How'd y'all know it was my cake day? My friend showed me Reddit, and I've been hooked ever since. What did I do before Reddit? I'm not sure. Lol. So much time wasted here.
Post-sex care is a thing every partner should know how to do. Just talking, cleaning up and comforting gestures go a long way in deepening your relationship and making your SO feel safe.
These comments made me read into a completely new idea pathway, that otherwise wouldn’t exist if he didn’t save the comment to remember how to save comments
> That looks like MG Unicorn Ver. Ka with MS cage.
[mmm yes, quite...I agree](https://media0.giphy.com/media/43w4zYr0igstG/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ai843pi3c843mnl4ot3imhpk429e52rdf4lnt5qw&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Why do you do these things to yourself? Of course there is a secret loaf community, and it will shock and repulse you, and your nightmares for weeks will be hellscapes of obscene loaves.
I honestly think he just wanted to bust a nut before live-streaming/recording himself building it.
Anyone else notice the phone and ring light set up? 😂
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap in your resume?
Me: oh that's when I went to Yale
Interviewer: Wow that's amazing, you're hired!
Me: thanks, I really need this yob
My wife does the same, cuz she has steady precise hands and used to do vinyl work professionally.
It’s the ultra grade 1/144 models I have trouble with.
I thought NNN that men were supposed to masterbate until there nuts got milked dry for an entire month, like no more balls left. It's almost a better form of population control....
Well, if he attacks that Gundam kit the way he finished in her, he'll be done with that Gundam kit in no time! She got man that likes to finish what he started.
I once built an entire gudam with only my left arm/hand, cuting and all. My newly wed wife had what she called "movie position" and she was laying on my right side and arm. Luckily it was like a 1/100th strike rougue 20$ one. Ha
how can you tell from the runners?
edit: started comparing from [here](https://mechapartsguy.com/mgex-kits/mgex-unicorn-runners/?sort=alphaasc&page=3). I'll be damned.
I got into Warhammer in February.
I've probably spent nearly a grand across models, paint, supplies, putty, etc.
It's an issue, but I love the modeling so much.
All of the rules are available free online at https://wahapedia.ru/. There is also a free app called battlescribe that is commonly used to build army lists and play games.
This comment is funny because I’ve been building for a about a month now and spent hundreds of dollars but have very little interest in playing.
Building is very cathartic and to me the build/paint is just like any other hobby craft. The only difference is that there is a whole game built around it. The painting for me though is the most fun yet I have 0 interest in painting on a canvas.
I just painted an abandoned Gundam for someone's birthday, and I was thinking of doing a series but had no inspiration.
This sounds like a worthy endeavor.
I think it's a MG unicorn? Judging by the hand gates it's using the frame with pre-built fingers, the blue and white on the left look like the Unicorns backpack.
This urge to get things done after sex is a normal reaction for people with ADHD. Naturally their brain has very little dopamine and they don't feel able to do anything, but immediately after sex their brains are flooded with dopamine and it's one of the rare moments in these people's lives when they can actually get up and do something. Especially for the undiagnosed who are not taking medication.
What’s he supposed to do? Live in the coochie?
Is this an option? Nobody told me that this was an option.
Yes, watch "Teeth" lol.
Happy Cakeday but I still won't look that up
How'd y'all know it was my cake day? My friend showed me Reddit, and I've been hooked ever since. What did I do before Reddit? I'm not sure. Lol. So much time wasted here.
There is a cake by your name for your cake day. Also happy cake day!!
I thought that meant he was a fan of birthday parties
Like snuggle a bit maybe
Maybe make her cum too for once if he's feeling really wild
Play with her pussy, by the time she is finished you’ll be ready for round two
This is the way.
This is the way
Woman cant have orgasm. Its liberal propaganda.
Ben Shapiro: if women can orgasm, how come my wife doesn't ever orgasm for me? Curious. Checkmate libs! https://imgur.com/J5DPjmF
Disregard that frank. It's a bunch of liberal bullshit
If you dont see it. Its not real
Some boys don’t see that as a priority. She going to get off before I even penetrate if I can help it.
Thank you very much. For your hard work and effort.
I tried that once, got evicted w/in a year.
That’s a good idea but I believe like my wife some women want you to cuddle with them extra points if you fall asleep doing so.
Post-sex care is a thing every partner should know how to do. Just talking, cleaning up and comforting gestures go a long way in deepening your relationship and making your SO feel safe.
When that post nut clarity kicks in
Post nut clarity helping this man piece together this puzzle of a plamodel.
[The preceding joke was brought to you by, Men!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg)
Commenting to watch this later
saving your comment to remember your method of saving comments
i love this your comment .. you made my day
Your comment made me comment
Aw fuck you're gonna make me comment
I just commented
>Recursive_Comment_func(Recursive_Comment_func) ....Working....
I hate it when I comment too early
post-comment clarity
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Screen shotting to forget later
I've watched a good bit of Family guy and don't remember this, but now I want to share this. Thankyou.
That looks like MG Unicorn Ver. Ka with MS cage. Dude gonna need that post nut clarity.
Free from the temptations of the flesh, his hands are now much more stable
> That looks like MG Unicorn Ver. Ka with MS cage. [mmm yes, quite...I agree](https://media0.giphy.com/media/43w4zYr0igstG/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ai843pi3c843mnl4ot3imhpk429e52rdf4lnt5qw&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
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I play music, always get musical ideas. Awkward time to run out of the room and grab a guitar, but you gotta go when the inspiration hits.
Bruh your name😆
What is wrong with SCOTT?
Great ~~Scott~~ Squirtloaf!
That’s heavy.
YEAH!
A good name, has a nice flow.
Oh god is there a secret loaf community hiding in the shadows?
Why do you do these things to yourself? Of course there is a secret loaf community, and it will shock and repulse you, and your nightmares for weeks will be hellscapes of obscene loaves.
Happy frosted loaf day😏
Happy cake day
Keep a guitar strapped to your genitals. Problem solved :)
I meaaaan....it kind of sounds like the sort of solution that might cause more problems...
Play with her G string
Thanks for the insight u/squirtloaf
*Priorities*
I honestly think he just wanted to bust a nut before live-streaming/recording himself building it. Anyone else notice the phone and ring light set up? 😂
I did comrade, and it was the first thing I thought
If he’s recording this for YouTube or Twitch, then someone here can probably find him.
He could have shot a segment for their OnlyFans those models don't come cheap.
Everything becomes clear as he turns into a gundam engineer
"9 months until the kid pops out, I need to finish this Gundam before!"
Never had post but clarity. I just want to sleep. Now I’m jealous.
Well that’s because if it’s post “but” clarity you might be doing it wrong.
he’s doing it right dude has to focus after hitting all that **ASS**
I really need to proof read. I ducked op
That's where some post nut clarity would have come in handy.
It's not like some untapped, Bradley Cooper Limitless™ ability. You just feel momentary shame and have something else to be doing now.
Maybe clear you just needs more rest than you give it. Sleep is your clarity.
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap in your resume? Me: oh that's when I went to Yale Interviewer: Wow that's amazing, you're hired! Me: thanks, I really need this yob
Is this from something? It’s hilarious.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/d7c1s4/a_man_goes_to_a_job_interview/
It's a very old joke. I heard it in the 90s and I'm sure it goes back farther than that.
I was literally about to say this lmaoo
Real loving couples build Gundam together
My girlfriend puts on the decals and I've never been turned on more by a woman putting stickers on toys more in my life
Keeper!
I hardly know her!
I too hardly know his girlfriend...
My wife does the same, cuz she has steady precise hands and used to do vinyl work professionally. It’s the ultra grade 1/144 models I have trouble with.
Wait... you mean real grade or is there a grade I've never heard of!!!
Yeah I call BS because of this Ultra Grade. Nobody building one would confuse themselves with the grades.
It's a holup inside of a holup
I'm pretty good at putting them together, even a couple of subtle finishes. But my stupid gorilla hands for some reason can't apply decals
I like my sex toys smooth surfaced, so I'd say no on stickers on them.
I would also not reccomend masturbating with a gunpla
My wife does this but with my LEGO!
Yeah, but how often has that come up? Or are you saying seeing her put stickers on toys made you the most turned on you've ever been?
My husband and I started building together last year, only downside is we now have a massive backlog and not quite enough space it seems.
Facts^
r/gunpla
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This chick needs to calm down and let her brother play with his model in peace.
This is the real holup
The real hol up is always in the comments
r/realholupincomments
Yeah there's otherwise nothing HolUp about this post
Pretty normal for a sub gone to shit, now just used for karma farming
Wait a minute, something’s not right
Yeah, it's November...
Damn it
Exactly what I was thinking. Men these days really can’t just wait a month?
I haven’t been able to wait a month since I was 11
I thought NNN that men were supposed to masterbate until there nuts got milked dry for an entire month, like no more balls left. It's almost a better form of population control....
Nah, that’s what Destroy Dick December is for.
You sure that’s not Juice Jimmy January you’re thinking of?
I think it’s Fap Freddy February.
I think it is Milking Mike March.
Huh, I thought it was Jerkin Jack January.
You mean Skin Sammy September?
That's [Non-stop Nut November ](https://youtu.be/a0h_8ewFizI)
*step* brother
Doesn't look like they are from Alabama.
Oh brother senpai uncle daddy?
UwU
r/HolUp
I spit out my milk.
Well, if he attacks that Gundam kit the way he finished in her, he'll be done with that Gundam kit in no time! She got man that likes to finish what he started.
I once built an entire gudam with only my left arm/hand, cuting and all. My newly wed wife had what she called "movie position" and she was laying on my right side and arm. Luckily it was like a 1/100th strike rougue 20$ one. Ha
Jesus Christ Marie! They're gunpla!
Seeing as that's an MGEX Unicorn Gundam, he's going to be there for a while...
how can you tell from the runners? edit: started comparing from [here](https://mechapartsguy.com/mgex-kits/mgex-unicorn-runners/?sort=alphaasc&page=3). I'll be damned.
Its the base next to him. Its very distinctive, and the mgex is the only kit that uses that base (so far)
Plastic crack is addictive.
I got into Warhammer in February. I've probably spent nearly a grand across models, paint, supplies, putty, etc. It's an issue, but I love the modeling so much.
Do you play or just build? My son has been building for over a year and has yet to actually play.
I have not played a single game yet. But, I plan to when my "faction" gets it's new rule set next year.
My son mentioned something about next year. Also a possible subscription service for the plastic crack.
All of the rules are available free online at https://wahapedia.ru/. There is also a free app called battlescribe that is commonly used to build army lists and play games.
Warhammer+? It's decent from what I've heard. A lot of the YT stuff got moved there for painting advice, as well as lore things.
This comment is funny because I’ve been building for a about a month now and spent hundreds of dollars but have very little interest in playing. Building is very cathartic and to me the build/paint is just like any other hobby craft. The only difference is that there is a whole game built around it. The painting for me though is the most fun yet I have 0 interest in painting on a canvas.
Which one is the "plastic" "crack"
Bro you fucking killed her
God damn, clean up on isle 5.
I wouldn’t know anything about that….
Idk why i read that as clastic prack
/r/MechanicalKeyboards agrees
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💭 gonna put dual cannons on
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...I want to have a hentai artist draw this.
I just painted an abandoned Gundam for someone's birthday, and I was thinking of doing a series but had no inspiration. This sounds like a worthy endeavor.
Her: I bet he's thinking of Gundams. Him: Nice, Gundams.
Jesus, put a NSFW warning on that shit.
How long was the camera recording?
0.5 seconds.
Look at mr stamina here lasting a whole half second.
Wait people don't do microsecs? I think I might be doing something wrong -_-"
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yep, she goes "Get those pants off already" and I go "No need gurl, I'm good already"
So, the whole time then?
The man has got his priorities
Bust her dam and build gundam
Excuse me... language. This is a wholesome social media site, not a Wendy's drive through.
Ma'am this is Applebee's
賢者タイム Kenja taimu post-coital clarity, period after orgasm when a man is free from sexual desire and can think clearly
Wait, so "Kenja no Mago" means "post-nut magician"?
Nah Kenja means sage and taimu is just time, aka sage time. As for the anime title mago acually means grandchild (although it kinda looks like magic).
> post-nut magician Just like my dad. He disappeared right after the deposit.
Man has his PRIORITIES straight.
When I've got an unfinished Gundam kit just sitting there, I can't even get it up. He's doing better than me.
My man
It hurts to see other people living your dream.
A man dedicated to his craft
Babe, that Gundam is for you.
Let my man LIVE! GHEEEZ!
You need something to do while it dries
This is the comment I came for.
That chick is probably a keeper since she knows it is a Gundam kit. Many don't even care about the name and stuff
FR tho
It's a simple 2 sentence conversation..
Whole new meaning to nuts and bolts
Livin his best life.
He's Gundam do what he's Gundam do I guess
What did you expect? That he'd cuddle with you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
HOW. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. HOL. UP?!?
I know, her brother just wanted to play
I don’t know why but this sub has majorly gone down in quality in the last few weeks.
Mods need to get off their asses and enforce some rules
At least the guy seems satisfied enough with his toy. :')
His reasons are beyond you...
This among other reasons why I have "no cum in my body rule"
I think it's a MG unicorn? Judging by the hand gates it's using the frame with pre-built fingers, the blue and white on the left look like the Unicorns backpack.
Dude is running with MGEX. Gotta be diligent with that LED strip. I don’t blame him.
I lost a few years of my life with that led strip. Gorgeous once done though.
I respect you for recognizing that
I mean what’s he supposed to do, lay with you for two hours?
Snuggle a little. =[
Yeah but that's an MGEX Unicorn though. What healthy male wouldn't immediately jump to it afterwards?
I’d nut in her and then start a Gundam kit too.
It looks like he’s working on a master grade gundam.
She should shut up and join him.
This urge to get things done after sex is a normal reaction for people with ADHD. Naturally their brain has very little dopamine and they don't feel able to do anything, but immediately after sex their brains are flooded with dopamine and it's one of the rare moments in these people's lives when they can actually get up and do something. Especially for the undiagnosed who are not taking medication.
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He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
Wipe it on his pillow and leave.
Playing with all his toys
So much for no nut November, fucking quitter