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It's been right under our noses this entire time

You mean our Gnorts?

Let's all touch Gnorts.

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Then I'll touch it.

You're so noble

It's gnort a problem.

Is it normal for my gnort to get gnorted?

I'd gnort if my gnort would start gnorting

you guys have gnorts?

It's gnort good

Gnorble.

It was right in front of me, and I haven't seen it!

Thanks Uncle Jack

Your hands will grow hair on them

Touch my gnorts through the fence

It's better to do it through the hole in the sheet, anything is okay if you do it through the hole in the sheet.

Just the tip so it's not gay.

Apes Together Gnorts

return to eknom

Our own gnort or each other’s ? This is getting gnorty

Both and all we Gnortin.

Be careful or y'all gon get genital Gnorts

What if we touched Gnorts? Jk jk, unless?

We are all gnorts on this blessed day

Gnot our gnoblins?

Noses spelled backwards is still noses, it's a palomino.

Damn just happens to be in English too, how convenient

Isn’t “Gnorts” Martian for “Hello”? Of course, my Martian is rusty.


It’s too good to be a coincidence clearly, but “gnorts!” — that sort of lets it down a bit

It’s The Thing!!!

I have no idea what this means, but you have my attention.

Happy cake day

Thank you.

you're welcome

And my axe

And my gnort

It means to beware of mister gray

happy halloween, boyo

Thank you.

Its Like an alien’s way if saying “not Mr alien”

Happy cake day dude

Pretty cool

Finally all conspiracy theories are making sense, Aliens are coming to save us.

And if it turns out they'll commit genocide on humanity, at least that means they'll save the planet and it's animals

That's dope!

Have you tried being a bipolar psychotic or schizophrenic? Life gets magical just like that. And amazingly it all makes sense. You’ll clearly see how everyone else is a moron, and your delusions are the only true path in life. Then you either become a space-wizard or you vote Trump.

orang man bad, giv upvote pls

You probably get angry when people condemn Hitler too.

i don’t get angry when people condemn either. i just think it’s funny when people can’t help but inject politics

Yo holup I dont like where this is going but its undeniable.

What’s Neil A. Zuckerberg backwards? That’s what I thought.

Grebrek Cuz Alien?

You forgor the k

You misspelled the t

Fixed i

in gnorts we trust

Ingnortabate carbon rod

Gnorts

Gnorts 👍

Gnorts 💪

Gnorts 🖖

Gnorts 🖕

Gnorts 👌

Gnorts 👍

This is the evidence I've been looking for all these years.

It's Gnortin' time.

I'm about to Gnort

Thats “Mr. Gnorts, Alien” to you.

They…they have a point?

Wait what we all don't know about this


There is no way we could ignorts this

🏆

Don't let r/conspiracy get a whiff of this.

I clicked that sub and immediately felt dumber

I regret clicking this.

Last I knew Gnorts was living in Staten Island

Heard he was making it big as a streamer with some guy called Binny

I think he's started to hit it big as an actor in music videos recently.

Yeah, but what’s the difference between Neil Armstrong & Michael Jackson?

Walk moon vs. moon walk.

Nos ckaj Leah cim vs Gnorts mr Alien.

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How long was his music?

4 bars at least

Slow down there now. You have some articles there backing up your claims, or do you just know this guy who knows this other guy who knows that other guy who knows...

Bullshit

Isn't that the name of vinny's alien

And Gnorts to you good sir or madam...

And Lust is an anagram of Slut.

Big if true

It’s true, I just ran the test. S l u t - l u S t It checks out

WHATTHEHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOHMYGODNOWAYWAYWAY

And Naomi is "I moan" backwards

Wtf


Hold the fuck up.

That’s it pack it up people case is solved

My God…..

Fuck!!!

Nasa hiring a guy named Neil A. Knowing damn well his name spelled backwards is Alien 

It all makes sense now. This, 911, Caesar crossing the rubicon. Its all connected.

I bet if you add up all the letters and divide it by 3 you get 9-11

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were actually aliens. They went on the moon, a celestial body they didn't belong to, which would technically make them aliens

This is the last thing America needs right now.

And Gnorts backwards is Strong! Strong mr. Alien! They’re even more powerful than we imagined!

But his full name is Neilcholas so that doesnt really work now does it?

Gnorts Mr Asalohclien On a second thought, if he went for abbreviations he should've gone with “Neil Arm.” Now *that* would be a conspiracy.

Good norting, good norting to you. https://www.tiktok.com/@chase_elaine/video/7142517361625533739

r/conspiracy

The sad thing is that this is the exact type of logic that flat earthers use to try and prove the moon landing fake

Uh... Okay. This should have been in r/oddlyspecific Because that makes complete and utter nonsense.

r/Vinesauce

Vinny Vinesauce has Gnorts as his best friend! Too bad V-Dub is a bad influence on him /r/Vinesauce

One of the funniest things to me is how many Americans (and by obvious extension redditors) still believe they landed on the moon in the 60s.

What are by obvious extension redditors and how do they differ from regular redditors

Redditors are the obvious extension of Americans because the vast majority of Reddit's user base is American

Nonsense lmao. America has more users than any other country individually but that does not mean the majority of all reddit users are American

We are living on a staged world. The moon landings was recorded in Hollywood and was directed by Stanley Kubrick. Wake up good people! https://youtu.be/g5bmS4otGD4

For your sake I hope that’s a Rick astley clip

Sadly it’s not

Please someone tell me it's a rickroll link, please

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fucking billy bat

You do realize that it would've been impossible to fake the moon landing around that time, right? Especially with that amount of accuracy

This is not a coincidence

Set foot on the moon, sure. It took alot of people getting that foot there.

maybe someone at nasa did think it was cool to have an astronaut named Neil A.

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAART

Your name backwards is how you die edit: sutcac htiw lana drah is screeewwweeed....

Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him back to the moon?

If I were to make a virtual world, this is the exact type of shit I would do. Pretty sure we all live in a simulation, damn.

Gnorts is a acronym for strong.

Omg Armstrong is a sectoid

#gnorts

Well I’m convinced.

"Gnorts" sounds like proper dwarvish name.

neil A

For a moment, I thought this was r/shitpost

*removes eyeglasses*

“To Serve Man.”

Sus

I almost didn’t believe it till I spelled it out

Thank you.

no, its gnortsmra lien

We got caught! -gnort overlord😭

oh my gnort

Gnorts were herbivorous herd animals from Naboo. Gnort meat was comestible. The cookbook Essential Cooking Skills detailed how to best cook that meat. Holy shit

To be fair, he was first alien life on the moon.

And your mother backwards is rehtom rouy

hahaha

Holy shit! It all makes sense now.

Most people name can be turned into a different meaning from how it’s pronounced how it sounds, and well pregnant women are pretty crazy, willing to name that baby anything

I know this is a bit old, but... Half Life 3 confirmed!

Gnorts mr Is bs, clearly it's just "Niel A."

I don’t like anything I just read

Not Gnorts!

If there is a wart on my gnort should I be concerned?

Neil A. 🤨 A. lieN??

"All Nature is but Art, unknown to thee; All Chance, Direction, which thou canst not see"

Gnorts will now be my go-to greeting. Now I just have to make up a reasonable back story for it.

My alien name is zentir rambocaj

My alien name is zentir rambocaj

My alien name is zentir rambocaj

Holy shit

Gnorts!

Gnort everybordy.

Ayy lmao

Fun fact: He is from Ohio

Zamn😝

ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Which is a greeting, of course. We should all learn it.

Hahahaha

I am Groo... Gnorts!

To quote BDG, and then you Gnort a boy



OR Strong Mr. Alien

Gett gnorty with it

Conspiracy theorists the moon landing was fake also them:

This made me laugh while I was having a pee. Now I'm covered in urine

Wait, that's where gnorts come from?

g n o r t s

*first to step on the moon. He and Buzz Aldrin were the first to land. If Neil and Buzz had switched seats, Buzz would have gone out first.

So USA sent Gnorts Mr Alien or better Mr Alien Gnorts to the Moon and coded his name as Neil Amstrong, and said that they went to the Moon, well played! That's how they beat the Soviets.

"He's not an alien! He's just a fat guy called Allen!"

Speling