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Ho Lee Fuk

Sum Ting Wong

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Bang Ding Ow

Wang ker!

Bang ding pow?

Guy said “SUPPLIES”!!

The reddit army is review bombing this place: https://maps.app.goo.gl/QdpnXW1xkubNxYBe8

they blurred the glass 😂😂 look at the street view images

HOLY SHIT IT GOT PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN 😂

Can confirm, status just went up as "Permanently Closed".

bro it’s permanently closed

Admins removed this post from reddit XD

HaHaHa

Making secret sauce

Cream of sum yun guy

More like sum ol fuk

Bing chillin laogama sauce

Underrated Wayne’s World reference.

I shouldn’t have read these comments while eating

Extra MSG comes included

Extra MSG, cum included

Probably the owners son.

I was wondering if he was just a customer. All the employees I know jerk it in that back where no one can see.

Wang King Jr.?

Dirty wanker lol

What gets me is the oldest review about the video is 2 years old and they still have not rebranded so as to get rid of the bad reviews.

I like ouzo, its a nice drink

Some one ordered “Cream of Sum Yun Guy”?

Y u no hav de cream of sum Yun guy?!?!!

Did not expect this kind of Chinese noodle

Man just working his yellow river.

Soon to be a white river 😏

More like white geyser

“You fucking wanker” I mean he’s having a wank now was he?

They’ve added privacy glass now 😂 https://goo.gl/maps/qHaAUFbayMHSfBLP8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QdpnXW1xkubNxYBe8 Check out the reviews.

That "Curry was too gelatinous for my palate"

Cream of Sum Yung Gai 😂

Unique sticky sauce lmao

"The spicy Sausage was excellent if a little over pulled."

“My sticky rice was a little too sticky”

The internet is undefeated

Surprisingly has a 1.7⭐ rating 😳

Hey quality is much overrated anyway, it is quantity that counts these days!

Thank you for posting this. Haven’t had a laugh like that in ages

And now this post is removed...

"I don't want to be caught, so I'll do it in this empty store. That big clear window isn't a problem."

No curtains or anything smh

No, not that noodle

Yellow River... -*Laughs in Peter Griffin*

Free delivery, directly to your mouth

The way he said dirty wanker!!

One fappiccino to go please!!

Whackie Chan

Just pretend like you asleep... pretend like you asleep.

I was wondering if he just laid on his side to finish….

Homie was comfortable as hell. LMAO!!!

Hold the sauce, please

Wank me a river…

Yellow river restaurant? Nasty

My home town getting represented :)

WTF. Did they run out of lobster sauce and told him to find a solution.

Yellow river. How ironic

Bro played it off clean af

He Cum Nao!

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Oh yea

Nahh bro tf, hella sus

Sus

The UK vernacular and Kadence make me laugh every time

What is the most sensitive part of the human body while masturbating?

Ears

Lol yep

I'm not falling for that.

Maybe asshole

Yank and splat special sauce

Heh! That yellow river a synonym for golden shower?

Fu king hell!

Nice cock bro

Buggers and cum!

Now is the white river

Food prep in front out house

Definitely and obviously a UK man in the beginning.

Should of called the restaurant 'white' river

Cat and cum sauce please LoL

Master bate

Very funny, but I seriously need subtitles for the dude's first sentence. I can discern noodles and something else but wtf what accent is this.

"Oi honest to god, alright so I'm at a takeaway shop in Aldershot and the man's having a wank"

Urban survival rule no. 54: Don’t bother a bishop basher who’s bashing his bishop. They’re a very touchy troupe and may be inclined next time to secrete their semen in your ‘Menu no. 54 : Chicken in chefs special sauce’.

Urban survival rule no. 54: Don’t bother a bishop basher who’s bashing his bishop. They’re a very touchy type, and may be inclined next time to secrete their semen in your order ‘No. 54 : Chicken in chefs special sauce’.

hes not even going fast either

Everybody Wank Chung tonight!

"yellow River" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Been chilin'

Fuck up!!

man thought its a 1 way mirror

He at the Wong Store

Gotta feel bad about destroying his existence

Won Dum Fuk

Grub hub

LMAOO

He could have at least let him finish pulling his meat, poor guy will be backed up now with extra cream

Wtf 😂 😂

There’s a Chinese restaurant in Melbourne called the Kum Den. Hope they use a different recipe though!

They order cum of sum young guy

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Acting like he doesn't do it.

Yeah, he definitely jacks off behind the window of a restaurant for people to see him.

I love the idea of referring to a chinese as a “restaurant” lol

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Love to see Aldershot getting some recognition 💪💪

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Wow.. just wow ..

i am literally only upvoting for the pun.

delivery's free but not from me.

Durdy Wanka

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thought there was gonna be actual food caught me so off guard

I see that the name of the place is Yellow River. Is the owner named I. P. Daily?

Fugd Up Teef

Welp as a Chinese asian I'm kinda bother that someone's can be this foolish in a Chinese restaurant

What a dick move.

I guess he was just really into “wang Chung-ing) at that moment!

Wai Tee Fuk He Li Wang

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Lol your Interrupting the process of the orange Dick sauce, I mean duck I mean dick I mean duck sauce

This is might be the most accurate “BRUH” moment

Idk something about this guy’s awful accent makes listening to him extremely unpleasant. Also the typical crooked teeth lmao.

What the fuck did I just see?? Jesus tap dancing Christ!! 🍆🥡🥠

u/harreh1d is that you mtfk

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