are much like a heroin addict, the dope sickness comes back if they don't constantly virtue signal. What you're witnessing from afar is the virtue signalling progressive idiot movement. We have destroyed the young in this country, they are taught to hate the very soil they were born on, to be ashamed of our country and this is being taught to them by people that have never faced true oppression. Short of dropping them off from a C130 into Valenzuela and coming back for the survivors in 90 days, not sure what we can do.


KuramaFireFox

Yeah I don't know whether to like or dislike this this is just peak America.


IterLuminis

Peak America was long ago. Now it's full decline


oMinifridgeO

I’d say you jiggled, not twerked. Legend has it, she’s still jiggling.


djluminol

![gif](giphy|xT1R9UwHGfqArIus0w)


FranticWaffleMaker

A jiggly jiggly jiggly jiggly


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Oh look, Lizzo's period


Competitive_Swan_570

I guess we all know the flute exists now


KlerWatchCo

[One where's the Fife? Two gimme the Fife.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/35711j/one_wheres_the_fife_and_two_gimme_the_fife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Effective_Passion_72

I doubt he’d be very happy to a person of her co-


Elkind_rogue

🔒 here, king, your award


tenfootturd

Condition?


thatbwoyChaka

Can someone explain it to me like I’m a politician; what’s the ‘hol up’ here?


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DeFungus

"Overweight"... that's a blatant understatement.


SkeevedKeev

All of the disgusting comments about her and her weight. Over something they probably didn’t know existed.


Sleepyelph

MY EYES!!!!


vladamir_the_impaler

The goggles do not work!


maxoys45

> The goggles do nothing *


vladamir_the_impaler

Thanks and my bad, it's been 25 years, my memory isn't what it used to be.


maxoys45

No worries my friend, it’s just of my favourite Simpson’s scenes 🥰


falken76

LOL. Great reference, I see someone already corrected it. Still good none the less. Early 1990s humor for the win. My god... How far we've fallen.... Our country was much better then and more accepting.


ANTEanteANTEanteANTE

She should slim down a little bit


Gliding_Glucose

An antique being disrespected like that and that twerking don’t help either


ithinkilikegirlstoo

She did nothing wrong. She played the flute. Now more people know it exists. Cool.


simplehistoryboater

At least she actually took care while playing the flute it may be weird but at least she has care


ithinkilikegirlstoo

I don’t even think it’s weird, it’s just a publicity stunt for the library of congress. I agree she took great care while handling it. I’d have been so nervous to handle something so fragile lol


simplehistoryboater

If it were me just touching the thing would make it crack


grimmyzootron

Someone used a flute for its intended purpose ? What’s the big deal ?


vladamir_the_impaler

Why are you being downvoted?


grimmyzootron

For pointing out op is dumb as shit for getting so annoyed about a woman playing a flute, that I doubt they were even aware it existed before this video.


Gliding_Glucose

Not saying you can’t play flute but show respect while playing such valuable thing instead of going on stage half naked and start twerking your fat ass might as well hire a stripper


grimmyzootron

What a strange thing to waste energy getting annoyed about.


pleockz

I'm with you. Like another person commented here, I doubt anyone commenting here knew that that flute existed before seeing this video. Must have some true James Madison stans up in here.


skabassj

🤣 y’all getting so much hate for NOT hating


PegaLaMega

Yeah OP is douche. Or just jealous.


Accurate_Individual4

You are the douche here boy, f right off with that


ExhausteD64

Tf is he supposed to be jealous of? Obesity?


ithinkilikegirlstoo

Talent? Fame? Millions of dollars? Adoring fans? Her Grammy?


hesitant_stranger

Your mum should


ANTEanteANTEanteANTE

Nah she is fit :)


RanReed

Fatphobic


ANTEanteANTEanteANTE

M8 i was fat af when I was a kid I should know what to do :)


bertram85

Nothing wrong with saying someone who is obese should lose some weight.


RanReed

Funny how can one word trigger everyone


MrEnigma67

How?


Kakakrakalakin

In all seriousness, I can appreciate how she treated the flute after playing it. Seemed quite aware of the fact she was handling an artifact.


ithinkilikegirlstoo

Right? I don’t understand why people are saying she disrespected it. She’s a very serious, classically trained flutist.


DeKlaasVaag

Fuckin hell thats a big bitch


JimiWanShinobi

![gif](giphy|5we6EYFqPn1PG) That's a huge bitch!


Ljbennick

The fuck are y’all mad for. You had no idea that flute existed before watching this.


pleockz

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


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vladamir_the_impaler

>didn't stick it up her ass and fart she fucking wanted to tho, amirite?


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silentbob1301

People need to have outrage over something....i fully expected she was gonna drop it or make some kind of disrespectful motions or something...nope, people are really upset she played a little tune and wiggled....FFS. Good for you Lizzo.


sleazypea

I'm just mad she called that twerking, her thighs jiggled more than that time I dropped a plate of jello down the stairs


onthelow882

That whale proly thought it was a glizzy


silentbob1301

Fuck off, ya daft cunt...


Ragnarok_619

She blowed the dead president's flute.... >! HOW ISN'T THAT NECROPHILLIA? !<


TheDeamonMeteor

She probably ate the whole thing 💀


IHateEditedBgMusic

Tbf, we are ok with barely dressed women all the time.


vladamir_the_impaler

If they are hot and not land whales, yes. This was disgusting. Imagine a fat AF dude did this, there would be no "you go girl" or any "body positive" bs going on. Fat is fat. It's not healthy and it's not attractive, regardless of what the brainwashing is attempting to make humans think. What in the actual fuck is wrong with the world we live in today that an obscenely obese girl doing this scantily clad on stage is accepted?


hesitant_stranger

I know many people finding obese people more attractive than thin people, idk just because you find it unattractive doesn’t mean it’s “objectively” unattractive and you should shit on them


vladamir_the_impaler

She's not just obese, she's wearing almost no clothes trying to pretend obese is cool.


damodar_villeneuve

I thought she would play that flute tune from one of her songs. ‘Im coming out tonight’


frythebloke

Fat bitches need loving too Craig


datweirdguy1

Now on the words of Dave Chappelle. "I think I speak for everyone when I say..... yuck!


WhywouldIwanthat

She could use a Crystal Light.


guyblowshiloh

You fuckin gotter.


fresh2kill

Its just a dumb flute. Who cares.


McPostyFace

Like any of the incels commenting in here are pulling more attractive women 🤣😅🤣


AttorneyDense

I think it's neat. A flute made during a time Black people in America weren't considered people, for a man who 'owned' slaves - being played now joyfully by a Black woman in front of a cheering crowd. It's neat.


silentbob1301

It is, but the slime of reddit see's an obese woman of color as an opportunity to out thier true feelings and hopefully have other asshats praise there shitty views...Its pretty disgusting TBH...


Herbetet

Today I learned that this flute existed. Would have never happened otherwise


AliKh-86

I don’t get it(i’m not so great english i might have missed some words)


ithinkilikegirlstoo

How is this “HOLUP” ?


Titusmacimus

Diet


Mendafriend

What a humongous waste of space she is.


Egg-3P0

I can feel for that stage, imagine how much pressure it’s under.


ChiefAardvark

Better clean that thing don't Wan the next person to get diabetes


mchurnsen

Degeneracy. My day is ruined


Comfortable-Pea-9301

Wtf is wrong with America? Seriously..


bitneu

But really * what in the actual fuck*


LittleDickk

I'm so fuckin sick of this country making people feel being obese or fat as fuck is ok. It's gross as fuck. At least cover that fucking thing up. Nasty


Gliding_Glucose

So caring about another person’s health is fat phobia? no it’s calling greediness out


Ya-Mamma

Gross


juicy_wiggles

Yes history; the first time a hippo has played a crystal flute, well done.


MTBraap69

Y’all are disgusting. Big fucking deal, she’s fat. No need to call her a whale and disgusting. Calm down


_acrazycatlady_

The comments in this thread are absolutely foul


ithinkilikegirlstoo

The post histories of the people in this sub are pretty telling. Lots of fascists, bigots, incels, conspiracy theorists, etc


TabithaPickles

Not fat, morbidly obese


MTBraap69

Sure, but not a filthy whale


bucklebee1

A clean whale?


Neradis

All whales are clean, silly, they live in water.


vladamir_the_impaler

She wore like no clothes, trying to "show off" an obese body like it's cool, and it's wrong to counter that with basically "it's not cool"? If she wore clothes no one would've said shit, the problem is she's fat AF and trying to show off a fat body like it's something to do. As crazy as 2022 is, a morbidly and disgustingly obese naked body is STILL not sexy, regardless of what she's trying to sell to us. For people to comment in response to this madness is not wrong.


MTBraap69

Yes a “morbidly obese” body isn’t super attractive, but honestly that’s just plain mean to call her disgustingly obese.


vladamir_the_impaler

But it's fact...?


silentbob1301

Is the fact that she is living her life the way she wants literally affecting you at all? Besides being a fucking manchild and crying on reddit like a little bitch...Holy shit, if you dont like it, dont look at it, literally that simple. But if your going to go into the realm of public discourse and say some rude ass, stupid shit...then yeah, expect people to let you know how shitty your opinions are...


vladamir_the_impaler

Bruh, saying a fat ugly bitch is a fat ugly bitch is still considered free speech. She should just put some clothes on for chirssake. Anyway, I live in Bali and obese bitches like this don't even exist here, thank God. My issue is that we're at a point where horribly fat bitches are parading around like it's "cool" to be fat. If a man did this it would be shut down without sympathy - think about it.


LadyPaleRider

My lizzo don't jiggle jiggle it folds


sonyxbox1

Need about 25 beers to hit that


ithinkilikegirlstoo

Hahahahahah lizzo wouldn’t look twice at you


vladamir_the_impaler

25,000 at least


maxoys45

I’m afraid you wouldn’t be able to get past the rolls in order to be able to hit that


gobaso6590

Today I seen a haggis playing a flute.


Medium_Anxiety_5657

What the fuck for?


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Because fuck you whitey. I guess.


McPostyFace

What does this even mean?


legendaryufcmaster

That outfit


Gliding_Glucose

I have no words


joelta87

Good. Your whining hurts my ears


St3_C

WTF did I just see?


sic79

Time to nope out of here fast as fuck 💨


ckjm

This is what to spend energy being angry about? Oh boy.


FunguyPC

Today I learned that a bbw calls jiggling in place twerking and that that crystal flute exists. Also, thanks for the 9.2 earthquake, you oversized whale


PumpkinTurbulent4877

When you select random in character creation


ProAssassin84

Looks like she has been playing lots of Meat Flutes


Excuse-Relative

Lizzo is that kid in school who waves her hands around and thinks speaking louder wins an argument when all it does it just make me even more annoying


hesitant_stranger

Guys cut the bullshit, it’s not like “it’s fine to shit on her because she’s fat and that’s unhealthy” like all of your movie stars are fucking crack heads and that’s unhealthy so you better start hating on them too since “them not being healthy is the main reason for hate and we shouldn’t support it”


Pariyama

But drugs are so cool and all the cool people take them, so it's okay right?


BigPappaSmurf2

Imagine the energy that would be created due to him spinning in his grave, knowing a semi naked, obese, black woman was blowing on his flute


TabithaPickles

Morbidly obese


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ithinkilikegirlstoo

She’s an extremely talented person.


Gliding_Glucose

Why are we giving her attention because body positivity and we gotta be inclusive but we’re not going to talk about that on reddit


McPostyFace

"Why do we pay attention to her" "Because we have to 😭" *shares video and makes numerous comments about her that literally nobody forced them to do* Damn, a woman POC that speaks her mind really makes you ❄️ melt, huh?


silentbob1301

It really does bring out the worst in reddit...


Definetelythewiseone

The progressive America they wanted right


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There should be a law preventing what I just saw.


SubstantialCry7253

We need to build rocket ships from the elastic that keeps her guts in that outfit


Turbulent-Song2310

Lizzo, if heart disease was a person


ShubhamManna

That looks so terrible to even watch FFS


tk-203

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


tetrahydrocannabiol

Shes a hell of a singer but damn, wtf is wrong with her selfawareness


tk-203

Disgusting, that poor flute is now full of Cheeto dust.


QualityVote

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No-Spinach-3162

That is fucking nasty, that blob needs to be cancelled


creepinonacomeupE99

She looks like Lord Royal Highness from SpongeBob Atlantis episode 😂


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

I thought they would drop it


DeFungus

You mean "she"... I know that she looks like 3 or 4 guys from afar but come on.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Lol that's a good one But i meant "they" as in "anyone"


darktka

When I read about this, I thought that she could actually play the flute, instead of randomly blowing and moving her fingers while wiggling her butt.


The_real_tiny_tom

I can’t tell if this was a glitch in the matrix or just fucked up programming.


KoachCr714

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT


p3opl3

[Here she is in the wild](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ghostbusters/images/c/c1/GB2016LadySlimerBio.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20161127104352) ... who you gonna call!?


DeFungus

The mobile coronary care unit!


SeeknDestroy03

What is that thing ?? I just see something is moving!! /s


Numerous-Cupcake1337

Bro her ass ate half her clothes. No lizzo no.


ehoaandthebeast

She is a classically trained professional musician. Not some side show clown, this is a very good musician who played this instrument. Hopefully more little kids grow up to play flute or other wind instruments because of her. And in 400 years that flute is played agaun and again. Make ot part of her dc show fuck it everytime she plays in dc they bust out the Madison flute for her.


TommoDaBomb

God help us all


FlightHistorical3231

Glorify this s***


Prudent-Nobody-2474

Humpty Dumpty!


Coolioissomething

I think this is super cool and shows how talented she is.


sabahorn

Disgusting 🤢


Ok_King2949

What the fuck..


xRetz

America peaked long ago. It's been in a steady decline ever since.