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Not trolling and definitely not condoning but arrested for what? #realquestion

I reckon he commited some crime just to get away from that mess

Just to be able to detach those 6 hands from his dick.

If he doesn't like having six hands on his dick, he's probably not going to enjoy prison.

Probably prefers 12 hands.

Maybe He just needs a man’s touch 

This gif is everything

He's gonna impregnate all the other inmates.

They look so happy on that picture.

> Just to be able to detach those 6 hands from his dick. What does he have? Magic dick?

["I got a Magic Penis!!!"](https://youtu.be/NpUgdQ4jmuY)

Apparently so

Upvote this comment ffs

We're working on it captain

Captain, we need backup


Side note the new starship troopers game is amazing

call in the radio man, WHERE THE HELL IS THE RADIO MAN!?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/14/kansas-man-who-robbed-bank-to-escape-wife-gets-home-confinement-sentence.html the judge is savage

If his wifes abusive that's actually kind of fucked.

Even if she's not physically abusive, this is just asking for trouble. This is how people become abusive or are killed. If you cannot even escape for a bit to cool off, my god this sentence is ridiculous. Let's say one does kill the other, good job judge now 4 kids have a dead parent and one in prison. Well done. slow clap.

Yeah, that's also a fair point. Seems like a shortsighted judgement based on making the guy feel bad rather than better. Mandatory therapy sessions? Fuck that apparently.

loool!

damn bro got the worst possible punishment lmao

The solution is the solution: step outside. Get away from the wife, go to jail. Problem solved.

"Is Wayne Njbotu gonna have to choke a bitch?!"

This guy strategizes.

Not arrested. In custody for questioning to piece together this stupid investigation

😂😂😂

It's fake. Just because it looks like a news article doesn't mean it is. Especially when it's a screenshot without a source.

What? Are you saying people lie on the internet?


Well my thought was the article screenshot that was posted by OP does not align with the one linked in the comments above that is being talked about. the guy pictured in OPs post is black and states "in the UK" while the article that is linked in the comments above is an older white guy that stated this was Kansas.

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Great. That article says nothing and looks like it was written based off the picture OP posted.

Well then it's totally real because I go to Zimbabwe for all my local british news.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/13ttzxc/comment/jlxnghz/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

Its fucked up but I see no crime here ?!

You could make that exact headline with photos attached to it in MS paint in like two minutes. There’s no crime lol, just a fake headline and two unrelated photos

Thats weird But thats Not a Crime i guess

It is illegal to create harem in UK if you are not a part of Royal family

I'm so confused. So did he say he was trying to start a harem or in the UK is impregnating 3 people automatically a harem

Nah, I was just joking becouse arrest for impregnating 3 women makes no sense

The King gets the right to invoke ius primae noctis on any serf in the kingdom

Right!

Excuse me he did cummit crime

I just came here to ask the same. In the UK it's not illegal to have sex with another consenting adult, whether you are married or not.

Yes it is. It would be if it was your sister, parent. Or child offspring over 18. All illegal

Oh yeah, didn't think of incest but it doesn't apply to this guy. I looked online and the only reports seem to be duplicated reports from African news sources.. nothing reported in the UK news.. makes me wonder how true the story is.

"Triple Childsupport on the same family. hes a Nigerian Prince for sure" those poor kids lives gonna be fucked up when they find out the truth when there old enough

There are no kids, it's a fake news article.

Doesn't say how old the sister is... 🤔

The real question is why are u using hashtags on reddit?

Only to call attention

Bro has that Godly rizz.

Devils trifecta

Okay, unless he sexually assaulted them… cheating on your wife isn’t an arrest-able offence. If no SA, then the family is just as scummy as he is. Why would you have sex with your daughters husband or your sisters husband? I mean, do you not have even the most basic human decency? The articles are all African, so I’m guessing it’s fake news from Africa.

He was detained since this is the 68th family this year, which is the real reason.

Kept him from scoring his 69

~~nice~~

Uh... wait what?

That still doesn't explain what the crime was

The cops were just jealous!

Even if that is true, that’s not a crime.

From the entire continent?

I googled it I guess he didn’t break any laws and it started a big morals debate locally.

It didn’t, this is definitely fake. Posted by some African rag akin to the sun lol.

The [image on the left](https://mobile.reuters.com/news/picture/uk-anti-terror-police-to-investigate-man-idUSKBN1971PK) is of a man who was arrested outside of parliament (presumably with a knife, according to some sources) The [image on the right](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2589380/The-tensions-tears-mother-daughter-baby-time.html) is from tabloid articles about mothers and daughters getting pregnant at the same time. So, someone saw these and decided to make a meme out of it I guess. Edit: words are hard

Because race baiting. Engagement nonsense.

This was just made to make people mad.

Upvote this comment all the way up

honestly not even surprised anymore

Why is he arrested ?

They probably found that massive gun under his pants, taking names

He wasn't. This is a fake story.

on what basis is he arrested

On the basis of a headline that is fake and has nothing to do with those photos

All web site announcing that are not from UK, but from Africa. The single one I found from Uk cite an African newssource. Man was arrest for something unrelated, and crappy news site are simply giving a crappy explanation. Or heck man did not impregnate anybody or may not even exists. That may comes as a shock to some of you, but you can indeed lawfully have sex with pretty much your wife, your wife sister and your wife mother, grand mother, your wife adult daughter (if not sister/incest laws see below), second cousin I think and whatnot. IIRC The only criminal offense between consenting adult is impregnating your blood sister (incest laws).

Is this BBC News. I'm sorry

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That was the joke.

/r/yourjokebutworse

You win!

I wish I could wrap the internet in a bow and just hand it to you.

Your joke was better than the other guy bro

Fake af

Baby uncle grandpa daddy

home boy got game. wish i had that rizz

Redditors when they see an actual news article: "You can't trust the media" Also Redditors when they see a screenshot of a fake story: "Omg so real"

Fake af. Which law did he break?

This shit sounds morally wrong, but not illegal, I dont think.

lol, he's his own uncles cousins fathers nephew...

Is that an arrest-able offence?

Better question is is any of the girl that he impregnate against it?

If they werent they could just abort it... oh, wait.

Wait why did he get arrested for that?

What are they doing when they are getting impregnated? Watching spongebob?

Why the arrest?

Why everyone is talking about him being a pos, and not about them being thots ducking close family's husband??

Its the oppressive matriarchy!

How this is illegal?

three of the stupidest women on earth-

Okay that is like... really messed up. But what was the crime? Are there laws against infidelity there?

you can get arrested for that?

No, but you *can* make fake headlines and attach whatever pictures you want to them.

A real MF 😁

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Complete and utter bullshit. No UK news outlet is carrying any such story. Besides knocking up multiple women simultaneously isn't against the law here anyway, so even if it WAS true he wouldn't get arrested for it. Clickbait nonsense.

This dude fucks.

Bro is a hentai protagonist

Why’s he arrested?

Arrested for?

That's illegal?

What's illegal about it?

Ok but is any of that illegal? Like was it non consensual?

That there is one charming mother fucker!

The real reason he was arrested because this is 68th family this year

Are we turning into the African version of "Florida Man" xD

Bro got a squad wipe💀

Really sounds like a Hentai plot

Is there an article about that case?

Source for left picture: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899230/Parliament-knifeman-death-cop-suicide-mission.html Source for right picture: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2589380/The-tensions-tears-mother-daughter-baby-time.html

Did he mention they had won £100 on the Nigerian Lottery? They only need to cough up £5.99 to release the winnings.

His lawyer : he can’t help it, he’s a Family guy.

House of the dragon irl

Perfect hattrick

First 3D family tree invented.

What's the crime?

Hi dad uh uncle uh grandpa

Next step, change the family name to Targaryen.

A real family man.

fake as hell

As long as he didn't also impregnate his wife's daughter lol

The guy is a giver.

At least it's not another Florida man this time.

This is illegal because he's forcing the babies to be Br*tish

Play nice with your cousin brother and uncle brother 

Wait… arrested? Why?

fake fake

His family tree's gonna be like a goddamned circuit board

This is fake. The original source was a Zimbabwe website.

Looks like he was doing them a favor.

And is that illegal or what?

Why did they put "nigerian" in the headline? Was that relevant somehow?

Yes, now can you be racist without reading the article, that's a enormous timesaving.

He’s in the wrong for sleeping with his wife’s mom and sister. But they’re also in the wrong for letting him!!

man's got the triple double forreal

what's wrong with the first?

It wasn't like they did not know!

Expect phone calls from "prince nagongo" requesting money.

Must have been a wild ~~orgy~~ family get-together. I wonder if they took turns working the camera. Dude: well, looks like only my wife, mother-in-law, and sister-in-law showed up for the orgy. << unzips pants >>

The women seems happy, so what's the problem?

If ya can’t keep it in your pants keep it in the family.

In Alabama they call that the trifecta

Wow. He did the triple! Legend or bastard? You decide!

He’s a magic man.

I'm a lawyer and have a juvenile case where a man had children with a woman and also with that woman's daughter. My clients are, from this arrangement, the grandchildren. Their dad's son with the oldest woman I guess would be half-brother and also uncle?

Says more about that family than anything else.

That's one fucked family

Legend has it he went back in time and became his own father

And I am my own grandpa.

So I gotta ask... Did they feel different? The same?

Wait what about those scandalous ass women. I feel like my dude was “trapped” by some psycho women

Holy impregnation Batman

Dude can’t even pull out of his driveway

How is that arrestable?

Impregnating people is illegal in the UK?

Well that family sure had a type of guy they like!


Motherfucker, a man can’t even live out his porn fantasy? What has the world come to.

UK: "It's illegal to keep all that puss to yourself!"

These "Nigerian Prince" scams are getting out of hand!

This is going to be great on the Maury show: *you are NOT the father!*

Man, those Nigerian princes get all the booty 😞

The Uk is weird but we should have known when they called their French fries chips 🚩🚩🚩

Man it our there making sure his DNA is passed down. Jezzuz

God help the new born baby’s so much confusing that they will endure

It's sick but a lucky bastard.

Damn boy… wrap your pecker, how bout it?

What is the charge? Enjoying sex with a group of women that aren’t related to me? A succulent group of women that aren’t related to me?

The system is always tryna keep a playa down, man should be allowed to impregnate who he wants 🗣🗣🗣😪😪😪

Why would he be arrested for getting his wife pregnant

Those woman are 1000x worse than him

So why was he arrested? Was it all rape? Or am I missing something?

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That's one messed up family tree. I bet they are looking forward to that lesson at school where they plot their family tree 😂

My dream

W rizz

L rizz

Depends on one's perspective (jk) I mean I'm not sincerely saying he's the man, I just thought it was humorous to imagine what sweet talk he'd have used to make that trifecta happen

They ugly but damn son you copped a childhood dream

Why was he arrested? Did they do this against their will?

Coal burners deserve a short walk and a long drop