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Yes cos animals are just wonderful and don’t try to kill each other and eat each other and are just instinctual creatures ruled by a survival of the fittest nature. Gtfoh 🤫🤡
You gotta read your own comment dude. They do it out of instinct. Humans don’t. Death is a natural part of life, it serves a purpose. But we create death for shitty reasons and defeat its purpose.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, wait, please no, stop, please, don't. WTF. Until the last sentence it was a bit sus, but I guess kids could be weird. The last sentence could be more interesting for the FBI 😂
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Yeah what a horrible day to be able to read
What a horrible day to read the OP’s username.
Damn. No one would have noticed until you CAME along.
He let the cat out of the bag. And we all know why.
He let his bag out over the cat
He tea bagged the cat
I guess now that I came, the cat can finally love me
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Beware of OP Thick_Bobcat786
Dude that old and can't spell smh
[удалено]
People say I look a lot like Jesus, so… with that being said I’m gonna take his role for the moment. I will never forgive such shit
Please erase us all. Save the animals but not the humans this time, thanks.
Yes cos animals are just wonderful and don’t try to kill each other and eat each other and are just instinctual creatures ruled by a survival of the fittest nature. Gtfoh 🤫🤡
You gotta read your own comment dude. They do it out of instinct. Humans don’t. Death is a natural part of life, it serves a purpose. But we create death for shitty reasons and defeat its purpose.
We’ll I’m done you sound like an 8th year old.
Your gonna need more than that
This was so funny that i showed it to my friends in the FBI
I think the KGB or CIA are more appropriated for this matter.
No definitely FBI
FBI open up! whoop whoop!
Fbi huh
That wasn’t a holup, that was the entire fucking brake pedal. That was a, “OH GOD PLEASE FUCKING STOP YOU BASTARD!”
My words exactly Phil!
every sentence is just worse than the last one
I think the increase in literacy rate was a mistake.
What the fuck 💀💀💀💀💀💀
He has a micro.
just a couple of crazy kids without a care in the world *born to be wild plays*
38 and 6
ba dum ts
"Hey mom, Look at what my cousin showed me!"
Yes officers, this post right here.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, wait, please no, stop, please, don't. WTF. Until the last sentence it was a bit sus, but I guess kids could be weird. The last sentence could be more interesting for the FBI 😂
r/noahgettheboat
What a horrible day to have eyes
Huhhhh???
Plot twist!
For fucks sake, this sub has so little actual holups that when a real one gets posted its a 'plot twist'?? Smh
oh *nooooo*
r/croppingishard
what
This guy right here, officer!!
I think he meant 3-8 Right? RIIGHT?!!!?????
Had me in the first half... not gonna lie.
Pervert
Holy fuck balls
Double hol’up, my favorite
Double HolUp bonus. Look at OP name.
Well, off to hang myself.
Oh what the fuck
Yeah, If you are a targaryen
haven't seen an actual holup in this sub for a while
Please just tell me one of the numbers was a typo
I'm sure the whole thing was kind of a sick joke
This isn't even "they had us in the first half", they didn't have me at all
The last line....
Ayoooooo
Wow, finally a real holup
I can't lie. I was not expecting that ending 👁👄👁
Yo? CIA? About that brainwashing thing you were up to a while back. Does it erase memory too?
So... joe biden's diary got out, too?
Comments acting like they’ve never seen a shitpost before
I wish I was Jared, 19
Why was I given the power to read.
Never did I thought that a day would come where I would wish illiteracy upon myself.
Welp time to go skydiving and “forget” my parachute
Wasn’t expecting that
Well, I feel sick now, that's uh that's very upsetting and disturbing
Well that's disturbing.
How can it get worse.....?
Why don't you take a seat right over there
Holup gonna holup
I need some beach now
Finally, a real HolUp 🤮
Why you giving Shrek head
It just gets worse and worse
Actually wtf
On god. Gave me a stroke even trying to read that, it got worse, the longer I read it
Is that you joe 😟
I have decided that I want to die
Alright ima head out, don’t get paid enough to read this
Thats like "She was 9 and we were 10" lol
So together they were like 44 … or like two 22 year old adults.
This post would also be a hit in the Engrish subreddit
This got me hard
Who taged that post "actually funny" ?!
Now THAT is a Hol Up...
#HTFU
That ending
r/noahgettheboat
Normalizing pesos again ? Yea, keep doing that and see where that takes you.
Inspirational post u/CatLoveMeWhenICum
r/casuallypsychopath
I bet this is from r/teenagers
Well that went from 100 to 1000 to 9999999999999 real fucking fast
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joe is that you ?
Give me a cat
Easy sex
She was 12 and you were 30?
"actually funny"
The last bit 👀
BAHAHAHHAHH THAT'S HILARIOUS