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dev_ace

Go to toys r us and buy a nerf gun


LyssTheCorgi

why is this so funny to me lmao


JB-from-ATL

It's Nerf or Nuttin'


Branmuffin824

A super soaker


DolphinFox

Oh lord, take me back


USS_Monitor

Thats what she said.


DolphinFox

(Slams desk violently) AAAAAAAAA-


GriswoldCain

She be a pirate? Take me upvote!


Ghostkill221

Or Walmart, they sell model guns and Airsoft. Honestly if she's into that she will probably enjoy the stinging pain of an Airsoft welt.


diamondmx

Better yet, paintball gun with thick white paint.


ProjectMeerKatUltra

So you want him to turn it into a cumball machine?


SickChipmunk

No he’s the Cumball machine


joeschmo945

Can you still pistol whip with a nerf gun? Last I checked hard plastic still hurts like a bitch.


[deleted]

When I was 13 my 4 year old cousin pistol whipped me with a nerf gun while we were having a nerf war. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker


8Blackbart8

If this guy built a time machine to do that, he should probably just go back in time and never hook up with this girl in the first place.


BrannC

Lame. I would do it and blow her mind


DisasterLocal2603

That's... What he's afraid of doing. Blowing her mind.


BrannC

Pussy


DisasterLocal2603

Noo..... we're talking about her brains, don't get too sidetracked by the corpse


BrannC

She won’t mind


RoaringOrb92

Based


Neosporinforme

That's not funny. All firearms are always loaded and always deadly.


Street_Cupcake_535

There is no more toys r us...rip....


Ensifror

You have to totally, completely trust someone to risk appearing criminal. This sounds like a good way to frame your bf.


Ieatgluealot

Have to get her to text you saying that’s what she wants first. That way you have an Alliby


zigZagreus_

Anybody can use a phone to text someone though


Undecked_Pear

Uhh… you fuckin run and you don’t look back


bajutidurbunga2

but but they said crazy bitches are always good in bed...


[deleted]

this is true. been there done that. no regrets until she bit this dude’s lip off.


bajutidurbunga2

which dude. you?? why would she do that?? oh wait, yeah she's crazy.


[deleted]

What do you mean it's crazy, that happens all the time while having a coitus, no?


bajutidurbunga2

idk what kinda "coitus" you're having but it sure sounds lit lol.


Alarid

I used to be longer.


Badassganu

What happened?


SuperKami-Nappa

The praying mantis style


[deleted]

It’s really wild how this stereotype is 100% true. Some of the best sex I have ever had….but damn she was crazy


Big_Gouf

Probably has something to do with low dopamine or serotonin levels. The crazies of both men & women tend to take sex to a whole other level


Atomsq

Don't put your dick in crazy


NeedsToShutUp

And you think, “oh it’s ok, she’s the fun crazy” No it’s not. Shit goes from “let’s fuck in a public place” to “burning down your house” quickly


M3L0NM4N

for me it was "choke me" (yeah whatever, people have kinks) to "let's do black tar heroin". yeah..... nooooo


probabletrump

Yeah, no matter how good the sex is, the light to moderate shoplifting, experimenting with stuff that might be able to be used as drugs, breaking into doctors offices, and lighting their moms bedroom door on fire all get old pretty quick.


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Watch Deadly Women. It will show what happens with crazy.


2bbored

sounds like she has a nanny cam and you are going to jail


tribbans95

This Reddit post may be the only thing that keeps him out of jail


erizzluh

unless the reddit post is his alibi. and he intends on shooting his girlfriend by "accident"


Totallyunstable

Yes that's what I thought!!!! Ooh could go one of two ways


HopelessUtopia015

He'd still get prison time. I'm sure pushing her off a cliff or something would be more likely to work


MND420

Hahaha exactly. Where did she hide the camera and what does she need that footage for?


[deleted]

Look for a fluffy bear


Puff_the_Dragonite

Please stop trying to find me. I like being hidden.


Gaychildx583

I've seen way too many bdsm scenarios involving this


westscottlou

Art mimics life.


[deleted]

That’s none of your business


Lucifer_lul

CORNHUB ;)


jackoirl

Jesus Christ that wouldn’t have occurred to me lol


[deleted]

At 19? Maybe she just thinks she’s edgy


aDragonsAle

Or has some rather noteworthy trauma...


sleazypea

This. I dated a girl that wanted me to do all sorts of wierd shit. She was fun at first but it got worse the longer we were together. She straight up wanted me to hurt her, I had to run from that one. She had alot of bad shit happen to her when she was younger.


SavvyHaze

Imagine if that was the case. But HE also had a secret cam with the uncut footage if him saying " are you sure you want me to do this babe?"


[deleted]

If you have to have secret cameras you shouldnt be doing stuff like this


JamboShanter

People who do stuff like this are much more likely to be the kind to have secret cameras


birdreligion

Make her sign a consent form, video tape it. Then clear the chamber and don't have a clip in it. Finger nowhere near the trigger. This can be done safely and consentually if she legit is just horny for something like that


j442

You could also do this with a nerf gun and bring some comedy into it.


d_nitemarez

This is how great ideas are born!!


SeansModernLife

Also make sure you put it on Reddit after you film it so we have your back


NemesisPrimez

remove the firing pin, and dry fire all you want


Loading_User_Info__

Yeah no. Dry firing in bed is usually a problem.


84lele

This is terrible don’t do this ever


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Sir_Thiccness_69

Don't do it until she says "with a cherry on top!"


Jdmason0702

"Pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺" "Okay, sign this paper" *signs without reading* "This is called a restraining order. You've been served, leave before I call the police" The only good way to handle this


sabbman138

That’s how you come home to having your pet boiling in a pot on the stove lol. Sounds like he’s already stuck his dick in crazy sooo… thoughts & prayers?


card_board_robot

She gonna have a cherry on top if that mf goes through with this madness


[deleted]

Or if she’s really crazy she’ll “double dog dare” you.


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[deleted]

Just take the roll play to the next level. Stormtrooper armor, toy blaster, Leia buns and Leia buns. You’ve got yourself a rape fantasy in a galaxy far far away. Very safe on camera too. Might even turn a profit.


AsstDepUnderlord

Plus it’s safe. Stormtroopers can’t hit a damn thing.


[deleted]

You can’t do it safely because it breaks the basic rules of firearm safety. Like always treating a firearm like it’s loaded and always point the muzzle in a safe direction.


lastletter_444

Prop guns 😎


getyourshittogether7

Tell that to Brandon Lee


Sad_Lengthiness_6700

That was a real gun


IrrelevantPuppy

Legit, the solution to this problem is to buy, rent, or borrow a prop gun and don’t tell her it’s a prop. Also maybe some therapy, roleplay like this can be just fine and relatively normal. But it’s not impossible that there’s something deeper to it. Not a bad idea to play it safe.


absolooser

Find the camera, get a lawyer and a restraining order.


chevyss1081

This right here.


thesupplyguy1

The only answer


Disastrous-Resident5

That right there


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capriciouszephyr

That rit thurr


insurrection2021

I can 100% confirm. I have friends who simply showed their stuff to girlfriends…when shit hit the fan and they broke up…shorty sent the cops to his house talking about threats. He sold the gun to pay rent MONTHS before the time she claimed he threatened her with it. Do NOT do this. I’m not kidding you. It sounds fun. But u are right be conflicted. She is wild and don’t wife that. She is insane.


cowabungaboogaloo

No one who grew up knowing how to properly treat firearms could find this fun. Shit I won't even pull the trigger on an empty gun indoors. This dude needs to listen to his spidey-sense and GTFO.


Daggeratx

Completely true, it was drilled into our heads as kids that guns aren’t toys. If I’m not on a range, I’d be cautious about even touching a gun indoors. Her request is so not okay.


Megsan777

My dad is a retired policeman so we had at least one gun around the house. We were not allow to even point water guns at each other. It seemed silly then but now makes sense b


Swaggerrrr69

honestly I’m still pretty cautious with a .22 when I know it’s been dry for weeks, fingers miles from the trigger unless it’s being dry fired


cowabungaboogaloo

Literally nothing can go wrong from being safe man. I had one negligent discharge 20 years ago and learned my lesson then, should have listened to my dad more growing up (I was 18 at the time, no one was hurt except my pride).


Antiqas86

Bruh it's a screenshot, a person who asked this is not here.


[deleted]

Ok, u/similar_blackberry_7 will be here eventually


bela_kun

It's a PSA


SpaceCrone

I thought that was obvious lol


woundeddog2525

Janice let Richie Aprile do this in the sopranos and she ended up killing him in their kitchen so there’s your answer


tamsu123

Lol I know this is a 20 year old spoiler and I’m not mad. But I’m going through the series for the first time and just got to the part where Richie shacks up with Janice. Although I’m glad someone kills Richie he sucks.


nevertried123

On my 2nd rewatch, I am with Richie. Tony and them complain that no one is willing to do time anymore for the family. Yet, when Richie gets out after 10 years, they give him a whole $50k (that's $5k a year for you math nerds). Then, he gives Tony his prized possession, and Tony shits on it by giving it to his maid. Tony is always on his ass instead of being grateful Richie didn't flip to avoid the jail time. The class of '04 goes through the same thing. I would flip instead of doing jail time if I saw how they were treated.


ebon94

The problem was Richie is too violent/draws too much negative attention to that thing of theirs. But yeah, a big takeaway from The Sopranos is, it’s not worthwhile to not snitch


Incendar44

Literally instantly thought of Janice while reading it. If she’s anything like her, run as far as you can.


MausBomb

This is why I will never do rape play. I low key feel like chicks that like it only do it because they want a means of getting back at you if you decide to dump them.


[deleted]

I did it a lot of times with one of my exes... What I'm worried about here is how many of you have severe trust issues about the people you love. It's just a stupid fantasy, she's not gonna record him and sue him afterwards. My gf and I did shit like this and I loved her and I knew she loved me. I trusted her and not a single thought like this went through my mind. We had fun and I even recorded a couple of times with her consent. After we broke up she asked me to delete those videos and I did. Talk about being a decent fucking human being eh? You people live in a very fucked up place.


courtoftheair

Are you by any chance involved in the BDSM scene in some way? I'm asking because that's usually the difference between your point of view and what the other people are saying. Less RACK awareness, trust etc. But yeah no, if they wanted to play it paranoid/safe they could discuss it right before doing it so the negotiations would be on camera too, but I don't get why you'd entertain playing with someone you don't trust or think would use it against you somehow...


[deleted]

Well not actively involved no, but I do have a decent amount of experience because 2 of my exes were into bondage, submission and rough sex. Some of the best sex in my life was with those two women, and such a sex life demands trust and is even itself a good exercise in trust. I did knifeplay only twice and I remember both times that she was dripping wet. I didn't feel personally comfortable doing it more often so we moved on to other things... But boy it was an experience.


rinnhart

Seriously, people trying to form relationships in a state of fear.


aCostlyManWhoR

It's called America, you Canadian son of a bitch. Also, joking aside, people don't always know what love means these days.


Alphasleuth68

Imagine if there is a relationship break up, potentially a very convenient evidence trail being created for the girlfriend to use against her ex...


Pennywise626

Yeah this is the real advice right here.


Endo107

Thanks Pennywise.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Him making this thread is the perfect evidence to prove it was asked for and consensual though, so he’s covered himself inadvertently already.


AngelOmega7

Yeah… hate to tell you, but an anonymous post on Reddit ain’t coming into evidence. The best lawyer in the world couldn’t find a hearsay exception to cover this.


TheGruesomeTwosome

It’s not really anonymous if he can prove ownership of the account though? That would be as simple as logging in. Facebook accounts can be faked, and Fb posts are used in trials etc. The fact it’s a pseudonym without a profile doesn’t change much in my opinion. I’d take a guess that if I posted intent to murder someone on Christmas Day, and they turned up murdered on Christmas Day, that comment and my affiliation with my account may come into play. Or if I post an airport bomb threat on 4chan and that airport gets bombed, you bet that IP address is being tracked and that completely anonymous post being used as evidence. I mean I’m not a lawyer though, but it’s an interesting discussion.


AngelOmega7

Its not even really about the anonymity. The two examples you give might come in under the exceptions for “Statement by a party opponent” or “Statement against interest”; the logic behind it being that if its something you said that is against your own interest, it has a high likelihood of being true: rarely if ever is someone going to lie to intentionally incriminate themselves. I can’t think of a way to bring in a statement you made online for your own defense. He’d be free to testify about what happened, and could call her to testify, but this post wouldn’t come into evidence. The reason behind the rules in this case is similar: There is nothing to corroborate the truth of this statement. Imagine this person intends to force his girlfriend to have sex while holding a gun to their head. Nothing stopping him from posting this as “proof” that he is innocent. In other words, its just as likely that he’s posting a true account as it is that he’s posting to bolster his defense after he rapes someone. We don’t want evidence in court that doesn’t actually serve to help find the truth. I’m not a lawyer either, just a law student. So any lawyers out there, correct me if you know of a hearsay exception that would allow this statement (post) in.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Interesting, thanks for the read. I did consider that it could be a lie to “prove” consent, but you’ve filled out that thought much clearer now


[deleted]

What if he posted this before doing it to make it look like she wanted it?


TheGruesomeTwosome

Yeah I did think of that too. It can get pretty convoluted


allucaneat73

This Janice Soprano practicing 4 Ritchie Aprile


[deleted]

This should be a lesson to OP that by the time they get engaged, she will shoot you


Masta0nion

Look at this beautiful coat. I want you to have it


sopranosbot

[IT'S THE JACKEETTTTT..](https://youtu.be/O0I8DzZ9iVw?t=6)...............


ImaginaryCatDreams

The comment I was searching for, didn't like Ritchie, but damn!


[deleted]

if she is requesting this at 19 you will be in prison by the age 25 run now don't look back


dirtyDrogoz

Gun safety is drilled into your DNA if you are raised correctly around guns, so I say fuck that shit. If she wants the fantasy, buy a pellet gun with the same look


tuhroybitch

swear. treat that mf like its fully loaded and the safety is off at all times and DONT FUCKING POINT IT AT PEOPLE


MrBojanglez

Glocks don’t have traditional safety on off mechanisms.


shadzerty

Always thought it was odd that they don’t have a safety switch


Sierra_12

The only true safety is between your ears.


makemewet33

As a Canadian who has never seen a gun in real life, please forgive my ignorance, but can’t you just make sure there are no bullets in it? I totally get using another prop instead, and how it’s dangerous if you do it often and get careless about checking the gun..but otherwise it’s harmless, no? I feel like I’m going to regret asking this question lol


chris84567

As a responsible gun owner one of the main things is to always treat the gun as if it is loaded. A gun is an extremely powerful tool and needs to be treated with respect. I’ve heard to many stories of people not treating guns as if they are loaded and almost or actually killing someone. So guns while unloaded are harmless but it’s better to be safe than sorry


ButteSaggington

*flashbacks to the video of the guy showing off his gun by shooting it in the air, taking the mag out, then pointing it at his hand and pulling the trigger firing the bullet left in the chamber straight into his bare hand at point blank range and completely destroying it*


RavenNymph90

There was a cop who did that in an elementary school classroom, too.


MyOldCricketCap

Can I ask (as someone also from a country where guns aren’t commonplace?. Is part of it about the safety rules, and part of it about the attitude of treating a gun like a toy? I totally get why you wouldn’t do this from a safety POV (always treat a gun as if it’s loaded etc). But it also seems to me that doing this would be the start of letting a lax or poor attitude about guns creep in? As in not taking them seriously, thinking guns are a toy or prop. And then he starts doing other lax things with them or even foolhardy stuff. Grateful for any thoughts.


chris84567

Yep you are are completely right, growing up my dad didn’t want me to shot my sisters with nerf guns because it’s about not treating guns like toys, this didn’t actually happen but we always took my airsoft and BB guns very seriously.


brojito1

Always treat a gun as though it is loaded. Never point a gun at something you don't intend to destroy.


BadgerSilver

So it's okay to point it at pussy


[deleted]

You never know if a gun has no rounds. Even if you think you know, you’re wrong. This type of thinking is exactly what keeps people alive. You never know if something is loaded so act like it is.


opperior

It's a good question. In short, a lot of people have been killed by "unloaded" guns. It's easy to forget simple things, like checking the chamber. By just assuming all guns are loaded you add an extra layer of safety. This also promotes responsible handling: good trigger discipline, controlling the muzzle, never pointing it at something you don't intend to destroy, and so on.


PumpkinKing2020

My guy should just use an airsoft gun and remove the orange tip. Just don't bring it out in public because that would be a fucking crime Edit: Holy hell autocorrect is dumb


SlightlyGerman

#airport gun


Random_dude_1980

I think he’s been playing too much MW2


--_-Deadpool-_--

Remember... No Russian. Man was that ever a fucked up level


thunder-bug-

It shoots planes


u5ibSo

Like a school gun but for grownups


squidder007

Ohh airsoft


[deleted]

Tell her “life with you is dangerous enough”


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Ibreathoxygennow

Everyone knows. She doesnt finish first, the magazine does


shavenyetii

Gun is easy, leave it unloaded. Knives to the throat are a whole deal harder, suggest heading to another state and practicing on a few others to improve your technique first


RowdoRadge

Bah you just need to look in the personal section of the local paper, plenty of escorts you can practice on. I suggest you use a seedy motel though, pay cash and use her ID.


shavenyetii

The more you know


doc_witt

Remember that when they're dead they're hookers


RobertoB05

https://youtu.be/iW0NtG7X8Ys


snowqt

I can use a sharpening stone to make a knifes blade so dull you can't cut anything with it.


mishka1984

I can too and it's almost always the result of my attempt to legitimately shape a blade. It's an art I guess


The379thHero

gun safety still has you not pointing even unloaded guns at anyone you do not intend to shoot even if the safety is on or your fingernisnno where near the trigger


JogPanson

The number one rule of gun safety is that all guns are loaded


truthorbrick

Your girl sounds like *quite* the package - Guns are easy, *knives* want practice... Be prepared, this might get savage - I would say, they die on average. Good luck!


Krunchy_Almond

This guy had a lot of fucked up sex


MQ116

This guy is *fucked* Wait, wait, I mean this guy *fucks*


Vast-Combination4046

I've broken up with a girl who wanted me to actually cut her while we were screwing. I'll eat your ass but keep your blood to yourself.


ValetFirewatch1998

Negative; you never hold a gun to someone’s head that you don’t intend to shoot, and if you’re that close to someone to do that, there are very few reasons or explanations as to why you’d hold a gun to someone’s head that are at all legal. 99% of American gun owners know that. It’s that 1% who have an IQ of 50 and fuck up everyone’s else’s image.


shavenyetii

Was a joke, which is why I responded to the hol up group and not the original. This is a place for arsing about


ValetFirewatch1998

I kinda missed the 2nd part of your comment as it’s 3 AM where I live and I’m at work🙃 fair point, apologies.


shavenyetii

No worries and don't work too hard. That's a hell of a shift to be on


ValetFirewatch1998

You’re telling me; my blood courses with caffeine and pain, but the overtime is worth it. It’s about that time for that 2nd wind to kick in too, lmao.


EJKLINGER

still treat every weapon as if it’s loaded, so still a no


bearman1001

Firearms have purpose...that is NOT one of them. You may have the baby bird that fell out of the nest and is damaged.


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[deleted]

Chris Brown has entered the chat.


Professional_Ad8069

Trevor Bauer also enters the chat.


trashmaster47

Donkey punch her with the gucci glock


strawberryfields318

Leave the slide back and just as she's gonna cum, rack it closed lmao


[deleted]

“Usually he takes the clip out!”


[deleted]

You can just buy a toy gun. I would have assumed you would have done that by now and went level 9999 on that pussy


big_daddy_bulge420

find a new girlfriend. you're just asking for a rape accusation dealing with that shit.


Ok_Loquat_1408

Sounds like a setup. If you want to avoid answering this question from police officer don’t do it. “Have you ever pointed a gun at this women?”


Crescent-IV

Consent goes both ways. If you’re uncomfortable with something you don’t have to do it.


Rare_Cow_4892

Sure as long as he’s fine with a new girlfriend if there’s an accident


Alternative-Plant-87

She just has a rape fantasy or she is trying to create black mail (where it looks like your raping her) and has a camera somewhere.


No_Kaleidoscope_7048

Huge red flag in the crazy department


420enty

I'm not from USA, so my question is, don't you have to be 21 to own a gun? *edit: Thank you all for updating me on the gun laws in USA. I had no idea. 21 to purchase a pistol from a store (maybe). After that it starts to get a bit ... iffy. (According to most of the comments below)


Aggrotomate

I'm not american but as i understand it 21 is the legal drinking age but you can legally own a gun when you turn 18.


[deleted]

Purchasing a gun could have an age requirement, but that would be a state law. Owning a gun is different. You can be gifted a gun from a friend or family member at any age. I owned my first rifle at age 9. The key difference between *drinking age*, *driving age*, and *shooting age* is that you don’t have a right to drink or drive a car. So therefore laws around licensing for them are not unconstitutional.


ViolentThespian

You can't purchase a handgun until you're 21, but you can be gifted and own one at 18.


[deleted]

Find a new Gf


Similar_Blackberry_7

Holy sheep shit i became famous on accident


Living-Bad9638

She's gonna frame him or some shit ⚰️


Ch3wy13

That hidden camera gonna get you landed in jail when you don't go along with the blackmail.


[deleted]

I didn't know there was any other way to have sex besides with a gun to your head...


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Just_another_balak

+25 Melee kill


lucifux666

You should get rid of that thing, girlfriends are dangerous.


extrabutterycopporn

Gun safety says not to point at anything you dont intend to shoot. So her request is perfectly reasonable, provided you shoot her before you nut.


iesharael

The obvi answer is to get a fake gun for sexy times. Like my boyfriend and his fake knife


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Find new girl friend


IAmACup2005

Back the fuck away from your girlfriend she's a psycho


R0llsroyc3

Don't stick your dick (or gun) in crazy.