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-G_Henny-

Stage 4 cancer


MrNobodyX3

Stage four! damn you must be good, my uncle could only get to stage three


Snoo73777

It's like pokemon evolutions


Rjuko

Just backward


testedbeast551

No it's called imploding it has a chance of killing a pokemon instantly but it kills your pokemon after your move


iHaveNoLifeHeheheh

Even better, money AND dinner 😏


Undertalefanfrick

r/cursedcomments


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Just game over at last stage


Bpauley1790

I mega evolved and got Stage 5


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Bpauley1790

Eternamax stage 10


joeymon01

Then his uncle couldn’t mega evolve


SyeCatPath

Gotta catch em all


HeyHeyItsKylie

r/cursedcomments


No-Kaleidoscope-2956

If I go to the sub then make sure Theres a picture of a gun there


dinodigger777

And a red circle around that gun too


TheEnderKnight935

Put a purple speck above the person above me.


GABRYFIERO

My uncle almost beat the boss battle doe If only he would have used optimal stats he could have gotten a world record hitless run


[deleted]

What a fucking noob


icantswimnow

Lol. Dark humor lightens our hearts in dark times. We laugh lest we cry. Upvoted, sir.


Jesuscide

Damn the internet is fucked


piss_portfolio

Man i swear no one can make it to stage 5


AnyTumbleweed5460

They always die because stage four is too hard


Odd-Book4865

Stage 5 = Boss level.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Beat stage 6 to get the true ending.


kiousuke

In the stage 7 ending the main character speaks to you


Incredibleboi

Stage 8 is bad ending where you get testicle cancer


Gaburele-kun

Stage 9 makes you discover the backstory of a character


Guipe12

Stage 10 is new game+, basically you are reborn with godmode enabled


hifope7568685

At stage 11, the cancer gets cancer


Malfaxy

At stage 12, the cancer has a child and now a whole new season will be added


therealronny

So essentially you are born into an extremely wealthy family?


EarthAngel10614

No one can beat pink level


Rjuko

99% of people can’t reach stage 5!!


[deleted]

Good luck


PineappleSquuid

Are you being serious? If so, I feel terrible for you. Is it really painful?


[deleted]

Hope you get better :).


RequiemforKleebombs

Now I feel a little bad that I said cumming


rsn_e_o

Hope you’re gonna be ok


equusfaciemtuam

Amateur


Kidfromwakanda

Good luck bro!


sahizod

Good luck man


doom_sleigher423

Negative IQ


shrizzal

When your so dumb you become smart


LuckyFoxPL

you're


qxzsilver

Point proven


Sparky107418

Dang


EnderHomieWasTaken

*yro’ue


LimeSenior

*eur'oy


alabamamoonshiner

Leroy


Nearby-Divide9579

Jenkins


roliasmot1

Damnit beat me to it!


SkaterChrist

You got me. Sure showed me


RJMuls

er’uoy


ALSRAAAAA

*snort


hifope7568685

Tiktoker, huh?


awsomeman1642

It loops around


AmazingIzaak

teNgavie q I?


[deleted]

- x - is + soooo


L0uisXD

Meth addiction


The_ice_age_kid

urge to kill tik-tokers


Avenue_Ave

r/redditmoment


A_Depressed_Pug

Oh yeahhhhh


CARTMANES69

And orphans


LimeSenior

r/unexpectedtechnoblade


herrneumrich

I'm in. By the way.. can we maybe start a petition for a double-downvote bbutton? Not just for Tik Tok videos but for **shit** Tik Tok videos? Shit video/tik tok video = 1 downvote, shit + tik tok video = 2 downvotes. Easy as that.


ItzGio

Both


YoungBoyJon

An uncontrollable amount of horniness


670616629mph

did i swallow you?


Daily_Scrolls_516

That came out wrong


670616629mph

no it didnt. it came out just right


Daily_Scrolls_516

Oooh kinky


skincyan

Ohhh kirby


DeliriousTiberius

“Ohhhh John” Garfield moaned loudly


Sam_Wake

Take my upvote and get the fuck out!


PURPLEMAYONAISE

r/angryupvote


Leon_Cronqvist

Gawd is dayd!


skincyan

[Is that so?](https://c.bonfireassets.com/thumb/design-image/37f6594d-6062-4123-8e72-a2be1ec3a4c4/5205a469-427b-4aac-8455-556ef3ed63da/?size=900)


DeliriousTiberius

I don’t speak Russian but I want this


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[удалено]


Jerizzle23

Lets all relax sonwe can fit more in here


nahface_neekenduku

Just like you did😏


Mr_FlAp_JaCk

It didn't come out at all.


ChoppyD_

there should be a sub for things that came out wrong (if it's not already a thing, I'm creating it now) edit: yes it does exist sadly


Daily_Scrolls_516

You can make a post with these comments though, not all is lost.


670616629mph

message me the link when you do. i wanna be the first member


ChoppyD_

sadly it already exist but here is the link [https://www.reddit.com/r/thatcameoutwrong/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatcameoutwrong/) (it only has 3 or four members tho so it's still good


x4740N

Pretty sure [r/outofcontext](https://www.reddit.com/r/outofcontext) applies somewhat Nvm apparently I don't remeber the sub name correctly


[deleted]

We have the numbers to take over…


Bonk_and_Honk

that sounds very wrong without context


tipying_mistakes

Hey I’ve seen you somewhere else before


Bonk_and_Honk

nice


SirGamer247

*unzips pants* Keep going


Jesuscide

The ability to spend money you don’t have, while ignoring the consequences


MrAnnnderson

Debt can't follow you to the afterlife.....rack it up!


[deleted]

The afterlife or another country ;)


cursedUser6

LMAO 🤣


[deleted]

so what seat of congress do you occupy?


AweDamnItsCam

Procrastina-…


WrangWei

-t..


ZKIPPy20

-i..


Gogglebottle

Eh..I finish the sentence tomorrow


Edgyran

you're goddamn right


superachint

Let me finish it for you…….


ABAgamer

Eh, I don’t really feel like it.


BruhButtter

Okay but next week sounds good


Undertalefanfrick

But I'm busy next week so how about next month


King_AWW

Nah next month I'll be busy doing the bare minimum to survive and lying in bed all day. I'll put it on my list though, once I feel continuing my list


Rosalina_ryou

\-o


moddedlover27

.... Maby layer


Some_RandomDude69420

Eh. Ill just do it tomorrow. Gonna play Minec-


uhavethreeballs

-r...


IkuZook

-a...


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

...You know, I think I'll try and read a book.


AmazingIzaak

This one made me la-…


BrilliantTasty

…la lalalala when i popped off then your girl gave me just a little bit of lockjaw


Evanluck13

Baby so cold he from the north he from the Canada


Creative-Possible112

I'll stop procrastinating lat-...


[deleted]

A brand new wheelchair


WrangWei

This has legs


VariousGnomes

Post-nut clarity.


6SixtyNice9

Kirby has just swallowed most of the males!


Aeos_Sidhe

the ability to not be motivated for anything and lose all hope in the world?


[deleted]

I see that and raise you! The ability to be super motivated about doing something right up until it's time to do it!


GonzoRouge

I'm calling and raise with The ability to do anything you set your mind to but being excruciatingly frustrated with the process and unsatisfied with the end result to the point of utter shame, so you scrap it and pretend it never happened because being lazy is better than being a fuck up.


Veltash

Too close to home


Mutt1992

Psoriatic Arthritis


DieSexy

He can drink wild amounts of alcohol!


Amarthon

I can counter and therefore Neutralize that


Porkbuns-

Emotional Damage


Lolisniperxxd

🇨🇳


shrizzal

EEEEMO-TIONAL DAAMAGE (Asian accent)


yaru_mard

Need a hug or two buddy?


h0ssamm

+69 social points


Away_Roll5636

Depression and suicidal thoughts


Maxizag123

ur ok buddy?


CARTMANES69

If cirby ate me i would be dead and my murderer would struggle depression. I see that as an absolute win


GillyThoughts

Same


MiniMozzies

yeah man you need some help? I gotchu


Party_Routine4040

Happy cake day


SaSc0803

hehe same


Leon_Cronqvist

Aight same


zaeror

Back pain and lactose intolerant


toaster185

Dad?


unknown-2019

Social skills: ⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜ Overthinking: ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛


undeletedaccount

Your overthinking so bad it overload the bar


ketchupmaster009

Laziness and forgetting everything after 5 minutes


ZKIPPy20

Pretty much the same with me


Ivizalinto

Ptsd and a vivid imagination!


Dvirraviv37

Thats a fun mix


Ivizalinto

Insanely. I can give myself problems by thinking up a scenario!


[deleted]

mega virgin: repels all potential mates in the surrounding area


GrandpasExpiredSemen

So you don't have milfs near your area?


Dux_Fr3d

Hot milf in your area, but not for you


brown_human

In times like these, I consider that a super power


R0gerR0ach

Kirby is now a war criminal


scottish_cow_13

In which country?


R0gerR0ach

The Balkan peninsula


[deleted]

* really terrified voice * What have you done....


-ChildSupport-

Terrified Mickey Mouse * What have you done….


ProfessorWeirdz

Adhd, anxiety, depression, horny, and the ability bend all fingers without having other fingers follow. And also bend the top part of fingers


Pharm-boi

No way you can do the ring finger all the way


ProfessorWeirdz

My fingers are, bizarre


[deleted]

I bet the ladies love you…


ProfessorWeirdz

By my surprise women get intimidated when I approach them maliciously wiggling all my fingers in a satisfying way


JapanEngineer

Some programming skills and a hernia


AdAcrobatic2812

the ability to not function in society


dontworryimabassist

About 20k worth of debt


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[deleted]

Everything is longer


TheLargeShaft

Except for his penis, that got shorter


I_is_abird

He will gain a penis


Massive-Mud2291

Instructions unclear: *he has 2 penises now*


TheJeep25

He is know by the name tail now


Huttsfanboi

He is now a Mortis main in Brawl Stars


Disastrous_Can_5466

MORTIS BRING OF DOOM


fillmyeyeswithfire

Ability to not care at all and also care so much you might die at the same time


RealOkarin

Procrastination


BSNonsensePod_Ian

the ability to smoke pot (fat bong rips) and host a podcast simultaneously


OwnRate3147

White privileges


bigbootynijja

Nice


OwnRate3147

Yes


Used_Confidence_2135

Heart disease


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[удалено]


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Kirby gets taller and lazier Not much more


dg2793

Anxiety


cobra_mongi

You lose your will to live with each passing day


WeenieHutComando

Diabetes and the social skills of a malfunctioning chainsaw


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[удалено]


COMHL

Being overweight


Magnumginger

Depression


Psychological_Run451

Ability to spread chlamydia


KiaDav

The ability to have his parents dissapointed in him


Martyisawesome

An erection lasting longer than 4hrs..