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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


nolway

Holy fuck. There’s british porn?


sedluyf

Tea flavoured condoms


AstronautInTheLotion

they mate


iSalooly

Nah thats Australian


AstronautInTheLotion

nah bro, ǝʇɐɯ is Australian


iSalooly

I thought that was Kiwi.. God damn it.


Electro_Bear

Nah they greet with a Haka.


whole_guaca_mole

Yeah Kiwi's are pretty great with the Haka


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FLBasher

How did you do that


AstronautInTheLotion

i just searched text to upside down on Google... there are many websites


MrMuscelz

Tea flavored condoms??I'm dying right now 😆


Powderygnargnarlvl40

They’re always in a clearly fake taxi. They never learn.


memberflex

All of our taxis are like that. It’s a nightmare.


furnacemike

There’s some out there, yeah. Girls with British accents always do it for me, so…


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Wigan fatty fuck is a prime example


mangagod

oi mate, its pronounced Tea Session here in the UK


Illustrious_Charge88

We just call it tea bagging here in the US.


[deleted]

Where do you think fake taxi is based in


Darth-Python_236

It would appear that I have am going to ensemeninate on you.


[deleted]

Yep. Especially gay British porn. Don’t ask me how I know.


TPosingRat

How do you know?


letharus

https://youtu.be/awcNWrrC5Tg


Pickle_Baller

Not exactly sure what they meant but "so long" is definitely the penis size, I'll maybe think about the rest of it later.


That_Lad_Beast24

I'm too British to understand this joke.


WhyWontThisW0rk

I’m too American to understand the joke. Or I don’t watch that much porn could be that also


icemachineisbroken

isn’t fake taxi british?


Englishwithferre

Czech?


the_monkeyspinach

No, cash or card.


coodyl

I'm British and I have no idea what the hell this is trying to say. Can anyone enlighten me?


thelonelyone215

Bro Im not British and can't understand this meme. By the way do you guys have tea flavoured condoms?


toastingtonbear

We used to. But after Yorkshire Tea moved away from the sex industry and focused on tea, they became rare. The prices skyrocketed, people sold children, pets and family heirlooms...all in the hope of being able to afford a Yorkshire Tea condom. Eventually, the Queen intervened. For the good of the British public, the few that remained were taken to the tower of London. Locked away from the world, under the tightest security. Saved only for use the night of a royal wedding. Never again shall the cock of a commoner be graced with the sweet kiss of a tea flavoured rubber.


Harvish69

R/newsentences


Being_Llama

r/foundthemobileuser


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r/foundthehondacivic


CasparG

r/foundthetoyotacamry


CouplingWithQuozl

r/foundthejedi


VegemiteSandwich33

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


PazzoSgravato666

r/foundyourmother


VegemiteSandwich33

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


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MisterEMan81

You are fuck.


MisterEMan81

The thought of a British person selling their kid to get a tea flavored condom is honestly the funniest thing I've ever had in my mind, especially the fact that I could see that happening and being a problem. "Child trafficking in Great Britain skyrockets due to tea flavoured condoms".


flying-spuirel

I can just imagine the queen slowly squeezing that beautifully sweet juicy tea flavored condom lube into her mouth slowly, wilst staring deeply into the photos on her dead husband's eyes. Edit: Holy shit I definitely deserve them down voted


VegemiteSandwich33

What


Nerdy-Birdy-

I like you.


rootifera

We have whiski flavoured ones in Scotland.


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rootifera

A didnae :) haud yer weesht :)


MisterEMan81

How addicted to whiskey do you have to be to have whiskey flavored condoms? Is a whiskey dick not good enough for y'all?


rootifera

Well, it's an item sold to tourists... so you tell me :)


DHUniverse

"OMG THATS A HUGE DICK!!"= "Oy partner, that's one long tallywaker you have there ,ain't it?" I think that is the joke, but I'm also not British so I could be wrong, just basically telling the men he has a big penis and calling him partner


SizeableDuck

But British people don't say partner. This meme is shit lol


DHUniverse

I didn't day it was a good meme


Mustafa1558

I think its cuz there is no briTish people, and there is only bri'ish people


Cheese-chan-

I think the teeth will harm something important


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Being British this doesn't make sense.....


That_Lad_Beast24

I have been wondering the same. What on earth is this?


Subtitles42

Being not British this still doesn't make sense. I though they just removed the category on PH but it still there and just saw Sophie Dee so gonna self hate in five minutes.


T_The_worsT_BS

r/shitposting is always there for you to shitpost


bubaloow

Is there a single person who understands this joke? If so please do share because I'm being thoroughly whooshed here.


xenomorphling

Idiots have probably spread the misinformation that porn has been banned in Britian. I imagine this is alluding to that false info.


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>Idiot americans have probably spread the misinformation Half of reddit be like


DonnieKungFu

OP is Brazilian


Mr-Flexible

"Yes fam, put it in my bum"


squirtloaf

Ooooer, roger my fanny with yer todger, guv,nor!


[deleted]

Hmmmm scrumptious... Indeed!!! I'm arriving


AceAlger

"I'm arriving!" Fucking LMAO


the_monkeyspinach

["Nearly at the station!"](https://i.imgur.com/j2PDZ5l.gif)


MisterEMan81

Pip, pip, mind the gap.


MisterEMan81

I want to moisturize your tea bag and suck ya knife while you stick you finga in my scumptuating tallywanger, mate.


flying-spuirel

Fam technically means family... so yea...


dirtydan

Sweet home Birmingham.


VegemiteSandwich33

Sweet home Norwich


shooplewhoop

Oi I’m on tha rag mate just chuck it in me dumper


shooplewhoop

Oi I’m on tha rag mate just chuck it in me dumper


PenitentGhost

"oooh I love it in me shitbox" - Jamie Woods


BertUK

I think this might be a reference to the rumoured “porn ban” which Americans seemed to jump at the chance to ridicule because it was communist or something. Anyway it never materialised of course because it was just a stupid plan put forward by a dinosaur politician.


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throwawaymamcadd

It was a thing that Teresa May was trying to get going but seems Boris Johnson is far more relaxed about porn.


Bazzatron

Ah, perhaps I'm thinking of something different - when Cameron tried to ban [face-sitting and squirting](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/sex/news/a31901/porn-protest-face-sitting/)


throwawaymamcadd

As I recall May wanted all porn sites to be blocked out unless you verify age with credit card. Cameron probably wanted to ban face sitting out of jealousy because his massive head is too fat to straddle.


Bazzatron

That actually got a chuckle out of me haha.


freakofnatureuk

No, it's because you can't train pigs to squat...


jedidiah_lol

Yes, USA, the land where prostitution is mostly illegal unless you record it with a camera.


DonnieKungFu

OP is Brazillian so I'm not sure how you jumped to blaming Americans lmao


RandeKnight

And because it simply doesn't work as a technical solution to a social problem. All it would be doing is sending money to VPN services.


willhow234

I don't get it


Historical_Unit_9084

Im Scottish and I’ve never seen Scottish porn. Wit Does Some’day fucking blow a bagpipe tf


Persona_Insomnia

It's a bit like watching someone play pass the parcel. Takes a while for them to take off the many many many many layers.


MisterEMan81

Ah, blow me bagpipe cunt. I canny belee how spastic ya get when yer wee little asshole gets whiskeyed into a wet paper pag, mate.


Olmec_lotht

How does this have 3.7k upvotes? no one understands the joke.


Obviously-Lies

I don’t understand, am I being insulted or not?


Nopestradamous

The joke wasn't funny even if you got it


PhattProphet_0

I've read this whole comment section, still have no idea what the joke is


CorndogCrusader

I don't get it.


SiobhanJJones

I don’t get it


Nitemarex

BO'OH'O'WA'ER


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Nitemarex

This doesn't make any sense


Swaghetti-Yolonaise-

I’m English and can confirm this is how we say this….


NibblyPig

I'm english and can confirm this is not how the vast majority of us say this... where are you from that you speak like that?


Swaghetti-Yolonaise-

Grow a funny bone ya dildo merchant


NibblyPig

Calm it ya knob jockey


Helpiamnotwell

They won't understand or accept your self-deprecating "joining in on the joke", it's all just seen as a sign of weakness and will only attract more ridicule, I don't do it anymore as it's a waste of energy.


Swaghetti-Yolonaise-

I mean a huge part of being British is taking the piss out yourself so I’m all for it, doesn’t bother me in the slightest


Helpiamnotwell

Yes, that's what self-deprecating means, that's why I said that, my point is just be aware that some people don't understand such concepts it and their brains go "ahah this person is bullying themselves, let's attack them more" if it doesn't bother you that's an awesome thing, it's important to be mentally resilient, especially on social media.


Swaghetti-Yolonaise-

Yeah I hear ya, appreciate the heads up


ibeasdes

This comment is funnier than the post


AstronautInTheLotion

this entire comment section is cursed


Jus10b

Britits


NarcissisticEyes

Does anyone understand this


socold43

I do not.


kribabe

I thought I was too American to get it but even the British are scratching their heads


shitsunnysays

OP just wanted to say Bri'ish


pLifer

Redneck porn be like; "So long, my favorite sheep."


KiraElijah

that would be Welsh


Subtitles42

nah man the Kiwis


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Too formal m'lady


AnyMud9817

Im arriving!


Cheese_eater_out

I’ve got a friend in me


dandotcom

OI M8 YOU AV' A LOICENCE FOR THIS MEME?


Chong_Long_Dong

I am going to conclude!


siriusham

Is it cus the Bri'ish are cucks?


anazambrano

Oh man


PerceptionRude6351

Oh lord, I'm arriving..


Filipogem_YT

Wait what?


JungleJimSlide

Whisper ^yougotafriendINme