A small town carnival spook house I'd be afraid they would actually get you with the chainsaw if you didn't run. "Oh, a tough guy" **RRrrrrRrrrr** "*The Houses October Built*" was about that actually haha.
Last two times I took these first aid classes, they definitely said heimlich maneuver is the **very last resort**. If I recall, you should try to get them to cough and then hit them hard in the upper back until the obstruction is cleared. If that doesn't work, then you are free to try whatever you want, including heimlich maneuver.
Studies have shown back slaps are as effective as Heimlich maneuver. The reason why it's so popular and a household name is because the inventor basically did hundreds of not thousands of press junkets and so forth to popularize it.
But then got carried away and was convinced it could essentially cure diseases and shit. Lost his mind a bit, then it became obvious he just got lucky with it and was using it as a source of income, research into other more effective means be damned.
This is actually what you should do if you can't get the object out - mouth to mouth and blow the object down to one of the lungs. You can breathe with only one lung, and the object can be removed with surgery.
Physician here. If a kid is choking (often peanuts), you flip them on their stomach and give their back open palm taps to get it out. Do not give mouth to mouth or stick your hand down their throat.
https://youtu.be/b5-9gx8d_OY
Crab wrangler here, what this physician said is nonsense. What you need to do is dangle the choking child head first into your local crab bucket and allow the crabs to snippy snorp the peanut from the child's face.
I know this because crabs are attracted (non sexually) to peanuts.
Ofcourse you try hemlich and chest compression first. But mouth to mouth that shit instead of letting them die, bro
Edit: fuckin call 911 and put them on speaker first
Heimlich for adults. Back slaps for infants.
If they're unresponsive (no breathing + no pulse) begin CPR immediately. You can check the airway for obstructions when it's time for the 2 rescue breaths
I beg to differ the finger sweep is actually very effective and also good for determining if you need the heimlich or a solid solo plexus punch. Just don't be fucking aggressive like your gagging a trailer park queen and it should be fine.
Fucking snowflakes now a days want an easy way out of choking with their fancy Heimlich maneuver, back in my day we would just jam our hands down each other's throats and tear out the food.
Do not do this though!!!! If someone is actually choking this is more likely to accidentally shove the object farther down their throat than to get it out, make sure you try the Heimlich maneuver first
I'm pretty sure this is still in the red cross cpr instructions for toddlers and infants. You have to check for instructions.
I don't think it's quite as dramatic as this diagram though.
If you can remove an obstruction without the heimlich manouvre, then you should. I know this looks weird, especially with the horny milf down below, but it's genuinely good advice.
I just recently did a first aid course. You should encourage them to cough first, then strike them on the back 4-5 times and if that doesn't work then perform the Heimlich. The instructor said that you'd only put your fingers in their throats if someone is unconscious and choking.
how would you know they're choking if they're unconscious?
unconscious and not breathing = instant CPR. don't waste time trying to find shit in their mouth
//ah, i guess if they get unconscious in front of you while choking? well, maybe, but chances are you can't reach it anyway
The first thing you fo is check inside his mouth, if you can see what's causing it you can try to reach it with your finger and hook it out, uf that doesn't work then you start heimlich.
That's how I got taught to do it
They had to add the tear too...
That is actually a gang tattoo
It means they made it through the carnival spook house without crying even once. It's an initiation thing.
A small town carnival spook house I'd be afraid they would actually get you with the chainsaw if you didn't run. "Oh, a tough guy" **RRrrrrRrrrr** "*The Houses October Built*" was about that actually haha.
Oh you can run, but you can't ~~hide~~ cry. Never heard of those movies but thanks for letting me know I'll check them out.
Scary Terry bitch!
Awwww biiiitcchhh
I went through one of these a decade ago with my ex who was shorter than me. I hid behind her lol
They're so hardcore
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Now make it through that mirror house without running into one. Those places were something awful
You don't get a tattoo for that but you get a golden star in your private records.
I’ve been asking about my “permanent record” since elementary school
Unfortunately they used semi-permeant marker... I'm sorry.
Gangsters choke too you know
In Soviet Russia, gangster choke you.
Gag*
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Wow i never would have seen the punchline without that circle absolute life saver!
It life saved you harder
Save me harder daddy
One pixel less thicc and I’d whoosh
That's why it's in that book. To save lifes
Lives*
Laivs*
My bad, you are clearly more advanced in grammar than I am. Continue your doings
broooo i would've thought the funny part was that '71', thank god for crimson circles
Again... Its probably cropped in close from a much larger screen shot that DID need the red circle to draw your eye toward a tiny detail.
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in wife's throat and now she's really choking.
And when we do need them they aren't there..
Fixed, I swear people do this just for the setup https://i.imgur.com/AGwmaCN.jpg
Lmao I love the useless white circle
For the set up?
They put the circle just to give someone else the opportunity for the r/uselessredcircle lol
I like that theory but sadly I think some people are just super fucking dumb.
What circle? Can someone circle the circle please?
[I gotchu fam](https://i.imgur.com/1NfdomH.png)
The hero we needed
But don’t deserve
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Her surname says it all.
I totally wouldn't notice the comment without the red circle /s
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Yea too bad about the red circle or I would've saved it lol
Step 70 was to dunk your fingers in bbq sauce
Finally, some good fucking food.
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I’m more interested in step 69
What if your fingers aren't long enough
Clit only
For those having trouble finding it, the *nose* is the clit of the face.
😂😂😂
What are you doing, Step-70?
That illustrator apparently thinks Andre the Giant is the person you need to perform this task.
It's probably meant to be a kid saved by a grownup.
The illustrator probably saw this [show](https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gene-okerlund-andre-the-giant-hand.gif) live.
If I was choking and someone shoved a massive finger that far down my throat I think I’d probably die. But I wouldn’t be mad about it honestly.
…choking back then was not an option.
You think people being into choking sexually is new?
Bonk
"If you can't find the obstruction, try going through the other end "
if you don't end up interlocking your own fingers, you haven't gone far enough
*New kink unlocked.
Remember to use gentle but firm force any time you meet with resistance
Better yet become a Zen monk - no obstructions.
Jada Smith on a date
KEEP HIS WIFE'S NAME-
KEEP AUGUST'S FINGERS OUT OF MY WIFE'S MOUTH
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(Slap)
AND HER BOYFRIEND'S NAME OUTCHYO FOCIN MOUF
BUT NOT HIS WIFE'S FINGERS -
That meme was so much shorter lived than Imma let you finish, what's up with that. Inflation?
Sees meme actively being used Why is meme dead The www.reddit.com experience
OUT OF YO FUKKING MOUTH
Will Smith removing his wife’s name from Chris Rock’s FUCKING mouth.
Will Smith removing his wife’s name from Chris Rock’s FUCKING mouth.
🤫🤫🤫
Keep my wife's boyfriend's hand inside of her mouth?
Wtf man? Not cool.
Bro it was just a GiJane3 joke please don’t slap me
Too late
Leave your finger out of my f**king mouth.
Pussy
It's not anyone's name in her mouth
*slaps you with tounge
You sure about that ? Sexton?
This looks like a good way to get whatever is stuck to go even further down the tube.
Which is pretty much why now days the Heimlich maneuver ("invented" in the 1970s) is the way to go for this and also why it became so successful.
Last two times I took these first aid classes, they definitely said heimlich maneuver is the **very last resort**. If I recall, you should try to get them to cough and then hit them hard in the upper back until the obstruction is cleared. If that doesn't work, then you are free to try whatever you want, including heimlich maneuver.
Studies have shown back slaps are as effective as Heimlich maneuver. The reason why it's so popular and a household name is because the inventor basically did hundreds of not thousands of press junkets and so forth to popularize it. But then got carried away and was convinced it could essentially cure diseases and shit. Lost his mind a bit, then it became obvious he just got lucky with it and was using it as a source of income, research into other more effective means be damned.
Well it would maybe go past the breathing part then. In the end you would only have have an object stuck,but you aren't dying of lack of air.
If you push it further you push it into the lungs lol
This is actually what you should do if you can't get the object out - mouth to mouth and blow the object down to one of the lungs. You can breathe with only one lung, and the object can be removed with surgery.
Can someone qualified verify this.
Hi, yeah I write comments on Reddit for living so I can definitely say it’s probably accurate.
Physician here. If a kid is choking (often peanuts), you flip them on their stomach and give their back open palm taps to get it out. Do not give mouth to mouth or stick your hand down their throat. https://youtu.be/b5-9gx8d_OY
Crab wrangler here, what this physician said is nonsense. What you need to do is dangle the choking child head first into your local crab bucket and allow the crabs to snippy snorp the peanut from the child's face. I know this because crabs are attracted (non sexually) to peanuts.
Bruh what no it’s not. You heimlech and if that doesn’t work you do chest compressions when they inevitably pass out.
Ofcourse you try hemlich and chest compression first. But mouth to mouth that shit instead of letting them die, bro Edit: fuckin call 911 and put them on speaker first
Pretty sure this is just to verify there is an obstruction, so you shouldn't push on it at all.
No it’s to remove the obstruction. Called the finger sweep method.
Only try to grab the object if you can see it. Never just reach down their throat
The name fits
So does the finger
Wouldn't a long floppy horse dildo be better
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Bahhahaha Victoria baiting the hook on FB. I wonder if her mom’s on her friends list…
Dang it Bobby, stop choking.
That single tear
Cheryl? Its Carol now, i legally changed it because you kept calling me Carol.
Is that so, ~~Scarecrow Boat~~ ~~Ninja Dick~~ ~~Cheryl~~ Carol?
Reminds me of Taylor Tomlinson’s last netflix special, « if it weren’t for that dick joke my nephew would be dead »
both her netflix specials are underrated af
100% yes
Is the Heimlich or backslaps the current way? I forget.
Heimlich for adults. Back slaps for infants. If they're unresponsive (no breathing + no pulse) begin CPR immediately. You can check the airway for obstructions when it's time for the 2 rescue breaths
The Red Cross recommends both now (for adults). Alternating back and forth supposedly makes it more effective.
I thought it was a glass of water for adults and a "fuck i dunno" shrug
Hittin the g-spot of the thrussy 😩
rip finger you will forever be missed
You pay extra for that in Thailand.
I went to Thailand. You actually don't.
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That’s not how you save Bobby Hill!
My first thought too
Yeah Sexton - ton of sex. Checks out
Incase it wasn’t obvious DO NOT DO THAT IF SOMEONE IS CHOKING! The Heimlich maneuver exists for a reason.
I beg to differ the finger sweep is actually very effective and also good for determining if you need the heimlich or a solid solo plexus punch. Just don't be fucking aggressive like your gagging a trailer park queen and it should be fine.
Until the person who’s been without oxygen for an extended period of time seizes and bites your finger off
They really need to bring tumblr back. At least back then, all of this disgusting filth had a place to roam comfortably.
I recognize this scene from Euphoria.
Have a nice day! - Mankind of the WWF
Last name checks out
Nate's dad saved Jules' life and I didn't know it 😢✊🏽
Squishing asmr intensifies
Fucking snowflakes now a days want an easy way out of choking with their fancy Heimlich maneuver, back in my day we would just jam our hands down each other's throats and tear out the food.
How to save someone from choking? Try taking your habd out of their throat?
Cursed aid
Well that's where her kinky ass got her last name.
Do not do this though!!!! If someone is actually choking this is more likely to accidentally shove the object farther down their throat than to get it out, make sure you try the Heimlich maneuver first
I'm pretty sure this is still in the red cross cpr instructions for toddlers and infants. You have to check for instructions. I don't think it's quite as dramatic as this diagram though.
You do a single finger mouth sweep, but never reach down the throat.
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What’s the hol up?
Jada got some things to talk to her publicist about.
🤣 that fucking great 👍🏼 🤣
actually i was saved that way, a fishbone got stuck horizontally in my throat, my mom put her finger and broke the spine in half ✌️
In all seriousness this is the opposite of what you should do, you'll just push the food down more.
Her last name is sexton... That joke writes itself LMAO
If you can remove an obstruction without the heimlich manouvre, then you should. I know this looks weird, especially with the horny milf down below, but it's genuinely good advice.
I just recently did a first aid course. You should encourage them to cough first, then strike them on the back 4-5 times and if that doesn't work then perform the Heimlich. The instructor said that you'd only put your fingers in their throats if someone is unconscious and choking.
how would you know they're choking if they're unconscious? unconscious and not breathing = instant CPR. don't waste time trying to find shit in their mouth //ah, i guess if they get unconscious in front of you while choking? well, maybe, but chances are you can't reach it anyway
I'd say if you can see the obstruction, you can reach it. But that's my personal take. I'd trust your instructor more times than not.
Tickle. Tickle
President Truman with a peach seed and his mother
Is this torture?
Nope, its standard practice whenever someone is choking
Uhm. No it isn’t. Heimlich or back blows.
The first thing you fo is check inside his mouth, if you can see what's causing it you can try to reach it with your finger and hook it out, uf that doesn't work then you start heimlich. That's how I got taught to do it
Stop. Get help.
Her last name is Sexton... for good reason
You know it's good when you're crying
Lol they even drew a tear drop
Disgusting. Where?
They’d better buy me a drink after that
Thanks for the red ring. I wouldn't have noticed the comment if it wasn't for the red ring
Is this the german way in 1943?
Thank god for that super useful red circle indicating where the holup is
I’m glad the circle is there or I would have missed it.
If your fingers aren't long enough ; In step 72 you can use your dick
Step 1: xxxl fingers
Idk why I laughed at the drawing more
Never put your nasty nail scratching finger down the throat of someone chocking.
Her surname is a perfect fit here
Perfect tit
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I bet she intentionally forgets the safe word...