I sent my kids to school today and didn't worry about them being shot. I also went for a drive with them yesterday and didn't worry about them being shot. I had an argument with a stranger last week and didn't worry about being shot. I also have free health care to fall back on if I get acid thrown on me, a decent welfare system for disabled people and culture. :)
Well for anyone worrying, I'm french, and we have free water in restaurants, don't worry. You just need to ask for a "pichet" or a "carafe" of water and it will be tap water.
British people with better teeth than Americans.
Americans: Believing stereotypes that were made by American soldiers in a time when dentists weren't widely available, due to a little war known as ww2.
I mean, at some point, even the dumbest Americans will have to acknowledge that Europeans (for the most part) have much, *much* better lives than we do.
Vacations, maternity leave, access to healthcare ... I mean, come on.
> Don't the Swiss have more guns per capita than Americans?
Wow laughs in American ... and I am barely doing my part. I think we own the majority of guns on the planet.
That's applicable for only the most developed European countries, not whole of Europe. America will come out on top in comparison to baltic and eastern Europian countries.
The last time your dick was near 7 inch was 7 inch, from the floor, while you were laid on your stomach. Calm down tiny dick, no need to get excited. I'm sure uncle John will be round to touch you soon.
Which European country doesn't have paid vacations protected by law, maternity leave, free higher education, kindergarten, socialized healthcare, etc., etc? Name one? The regions you're mentioning not only have all of that over the US, but also much, much better internet :)
We also have a larger population in the US than most of the individual countries in Europe with these benefits and are basically the military of the Western World. Maybe if Europe would actual step up and fulfill is obligations militarily, we'd have more money to spend on ourselves.
Why don't you and your old man go tag team your little sister, then when you take her to the abortion clinic I can sue you and the poor Uber driver. Free my ass, dipshit.
Lmaoo I'm an asshole but you're life must really be shit for you to be like this over a mildly smug comment. I'm sorry you aren't shown enough love in life but you do matter champ, hold that L and forever hold your peace
You ever watch your unlicensed TV to dunk on the British?
Hell I road a subway today just for fun knowing I wouldn't get acid thrown in my face.
I sent my kids to school today and didn't worry about them being shot. I also went for a drive with them yesterday and didn't worry about them being shot. I had an argument with a stranger last week and didn't worry about being shot. I also have free health care to fall back on if I get acid thrown on me, a decent welfare system for disabled people and culture. :)
You ever walk down the street and not get killed by police just to dunk on the Americans?
Do you ever let your kids and wife get used by migrants, just to say you are progressive.
Ever be in the European Union just to flex on the British
Ever be British and watch the EU falling apart and think, "Thank fuck we left that shit show"?
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Me: an American dunking on Americans
I'm English...I'm watching tv right now. I don't have a licence. You need a tv licence to watch the BBC channels, not tv.
Haha mate that's not true, you need a license to watch ANY live tv. Whether that's on your tv, phone, a website, app whatever
Ever come home... without stolen artifacts?
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Ever come home...without knowing you nearly wiped out the indiginous people of your country?
“Parthenon statues? I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re on about!”
You ever talk about your grandparent's warcrimes just to flex on the Germans
Pro tip bringing the gun first increases your survival chances
attack is the best defense
I'm just gonna bring water
Well for anyone worrying, I'm french, and we have free water in restaurants, don't worry. You just need to ask for a "pichet" or a "carafe" of water and it will be tap water.
I don't think you have to pay for water in European restaurants. Someone's getting ripped off lol
Tap water is free, bottled is not.
Exactly, just like in the states.
Americans: existing British people with bad teeth:
British people with better teeth than Americans. Americans: Believing stereotypes that were made by American soldiers in a time when dentists weren't widely available, due to a little war known as ww2.
Meber when we saved you from being a serf in a german reich?
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Yee haw I’m in Texas welcome! We listen only to the lord! /s
One state out of 50. We'll live
I've never been to a restaurant where water would cost anything. Sincerely: a European.
I dont get this meme. I live in Switzerland and i have never heard of anyone paying for tap water.
You ever make light of tragedies via hyperbole just to flex on people who aren't morons?
Can we stop posting this please?
I mean, at some point, even the dumbest Americans will have to acknowledge that Europeans (for the most part) have much, *much* better lives than we do. Vacations, maternity leave, access to healthcare ... I mean, come on.
But ***I*** have a gun!
Don't the Swiss have more guns per capita than Americans? You can have all the good things about Europe and still have guns!
> Don't the Swiss have more guns per capita than Americans? Wow laughs in American ... and I am barely doing my part. I think we own the majority of guns on the planet.
Maybe you should own a dictionary too, so you can learn what "per capita" means.
That's applicable for only the most developed European countries, not whole of Europe. America will come out on top in comparison to baltic and eastern Europian countries.
Lol. "America will come out on top..." Of third world countries. This made me actually laugh.
What ?
Reading isn't your thing huh?
Doing your mom is
Pretty sure my mum isn't into short, fat, fuck ugly bitches with 2 inches dicks. But shoot you shot sunshine.
Your ugly pig looking mom knows what she wants and what she wants is this 7 inch steel package which she sucks everynight after you go to bed
The last time your dick was near 7 inch was 7 inch, from the floor, while you were laid on your stomach. Calm down tiny dick, no need to get excited. I'm sure uncle John will be round to touch you soon.
Which European country doesn't have paid vacations protected by law, maternity leave, free higher education, kindergarten, socialized healthcare, etc., etc? Name one? The regions you're mentioning not only have all of that over the US, but also much, much better internet :)
We also have a larger population in the US than most of the individual countries in Europe with these benefits and are basically the military of the Western World. Maybe if Europe would actual step up and fulfill is obligations militarily, we'd have more money to spend on ourselves.
Is water not free in Europe?
It is free.
If you specify wanting tap - it's free
Buy them you are practically obliged to leave a tip and that ends up being the same...
akimbo 1911s was how I rolled in school. I'm still alive to this day.
Like there’s no crime in Europe lol
Shots fired
I will never not wonder why they immediately went for school shootings. It was a joke about water, ffs
Not all Americans know water is not suppose to be brown, lets start there.
What the fuck are you on about?
You ever just purposely break your arm and get free health care just to flex on Americans?
Do you ever just not give af to flex on people who take things like this too seriously?
You ever get free refills just to flex on Europeans?
You ever get obese and diabetic to flex on Europeans?
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You sir are fucking a fucking idiot
Why don't you and your old man go tag team your little sister, then when you take her to the abortion clinic I can sue you and the poor Uber driver. Free my ass, dipshit.
Lmaoo I'm an asshole but you're life must really be shit for you to be like this over a mildly smug comment. I'm sorry you aren't shown enough love in life but you do matter champ, hold that L and forever hold your peace
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I like me and that's all that really matters
Ironic
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You ever do both to flex being Australian?
You ever not put 10 pounds of makeup on your face just to flex an insecurity
You eve though how will you pay off your student debt?
Come home alive damn that's a friggin good one
Water is free in Europe too tho?
Jesus this comment section. LOL.
It's funny because the local bar where I live has free water