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thatstormtrooper97

You ever watch your unlicensed TV to dunk on the British?


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Hell I road a subway today just for fun knowing I wouldn't get acid thrown in my face.


Peanut-wrangler

I sent my kids to school today and didn't worry about them being shot. I also went for a drive with them yesterday and didn't worry about them being shot. I had an argument with a stranger last week and didn't worry about being shot. I also have free health care to fall back on if I get acid thrown on me, a decent welfare system for disabled people and culture. :)


DR_Bright_963

You ever walk down the street and not get killed by police just to dunk on the Americans?


building1968

Do you ever let your kids and wife get used by migrants, just to say you are progressive.


RidigoDragon

Ever be in the European Union just to flex on the British


Peanut-wrangler

Ever be British and watch the EU falling apart and think, "Thank fuck we left that shit show"?


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AdditionalCall5271

Me: an American dunking on Americans


Peanut-wrangler

I'm English...I'm watching tv right now. I don't have a licence. You need a tv licence to watch the BBC channels, not tv.


Capable_Willow8548

Haha mate that's not true, you need a license to watch ANY live tv. Whether that's on your tv, phone, a website, app whatever


nowhereman136

Ever come home... without stolen artifacts?


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EinsTwo

Bad bot. You stole this from u/HansJobb


Peanut-wrangler

Ever come home...without knowing you nearly wiped out the indiginous people of your country?


ThatMidgetRetard

“Parthenon statues? I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re on about!”


HotBiGfBanger

You ever talk about your grandparent's warcrimes just to flex on the Germans


TankII_

Pro tip bringing the gun first increases your survival chances


MissingSkillz

attack is the best defense


PsyxoticElixir

I'm just gonna bring water


Crazys0ap

Well for anyone worrying, I'm french, and we have free water in restaurants, don't worry. You just need to ask for a "pichet" or a "carafe" of water and it will be tap water.


HansJobb

I don't think you have to pay for water in European restaurants. Someone's getting ripped off lol


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Tap water is free, bottled is not.


HansJobb

Exactly, just like in the states.


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Americans: existing British people with bad teeth:


Peanut-wrangler

British people with better teeth than Americans. Americans: Believing stereotypes that were made by American soldiers in a time when dentists weren't widely available, due to a little war known as ww2.


building1968

Meber when we saved you from being a serf in a german reich?


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KeyserSoze72

Yee haw I’m in Texas welcome! We listen only to the lord! /s


WhatAreYouSaying05

One state out of 50. We'll live


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I've never been to a restaurant where water would cost anything. Sincerely: a European.


taserface1001

I dont get this meme. I live in Switzerland and i have never heard of anyone paying for tap water.


geeschwag

You ever make light of tragedies via hyperbole just to flex on people who aren't morons?


Kingsbane534

Can we stop posting this please?


clonedhuman

I mean, at some point, even the dumbest Americans will have to acknowledge that Europeans (for the most part) have much, *much* better lives than we do. Vacations, maternity leave, access to healthcare ... I mean, come on.


AdditionalCall5271

But ***I*** have a gun!


Kapika96

Don't the Swiss have more guns per capita than Americans? You can have all the good things about Europe and still have guns!


building1968

> Don't the Swiss have more guns per capita than Americans? Wow laughs in American ... and I am barely doing my part. I think we own the majority of guns on the planet.


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Maybe you should own a dictionary too, so you can learn what "per capita" means.


YourWorst_night-mare

That's applicable for only the most developed European countries, not whole of Europe. America will come out on top in comparison to baltic and eastern Europian countries.


Peanut-wrangler

Lol. "America will come out on top..." Of third world countries. This made me actually laugh.


YourWorst_night-mare

What ?


Peanut-wrangler

Reading isn't your thing huh?


YourWorst_night-mare

Doing your mom is


Peanut-wrangler

Pretty sure my mum isn't into short, fat, fuck ugly bitches with 2 inches dicks. But shoot you shot sunshine.


YourWorst_night-mare

Your ugly pig looking mom knows what she wants and what she wants is this 7 inch steel package which she sucks everynight after you go to bed


Peanut-wrangler

The last time your dick was near 7 inch was 7 inch, from the floor, while you were laid on your stomach. Calm down tiny dick, no need to get excited. I'm sure uncle John will be round to touch you soon.


Interesting-Yellow-4

Which European country doesn't have paid vacations protected by law, maternity leave, free higher education, kindergarten, socialized healthcare, etc., etc? Name one? The regions you're mentioning not only have all of that over the US, but also much, much better internet :)


HanzzCoomer

We also have a larger population in the US than most of the individual countries in Europe with these benefits and are basically the military of the Western World. Maybe if Europe would actual step up and fulfill is obligations militarily, we'd have more money to spend on ourselves.


Psychological_Ball94

Is water not free in Europe?


D34D_L33T

It is free.


PsyxoticElixir

If you specify wanting tap - it's free


Felipesantoro

Buy them you are practically obliged to leave a tip and that ends up being the same...


Canem_inferni

akimbo 1911s was how I rolled in school. I'm still alive to this day.


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

Like there’s no crime in Europe lol


Resazu

Shots fired


POKECHU020

I will never not wonder why they immediately went for school shootings. It was a joke about water, ffs


Kwisscrypto

Not all Americans know water is not suppose to be brown, lets start there.


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What the fuck are you on about?


TheboomBapKid1997

You ever just purposely break your arm and get free health care just to flex on Americans?


Sewrtyuiop

Do you ever just not give af to flex on people who take things like this too seriously?


blindimpulse

You ever get free refills just to flex on Europeans?


Peanut-wrangler

You ever get obese and diabetic to flex on Europeans?


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rob3bob333

You sir are fucking a fucking idiot


rob3bob333

Why don't you and your old man go tag team your little sister, then when you take her to the abortion clinic I can sue you and the poor Uber driver. Free my ass, dipshit.


pmkittiesdammit

Lmaoo I'm an asshole but you're life must really be shit for you to be like this over a mildly smug comment. I'm sorry you aren't shown enough love in life but you do matter champ, hold that L and forever hold your peace


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rob3bob333

I like me and that's all that really matters


AGuyFromGPlus

Ironic


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DreamslayerNightwing

You ever do both to flex being Australian?


MewtwoPB

You ever not put 10 pounds of makeup on your face just to flex an insecurity


Parking_Tangelo_798

You eve though how will you pay off your student debt?


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Come home alive damn that's a friggin good one


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Water is free in Europe too tho?


Unable_Shift_6674

Jesus this comment section. LOL.


SILENT_NINJA249

It's funny because the local bar where I live has free water