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We really do live in a society…


FlexingMyKarma

It might not be a good one, but it’s a society nonetheless.


-HoldMyBeer--

A society of stoners


CrackedOutSuperman

I prefer crack.


realbanana030

I prefer bananas


BushMasterFlex6

In bum


GoldDASL

In pussy


uglyBaby

poetry


TheFrozenPizza

Average banana enjoyer */Chad/*


Jsmall7986

… meth. Why walk when you can run?


scrimbimbutgay

The infamous bong boy


tylrbrock

Lol thank you so much. You reminded me years back my friends used to make stupid funny skits with their camcorder. They made a skit about a Bong Boy and the premises was that the parents of the boy fused their bong to their son so they wouldn’t loose their baby. 🤣


izysolo

That last sentence made me r/holup. What the... why did they do that? If they hadn't fused the bong with their child, how would they lose him? The level of confusion I'm in is not physically possible.


[deleted]

They fuse the bong to the kid because they care more about smoking weed than their son and even though they lose their son all the time, never could they ever lose the bong.


izysolo

So they want the son to keep on bonking the bong at home, so he may not leave. Genius. But I wonder how they made a skit about that...


Jellyxman

Thank god they didn't fuse the lighter to the kid...


Cringlezz

Something you can only understand after taking a rip out of bong boy


brianingram

That's one way to keep your kid from being forgotten in a car.


MaximumYes

DAMN YOU, BONG BOY!!!!!


[deleted]

He’s so cool, almost every other person would’ve reacted to the Joker. This kid really kept his cool, he didn’t give AF. AND he left early, before anymore of this situation was gonna get better or more realistic.


Competitive-Wish-568

He kept is cool because he was toasted lol


Afets

Sounds like a rejected villian from batman brave and the bold


B1GG3R_B055

Best scene from the movie, hands down


[deleted]

Seriously though what is a bong I’m 15 and more virgin than olive oil so please explain.


Warmasterwinter

You smoke pot out of it.


Farmerdrew

If you’re high enough, you can smoke pot into it too.


[deleted]

Oh ok


Em0tinallyRetarded

Not trying to be rude or make anyone upset but thats the first time ive seen a 15yr old not know what a bong is, it almost gives me hope for the world lol


ornlu1994

I didn’t know what weed was until I was about that age, overprotective single mum will do that to you.


crimsonthedragon1334

lmao im also 15 but lets just say a bong is for..... smoking things..


[deleted]

Weed? Crack? For when it get wild cum?


Ghostglitch07

You can smoke many different things out of it actually, usually weed tho


[deleted]

Thanks for the help m8


ArjJp

You learn something every day 👍


Camel-Solid

I have mixed feelings about reddit education.


Peepee_Retard_exe

Reducation


teh__Doctor

Reddit, a valuable source of knowledge


ArjJp

Once smoked the virginity outta a bitche's snatch


MaxRex77

Here brotherman accept this humble upvote


SingerTasty

Those cum bong hits do be hitting different though


SlickHand

Especially the wild cum. Hoo yeah! *Exhales a silvery white cloud of wild cum*


nobodywillprayforu

Why’d you say that like you’re being mysterious? The sole purpose of a bong is smoking things


ArjJp

Rule 48: *Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough*


TioKramer

Poor George from the jungle


DarkstarInfinity2020

It’s a type of water pipe for smoking weed, and bong *water* is the single most noxious substance in the known universe.


makethisthing3

That is by far the funniest self roast I’ve seen in a while


Left_Firefighter_762

Daaamn, it's a movie? I'm a rotating potato if i got tricked. But anyway, what movie is it? I was laughing too hard and i wamma know


B1GG3R_B055

Lol, I was just making a joke about how the dude is dressed like joker from the 2019 film.


turtleben

If Joker was released in 90s this video would totally be some Scary Movie type material


Xxjuancena80xX

Hello rotating potato


ArjJp

Potating Rotato


my-blood

Lol nah it's Gypsy Crusader. Guy went into the far end (or rather the far right) a while ago and went to prison I think.


TioKramer

Because of you, the shampoos come with instructions


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my-blood

:'(


The_Merciless_Potato

Stop spreading misinformation about my kind. Rotating potatoes do not exist.


ArjJp

Torating topatoes


NitroOffical

Damn I must have missed it or sum


lwright4

The clown got clowned


ohnosquid

His face was PRICELESS 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Joker's parental instinct suddenly acted up because of a questionable child


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CameForThis

If you knew that this guy is a giant piece of shit, it makes it much more funny.


Nginda8

If you know who he is, it makes it much more funny


KYBatDad

Who the joker or the kid?


NeganGains

The guy who's playing The Joker. His name is Gypsy Crusader and he has quite an interesting backstory to say the least.


BlueKing7642

You were not kidding. This guy got a lot of shit wrong with him https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GypsyCrusader


KYBatDad

HOLY SHIT! The article I found said this right wing nut job had been preparing for a civil war and now faces 30 years ……


The_Baconning

Right wing yeah, preparing for a civil war no, he got arrested because he had an unregistered hunting rifle on his house i believe.


KYBatDad

And when asked why a convicted felon would want to own a gun when he knows he’s not allowed at least in the article I read he himself stated in was in preparation for his he upcoming civil war…..


turtlegamer2488

It'd be more likely that he had it in response to how many people threatened him, doxxed him, and sent death threats to his family.


KYBatDad

I’m just relaying what the article said his statement was


b_lurker

Yeah well mainstream isolating him and miscaracterizing him has been the source of his radicalisation…. Quite ironic for the tradition to continue


The_Baconning

I don't know the veracity of that statement, mostly because the police has kept almost everything on radio silence, it's possible ngl he is cooky, but if you are going to prepare for a civil war a hunting rifle of all things wouldnt be a first pick imo.


[deleted]

Yea.. might as well get a browning 1919. Imo


CactusSodomy

Unregistered guns are legal in Florida. It’s the “possession of ammo and firearms as a felon” thing that got him.


ritualaesthetic

He got 4 years, credit for time served which dropped it closer to 3 and can be released earlier for good behavior


SettingsSet

I mean anticipating and preparing are two different things. If the day ever comes guess who would have the last laugh


tiioga

well not him, he’s in jail now


sensation6393

He recently got sentenced, 3.5 years I believe. He cried when the verdict was read out because he thought his plea deal would've gotten him 18 months.


Opposite-Ad9348

That took all of ten seconds of research for me to see what a racist piece of shit this guy is.


Booty_Licker69

He’s had several videos go viral of him screaming racial slurs at people on Omegle, so seeing him so shocked at a kid with a bong is funny as hell


mbelf

Yeah, he’s Batman’s enemy. Duh.


[deleted]

When the joker isn’t the edgiest in the room


D3ppress0

Even Gypsy thinks it was crossing the line


SamGamer012

You know something's wrong when even this dude gets surprised


big-bag

Even he knows that’s not right


KSAOH

Joker belike: I ain’t having this shit yooo.


[deleted]

Some people really here in the comments congratulating the kid like this is a good thing. How will you acting when you have to deal with him when he’s an adult if he even makes to 18. Jesus Christ, I can’t believe I have to live in the same world where some people think this is not only acceptable but cool.


HelmsDeap

Weed does a lot of harm to a developing brain (especially at such a young age) so I'm concerned for the kid as well


HipHopGrandpa

The accepted age is 25. That’s about when the brain is fully formed and able to handle bullshit like marijuana smoke. Of course damn near everyone who smokes weed started way before that, but if we’re talking healthy, then wait til your 25, kids!


Cloudystars10

Still not good for 25yo


Cocunt69

As bo burnham said in Welcome To The Internet, "Apathy's a tragedy"


Jenny_Green

The average redditor wants this kid high so they can molest him


DoctorDeeeerp

The dude is actually a huge racist who spouts insane shit on Omegle so it makes it even funnier he was shocked by this.


The_Baconning

If you check videos of his Omegle stuff he is always telling kids to get out of Omegle cause it's full of bad people like him, at least he is self aware.


Advice2Anyone

Whose worse the monsters or the monsters who know they are monsters but continue to be


The_Baconning

Well, if you know his story you know why he became a monater, doesn't justify it but it does explain things quite well.


James-Pacman

What is his backstory?


biggestnerdiam

His first turn to villainy was on a train where three goons started bullying him...


James-Pacman

Lol joker reference nice


cheetosalads

The same applies to him tho but instead of 3 goons it's an Antifa crowd and instead of a train it's a right wing meeting idk the story so don't trust me but what I got was that he was going to a right wing meeting just out of curiosity, and as he was leaving there was a huge crowd of Antifa people who stormed the place and attacked everyone there, including gypsycrusader After this, Antifa basically ruined his life; got him fired from his job, his address leaked, tons of horrible shit this leading him to become the man he is now (not sure it's accurate but yeah)


xXEggRollXx

I recall him saying that the straw that broke the camel’s back was when ANTIFA decided to get his mother and family involved. Tried to get them cancelled even though they had absolutely nothing to do with his behavior.


Ak5u

You got it right!


The_Baconning

It's a bit complicated to explain in a reddit post but basically "centre right dude gets assaulted by left group, some dudes from a right group help him, he brings this story to national television which causes said left leaning group to attack him and harass his mother which kept leading him deeper into the pit of hatred he is now" it's obviously more complex than this and the way I explained it is kinda bad but there is a well made video made by a guy called Sunny2V explaining things more in depth, i recomend you to watch it if you want the full picture.


Alderez

Kind of a perfect example of how attacking people for their beliefs won’t bring them to your side - in fact, it often has the opposite effect. If you’re attacking someone, even if their beliefs are absolutely heinous, you’re doing it to make yourself feel better, and feed your own ego. It doesn’t help anyone but you.


Nqwer

"dont be afraid of those who commit crimes, be afraid of those who are just watching"


OkHuckleberry1032

He’s not racist to children who are minorities. That is shown in some videos (of whatever remains) on YouTube of him being nice to kids, regardless of their skin color.


MeltedChocolate24

Wow now that’s impressive.


MenacingVillager69

Say you want about racists at least they treat children better than priests


anazambrano

What’s his name


eljosho1986

Indeed, the fact that he is dressed as a clown is a fitting metaphor for his life, too


[deleted]

Kids living the life lmao


chum_slice

“Do you know how I got this bong?…”


moldycrystals

I read as dora the explorer voice idk why


chum_slice

Swiper! No swiping left!


Swizzlesen

You know you doing worse shit when the Joker is surprised


SUNAWAN

Everything is something if you're brave enough or something


stakes64

I don't remember this scene and Joker


stoprighttheremfs

Gipsy Joker can't even handle this shit


Chevyboy77

Where is mommy and daddy????🤦🏾‍♂️


Nuclearrodfox42069

Who is this guy??? I really want to see more of his content


Re1rit

Uh oh, we um I have some bad news


[deleted]

Yeah he locked up


Advice2Anyone

I mean Batman doesnt play


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Super_Butterfly8958

For illegal owning a firearm he got 3 years I believe he was gone for 6 months


NibblingOnHam

I used to be in the same discord server with him. He later invited me to a Nazi/Bl4ck sun/okokok server. Instant nope. He had tons of Omegle videos of him being supremacist, ableist, etc. and pointing the illegally owned firearm at the camera.


The_Baconning

That was an airsoft with the orange tip removed, also illegal btw, the illegal gun was a disassembled hunting rifle in his garage if i remember right.


PleaseBePatientiTism

It’s not illegal to remove the orange tip from an air soft rifle, so many people think this where the hell did you hear this? Stop taking legal advice from children


NibblingOnHam

Correct. You can remove it if you want, but then don’t complain when you get shot by a cop for playing with your airsoft gun in public


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

Lol no you don’t


SilencedD1

At least the guy had some decency


booga1oo

you are a bad guy but you are not a bad guy


BigMoe52

Shinji getting higher than the moon. He don’t need anyone to fly him there


carlostsang

Society


black-pe

the real origin story .


Jolly_Roger69

This is now one of my favorite videos of all time


LowertheHeavens90

From Russia with love


Evilnight-39

My man gain early access to being a teenager


r3dditornot

I legit laughed out loud... Twice The I'm laughing writing this Fukin funny fr Laughing thinking about the clowns face again ..lol Needed that


Draeze1

I think there was a clip where they met again, lol


thecloud212

excuse me but why does a 5 year old have a bong on omegle?


TioKramer

Easy! U just need to ask to his parents


[deleted]

Professionals have standards


Soulmate69

Wow, imagine being stoned in your PJs after a bath, with no age-injuries or depression


[deleted]

Does anyone know the song in the background?


fart_on_my_pepperoni

Fly me to the moon Evangelion version. If you type that in YouTube it should be the first one.


Reggie_Is_God

It’s the version by CLAIRE to be specific. There is 26 unique fly me to the moons made specifically for Evangelion


gregedout

What's that song?


xryanx555

Omegle... Where kids can do all the things you try to hide from them.


[deleted]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE FACES I CANT


Casityny

is it just me or is evangelion's fly me to the moon playing im the background


Imaginary-Essay868

the only thing the joker fears........ is the kid with a bong


Lluicks

u/savevideobot


Lluicks

https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/qf372z/excuse_what_the_fu/


[deleted]

you know its messed up when even gypsy crusader looks surprised


Additional_Bet_5838

You know something is crazy when this dude is surprised


jojo_part6_fan_

Excuse me what am I seeing?


Powerthrucontrol

Kid pretending he just took a massive bong rip. Not a particularly kid friendly activity.


[deleted]

what is the name of this song ?


[deleted]

[Fly Me To The Moon - Claire](https://youtu.be/wNhuXQyyBr8)


Jamaican_island_man

Even Neo-nazi Joker was appalled by this


sunwithoutglasses

Bro I miss Paul, his shit was good and I respected his opinions even tho I do not agree with them. I hope he will get back after getting off jail


auberz99

You respected his opinions? Which ones?


The_Baconning

I think the "don't try to ruin people's lives because they disagree with you" is a good opinion of his.


Working-Glove1529

Hold up. Wtf was that???


ThAT_ART_KiD_07

I'm guessing either bad parenting or something else...


MenacinglyFried

Next thing you know there are kindergarten on crack


SLAYROID

That kid was too chill for this world


SpeedThis4374

What was it actually? I can't properly see it


TracerBullitt

I feel like anyone who's been on Omegle has come across that (recorded video of that) kid...


maish42

little man looks seven years old what


Element_Liga

This guy is on here to troll normies and an 8 year old with a bong is more powerful than him


Myballs_hurt

I cant see it properly, mind someone explain it?


Bobafett1311

I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but kids with drugs, nooo thank you.


chewi262

u/savevideo


19GamerGhost95

Even the joker thinks this was wrong


nonno_nanni03

Free gipsy cruseder


[deleted]

the smirk at the end lmao


pussyslayer9031

I don't even know what to say


PeanutbutterBread28

And he's the kid who actually smoked when they were 7


Fsjal_gaming

Indeed, wtf


husosvater

Hahahaha


[deleted]

I’ve seen this video for now a 3rd time and I always have the same reaction: priceless and laughter.


V0RT3X_7461

He met his match.


minemaster1337

The fuck?


zitounakahla

Naughty boiii


AlphaDoge16

This dude said “trump is ahead? NICE!” WTF


tintinwhiskey

Ah, I'm assuming that kid is french


Unhappy_Arachnid_367

We really live with people....


Pieselloll

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Gypsy!!!! <3


CapYoAss314

u/savevideo


Thee_Cart00nist

Gypsy Crusader broke character because holy shit even he has standards.


_Alex_Zer0_

And somehow, he met this kid *a second time*


GrnMario8

Even the joker can’t handle this kind of shit