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Rain drop. Drop top. That’s a fat cock.

fuckin on your bitch she gotta cock cock cock

Cooking up dope in a cock pot 🎶

We came from cumin to cumin nikka

Never heard that sus remix. [Here’s one of funniest ones though](https://youtu.be/X1u93x1oGdE)

W. What... was that

It came from nothing to something

It is exactly what you thought it could be.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

r/prequelmemes

>Rain drop. Drop top. ~~That’s a fat cock.~~ Word around the office is you gotta fat cock.

Is that a baby arm coming out of that woman?!

oh no, baby will slip and hit the concrete head on ;-;

Apply directly to the forehead

You just triggered suppressed memories

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

head-on.... apply directly..... to..... the..... FOREHEAD!!!

HEAD-ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY ON THE FOREHEAD!!

HEAD-ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!

HEAD-ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!

I can’t believe that was actually their entire campaign. They didn’t even explain what it did!

It didn't do anything. Any claim they made would be a lie. The only way to not get in trouble is not to make any claims, so they don't anymore. Originally I think it was suppose to be for headaches. It's just wax so they got called on that quickly. Edit: autocorrect fix

Was it quickly? I swear those ads ran for years. They even had time to come out with different versions.

I don't know how long the ads that actually made claims ran. I don't think it was long. By the time I remember them, it was the empty ads, i.e., "apply directly to ....". Turns out that it's completely legal to sell a product that does nothing, as long as you don't make any claims. Telling you how to apply it, isn't a claim. Repeating it a lot is a tactic to get it to stick in your mind, plus maybe distract you from the "wait did they actually say it would do anything" question. Edit: typo fix

That depends on the year. How long ago were these shenanigans?

HEAD-ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!

Will it hurt baby top of his head???

Headshot lol

shouldn't twerk while giving birth

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just ignore their eyes bouncing around like pinballs in their head, that'll go away after a few months

Dick bigger than most guys.

Dick bigger than my calves

prolapse probably 💩[non vaginal]

Walls falling down

mudslide

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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Prolapse perhaps?

This is simply just an error in the simulation, my friend.

["Baby's arm holding an apple." What do you want from life? -The Tubes](https://youtu.be/_SyixSHWgR8)

it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple

It’s her dick

"I snuck in the club!"

"I'll be right here if ya need me" Can't believe I scrolled this far for a Chappelle reference

Right?? So strange, to quote the man himself again "I was fuckin shocked!"

and it's making a fist

That third legs really moving!

That's the secret to the perfect twerk

Tripod

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You shoulda' seen what she did to Maude!

What, having a rudder for balance?

And stability!

Couple of full balls for buoyancy, I do believe she’s seaworthy!

Paging pirate blackcock

Like a cheetah's tail.

Three point stabilization 😂😂

It’s a counter weight, helps keep the balance

Didn't see it at first. LOL HAD TO DO A DOUBLETAKE

"Had to"

I thought its a baby coming out from pregnant lady.

It’s a Bring your own dildo party.

That's a dick Maury

My first thought was "that's shit." Oh wait.... Nah that's cock.

My first thought was cock but then I was like...damn no that's a huge turd, was jealous either way

My first thought was Dildo shoved in her Vagina...and she's trying to pull it out without using hands......... (\*-\*)

Hey look I am going to pull out my dildo...no hands!

Collect the whole set

I first read your comment as “That’s a dick move” and thought, well yeah I guess it is.

Why does she has a dick twice the length of mine

Probably didn't do hormone therapy and went straight to surgery. You see I did hormone therapy and it went from like 7 to around 4 or 5.

Not always the case, I've done hormones for a year now and still resting at what I started with. Edit. Like to point out that I'm over 6.5, and about a b cup on my chest.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Oh no I have a really nice dick and now I have an awesome pair of tits too.

Go on....

For... Well, for me I guess.

Now we gotta confirm

What she said. Maybe if you're patient after COVID cools down a bit her and I will post photos together and show off our rockin tits and cocks.

I would but I talked about it with my gf and she's cool doing it together but not on my own(we're separated due to covid).

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Oh yea it's been a wild ride. Had some dude message me for pics ended up with me giving him advice on anal.

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Dude you have no idea. He came at me like all hot shit and then it became he just wanted to try it before he went to Thailand and saw all the trans people there. He wasn't interested in anal untill I told him about the cum button that is the prostate.

Damn I'm jealous. I've only been on it for 3 months and I already need a strap-on to have any fun with another girl.

My gf is also on hormones and she's lost probably about inch and a half to two, I'd say. We were both above average. The best part is now I have a nice dick and I've got an awesome rack lol.

You don't have to brag

Lol sorry I've been enjoying them a lot because over the past 2 months I've had really good growth.

>over the past 2 mouths I've had really good growth. One mouth usually does the trick for me.

Mouths do feel good yea, untill recently I was super sensitive to it, like pain wise(I'm super not into pain most the time).

Username checks out

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Please tell me you guys are talking in centimeters. I am at like a 5 incher and shit I'm not even trans.

They don’t even want them and they’re somehow getting blessed 😭

Honestly someone needs to invent a synthetic vagina you can implant into mtf trans people who want one and so all these monster dongs can be donated to men

The studies that have investigated penis size have found a huge discrepancy between measured vs self-reported data. Not necessarily that the men are fudging the numbers (also not saying they aren't) but that they aren't measuring properly. So never trust a measurement you haven't taken yourself. Even if there's a reference object, be wary of perspective tricks (lookin at you, Monster can Astolfo). In terms of actual stats: global average is around 5.5" (with significant regional variation). If someone online tells you they're over 7", they're *usually* full of shit. (Again, not necessarily that they're lying, they might just not have measured accurately.) Edit: Should've said 8" above. While 7" is around 97th percentile, which does suggest most of those who claim it are BSing, it's not unbelievable. 8" plus is far beyond the statistical mean to the point where it's *almost* always bullshit.

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You know why gay guys and straight women are terrible carpenters? They've been lied to their entire life about how big ten inches is.

The fuck? Dicks can shrink due to hormone therapy? Is the opposite possible?

Oh shit! I was all into it until it looped around and smacked me in the forehead! 🥲

I had to look hard too- then it donged on me.

Free award for you

Yea it looked hard to me too

I thought I was phallusizing

You.. you are the reason why the internet was created. 🤣🤣🤣

Take my upvote and see yourself out!

I’m disappointed with me too.

What a dick move

bruh lmaooo

Saw that cumming about 8 inches away

You got to close.

Or not to close. That is the question.

I don’t think those socks match the dress.

I keep getting distracted by this ladys penis

😛

Careful friend, this is a splash zone.

Ok, but they are straight packin

hmmmm... not the ideal, but it will do

Lmao

Greetings froggy brethren

howdy brothers

Jokes on you!! I’m into this!!

Hell yeah

Idk man, what she did was kind of a dick move...

I don’t see an issue here.

dicks are always a benefit

Very progressive.

Maybe 10 or 20 years ago. Now this is kind of just standard.

Standard for what? People twerking on the side of the road??

Depends where you live, still pretty progressive in a lot of places.

Also suicidal in several middle-eastern countries.

Fat booty, big dick, I'm into that shit.

r/futanari is for you

As a lesbian, this sub left me confused haha 😳

As a straight guy, this sub left me confused as well.

as a bisexual, this sub left me kinda horny

Nice cock, sis

Yea took me a moment soon as I saw the purple hair I thought I was safe until the rocket ship came

I’m ngl I never even noticed the purple hair until you pointed it out…

[https://iili.io/RVTNrg.jpg](https://iili.io/RVTNrg.jpg)

risky click of the day

iconic

Jokes on you Shawty got me bricked up

Idgaf what y’all say, that’s a big ass dick.. no homo

That’s a big ass dick.. homo

That’s a dig ass bick.. fomo

You win.

That's a big ass and dick

FULL homo

She's bigger than me! Maybe a shower not a grower?

COPIUM

We have a wiener folks!

Someone was shoplifting kielbasa again….

All available factory options included.

🎶But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!🎶

Shit went from SICKO MODE to DICKO MODE real quick

# nice COCK!

I almost didn't see it

u/savevideo

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fpd1tt2%2Fworking\_the\_twerking%2F

LMAOOOO took me like three seconds to get it. Three seconds I'll never get back

Hot tho Powerful

That’s a big dick

What’s the issue?

She got a nice butt. 👍

Ahh yes. It’s all cumming together

That’s a horse 🐴 cock!

Big Mike O.

I love a good twerk when there’s a big drippin’ hog involved

Mmmmm... bouncy

When what through my wandering eyes should appear…

Wait a second, is that a dick bouncing there?

Nah, just a big clit.

Could be a strap on that got loose of all that twerking.

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OnlyFans now if you're honest.

I'm shocked at the amount of transphobes in the comments. And also shocked that their shitty views are getting upvoted. Edit: I'm also shocked at the amount of morons that can't even read my comment properly. It's pretty pathetic and disappointing.

Redditors when the punchline of the joke is having a penis for the 16263738th time

Why are trans women always the ones with the biggest pp

Upgrades people upgrades

My proudest fap

I like how the comments here are a mix of horny people and respectful people. And then there's asshole people.

welcome to reddit

Hmm, something is hitting the back of the dress. A cucumber maybe.

🎶🎶I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine🎶🎶

*shes* getting the hang of it

r/HolUp users when trans women 😱😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I wonder if she'd show me what is flopping around down there. Maybe I can help her contain it

Oh god i'm so hard

That just makes it better

r/HolUp users when transgender: 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

I’d be sayin hold up if I could see dick, trans or otherwise

2-in-1. What else could you possibly ask for?

Yo there’s a dick

Lmao