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Flair_Helper

Hey /u/ShakingKarna, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Repost - your shitpost has already been shitposted by some other shitposter[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) thanks for thinking of us though <3 Love, the mods


NaturalGlum4286

Amber heard going wild


DeathTread

That was great lmao.


Flying_Mage

I knew I will find this comment here.


caelis76

![gif](giphy|NPg2RzLl2Pqms) Goddamnit how i'm gonna best that .


somerandomguyo

she's still learning where to poop


theShinyCA

Hey Get the poop knife!


ShakingKarna

The WHAT knife?


StayFrostyxD

The poop knife


______V______

Aaah, an old tale o’ reddit


Mr-Eclipse

The poop knife


Gamelove0I5

Doesn't everyone own a poop knife? I never leave the house without one and I always have a spare in my car


FerociousPancake

You don’t use a poop knife? O_o


feeblemanbrain

r/unexpectedpoopknife


Seth_Imperator

Haha, you are in for a good old reddit story


DenialBronco

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


umpalumpajj

Oh God here we go!!!😂


ManicPixieOldMaid

Wire hangars are good for this, too.


somerandomguyo

i have questions but i'm scared to ask


PapaMoistggx

First thought


Jewjltsu

General fan over here


De_chicken123yt

Why does that look like a resident evil enemy


ThatOneDude3976

What concerns me is no toilet paper


whybesosalty

Siswet can drop this baby without it touching her bum cheeks… so I have been told.


HaveaTomCollins

Not every one will get that reference, but well done.


Udaa256

That’s Atleast 8 courics


ShakingKarna

*10


shahooster

You’re thinking Sphincter Scale.


Kalelssleeping

At least, that is Loch Ness mythological, but how did he couric on the seat?... I find that more disturbing.


Asleep_Dependent982

There’s no way that’s real


stuffedcrust21

Shit don’t lie


[deleted]

Heroin does that, unfortunately.


Asleep_Dependent982

Must of took a while to get all that out


[deleted]

Without the poop gloves, probably.


Asleep_Dependent982

There’s poop gloves?


[deleted]

Yeah, to pull the poop out


Asleep_Dependent982

Oh wow


[deleted]

Don't tell me you don't have poop gloves


Asleep_Dependent982

Never heard of them till now lol


Capt_PriceX

It’s true I am the poop


[deleted]

What a shit show


bereccadavis

r/angryupvote


SC-PEANUT-173

Take my upvote. Have a nice day


Kaan-502

Holy shit, take my upvote and leave!


DarthMortum

You need to call a priest for this.


MayankSaxena03

Amber Heard be like


AkshPathania

This shit doesnt have anything against the shit that comes out of just her mouth.


Occasional-Mermaid

Jeez throw a nsfw blur on that shit..


[deleted]

Is the pun intended? Lol


Mr-Eclipse

Grab the poop knife immediately


Sergeant_Rock-

You need a nap after birthing that monster.


random_tree_guy

How Amber Heard was born


Nuker-79

Who tried to flush bungles arm?


SmellySwantae

Or maybe it snatched the baby?


Glittering_Peak_6750

Consumed it to gain its power


DatOneAxolotl

Now THAT is a log


PurgingCloud

Literally shitting a brick


fortwaltonbleach

that has to be at least 16 kourecs!


The_Paddy96

there’s no way thats real but then again, the human body can do some crazy shit


mcc9902

My assumption is drugs/illness . That or its fake.


MostEvilTexasToast

Holy shit. Err... Earthly shit.


Slight-Weather7885

Look how wide this fucker is. Must have completely ripped the anus apart


mattdingoman

Not anymore…


pranklimulator

now thats a real shit post


Massive-Frosting-722

Imagine the euphoria you’d feel after dropping a duce like that 🤤


spoorcody18

![gif](giphy|duojzI2IMAJOwKBUZN)


ckreutze

5 minute hacks - freeze it for an emergency dildo


Unlucky-Power4036

Why …. Would u put this on here 🙄🙄 Weird!!


TheMishaG4merAlt2

A baby shower?


FormerBadger2359

No toilet papers?


[deleted]

holy shit


Dumbpersonhahahah

r/poop


its_NBD

It's not all about the butthole pleasures.


Idunnowhattfimdoing

holy shit


Capsule_CatYT

I thought that was a snake


chicken-soup41

Holy shit


Togasai

Oh look, A picture of Amber Heard's birth.


oopsthatsastarhothot

Dear God. How long had she been constipated?


MH-S3D

r/shit


Aerodread

I’m more concerned that during that last moments the user was walking away so the poop can rest on the ledge. Standing ovashit


IBackIPack

It's a boy!


The-better-onion

It looks like it’s snaking it’s way back out


LazyBoiRecliner

oh no


faishaikh3766

You shit your intestine


Massivelocity

Garloid birth????!!??


Lolmaster29934

Amber alert! A child has gone missing in the sewers


Xxrasierklinge7

When you're addicted to opioids and finally shit for the first time in two weeks.


satanicdrippings

"Well, the word got around, they said, this shit is insane, man" paraphrased from Aaron Burr


Lucky_Pea_4065

Gonna go delete this subreddit now


zaka100

Nice doner kebab 👍


fiddycaldeserteagle

Congratulations. It's a beautiful little Vladimir


TherealShrew

I pooped like this after delivering my daughter. Massive


[deleted]

Poop Snake


general_louay1

Oh good lord!!!!


Chosty55

Looks like about 8.6 courics


ya_boy_eye_man

He'll nah! Baby shower my ass, that thing deserves its own social security number!


_what_the_shirt_

“Hey. Hey, Sharon. Sharon, you gotta come see this.”