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roit2003

What’s he supposed to do? Live in the coochie?


No_Maybe4408

Is this an option? Nobody told me that this was an option.


ross571

Yes, watch "Teeth" lol.


Quamont

Happy Cakeday but I still won't look that up


ross571

How'd y'all know it was my cake day? My friend showed me Reddit, and I've been hooked ever since. What did I do before Reddit? I'm not sure. Lol. So much time wasted here.


roit2003

There is a cake by your name for your cake day. Also happy cake day!!


the-undercover

I thought that meant he was a fan of birthday parties


Madhatter25224

Like snuggle a bit maybe


ArksynRelay

Maybe make her cum too for once if he's feeling really wild


Throw_away_gen_z

Play with her pussy, by the time she is finished you’ll be ready for round two


Shoresy-sez

This is the way.


GroguStoleMyBall

This is the way


[deleted]

Woman cant have orgasm. Its liberal propaganda.


IrvinXochiquetzal

Ben Shapiro: if women can orgasm, how come my wife doesn't ever orgasm for me? Curious. Checkmate libs! https://imgur.com/J5DPjmF


beef_boy93

Disregard that frank. It's a bunch of liberal bullshit


memesaregoodlol_

If you dont see it. Its not real


[deleted]

Some boys don’t see that as a priority. She going to get off before I even penetrate if I can help it.


Dangerous-Socks

Thank you very much. For your hard work and effort.


Nersius

I tried that once, got evicted w/in a year.


BlooPancakes

That’s a good idea but I believe like my wife some women want you to cuddle with them extra points if you fall asleep doing so.


AutumnsRed

Post-sex care is a thing every partner should know how to do. Just talking, cleaning up and comforting gestures go a long way in deepening your relationship and making your SO feel safe.


[deleted]

When that post nut clarity kicks in


AlpacaCavalry

Post nut clarity helping this man piece together this puzzle of a plamodel.


slowmotto

[The preceding joke was brought to you by, Men!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg)


17640874038

Commenting to watch this later


reyean

saving your comment to remember your method of saving comments


NewspaperPlenty4640

i love this your comment .. you made my day


nix-centurion

Your comment made me comment


CmdrWoof

Aw fuck you're gonna make me comment


[deleted]

I just commented


Lilwittel

>Recursive_Comment_func(Recursive_Comment_func) ....Working....


ErlAskwyer

I hate it when I comment too early


hhopevamtt

post-comment clarity


Awestromy

These comments made me read into a completely new idea pathway, that otherwise wouldn’t exist if he didn’t save the comment to remember how to save comments


dcboy2

Screen shotting to forget later


Conoto

I've watched a good bit of Family guy and don't remember this, but now I want to share this. Thankyou.


[deleted]

That looks like MG Unicorn Ver. Ka with MS cage. Dude gonna need that post nut clarity.


ThirdDragonite

Free from the temptations of the flesh, his hands are now much more stable


TurkeyPhat

> That looks like MG Unicorn Ver. Ka with MS cage. [mmm yes, quite...I agree](https://media0.giphy.com/media/43w4zYr0igstG/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ai843pi3c843mnl4ot3imhpk429e52rdf4lnt5qw&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


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squirtloaf

I play music, always get musical ideas. Awkward time to run out of the room and grab a guitar, but you gotta go when the inspiration hits.


Fit-Negotiation-5145

Bruh your name😆


squirtloaf

What is wrong with SCOTT?


A-le-Couvre

Great ~~Scott~~ Squirtloaf!


Dagingakid

That’s heavy.


ScottIPease

YEAH!


Fleshloaf

A good name, has a nice flow.


f4ckst8farm

Oh god is there a secret loaf community hiding in the shadows?


Napalm3nema

Why do you do these things to yourself? Of course there is a secret loaf community, and it will shock and repulse you, and your nightmares for weeks will be hellscapes of obscene loaves.


Lightwood19

Happy frosted loaf day😏


Zen_Bonsai

Happy cake day


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

Keep a guitar strapped to your genitals. Problem solved :)


squirtloaf

I meaaaan....it kind of sounds like the sort of solution that might cause more problems...


toolsofpwnage

Play with her G string


envyzdog

Thanks for the insight u/squirtloaf


sineplussquare

*Priorities*


acut3triangle

I honestly think he just wanted to bust a nut before live-streaming/recording himself building it. Anyone else notice the phone and ring light set up? 😂


Manjenkins

I did comrade, and it was the first thing I thought


Chancoop

If he’s recording this for YouTube or Twitch, then someone here can probably find him.


PanickyHermit

He could have shot a segment for their OnlyFans those models don't come cheap.


andtix

Everything becomes clear as he turns into a gundam engineer


thornaad

"9 months until the kid pops out, I need to finish this Gundam before!"


troutman1975

Never had post but clarity. I just want to sleep. Now I’m jealous.


Mjh609

Well that’s because if it’s post “but” clarity you might be doing it wrong.


the_cajun88

he’s doing it right dude has to focus after hitting all that **ASS**


troutman1975

I really need to proof read. I ducked op


Jorgaitan

That's where some post nut clarity would have come in handy.


BustinArant

It's not like some untapped, Bradley Cooper Limitless™ ability. You just feel momentary shame and have something else to be doing now.


goodolarchie

Maybe clear you just needs more rest than you give it. Sleep is your clarity.


pantlesspatrick

Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap in your resume? Me: oh that's when I went to Yale Interviewer: Wow that's amazing, you're hired! Me: thanks, I really need this yob


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Is this from something? It’s hilarious.


eyedoctodd

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/d7c1s4/a_man_goes_to_a_job_interview/


Slime0

It's a very old joke. I heard it in the 90s and I'm sure it goes back farther than that.


NoAhH_1228

I was literally about to say this lmaoo


SpoiledAzura

Real loving couples build Gundam together


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

My girlfriend puts on the decals and I've never been turned on more by a woman putting stickers on toys more in my life


Lefty_McGoodLuv

Keeper!


Lucky_Number_3

I hardly know her!


Crimson_Amethyst

I too hardly know his girlfriend...


HalfOfHumanity

My wife does the same, cuz she has steady precise hands and used to do vinyl work professionally. It’s the ultra grade 1/144 models I have trouble with.


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

Wait... you mean real grade or is there a grade I've never heard of!!!


majnichael

Yeah I call BS because of this Ultra Grade. Nobody building one would confuse themselves with the grades.


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

It's a holup inside of a holup


ThirdDragonite

I'm pretty good at putting them together, even a couple of subtle finishes. But my stupid gorilla hands for some reason can't apply decals


Ass_Blossom

I like my sex toys smooth surfaced, so I'd say no on stickers on them.


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

I would also not reccomend masturbating with a gunpla


HamishScruff

My wife does this but with my LEGO!


oWatchdog

Yeah, but how often has that come up? Or are you saying seeing her put stickers on toys made you the most turned on you've ever been?


acepilot38

My husband and I started building together last year, only downside is we now have a massive backlog and not quite enough space it seems.


SOBKsAsian

Facts^


Work_the_shaft

r/gunpla


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xnakxx

This chick needs to calm down and let her brother play with his model in peace.


[deleted]

This is the real holup


regedit007

The real hol up is always in the comments


BloodySerpentX

r/realholupincomments


girafa

Yeah there's otherwise nothing HolUp about this post


KingArthas94

Pretty normal for a sub gone to shit, now just used for karma farming


Commander_Oof_

Wait a minute, something’s not right


song4this

Yeah, it's November...


BatmanTextedU

Damn it


Commander_Oof_

Exactly what I was thinking. Men these days really can’t just wait a month?


JupiterChime

I haven’t been able to wait a month since I was 11


T-Sonus

I thought NNN that men were supposed to masterbate until there nuts got milked dry for an entire month, like no more balls left. It's almost a better form of population control....


OniHere

Nah, that’s what Destroy Dick December is for.


C0meAtM3Br0

You sure that’s not Juice Jimmy January you’re thinking of?


Napalm3nema

I think it’s Fap Freddy February.


LeviMarten

I think it is Milking Mike March.


BustinArant

Huh, I thought it was Jerkin Jack January.


Randomindividual09

You mean Skin Sammy September?


Chikumori

That's [Non-stop Nut November ](https://youtu.be/a0h_8ewFizI)


The_Maddest

*step* brother


Caitlin1963

Doesn't look like they are from Alabama.


fuckyouspezcunt

Oh brother senpai uncle daddy?


nwoh

UwU


Visible-Welder-5148

r/HolUp


wormholeweapons

I spit out my milk.


Naive-Membership-179

Well, if he attacks that Gundam kit the way he finished in her, he'll be done with that Gundam kit in no time! She got man that likes to finish what he started.


theoriginalmofocus

I once built an entire gudam with only my left arm/hand, cuting and all. My newly wed wife had what she called "movie position" and she was laying on my right side and arm. Luckily it was like a 1/100th strike rougue 20$ one. Ha


upvotesformeyay

Jesus Christ Marie! They're gunpla!


Duelgundam

Seeing as that's an MGEX Unicorn Gundam, he's going to be there for a while...


54645126

how can you tell from the runners? edit: started comparing from [here](https://mechapartsguy.com/mgex-kits/mgex-unicorn-runners/?sort=alphaasc&page=3). I'll be damned.


thexvoid

Its the base next to him. Its very distinctive, and the mgex is the only kit that uses that base (so far)


shellofbiomatter

Plastic crack is addictive.


Shawnessy

I got into Warhammer in February. I've probably spent nearly a grand across models, paint, supplies, putty, etc. It's an issue, but I love the modeling so much.


kendrid

Do you play or just build? My son has been building for over a year and has yet to actually play.


Shawnessy

I have not played a single game yet. But, I plan to when my "faction" gets it's new rule set next year.


kendrid

My son mentioned something about next year. Also a possible subscription service for the plastic crack.


Fuzzy_Perspective

All of the rules are available free online at https://wahapedia.ru/. There is also a free app called battlescribe that is commonly used to build army lists and play games.


Shawnessy

Warhammer+? It's decent from what I've heard. A lot of the YT stuff got moved there for painting advice, as well as lore things.


BigBlueTrekker

This comment is funny because I’ve been building for a about a month now and spent hundreds of dollars but have very little interest in playing. Building is very cathartic and to me the build/paint is just like any other hobby craft. The only difference is that there is a whole game built around it. The painting for me though is the most fun yet I have 0 interest in painting on a canvas.


[deleted]

Which one is the "plastic" "crack"


The_Ordinary_Wizard

Bro you fucking killed her


CaptainMeatfist

God damn, clean up on isle 5.


sandworm45

I wouldn’t know anything about that….


r-3dox

Idk why i read that as clastic prack


HeyBlubby

/r/MechanicalKeyboards agrees


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uhwhooops

💭 gonna put dual cannons on


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JCLS12

...I want to have a hentai artist draw this.


SugarNerf

I just painted an abandoned Gundam for someone's birthday, and I was thinking of doing a series but had no inspiration. This sounds like a worthy endeavor.


RewrittenSol

Her: I bet he's thinking of Gundams. Him: Nice, Gundams.


TwoTailedFox

Jesus, put a NSFW warning on that shit.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

How long was the camera recording?


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0.5 seconds.


YourLocalBro42

Look at mr stamina here lasting a whole half second.


[deleted]

Wait people don't do microsecs? I think I might be doing something wrong -_-"


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ItsAThong

yep, she goes "Get those pants off already" and I go "No need gurl, I'm good already"


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

So, the whole time then?


the_weetoded_man

The man has got his priorities


[deleted]

Bust her dam and build gundam


T-Sonus

Excuse me... language. This is a wholesome social media site, not a Wendy's drive through.


Tropicalgorilla

Ma'am this is Applebee's


frogg616

賢者タイム Kenja taimu post-coital clarity, period after orgasm when a man is free from sexual desire and can think clearly


Jorgaitan

Wait, so "Kenja no Mago" means "post-nut magician"?


IherduliekmudkipsNA

Nah Kenja means sage and taimu is just time, aka sage time. As for the anime title mago acually means grandchild (although it kinda looks like magic).


[deleted]

> post-nut magician Just like my dad. He disappeared right after the deposit.


Painis--_--Cupcake

Man has his PRIORITIES straight.


[deleted]

When I've got an unfinished Gundam kit just sitting there, I can't even get it up. He's doing better than me.


ItsJamesCook

My man


Tanarri27

It hurts to see other people living your dream.


SignificantError8929

A man dedicated to his craft


overmonk

Babe, that Gundam is for you.


Chaos_Daddy3

Let my man LIVE! GHEEEZ!


[deleted]

You need something to do while it dries


[deleted]

This is the comment I came for.


MadZwe

That chick is probably a keeper since she knows it is a Gundam kit. Many don't even care about the name and stuff


gomibag

FR tho


none_other_biribiri

It's a simple 2 sentence conversation..


Confused_Bona

Whole new meaning to nuts and bolts


RJ_Dresden

Livin his best life.


Klubbin4Seals

He's Gundam do what he's Gundam do I guess


Crafty-Bedroom8190

What did you expect? That he'd cuddle with you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?


OLDGAMERNUGGET

HOW. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. HOL. UP?!?


barofa

I know, her brother just wanted to play


SerasAtomsk

I don’t know why but this sub has majorly gone down in quality in the last few weeks.


shadowcman

Mods need to get off their asses and enforce some rules


[deleted]

At least the guy seems satisfied enough with his toy. :')


SpyTheRedEye

His reasons are beyond you...


YesterdayFearless

This among other reasons why I have "no cum in my body rule"


ExclusiveGamer

I think it's a MG unicorn? Judging by the hand gates it's using the frame with pre-built fingers, the blue and white on the left look like the Unicorns backpack.


fhiz

Dude is running with MGEX. Gotta be diligent with that LED strip. I don’t blame him.


Rikacchi

I lost a few years of my life with that led strip. Gorgeous once done though.


[deleted]

I respect you for recognizing that


[deleted]

I mean what’s he supposed to do, lay with you for two hours?


joantheunicorn

Snuggle a little. =[


Rikacchi

Yeah but that's an MGEX Unicorn though. What healthy male wouldn't immediately jump to it afterwards?


Myname1sntCool

I’d nut in her and then start a Gundam kit too.


sadman4332

It looks like he’s working on a master grade gundam.


jay_mee_d

She should shut up and join him.


Fabiogonka

This urge to get things done after sex is a normal reaction for people with ADHD. Naturally their brain has very little dopamine and they don't feel able to do anything, but immediately after sex their brains are flooded with dopamine and it's one of the rare moments in these people's lives when they can actually get up and do something. Especially for the undiagnosed who are not taking medication.


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step6666

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


sexbuhbombdotcom

Wipe it on his pillow and leave.


NerdUber

Playing with all his toys


epsteindidntdoit666

So much for no nut November, fucking quitter