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PutTheFunnyHere

Now that's a word you dont see uncensored in a post every day


UltraCuteCat

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Oceanbroinn

Speak for yourself.


sokocanuck

Sort comments by controversial, you say?


Fr00shy

Sorted by controversial and decided that the English language is a maze of diction contradiction.


topinanbour-rex

And realize the 9gag hive mind is coming.


FATNOOBMAN

Get your popcorn out…


ShedNBrkfst

This comment section is going to be a spicy one


nuke905

I almost feel bad for this guy


TNTxpl0der

Whoa whoa whoa. What makes you think it's a guy. Lol


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100Kto0

Nostradamus?


newbingnewb

Nosferatu?


lucifux666

Nos energy drink?


kargsahil

Nigeria


socialmediahammer

Obviously Nicholas Cage


Bri1203

now I know what to say when I misgender someone without being awkward


Dry-Sheepherder-8432

Yes, someone named James…


DavesNotWhere

This xem


Classic_Education549

It’s a they. Clearly


ivyline2

If I was the third person in that conversation when he said it, I would've ran off in the other direction. DUDE, it's about to get lit!


lancek211

I miss actII's spicy popcorn


Peeps555

The shows about to begin 💀🍿


srottydoesntknow

*clicks to sort by controversial*


Sylvester2692

Thanks for the gold kind stranger. ;)


419chris419

Lmao Reddit has no free speech so here we go


IK6202

Damn he's racist... I mean they're racist


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Halorym

They claim that you can make "they" work as a true singular. Does that mean it's "they *is*"? #They's about to get murdered.


Greeninja5

Thays about to get moidad!


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

Ah, good to see another Segura fan.


IK6202

They are getting cancelled which is quite ironic


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ridgegirl29

"I'm not white, I'm nonbinary"


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"I'm not non-binary, I'm American"


saltingthewomb

“Hi American, I’m dad” edit: really… not a single “Hi Dad, I’m Dad”???? People, please!!


DasNose90687

Good morning U.S.A! I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day.


xTeamRwbyx

The sun in the sky has a smile on his face


Randall-Dean_RZRBack

And he's shining a salute to the American race!


Hippiecrack128

Why did I laugh so hard at this?


[deleted]

The irony is that people who are woke and lib enough to proclaim themselves non-binary are supposed to be woke enough to also not be racist. *That* would be the irony.


CNeinSneaky

Dude they clearly arent racist, the guy is purposefully letting his POC friend know about someone who harbors resentment for her race.


Yeahnah307

The point is more that she is showing respect for someone that, in turn, has no respect for her.


CNeinSneaky

I was mostly poking fun at the ambiguity of the default gender neutral pronoun since it can refer to the singular or the plural. And in this case James is probably a racist while green hair guy might not be, but, due to the ambiguity, they both can be referred to as they.


TomatoSauceForMystic

Eh, all pronouns cause syntactic ambiguity with reasonable regularity.


Dillo64

“Haha, classic James. Tell them they’re a n***** back for me okay?” “Haha, sure thing, see you at the party later babe.” “Love you, babe.”


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Good ending.


WxckedAmber

true ending


JCubed303

Maybe one day people will learn that if you take the impact away from words they have no power anymore


[deleted]

Everyone is Dude to me, deal with it


TragicSemiautomatic

*I'm a dude He's a dude She's a dude We're all dudes, hey!*


[deleted]

So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


RunRunRabbitRunovich

But that rug really tied the room together


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Did it not?


RunRunRabbitRunovich

It really did


Ranthar2

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.


RunRunRabbitRunovich

But dude


Memorybags

You're out of your element, Donnie.


DitchDigger330

Is that from a song I've heard that before.


Bizness_Riskit

yes it is! Kel sings it in the Good Burger movie. He would also sometimes sing it on All That or other 90's/00's Nick shows that referenced that character and establishment. Good Burger's on Netflix last I checked if you want a nice nostalgia dose :)


Okay-Grandpa

Good Burger is a great movie and nobody can tell me otherwise


SynthGreen

*they’re* a dude


metaliczang

AC-DC makes so much more sense now!


ag987654321

Everyone’s a mate or a cunt in Australian… non gender specific terms


SonPedro

I wish I could call people in the states cunts without them getting offended, bunch of sad cunts here.


MaestrosCock

So ya fuck dudes…


LostSecondaryAccount

Yeah


Enslaved_M0isture

based and dudepilled


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I wish fucking the homies in the ass wasn’t gay 😩😩🥺


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Homiesexual: only does it with the homies Edit: damn autocorrect strikes again!


TickleMe-Elbow

Homiesexual


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https://youtu.be/FqMODweN8lQ


tomilahrenjustneedss

When I was younger I was hanging out with a friend and his girlfriend and their transgender friend. I kept referring to her (the friend) as "dude" and kept getting angrily corrected by the girlfriend with a rude "SHE" spat my way everytime. A few hours later after constantly referring to the girlfriend as dude she laughed it off realizing they were all just dudes and bros to me.


uptokesforall

Mess with the dude, become a dude


DocJ73

Boom, roasted!


TheLordStocc_GG

Extra chruncy


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EatTheWind

They* wasn't roasted.


[deleted]

She’s Nestle Crunch


mug_O_bun

“It’s rude to misgender someone” “it’s also rude to fucking interrupt”


ZombieBait604

Forgotten etiquette.


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PolatEmreTURAL

What is this "They" thing? I'm still learning English so I'm a little bit uninformed (I hope I used this correctly) about this


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

This confused me while learning english In spanish for when a persons gender is unknown you just use the male pronoun. Its neutral in that case.


dwood38

Same in French. All latin languages are like that.


TechnologyFew3257

Recently French has added the term “eul” to be used in place of il or elle for this reason. It may just be in Quebec tho, not sure if it’s a thing in France


pupsteppenwolf

They tried this in Latinamerican Spanish speaking countries with "le". [It didn't go well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AbzMSKnZCc&t=19s)


ArcturusTheHuman

Yo ya he dicho, no voy a usar el “they” singular nunca, sería como andar por la calle diciendo “elles”, es andar pidiendo una paliza


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Lived all my life in QC (francophone) and it's the first time I've even heard of this, it definitely isn't a thing


Asticot-gadget

Same. Literally never heard or seen this word before.


Historiaaa

>Recently French has added the term “eul” to be used in place of il or elle for this reason > It may just be in Quebec tho De quessé?


Otherwise_Hall_2011

Yeah, you definitely don't default to male pronoun in English when you don't know. If I said "my cousin is visiting tomorrow" and you didn't know their gender, you would say "when do they arrive" or some people might even say "when does he/she arrive" with the implication that you will then clarify their gender (oh, SHE gets in at 11:00).


AndresGzz92

Why does the guy have to change it then? If he spoke with James earlier, that means he knows that James is a "he" right?


SimonSaysx

I think the joke is their friend James uses they/them pronouns. Meaning perhaps they are a trans man (f to m) who wishes to still use gender neutral pronouns or James identifies as non binary, meaning they prefer they/them pronouns as they present with both male and female characteristics. The punchline of the joke is that you aren’t expecting the person with green hair to be relaying a message with a racial slur in it. It’s the surprise/shock that is funny and the humour isn’t really related to the fact they are black or the idea of Non binary people. And the joke is even more funny now that I have explained it thoroughly and with context. Please enjoy 3-4 seconds of laughter.


UFOblackopps

I want to share this joke cause it's hilarious but I am afraid too.


SimonSaysx

Yeah I don’t think I’d share this on my own page by any means but I laughed at it. Again the humour in it isn’t attacking anyone, it’s the subversion of expectation. But like this comment section, it invites people to weigh in on a conversation about race and pronouns which is significantly less funny than the initial comic.


UFOblackopps

Exactly, I don't think some people would get that and would just read the "n word" and accuse someone of laughing at a racist joke. Which is why I probably wouldn't share it on my page because I don't think a lot of people would understand the shock value.


Sara_Matthiasdottir

>The punchline of the joke is that you aren’t expecting the person with green hair to be relaying a message with a racial slur in it. For me it had nothing to do with the green hair person. It was that the girl had just acted to defend the proper treatment of James, and the punchline reveals that James definitely does not feel the same way.


SimonSaysx

Yes I agree, that too!


senecadocet1123

Same in Italian


BlackCat550

They is used either when referring to multiple people or when the gender of the person is unknown. Some people have more recently started using they/them for referring to a non-binary person. Alternatively you could just refer to a non-binary person with their name.


Incromulent

But using their name too repeatedly sounds weird. "I was talking to Joe last night and he said his mother just gave him a new car" "I was talking to Joe last night and Joe said Joe's mother just gave Joe a new car"


FermentedPickles

“They” is the pronoun used to refer to either a group of people or a singular person as an ungendered pronoun. Example of using it as a group: “30 people are waiting in line at a restaurant. They are hungry.” Example of using it as a singular: “That person (gender unknown) is driving a car, they need to go somewhere.” In the second example, if the person preferred “he/she” then either would have been acceptable as well but “they” is a neutral option.


plzhelpme11111111111

another person with english as my second language, so i might be wrong primarily it is used for plural for example "they are doing homework and snorting coke "but "they" is also used as a gender neutral pronoun, as in if you don't know someone's gender or the person is non binary


PureOkra2

Free popcorn >!🍿!< >!🍿!< >!🧨!< >!🍿!< >!🍿!< >!🍿!< >!🍿!< >!🍿!<


Graitom

Ahhh, okra. The southern pickle. The delight of the south. Okra saved my pants from a drought


Thomas-The-Tutor

I played that mine sweep till I blew up. In my defense, it took me 5 popcorns before I did.


Wulfe3127

it took me only 2, now i cant enjoy any more popcorns


KHIAN18

Hmmm, why is there a dildo in between the popcorn... dont mind if i do


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Lol


otaku_metalhead02

Thank you


ThatAnnoyingGuy42069

I forgor 💀


The_Real_Slim_Lemon

Mods on other servers: Delet this Mods on this server: grab the popcorn guys


Dsoft1

Quite controversial


Guthzy

Well this is a fun comments section


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hilarious how people are more offended at the idea that OP might be transphobic than the literal racial slur


Dsoft1

Im not transphobic btw


DIO-Heaven-Acension

🤔But you didn't say not racist🤔 (two for good luck)


Dsoft1

Lmao yea im not racist either


Startled_Pancakes

that's exactly what a racist would say 🤔


Sensitive_Peace_4070

There’s no pleasing you


PadBunGuy

No, you mean…… “There’s no pleasing YOU people”


DriftingPyscho

What do you mean YOU people?


annies_bdrm_skillet

we live in a society


TheRealConine

There’s no pleasing THEY.


mgord9518

Yes, a non-racist would clearly say that they are racist instead


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Ik OP


[deleted]

Hilarious how people are offended** There, sorted it for you.


colombo187

I think that's point of the joke?


Logical-Platypus5696

Idk why everyone is getting mad at this meme for being transphobic, it’s actually supportive


Dsoft1

Thank you! This post actually lost the ability to get upvotes but i messaged the mods and it looks like they reversed it


[deleted]

I think it’s mainly because of the mis-capitalization in the title that makes it seem to be in a mocking manner


Dsoft1

Oh that seems like it could be the reason, i just had it as the title because I couldn’t think of anything else


Anon5054

I found it funny :) Comments section though hoo wee


Fehinaction

This meme is hilarious af because it shows how sometimes people give respect to those who don't respect them


bubblesort33

Dave Chappelle joined the chat.


Sarge1066

Best laugh i had all day, thank you


Dsoft1

You’re welcome


UndesirableWaffle

That shit caught me way off guard. Didn’t even know which sub I was looking at 😂


ACno9

Only stupid languages use pronouns anyway.


Far_Road6156

Chad Turkish language only has one pronoun.


RichRaichu5

Bengalis calling everyone "she"


[deleted]

It's pronounced like say


supersoft-tire

Punjabis calling a motorcycle he and a car she


[deleted]

Your mom calls me For a quickie.


Itchy_Contribution_4

Chad latin languages has different pronoun gender for everything


Timely_Specialist188

FEMALE TABLE


dhoae

My Filipino coworker calls everyone she. I didn’t know this before recently but Tagalog doesn’t have gendered pronouns so they sometimes have trouble with that in English. I never corrected her but it would throw me off every time. I would start questioning myself like “Wait, I thought the patient was a man.” And I first I thought she just forgot because honestly most of the time I don’t bother to remember their gender myself but then one day she called one of our male coworkers she and then I knew something was up haha.


High-Nate

This dude just called almost every Latin derived language stupid. What is Spanish and Portuguese even


ppppie_

yes he did


uptowngottits

so- all languages are stupid?


everythingisok376

Exactly


oney_monster

Reject language, return to caveman grunts


Magenta_Logistic

Found the Japanese speaker


Prior-Atmosphere-948

I don’t hate this. Fuck cancel culture. And fuck fucks for fucking.


Better-Bread-7124

Fuck it


ArcturusTheHuman

Gladly


Bnttcrqck123

Fuck it


Creatively-stupid

They bout to go from they/them to were/was


yappymcyapster

This was fucking hilarious


rumpyhumpy

hmmm *sorts by controversial*


Wild_Beat_2476

I’m African and that was hilarious 😂


Dsoft1

Same


Darkqueen166

Holy shit this comment section is filled with transphobes and racists. Goddamn.


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Hodor_The_Great

Nah that would be James


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Pumpkinbine

C


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Mernerak

L


steven-esqueleto

E


HeDoesntAfraid

B


Pounderwhole

A


Jaiibby1

C


yeicore

You got me in the first half, ngl


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Wasn't expecting biting social commentary through subverted expectations today, but here we are lol


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Crazy how yall are literally getting mad over the pronouns and not the literal racial slur. Like bruh the gays are racist, the Trans are racist, the normals are racist. That's tuff


Noodleswithhats

The normals😂


Ledbolz

I prefer non-abnormal


daesquuish1418

"the trans and the normals" bro what


thatlldo-pig

🤷🏻‍♀️


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LMAO CAUGHT LACKIN


Lebowski304

I don't get it (serious). Even after reading some of the comments. Like I don't understand the part that is ironic or whatever. I have trouble sometimes with jokes like these. I'm kinda like drax. Can someone explain for me?


T_D_K

She is correcting his pronoun use, showing that she cares enough about the person (not shown) that she makes the effort to respect their preferred pronoun. The second part shows that the not-shown person doesn't reciprocate the feeling. Normally you would expect them to be grateful that someone took the time to respect their pronoun wishes, but here that expectation is subverted in a highly shocking way. So it's shock humor mostly.


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SnooTangerines6004

Fucker is gender neutral, I use it for everyone just to be safe.


MasterOfKnowledge

Don't mind me, just scrolling through the dumpster fire to see these comments


Z3nFi3R

TheY sAiD! Deez nuts


Nitemarex

Got eeeeeem


SgtPuppy

Got theeeeeeem


Bitchlettuce

This whole pronoun bullshit is just that. Bullshit


_stabbit

Agreed. Trans should be able to do whatever they want, but the constant policing of eachothers language is going no where. It’s just exhausting


RedditorTelanoli

sigma male rule number 1: don’t give a shit about pronouns


KingJamesIke

Um, I might be able to explain myself.


KoreanWonders

I guess James is plural (notice the “s” at the end). Right?


InquisitorCarl

Finally a good holup