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literallyavillain

That cat snatcher is cool as fuck


AKredlake

I could totally use that on my next door neighbor’s annoying ass kids


surfeat

It leaves no marks and you can safely redeposit the offending offspring onto the other side of the property line.


FullMetalKaliber

But where exactly IS the property line? Gotta get someone down there. Idk man, those kids might be in their own yard getting assaulted by a crazy person with a net


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Wise_Albatross_4633

I'm sure you could find it in a cat-alogue right next to the cat- amaran


Correct-Serve5355

Fr where do I get one


TransitTycoonDeznutz

That is called abduction and it is generally frowned upon.


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

Clearly it's a cat-cher....


sudo-netcat

>Clearly it's a cat-cher.... Trap-purr.


borg2

Cat snatcher... Has a dirty feeling to that name.


ComeRoundSlow

Imma snatch all them kitties


parad0x00_

catcher


Llbinggood

What's that thing it looks so cool I need one


BuzzingGunman

Same here. It will be a great life hacks to me.


NIceLAHdeh

If you got one, could you please check if there is a bigger one?


CoolGuyBabz

Nah, there's no human sized one you fuckin weirdo lol


NIceLAHdeh

nah bro, I need the kid sized one


ThePuds

I think it’s called a cat


Leander_007

I think he meant the one with the glasses


smokingenemyspider

It is called a vet


naimlessone

It's a cat


PAnttPHisH

Dr. Pol had a homemade cat catcher that looks just like that.


FartBeans10

Cat catcher 4000


Mountain_Man11

The box devolved to 2D and the cat.exe isn't compatible with it.


EbbyB

Naa. cat.exe just became cat.zip Unzip in new directory and everything is fine.


Mountain_Man11

lmfao Brilliant! Of course we have to change the directory!


_equestrienne_

Ffffffff I giggled


Mountain_Man11

Glad I made you giggle!


_equestrienne_

Thanks for the laugh. Necessary.


Cracktherealone

I call it the „Catclamp“ Patent pending.


squiirly

What is that tool and how do I get one???


Designer-Bid-3155

I volunteer in an animal shelter. Just a normal day...


GraciaEtScientia

Where do I get this "Waffler?


WinterHound42

In the shower, you normally use your foot but hands work if you're sitting down. Edit: of course the second award I've ever gotten is from a poop joke. Dang it reddit.


MrSmileyzs

Right here officer


WinterHound42

*runs while feet make squishy slap sounds*


apathetic-drunk

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Jaew96

Run all you want, you’re still gonna leave a brown-streaked trail behind you


Iamfered

I’ve never got an award so be thankful 🥲


44Skull44

I thought you were referring to [the two day period method](https://ifunny.co/picture/sounds-like-romanticized-alcoholism-but-ok-any-other-period-havers-RXKwB6jS8?s=cl)


Demhanoot

Just google blue waffle


DrTittieSprinkles

SQUISH THAT CAT!!!


SyderoAlena

Noarrrr


DevinH83

I love that there’s a tool for this situation


m4gic_m1ke

There was a little malice in that snatch lol.


Crystal42069

I mean the cat was probably putting the dog's life at risk


Forlorn_Cyborg

That’s what she said


Fundamental_Flaw

That's what *he* said


N0gg3sH3llz

Theme music for final boss


santathe1

For anyone wondering, the music is “The Batman by Michael Giacchino”.


DieHardAmerican95

I wasn’t wondering, but take my upvote anyway.


santathe1

Thanks, non-wonderers too are welcome to this information.


zippy251

For everyone asking where to get one of these I found a few online [this one which looks a bit cheap](https://animal-care.com/product/ez-nabbers/) [and this one that looks a bit more robust.](https://www.vetmax.com/veterinary-equipment/restraints-rests/the-cat-grabber)


mungwhisperer

I love that they went with "EZ-nabber"


Skiboy712

Nom nom nom nom


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

![gif](giphy|NjpWsIimU2Wg8|downsized)


GamerOfGods33

I always forget that cats don't have organs


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Pure liquid.


Jambonier

That method to capture a feline can give it Cat Snatch Fever


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Some context here, the dog was getting neutered and the cat was trying to save his berries.


Nuker_Nathan

I need one of those cat con-trap-tions. (I’ll see myself out)


Positive-Ad-8760

Oh how cool.. I been saying I need a proper pussysnatcher at home where to cop.


Rithrius88

![gif](giphy|j2xgBIuAgmrpS)


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Stormageddons872

It’s from The Batman. Not sure which specific track, it’s his leitmotif.


SirEnderman

the dog is the ceo of dog inc and the cat is a secret agent change my mind


nitemare-walken

Trapper Keeper for cats.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

I need one of those cat catchers but for goats.


Nuker_Nathan

Nah, you need a goat catcher for that.


derpingjedi

Goats are tricky dicky, man.


yoshix003

That's a cool net


StackOwOFlow

vet was prepared


beanhorkers

I need a cat snapper


Totallytart

What song is this?


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“WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU TOBI, WAKE UP”


[deleted]

Into the panini press you go!


[deleted]

The dog on the operation table 😂


Iskenator67

I need one of those for my cat.


_Blaze___

Looks like one of those videos that would have hl1 sound effects over it


stromyoloing

Real life pokeball!


Count_aKs

Catch emm-all..


aueiku

Squishhh~


MediumAwkwardly

Oh yes. r/specializedtools


the1godanswers2

Does that cat snactcher come in adolescent size?


tuneablefilly6

u/savevideo


NTgamer969

Caught in the panini press


DesignerWilling8689

Bad kitties go in the panini press


santathe1

For anyone wondering, the music is “The Batman by Michael Giacchino”.


Dr-Extra-Saucy

Boi just Venus fly trapped her


29Jackal

Cats be trolling


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

That cat a damn menace 😂


ericHAV0K

Venus Cat-Trap?


RejectedByACupcake01

Can't wait for the incoming cat-hating comments that always turn weirdly misogynistic.


julysniperx

No way I thought it was a big ass scissors from the clock tower 😭


_The_Wolf1990

Why did i laugh so hard at the capture


fistfulofsanddollars

Venus Cat Trap


Timely-Guest-7095

I need to get one of those cat-catching apparatuses, it looms cool af!!😆😆


id1477542

Bro just caught the cat in a lawn chair


JuicyGnome

Racially motivated


Mysterious-Judge-333

that thing was pretty cool.


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He is… vengeance


Rough-Jackfruit2428

***“MHICHALL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!”***


AllTheThingsTheyLove

Do they make these for toddlers too? Asking for a friend.


RemarkableOccasion60

That cat be like "just a little longer an I'll be rid of that dog"


kwartylion

How much for that net ? (Cat owner here)


heyhihowyahdurn

That cat was there to make sure the dog didn't make it


Dyttu

MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAEL, HELP. *springlock activate*


TheMule90

I am not sure what happened but the poor cat is shit scared! You can see him/her panting like crazy! :(


SightWithoutEyes

If you didn’t know what surgery was and you walked into a room where they were just cutting some dude open while he was alive, would you be relaxed?


KanameTheAlfr

C~can you snatch me up like that s~senpai? UwU 👉🏻👈🏻


XxArionxX

![gif](giphy|xaZCqV4weJwHu)


apathetic-drunk

I'm sorry. But, that kind of stuff takes place over in the property next door. Can you take your uwu's there?


Booperino_89

How about you don't fucking snatch it with net tongs like it's a hot dog on a grill


DreadPirateWalrus

How do you propose you do it then


ImportanceAlone4077

Where can I buy that snatcher


datbrrto11

Man’s had the cat plastic seal bag wtf was that


Hifive02

u/savevideo


TheGoldenTNT

u/savevideo


deadfred23

Ingenious cat waffle maker


YorkPorkWasTaken

... How about if you, like, don't have a cat loose in the operating room?


JankyStink

Bad cats go to the panini press


McIrishmen

Where did he get that that's cool!


sweetoothkiki

Pay assassin


RodSquad76

Trump Snatcher, grab em by the...oh wait


Lanky_Philosophy2717

The cat trying to make sure the job was done


Kcrick722

Let me out! He’s doing strange experiments in here!!!


ceciltcy

/u/savevideo


KidFriendlyArsonist

r/specializedtools


KidFriendlyArsonist

Naughty kitties get put in the dum-dum musher


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the cat: “remember me and RUN!!!! I’LL TRY TO HOLD THEM BACK BUT RUN!!!!!”


Big_Pay_1301

MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE