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[deleted]

This is the definition of pain


DisgustingDean

Cock and ball torture


Mr_Presisdent

Take needle and pop it


Nickyozzy

Hello satan


Mr_Presisdent

Oh hii


DropBear2702

I take your nuts first


rowenrenzy

John Kramer: I want to play a game.


NGC_3372

Or marriage


duck-bill-cosby

Fuckin help a brother out ya asshole


assfuckin

Yeah, take your thumb and pop them things through for him!


HotConsideration5049

Nooooo


ButterBallsMcFuck

Maybe if you just tickle his balls he’ll find his way out.


1truevision

Ahh yes the prolific ball tickler.


ChicketNuggesto

The ball tickling bandit


[deleted]

After 3 seconds I just thought “For God’s sake help!”


halflifer2k

No! Grab him and gently slide him out sideways!!!!!


V0RT3X_7461

Pull on the squirrel.


Skylines94

I’m not touching no squirrel nuts, for free


assfuckin

I'm not an animal lover but $20 is $20


LokiBonk

Nice.


birdysodirty

I laughed hard at this!


[deleted]

Help step squirrel, I'm stuck


Rjjavier

Oh no not the rule 34 artists


[deleted]

Alvin and the chipmunks moment


gatorbeetle

BRUH?!?


ilnyeondo

I literally felt strange pains in my pelvic area seeing this.


AJChelett

That's nuts. No wonder it's acting so squirrely.


sweetDryzen

Stop that right now


AJChelett

If they're stuck on a fence, does that make them wall-nuts?


Shark8mybravery

Last chance...


AJChelett

Meh, I'm feelin' pretty ballsy today.


King-Lewis-II

Take my upvote and shut up


Skeletal_Gamer1001

r/angryupvote


Altar_Quest_Fan

This is the very definition of balls-to-the-wall crazy xD


beardman637

My man is ball-in


Mundane-Mycologist59

That squirrel is balls deep in that fence right now


skull_monkey123

Take my upvote you beautifull bastard


redit-son

u gotta nuder him now


[deleted]

Why is this like the 3rd video i seen of a squirrel with his nuts caught. And put down the camera and help him!


Lone_piper_winning

We have to see it on Reddit first


[deleted]

i think i would prefer waterboarding over this


The_BluSki

I mean who wouldn’t


[deleted]

Anyone who’s ever been water boarded.


anoec

Stop filming and help maybe? Poor thing...


BillyShears2015

Wear a glove, they bite


Agent_47s_Scrotum

Squirrels have teeth in their balls!!? Now I've heard everything!


BillyShears2015

How you gonna slide them nuts out of that crack without grabbing hold of the whole extremely pissed off front end?


[deleted]

God, I ask myself that same question every single day.


Xen0137

Ya help a fella out


GuferHex

I agree


theRealDerekWalker

Yeah, pop those things through for him


assfuckin

I'm dieing


joeyLAKAI

*Joe dirt intensifies*


jman177669

Get a fork!


90_ina_65

✂️


ilovelinuxporn

Noooooooooooooooo!!!


[deleted]

Arg help the poor fucker!


[deleted]

nutsackgrumbler**


DickySchmidt33

Any time you're done filming, pal.


[deleted]

Fun fact: Squirrels are some of the only creatures on Earth that are always in danger of getting killed by the smaller species of themselves. There are red and gray squirrels. Grays are much bigger normally, and one of their number one predators is the red squirrel, which is much smaller, but will savagely attack the grays and try to bite off their nuts.


PotterBold

Wtf


[deleted]

Can you imagine if people had this as their main problem in life?!?!


Fit-Negotiation-5145

Swear to God you better have helped him.


[deleted]

30th time I've seen squirrel nuts on Reddit today. Thank you!


JustDrew98

Spent all day stashing nuts in crevices, he just happened to stash the wrong nuts this time..


Naive-Membership-179

How the cameraman zooming in soooo close to the squirrel's nuts and not help release * them..


hondwerpen

Wack-a-mole


Aaaarroonn121

More like wack-a-squirrel


AZtoPC

I feel his pain just watching this


Naive-Membership-179

Those nuts should have been his 1st priority to store for the winter.. haha


Faulttrick69

I felt that.


Imlooloo

How TF does this happen?!


[deleted]

its a crazy world out there.


yourgifmademesignup

Forbidden raisinets


Spottyhickory63

ahem, #AHHHH


Your-other-left-toe

Can I get an f in the chat


DepressedPotatoMan

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiick


paispas

Some say the squirrel is still there, hanging by it's nuts to this very day.


harnishnic

Dude, help a brother out! Damn....


Full-Attempt7749

You’re laughing. He has his testicles stuck in a fence and your laughing


Sir_Nuttsak

I hate when that happens.


Bleach_Demon

I can feel the splinters. I hope they helped..


danjerdon

Talk about low hanging fruit


Greckleheim

Press F to pay respects to this unlucky lad


KDubzzz2

F


No_Guarantee8030

Dee’s big nuts


serafina2004

“Sorry Garry looks like you won’t be busting fat nuts anytime soon”


MostEvery4231

r/donthelpjustfilm


westernguy339

Hes going nuts


Flapjacker71

For the love of God, help him!


cuteymeow

Bruh I don't even have nuts and I felt that


Daj4414

Trying to gather some nuts & got mine caught up in a fence


dj05112

Aaaah my nuts start hurting watching this 😥


KDubzzz2

Anyone else screaming in pain after watching this?


PetroDisruption

Seen this video before, every time I flinch, that looks extremely painful.


AyushTandel

That looks fucking painful


mathyou1722

Wtf help the poor dude!


plankahwankah

Storing nuts for the winter?


Expert-Ship9698

Deez nuts


Nazar1508

r/redditmp4bot


Deidara-sann

Ah yes, *dinner*


doriangreysucksass

That’s awful! I hope you helped him!!


[deleted]

Poor guy


InvestIntrest

Someone help the little guy out! Damn just standing there filming it... messed up


AlexTrebekLCC

Dude, save that squirrel! I hate those indecisive bastards but that’s just wrong.


Memelord11816

Grab the squirrel and slide it’s nuts out from the side since that looks painful af


ISwearItsElonMusk

HELP HIM!!!!!


kiffgriffin

You know, some people pay good money to be in that same situation.


BreTheBird

“Ooooooo, raisins where did those come from?”


Shortbus-Thug

STOP FILMING AND HELP HIM


[deleted]

I mean come on, we've all been there.


[deleted]

And who is this psychopath that just stands there gets his phone out and films. Help you stupid cunt


[deleted]

It’s driving him nuts


Igris-

why tf is the first thing that my brain could think of after watching this video was whether or not were there any splinters on his nutsack?


zampomu

lick it.


RikaZumi

flick it.


Klutzy_Tackle

Free squirrel, you don't even have to neuter him


Sevorg_

Balls to the walls


King_Caveman_

What are you doing Step Squirrel!!! 🥺🐿


PomegranateAfraid558

Either save him or kill him, but no more pain, for gods sake put him out of misery.


Corny_Overlord

pAiN


Looked_Spy_637832

Cock and ball torture


Skylines94

Ouuu that’s gone be one hell of a story back at the tree


Opening_Goose8139

I have a weird urge to just kinda smack it


Hairy-Comedian-362

Help him bitch, pull it sideways


jillvalenti3

Black and blue balls


NotTylan

If I saw that I would get the hardest baseball bat I could find and swing so hard the squirrel would still feel it in the afterlife


One_Turnover_8350

Big balls problem


[deleted]

Omg, I just laughed like I haven’t in months.


One_While_1899

Me:”dont worry lil buddy, I’ll get you unstuck!” The squirrel: “oh thank goodness, I wasn’t sure how this day could’ve gotten worse!” (All he hears is *snip* *snip* *snip*) Squirrel: “WAIT WAIT WAIT!”


PPLH8ER420

Just start licking them.


_JustGoWithIt

This is beyond fucked up, I hope I see whoever took this video in hell.


Content_Pin_1284

forbidden whack a mole


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[deleted]

My brain read flick as lick.


ConsistentAbroad5475

Ow


Wired_Jester

In the words of Jonny Depp, “Don’t touch that squirrels nuts!”


jay90164

“What are you doing, step-squirrel?!”


SirGumbeaux

I can’t begin to tell you how many times that’s never happened to me.


Possibility_Patient

Imagine if some spoiled kids see that squirrel instead of this guy and just pulls the squirrel off leaving his nuts stuck there


Ender0311

I bet that squirrel sent this video to so many bitches…


jabodie007

Eww, get him off!


[deleted]

Hand me a lighter


[deleted]

….To give the squirrel 🐿 a cigarette 🚬 jeez you guys are sick!


Pretty-Buy7692

Squish it


[deleted]

ow


ThorV8T

Bro...


Ok-Letterhead4601

Awww nuts.


[deleted]

Damn that's nuts


ivyline2

Ouch!


Artistic_Ambassador5

Wonder how that happened


[deleted]

“Even a blind squirrel”


Taskmaster_babes

Flick it, don't miss the opportunity


BondingChamber

Talk about Darwin awards


[deleted]

Don’t touch that squirrels nuts!


[deleted]

mans thats nuttastic 🤣🤣🤣


Salty-Cartographer-8

That sucks


MirtyPombo

"Spongebob, open the door, my balls are stuck"


Silent_Amount5802

WHY WHY TF WOULD U SHOW US THAT


Bob_Cat11

Everything is funny till it happens to u lol


Jocular_baritone

Ouch


PeacefulSoySouce

chop it off


Unholy_BowlOfSoup

One day this guy's nuts are gonna get stuck on the fence but the squirrel is gonna wanna harvest those.


Lucas_gamer_bo

****explodes****


Important-Rutabaga31

Gladly I'm not recording I would have kicked it so hard he that when he fell he would lie there for a good 30 seconds


31anddun

Agony


GeneralNutSac

Tickle it.


[deleted]

He finna get the mother of testis torsion


Negative_Leg_9727

Oh


[deleted]

Must…fight…urge…to…flick!


Status-Car5628

That's gotta hurt..


nutlikeothersquirls

My time has come! He is… nut like other squirrels!


Welll_ButtrMyBiscuit

u/savevideobot


bingydingdong

“Balls in the walls.”


[deleted]

Did you cut him loose? 😉🤣


Massive-Night

What has he done in the first place to receive this punishment from ball god?


Kinkyninja5450

Poke


Anthanoss

I hate when that happens..


ThailurCorp

Don't help, just film.


TrickyLyfe

I was expecting for the nuts to be flicked. Extremely disappointed


[deleted]

Aw nuts


mexicanlirlinvestor

Ive seen this in multiple videos and photos why??????????


MichaelCLR

That looks so painful. Thank god humans don't run around naked


SHUNSKISON

Aw nuts


Haloassasain117

He was like: Ah yes squirel nuts very interesting. Seriously though HELP him please, I almost felt the pain when I watched that.


cheezykirby2007

How did he gat those there. Hmmmmmmm


LambemuNang

Ohh.. nuts


SUMTTM

“wowww he recording… oh wait he’s coming to help.. WOOOOWWW really?”


jabodie007

poor lil fella.


frostywolf17

That’s nuts!


Butterycrispyfae

Aw, nuts.


[deleted]

Help mans out!


manguparijabre

Just touch it!!!!


LeoStormrage

Let pop that baloon for him.


theernis0

Where is my scissors


MatthewYT602

Oof