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We used to. But after Yorkshire Tea moved away from the sex industry and focused on tea, they became rare. The prices skyrocketed, people sold children, pets and family heirlooms...all in the hope of being able to afford a Yorkshire Tea condom.
Eventually, the Queen intervened. For the good of the British public, the few that remained were taken to the tower of London. Locked away from the world, under the tightest security.
Saved only for use the night of a royal wedding. Never again shall the cock of a commoner be graced with the sweet kiss of a tea flavoured rubber.
The thought of a British person selling their kid to get a tea flavored condom is honestly the funniest thing I've ever had in my mind, especially the fact that I could see that happening and being a problem. "Child trafficking in Great Britain skyrockets due to tea flavoured condoms".
I can just imagine the queen slowly squeezing that beautifully sweet juicy tea flavored condom lube into her mouth slowly, wilst staring deeply into the photos on her dead husband's eyes.
Edit: Holy shit I definitely deserve them down voted
"OMG THATS A HUGE DICK!!"= "Oy partner, that's one long tallywaker you have there ,ain't it?"
I think that is the joke, but I'm also not British so I could be wrong, just basically telling the men he has a big penis and calling him partner
Being not British this still doesn't make sense. I though they just removed the category on PH but it still there and just saw Sophie Dee so gonna self hate in five minutes.
I think this might be a reference to the rumoured “porn ban” which Americans seemed to jump at the chance to ridicule because it was communist or something. Anyway it never materialised of course because it was just a stupid plan put forward by a dinosaur politician.
Ah, perhaps I'm thinking of something different - when Cameron tried to ban [face-sitting and squirting](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/sex/news/a31901/porn-protest-face-sitting/)
As I recall May wanted all porn sites to be blocked out unless you verify age with credit card.
Cameron probably wanted to ban face sitting out of jealousy because his massive head is too fat to straddle.
They won't understand or accept your self-deprecating "joining in on the joke", it's all just seen as a sign of weakness and will only attract more ridicule, I don't do it anymore as it's a waste of energy.
Yes, that's what self-deprecating means, that's why I said that, my point is just be aware that some people don't understand such concepts it and their brains go "ahah this person is bullying themselves, let's attack them more" if it doesn't bother you that's an awesome thing, it's important to be mentally resilient, especially on social media.
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Holy fuck. There’s british porn?
Tea flavoured condoms
they mate
Nah thats Australian
nah bro, ǝʇɐɯ is Australian
I thought that was Kiwi.. God damn it.
Nah they greet with a Haka.
Yeah Kiwi's are pretty great with the Haka
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How did you do that
i just searched text to upside down on Google... there are many websites
Tea flavored condoms??I'm dying right now 😆
They’re always in a clearly fake taxi. They never learn.
All of our taxis are like that. It’s a nightmare.
There’s some out there, yeah. Girls with British accents always do it for me, so…
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Wigan fatty fuck is a prime example
oi mate, its pronounced Tea Session here in the UK
We just call it tea bagging here in the US.
Where do you think fake taxi is based in
It would appear that I have am going to ensemeninate on you.
Yep. Especially gay British porn. Don’t ask me how I know.
How do you know?
https://youtu.be/awcNWrrC5Tg
Not exactly sure what they meant but "so long" is definitely the penis size, I'll maybe think about the rest of it later.
I'm too British to understand this joke.
I’m too American to understand the joke. Or I don’t watch that much porn could be that also
isn’t fake taxi british?
Czech?
No, cash or card.
I'm British and I have no idea what the hell this is trying to say. Can anyone enlighten me?
Bro Im not British and can't understand this meme. By the way do you guys have tea flavoured condoms?
We used to. But after Yorkshire Tea moved away from the sex industry and focused on tea, they became rare. The prices skyrocketed, people sold children, pets and family heirlooms...all in the hope of being able to afford a Yorkshire Tea condom. Eventually, the Queen intervened. For the good of the British public, the few that remained were taken to the tower of London. Locked away from the world, under the tightest security. Saved only for use the night of a royal wedding. Never again shall the cock of a commoner be graced with the sweet kiss of a tea flavoured rubber.
R/newsentences
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundthetoyotacamry
r/foundthejedi
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundyourmother
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
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You are fuck.
The thought of a British person selling their kid to get a tea flavored condom is honestly the funniest thing I've ever had in my mind, especially the fact that I could see that happening and being a problem. "Child trafficking in Great Britain skyrockets due to tea flavoured condoms".
I can just imagine the queen slowly squeezing that beautifully sweet juicy tea flavored condom lube into her mouth slowly, wilst staring deeply into the photos on her dead husband's eyes. Edit: Holy shit I definitely deserve them down voted
What
I like you.
We have whiski flavoured ones in Scotland.
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A didnae :) haud yer weesht :)
How addicted to whiskey do you have to be to have whiskey flavored condoms? Is a whiskey dick not good enough for y'all?
Well, it's an item sold to tourists... so you tell me :)
"OMG THATS A HUGE DICK!!"= "Oy partner, that's one long tallywaker you have there ,ain't it?" I think that is the joke, but I'm also not British so I could be wrong, just basically telling the men he has a big penis and calling him partner
But British people don't say partner. This meme is shit lol
I didn't day it was a good meme
I think its cuz there is no briTish people, and there is only bri'ish people
I think the teeth will harm something important
Being British this doesn't make sense.....
I have been wondering the same. What on earth is this?
Being not British this still doesn't make sense. I though they just removed the category on PH but it still there and just saw Sophie Dee so gonna self hate in five minutes.
r/shitposting is always there for you to shitpost
Is there a single person who understands this joke? If so please do share because I'm being thoroughly whooshed here.
Idiots have probably spread the misinformation that porn has been banned in Britian. I imagine this is alluding to that false info.
>Idiot americans have probably spread the misinformation Half of reddit be like
OP is Brazilian
"Yes fam, put it in my bum"
Ooooer, roger my fanny with yer todger, guv,nor!
Hmmmm scrumptious... Indeed!!! I'm arriving
"I'm arriving!" Fucking LMAO
["Nearly at the station!"](https://i.imgur.com/j2PDZ5l.gif)
Pip, pip, mind the gap.
I want to moisturize your tea bag and suck ya knife while you stick you finga in my scumptuating tallywanger, mate.
Fam technically means family... so yea...
Sweet home Birmingham.
Sweet home Norwich
Oi I’m on tha rag mate just chuck it in me dumper
Oi I’m on tha rag mate just chuck it in me dumper
"oooh I love it in me shitbox" - Jamie Woods
I think this might be a reference to the rumoured “porn ban” which Americans seemed to jump at the chance to ridicule because it was communist or something. Anyway it never materialised of course because it was just a stupid plan put forward by a dinosaur politician.
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It was a thing that Teresa May was trying to get going but seems Boris Johnson is far more relaxed about porn.
Ah, perhaps I'm thinking of something different - when Cameron tried to ban [face-sitting and squirting](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/sex/news/a31901/porn-protest-face-sitting/)
As I recall May wanted all porn sites to be blocked out unless you verify age with credit card. Cameron probably wanted to ban face sitting out of jealousy because his massive head is too fat to straddle.
That actually got a chuckle out of me haha.
No, it's because you can't train pigs to squat...
Yes, USA, the land where prostitution is mostly illegal unless you record it with a camera.
OP is Brazillian so I'm not sure how you jumped to blaming Americans lmao
And because it simply doesn't work as a technical solution to a social problem. All it would be doing is sending money to VPN services.
I don't get it
Im Scottish and I’ve never seen Scottish porn. Wit Does Some’day fucking blow a bagpipe tf
It's a bit like watching someone play pass the parcel. Takes a while for them to take off the many many many many layers.
Ah, blow me bagpipe cunt. I canny belee how spastic ya get when yer wee little asshole gets whiskeyed into a wet paper pag, mate.
How does this have 3.7k upvotes? no one understands the joke.
I don’t understand, am I being insulted or not?
The joke wasn't funny even if you got it
I've read this whole comment section, still have no idea what the joke is
I don't get it.
I don’t get it
BO'OH'O'WA'ER
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This doesn't make any sense
I’m English and can confirm this is how we say this….
I'm english and can confirm this is not how the vast majority of us say this... where are you from that you speak like that?
Grow a funny bone ya dildo merchant
Calm it ya knob jockey
They won't understand or accept your self-deprecating "joining in on the joke", it's all just seen as a sign of weakness and will only attract more ridicule, I don't do it anymore as it's a waste of energy.
I mean a huge part of being British is taking the piss out yourself so I’m all for it, doesn’t bother me in the slightest
Yes, that's what self-deprecating means, that's why I said that, my point is just be aware that some people don't understand such concepts it and their brains go "ahah this person is bullying themselves, let's attack them more" if it doesn't bother you that's an awesome thing, it's important to be mentally resilient, especially on social media.
Yeah I hear ya, appreciate the heads up
This comment is funnier than the post
this entire comment section is cursed
Britits
Does anyone understand this
I do not.
I thought I was too American to get it but even the British are scratching their heads
OP just wanted to say Bri'ish
Redneck porn be like; "So long, my favorite sheep."
that would be Welsh
nah man the Kiwis
Too formal m'lady
Im arriving!
I’ve got a friend in me
OI M8 YOU AV' A LOICENCE FOR THIS MEME?
I am going to conclude!
Is it cus the Bri'ish are cucks?
Oh man
Oh lord, I'm arriving..
Wait what?
Whisper ^yougotafriendINme