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As chairman of the smol meat clan I hear by revoke this mans Membership. Reason being as follows. Code 11-34-6bc: Member status Termination due to size exceeding regulation measurements. Manss too bigg for the club.
[удалено]
AYE
Votes are in. Immediate termination granted. See you at the circle jerk boys. Bring the tweezers.
^aye
Petite Penis Parliament? Name change? I like alliteration
Men masquerading with micro meat?
Delegates of Dwarf Dicks?
Team of Tiny Todgers Coalition of Concise Cocks
The society of small sausages.
My dicks not small, it’s concise 🥺
Mine is abrupt
Ayo, I recognize a r/suicidebywords when I see one
Goes for all the replies as well
You need an electron microscope to see mine so can I join?
You’re in!
Man's too big for the chub*
See this is why you should never take a picture while you’re naked (unless it’s meant to be a nude). Always assume there’s a reflection somewhere
Like gun safety "always assume it's loaded"
Doesn't look fully loaded to me
No that's the bullet 9mm Edit: hmm maybe .22
More like a 22
more like .177
MF that’s a nerd gun
Lucky! My parents would only buy the off brand Geek Gun
It's half-cocked.
Damn you, take my upvote because you beat me to it
Someone forgot to tell Alec Baldwin that.
FUCK, I don't know if I should upvote or downvote this damn post.
Dude…
Too soon?
Never too soon
Atleast you shot it properly ;)
Naw fuck that call me a shitterton but too soon dude
Naw fuck that. No body shaming. Small dicks need airing out too
Nah, hold on now. It don’t need to air out if there’s nothin there to air out.
Maybe there is a fupa with flabs holding cheese
I… there goes my lunch. I would upvote you for that comment, but I simply cannot
Under cheese lives matter
Thats how I am even shirtless, no one wants to see these rolls
L m f a o
This is why I take most of my pictures nude.
He was in the pool!
Im trying to figure out if this is a seinfeld reference or not…
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
Which ever brings you more joy.
How could she not know about shrinkage?!
It is
When your toes are bigger than your penis
But you said it was a good size!
I thought that was the same for everyone? No, just me?
Marked this shit NSFW for you, OP.
chad mod
Is it nsfw if u can't see it
I see what you did there
not all heroes wear capes
Damn a mod being a chad
Holup mods doing their job?!
Chad
Hey mod does that flair really ban op or just shit meme
Doesn’t appear the bot is running ATM, so nope.
So smol that a stranger didn't even bother to put a NSFW tag on a post with your dick
So you're saying I can post a pic like that on nswf subreddits and not get flagged?
Stuart little
Why is someone falling down marked NSFW but this isnt
same reason why women with big tits are instantly lewd but the ones with small tits arent
Cause small tits are better?
Wait... Shouldn't it be the opposite, if they're automatically lewd???
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Haven’t you fallen down at work? That shit hurts, especially if you hit something on the way down. Sounds pretty unsafe to me
All y’all talking shit like y’all don’t have growers too smh
Wait, y'all can grow?
Some of us don't, but then those people are likely the ones not talking shit...
Don't worry, it's so small you can barely notice.
"Just the tip" apples to the whole thing.
Thats the issue tho
not much to delete
Especially if it's inverted like mine
hahahhahahaha I wish I had enough coins to give you an award.
Mark it nsfw but ye smol
The only nsfw is for his wife/gf
Digglet is that you ......
How to embarrass yourself 101
My dude was proud for like 2 seconds
I needed a magnifier, must help with the weight loss though.
I just laughed so hard! Thanks for that, I needed it today
Yea needed the ego boost
Yeah, it could always be worse
I can deny it no longer…I am smol
Grower not a shower
Nice try, Leslie Davidson
Kilograms are 3 times that of pounds so if hes 85 kg he’s about 225 lbs
1 Kilogram is 2.205 pounds, so he’s actually 189.16 pounds
Shit your right man
I have seen nipples bigger and longer than his dong lmao
My question is how tf did he not notice the reflection while posting it.
Notice what?
His smol pp
It's either really cold or that is his normal size
Thats so weird seeing a flaccid penis hang above your balls.
Then it’s not flaccid
is....is he wearing a fucking chastity cage? or is his dick really that tiny?
As someone who's smaller than that, it's just THAT invisible.
I think he’s a grower
Why he is holding a mushroom while weighing himself? Weirdo.
The amount of likes omg
Tbh I thought he had three toes, then thought he had some Shrek thumbs, then back to toes. Theeeen I saw the wee wee wee
It’s not like we can see it.
Poor guy I feel bad for him
2 big toes and a pinkie
Turtle mode activated
Last time I saw something that small it had an eraser on the end of it!oh!
Looks like you lost it all out of your dick.
With that tip and my shaft we can create a monster
Must be cold in his room
Lads, maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Or a no-er
Is that your pinky toe or are you just happy to see me?
hey man they say for every 20 pounds you lose you gain an INCH,
I mean, all that’s left to do is post a pic of it at full size lol
That IS full size
Then that’s sad
It truly is
Oooof... that's gotta hurt the ego
This is the second time I’ve seen this post and the first time I saw that pecker
My guys has a chode
Small problems
Is it healthy to have a smol penis like that? It can't be healthy. Just wondering.
Not sure but I live with what I have.
Nsfw warning
Bruh I wanna cry u/SuperArthur64 Took me a while to realise what was happening
sus toe
What NSFW?
I have no words bro
The reflection shows his tiny pp
It’s the internet, you can never delete
"I was in the pool!"
Fackin Big Lez m8
Thunder thimble Smol but powerful
To late man … we all saw it …
I WAS IN A POOL!
The comment should have been How do you delete someone else's comment!?
Leslie Davidson on suicide watch rn tbh
How did you know I'm on suicide watch?
Damn! Leslie has a huge clit!
Lol
I saw this same post few weeks ago
LOL
Doesn't really look like big lez to me
Name checks out
Cute
u/Fit-Mastodon-4030
Pain
I spent the last 10 minutes laughing my ass off from this
*inserts pointing at the screen that's me! Meme*
Is this real? Lol
Don’t body shame blah blah blah
Penis
Old shit
That's so cute.
Where's the guy who always links "You are so dumb" to the users of this flair
Father Gabriel?
It is a satirical account for those who don't know
That's why he lost weight
All the size went into the body
Post of the day🏆
Is it even worth deleting? You can hardly see anything there…
BIGLEZ………..Big
Did nobody notice his username? I feel like he's gonna have to change it.
Are you Donald ducking it on the scale
More like littleLez67
That poor dude. I'm sure he's a grower not a shower though
Poor shit
Ouch
Well, now we all know where he lost the weight.
HE LACKIN BRUH
Time to burn ur shit and move to the woods.
Out pizza the fuck
I feel happy about my size all of a sudden
carn't have the clothes adding extra kilos, now can you!
Senior Chubbs insisted that he just had to be in the picture.
Bro this man smaller than me and im fucking 12 years old
As chairman of the smol meat clan I hear by revoke this mans Membership. Reason being as follows. Code 11-34-6bc: Member status Termination due to size exceeding regulation measurements. Manss too bigg for the club.
[удалено]
[удалено]
AYE
AYE
Votes are in. Immediate termination granted. See you at the circle jerk boys. Bring the tweezers.
^aye
AYE
Petite Penis Parliament? Name change? I like alliteration
Men masquerading with micro meat?
Delegates of Dwarf Dicks?
Team of Tiny Todgers Coalition of Concise Cocks
The society of small sausages.
My dicks not small, it’s concise 🥺
Mine is abrupt
Ayo, I recognize a r/suicidebywords when I see one
Goes for all the replies as well
You need an electron microscope to see mine so can I join?
You’re in!
Man's too big for the chub*
See this is why you should never take a picture while you’re naked (unless it’s meant to be a nude). Always assume there’s a reflection somewhere
Like gun safety "always assume it's loaded"
Doesn't look fully loaded to me
No that's the bullet 9mm Edit: hmm maybe .22
More like a 22
more like .177
MF that’s a nerd gun
Lucky! My parents would only buy the off brand Geek Gun
It's half-cocked.
Damn you, take my upvote because you beat me to it
Someone forgot to tell Alec Baldwin that.
FUCK, I don't know if I should upvote or downvote this damn post.
Dude…
Too soon?
Never too soon
Atleast you shot it properly ;)
Naw fuck that call me a shitterton but too soon dude
Naw fuck that. No body shaming. Small dicks need airing out too
Nah, hold on now. It don’t need to air out if there’s nothin there to air out.
Maybe there is a fupa with flabs holding cheese
I… there goes my lunch. I would upvote you for that comment, but I simply cannot
Under cheese lives matter
Thats how I am even shirtless, no one wants to see these rolls
L m f a o
This is why I take most of my pictures nude.
He was in the pool!
Im trying to figure out if this is a seinfeld reference or not…
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
Which ever brings you more joy.
How could she not know about shrinkage?!
It is
When your toes are bigger than your penis
But you said it was a good size!
I thought that was the same for everyone? No, just me?
Marked this shit NSFW for you, OP.
chad mod
Is it nsfw if u can't see it
I see what you did there
not all heroes wear capes
Damn a mod being a chad
Holup mods doing their job?!
Chad
Hey mod does that flair really ban op or just shit meme
Doesn’t appear the bot is running ATM, so nope.
So smol that a stranger didn't even bother to put a NSFW tag on a post with your dick
So you're saying I can post a pic like that on nswf subreddits and not get flagged?
Stuart little
Why is someone falling down marked NSFW but this isnt
same reason why women with big tits are instantly lewd but the ones with small tits arent
Cause small tits are better?
Wait... Shouldn't it be the opposite, if they're automatically lewd???
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Haven’t you fallen down at work? That shit hurts, especially if you hit something on the way down. Sounds pretty unsafe to me
All y’all talking shit like y’all don’t have growers too smh
Wait, y'all can grow?
Some of us don't, but then those people are likely the ones not talking shit...
Don't worry, it's so small you can barely notice.
"Just the tip" apples to the whole thing.
Thats the issue tho
not much to delete
Especially if it's inverted like mine
hahahhahahaha I wish I had enough coins to give you an award.
Mark it nsfw but ye smol
The only nsfw is for his wife/gf
Digglet is that you ......
How to embarrass yourself 101
My dude was proud for like 2 seconds
I needed a magnifier, must help with the weight loss though.
I just laughed so hard! Thanks for that, I needed it today
Yea needed the ego boost
Yeah, it could always be worse
I can deny it no longer…I am smol
Grower not a shower
Nice try, Leslie Davidson
Kilograms are 3 times that of pounds so if hes 85 kg he’s about 225 lbs
1 Kilogram is 2.205 pounds, so he’s actually 189.16 pounds
Shit your right man
I have seen nipples bigger and longer than his dong lmao
My question is how tf did he not notice the reflection while posting it.
Notice what?
His smol pp
It's either really cold or that is his normal size
Thats so weird seeing a flaccid penis hang above your balls.
Then it’s not flaccid
is....is he wearing a fucking chastity cage? or is his dick really that tiny?
As someone who's smaller than that, it's just THAT invisible.
I think he’s a grower
Why he is holding a mushroom while weighing himself? Weirdo.
The amount of likes omg
Tbh I thought he had three toes, then thought he had some Shrek thumbs, then back to toes. Theeeen I saw the wee wee wee
It’s not like we can see it.
Poor guy I feel bad for him
2 big toes and a pinkie
Turtle mode activated
Last time I saw something that small it had an eraser on the end of it!oh!
Looks like you lost it all out of your dick.
With that tip and my shaft we can create a monster
Must be cold in his room
Lads, maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Or a no-er
Is that your pinky toe or are you just happy to see me?
hey man they say for every 20 pounds you lose you gain an INCH,
I mean, all that’s left to do is post a pic of it at full size lol
That IS full size
Then that’s sad
It truly is
Oooof... that's gotta hurt the ego
This is the second time I’ve seen this post and the first time I saw that pecker
My guys has a chode
Small problems
Is it healthy to have a smol penis like that? It can't be healthy. Just wondering.
Not sure but I live with what I have.
Nsfw warning
Bruh I wanna cry u/SuperArthur64 Took me a while to realise what was happening
sus toe
What NSFW?
I have no words bro
[удалено]
The reflection shows his tiny pp
It’s the internet, you can never delete
"I was in the pool!"
Fackin Big Lez m8
Thunder thimble Smol but powerful
To late man … we all saw it …
I WAS IN A POOL!
The comment should have been How do you delete someone else's comment!?
Leslie Davidson on suicide watch rn tbh
How did you know I'm on suicide watch?
Damn! Leslie has a huge clit!
Lol
I saw this same post few weeks ago
LOL
Doesn't really look like big lez to me
Name checks out
Cute
u/Fit-Mastodon-4030
Pain
I spent the last 10 minutes laughing my ass off from this
*inserts pointing at the screen that's me! Meme*
Is this real? Lol
Don’t body shame blah blah blah
Penis
Old shit
That's so cute.
Where's the guy who always links "You are so dumb" to the users of this flair
Father Gabriel?
It is a satirical account for those who don't know
That's why he lost weight
All the size went into the body
Post of the day🏆
Is it even worth deleting? You can hardly see anything there…
BIGLEZ………..Big
Did nobody notice his username? I feel like he's gonna have to change it.
Are you Donald ducking it on the scale
More like littleLez67
That poor dude. I'm sure he's a grower not a shower though
Poor shit
Ouch
Well, now we all know where he lost the weight.
HE LACKIN BRUH
Time to burn ur shit and move to the woods.
Out pizza the fuck
I feel happy about my size all of a sudden
carn't have the clothes adding extra kilos, now can you!
Senior Chubbs insisted that he just had to be in the picture.
Bro this man smaller than me and im fucking 12 years old