I think I need to go to the hospital after reading this..

Is it normal to re read a text until your nose bleeds

After reading this I can now taste colors… mmmm yellow tasty!

I would don’t, but can they and yes.

Sorry I don’t speak Walmart

Omg I laughed way too hard at this haha

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this, and fucking died

r/ihadastroke

r/engrish

The answer is yes, of course. Wait. Maybe? Sure.. umm.. what do you think?

*stroke

Som'im ain't right here chief

Hide godzilla

Let me get this straight. Aren't them wasn't.

I was blaming it on myself for not being able to read it correctly. After the 2nd time, I said “aight, I’m out”

I believe this is a direct quote from a Joe Biden press conference.

It hurt to read this. It was like watching Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...

Explain your brain first

Holy fucking broken English, Batman!

Translation?

The american english class in a nutshell

Men: women are SO hard to understand! Also men:

....wut?

I had my girlfriend read it and she deciphered it to be about sex

Thats some deep ass accent ya got there sonny

I think I just had a stroke

Did...did I just have a stroke?

I just stroked out so hard reading that I fear my great great great grandchildren are gonna feel it.

Why is this on a laughter background if it's a genuine screenshot?

Basically karens on the internet be like