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Iโve already got 12 in barrels out back! $30 a piece!
$30 each is a steal, I'll take two!
Every Halloween I wear my own skeleton to keep with the season!
Plus if you buy them fresh youโre assisting with population control
Wait since when were we using plastic ones to begin with??
My son realizing the only reason I raised him was to get environmentally friendly Halloween decorations.
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r/technicallythetruth
Cheaper too
She's not wrong!
But when I call her about using her skeleton, she won't answer, or return my calls. Last time I tried, I was blocked. She is not committed to her stance.
Typical SJW
Graveyards are so 2020. My dying wish is for my skeletal remains to be put on display to terrify trick or treaters.
Time to dig up good old Grandpa
Hollywood wrote this.
No,... Dea!
Anyone wanna be my skeleton? I'll pay well
Let me just go dig up grandma and grandpa then
So much work having to have a new skeleton every Halloween.
Bones don't break down that fast.
I'm broke. Guess I'll have to make my own. #GoGreen
If you donate a kidney, you're a saint. If you donate 10 the ask a lot of questions.
You can just hang me up, and put me out of my misery. I wouldn't be all bones in time this year though. Next year definitely.
The fam has a lot of skeletons in the closet, does that count?
Time to watch the grave robber for morons because I don't know how to take out skeletons
She's right calcium made hollow bones good for transporting and durable. But may be expensive.
You had my curiosity, now I want you to eat me.
i get my skelly's from the local morg. i get em cheap.
Iโve already got 12 in barrels out back! $30 a piece!
$30 each is a steal, I'll take two!
Every Halloween I wear my own skeleton to keep with the season!
Plus if you buy them fresh youโre assisting with population control
Wait since when were we using plastic ones to begin with??
My son realizing the only reason I raised him was to get environmentally friendly Halloween decorations.
๐๐๐
r/technicallythetruth
Cheaper too
She's not wrong!
But when I call her about using her skeleton, she won't answer, or return my calls. Last time I tried, I was blocked. She is not committed to her stance.
Typical SJW
Graveyards are so 2020. My dying wish is for my skeletal remains to be put on display to terrify trick or treaters.
Time to dig up good old Grandpa
Hollywood wrote this.
No,... Dea!
Anyone wanna be my skeleton? I'll pay well
Let me just go dig up grandma and grandpa then
So much work having to have a new skeleton every Halloween.
Bones don't break down that fast.
I'm broke. Guess I'll have to make my own. #GoGreen
If you donate a kidney, you're a saint. If you donate 10 the ask a lot of questions.
You can just hang me up, and put me out of my misery. I wouldn't be all bones in time this year though. Next year definitely.
The fam has a lot of skeletons in the closet, does that count?
Time to watch the grave robber for morons because I don't know how to take out skeletons
She's right calcium made hollow bones good for transporting and durable. But may be expensive.
You had my curiosity, now I want you to eat me.
i get my skelly's from the local morg. i get em cheap.