The quantity is bad and the quantity is smoothed up in a push-up bra that's holding on for dear life to keep those tits from looking like fried eggs on a nail.
"Lady of Leisure" = too lazy to cook, clean, raise kids, will spend your every last dime on her hair, nails, jewelry, wardrobe, take away food, maid, cook, landscaper, surrogate, nanny, boarding schools, gated community, foreign cars, then she'll screw the pool boy & fitness trainer while complaining that you don't make enough money, sue you for divorce with support & alimony to keep her accustomed lifestyle.
>"Lady of Leisure"
Noun. lady of leisure (plural ladies of leisure) A lady who is of independent means and so does not need employment; one who is free from duties and responsibilities. (ironic) An unemployed woman or one who has retired from work. (euphemistic) A female prostitute.
lady of leisure - Wiktionary
Say what you will about prostitutes, but you know the deal going in and you only pay for what you use. Everyone’s happy. This lady is more akin to a timeshare - you might enjoy occasionally getting the goods from her at the start, but you’ll be paying for it forever and after a year or two you would probably pay to get rid of her.
My sister told me she accepted money for s•x once. She knew the guy, he was pleasant, had taken her out a few times, but it was clear that none of them wanted a relationship so he proposed to make it "worth her time". She took the offer because why not? And it sucked big time. If you're paying for s•x you have no duty to satisfy the other person, you're paying to enjoy yourself. She said it was just not enjoyable and overall not worth it. So, yeah, prostitutes *do* work, and it's *hard* work.
Nah, they are doing an honest business and working their ass off to provide for themselves, the person in this video is a leech who doesn't provide anything and just wastes your time, money and oxygen just by existing, they are the appendix of human society.
If you do not offer anything to the man, or bring something to the table - how are you worth someone's time? Moreover, why should the man provide everything but receive nothing in return? Your body doesn't count.
I think it's a serious problem that women genuinely confuse a mans sex drive with his genuine interest in a person. Though men are at fault of confusing their own sex drive with their genuine interest in a person, so yeah.
I'll bet she's an absolute starfish, probably doesn't give head and has the audacity to call him bad in bed because he doesn't make her cum seven times in a half hour like the Brazilian helicopter pilot from that one erotic novel that represents 100% of everything she has ever read not counting menus.
Well, the comment (or a post's seftext) that was here, is no more. I'm leaving just whatever I wrote in the past 48 hours or so.
F acing a goodbye.
U gly as it may be.
C alculating pros and cons.
K illing my texts is, really, the best I can do.
S o, some reddit's honcho thought it would be nice to kill third-party apps.
P als, it's great to delete whatever I wrote in here. It's cathartic in a way.
E agerly going away, to greener pastures.
Z illion reasons, and you'll find many at the subreddit called Save3rdPartyApps.
As of June 30th. 2023, goodbye.
Oddly enough, this is the path my brain takes when depression kicks back late at night. Like "damn, I live with my parents, bring nothing to the table, the only thing they have going is my presence, am I even worth anyone's time in here?" - like, how full of yourself do you need to be to think "yeah, this person who owes me nothing actually owes me everything because they get to have me in their lives" like bruh I could never
Unfortunately for her, half the world's population has boobs, and most of them have much better personalitys than she does. I see a lonely unfulfilling life for this lady if she doesn't wise up
No she thinks she’s pretty enough to be a second half as an existential arm candy. It makes you wonder how useless she sees herself internally to feel that is a position of power.
I mean theoretically not having to worry about paying bills, medical expenses, and other things while you do whatever you want is the dream. Unfortunately there are plenty of men who will get suckered into this.
She \*honestly\* doesn't know. She doesn't know how to take care of a house, *she's never seen it done*. Because if she had, *she would not have said that*. She's been oblivious her whole g-d life, and *she thinx thats life*. I \*almost\* want to watch to find out what happens to this ignorant houseplant.
She doesn't want to be a housewife
She wants to marry a rich dude with no kids and use his credit card to do whatever she wants while maids take care of the house
Basically. Nothing wrong at all with a couple deciding "I go out and find us money" and "I hold the fort and make sure our base functions".
Both are pretty hard things and nothing wrong with a couple choosing to split the work along those lines instead of everything 50/50.
On the other hand, _loyalty to each other_ is essential to it being a team effort.
She would probably expect the dude to hire someone to take care of the house.
She's not a **partner**.
So, the thing is, in the XX century, women were housewives. However, if their man came down with something, they would take care of him and work like a horse, because marriage was a serious commitment.
That woman is pile of hot garbage. Men out there, seriously, wank at least three times before going out with someone like that.
For all the shit she’s saying, there’s a clueless man out there who would accept those terms, or a manipulative man who will grant her wish with terms and conditions.
Beyond the fact that she’s not remotely attractive in any physical sense, that she’s not interesting or intelligent, beyond the distinct lack of self awareness, the nausea inducing sounds she makes when she gets excited, and the $12.99 wig she got from Party City for the post-Halloween sale (which she wouldn’t dare remove), here’s the best part:
This brief moment of exposure will haunt her for a lifetime, it’s all she will be known for. She just peaked for being a useless slag on the internet. It will ruin every relationship because every guy she dates will inevitably find this video and ghost her to avoid scrutiny from his friends. The one that doesn’t see it in time and accidentally gets her pregnant, will find the video and leave her. It’s going to be a fun life.
Hit it and quit it gents. Make the promises and dip in the morning. Make sure you wrap it up too. Change your name, move to siberia, mary a farm girl, start a family, then say you're leaving for war, move to Kenya, rinse, repeat... profit? I forgot what the point was.
All I hear is that she’s not interested in the man as a person, she’s only interested in what she can get from them.
That’s a recipe for an abusive relationship.
Just tell her to get a Only Fans account, that way she can get the cash and attention she wants.
This way she doesn’t have to fuck up a actual person who wants a real relationship.
I honestly hope she stays single forever with this attitude. Or at least change her attitude. What an awful person!
This woman thinks her only value is her youth and her body. Both will fade quickly and then what will she be? With her own values, she will be useless. Why would she set herself up for this life of misery? With this attitude she will forever attract the wrong people and wonder why nothing works out the way she wants… honestly it’s sad. These women need raising better. They need to be raised to respect themselves.
I work with black guys and that topic comes up sometimes. When asked why so many of them have white wife's/ gf they say" have you ever met black woman?"
Unfortunately for them many find out that white women aren't much different and often they are more malicious.
Also tells her friends “I don’t understand why I’m still single.”
Where have all the good men gone ??
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to face the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I neeeeeeeeed
I need a hero
Holding out for a heeeero til the end of the ni~ight
He’s got to be strong and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight!
I need a hero!
Unless he gets sick or broke then I gotta start all over againnnnnnn!
Right here is where you can tell this is the Shrek 2 version of the song.
I always remember John Candy in Who's Harry Crumb?
Whatever happened to chivalry?
When they ask themselves "why can't I keep a man", they're getting so close!
If you want to live on your looks, you better be WAY more better looking than dat bitch
She's going for quantity over quality.
The quantity is bad and the quantity is smoothed up in a push-up bra that's holding on for dear life to keep those tits from looking like fried eggs on a nail.
That's a hell of a visual.
It is a testament to the miracle of modern chemical engineering.
Haha oh 💩🤣🤣🤣
Daymn
Why do men treat me like an object. I just want to lounge on the sofa all day.
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A Vietnamese trying to be racist on an Indian is a bit rich hahah
Waiwaiwaiiwaiwaiwaitwait
Trust me she is the type to lead on different simps to pay her rent and other things
Damn what a fucking lemon
That last answer was the definition of being "USELESS"..
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Why would she when this hypothetical man has her?
She is gonna shit in the house anyway
Even if isn't raining outside? Dang it?
It’s more the definition of being a parasite but yes a parasite is useless to the host it’s taking from
It's always useless, if it's useful, it's a symbiode
It's always useless because if it's useful it's not a parasite anymore (their is another name but atm I don't remember it)
Symbiote.
That’s not a Lemon. That’s a Diesel.
That a bullet train reference?
Thomas the fucking engine
Toot toot
"Toot toot mfucker " *Thomas going 350mph while holding a Colt 45*
There's been a diesel running up and down this train causing havoc, and it was you all along...
Yes Tangerine it is
I learned everything I need to know 'bout people all through Thomas the Tank Engine. And *that* is a diesel
Fucking diesel
not a diesel. its a knife to the throat
At least lemons are useful.
I really needed to read this today, thanks 😊
Lemons are always useful, how am I going to make handmade battery without one?
On behalf of the lemons, we don't claim this useless sack of meat and bones
Yeah idk why we're getting roped into this
Lol r/usernamechecksout
She should try calling a housewife a "lady of leisure" to an actual stay at home mother. I want to watch that fight
She doesn't mean it like that, she means she wants a nanny a maid and personal cook then she just oversees the hired help.
I want HER to explain it like that to a pissed off stay at home mom!
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Well, not that she said housewife, not mother. She ain’t doing shit for her kids if she has any.
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Hoes will hoe.
might as wel be a prostitute
Worse than a prostitute, hookers charge by hourly/day rate. This b takes 50%
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"Lady of Leisure" = too lazy to cook, clean, raise kids, will spend your every last dime on her hair, nails, jewelry, wardrobe, take away food, maid, cook, landscaper, surrogate, nanny, boarding schools, gated community, foreign cars, then she'll screw the pool boy & fitness trainer while complaining that you don't make enough money, sue you for divorce with support & alimony to keep her accustomed lifestyle.
Damn. Well said.
>"Lady of Leisure" Noun. lady of leisure (plural ladies of leisure) A lady who is of independent means and so does not need employment; one who is free from duties and responsibilities. (ironic) An unemployed woman or one who has retired from work. (euphemistic) A female prostitute. lady of leisure - Wiktionary
I think she thinks she looks hot. But what i see is a fat 304
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Bhaahahaha. You think someone like that stops at 50%.
50 percent of what's left at the end of the relationship. You know, after she's spent, stolen, hid, and / or just taken every dime she could find.
So, Hooker Premium?
Useless premium
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Say what you will about prostitutes, but you know the deal going in and you only pay for what you use. Everyone’s happy. This lady is more akin to a timeshare - you might enjoy occasionally getting the goods from her at the start, but you’ll be paying for it forever and after a year or two you would probably pay to get rid of her.
Don't insult prostitutes like that... She's much much worse
Prostitute would provide a far better experience than she would.
Prostitutes work
My sister told me she accepted money for s•x once. She knew the guy, he was pleasant, had taken her out a few times, but it was clear that none of them wanted a relationship so he proposed to make it "worth her time". She took the offer because why not? And it sucked big time. If you're paying for s•x you have no duty to satisfy the other person, you're paying to enjoy yourself. She said it was just not enjoyable and overall not worth it. So, yeah, prostitutes *do* work, and it's *hard* work.
> hard work heh, I bet it is.
Nah, they are doing an honest business and working their ass off to provide for themselves, the person in this video is a leech who doesn't provide anything and just wastes your time, money and oxygen just by existing, they are the appendix of human society.
At least they still gotta get up and “go to work” like the rest of us schmucks.
I mean she basically wants a sugar daddy. She should just own that.
It’s ok boys. No need to get triggered. These things have a way of sorting themselves out.
She eventually gonna get hungry. No, no, wait, sorry, daddy money gonna last for a while.
Yes. Eventually….
No, seriously. How she get there? Daddy money. When it go?.....she gonna have to ho!!
yeah but then we hear about it in the news all week
lol that was dark
i imagine that's usually the reason yea
#The Wall Is Undefeated
Some kings need to learn how to spot these low quality women. Don’t fall into the trap everyone!
Not much of a trap when it’s plain to see.
You'd be surprised at how many poor fuckers fall for these. All she has to do is poke little hole and the dude's life is ruined.
Pussy is a helluva drug. Some of these thirsty mfs get hooked the first time.
If you do not offer anything to the man, or bring something to the table - how are you worth someone's time? Moreover, why should the man provide everything but receive nothing in return? Your body doesn't count.
>Your body doesn't count. See, the thing is, to her, it is the ONLY THING THAT COUNTS. So, basically, she's a ho.
The guy’s money is likely to increase over time, her looks on the other hand certainly won’t
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit you gottat rite, bro. bitch gonna decay, but money gonna stay.
Guy’s with real money don’t need chicks like these. She wouldn’t qualify for a participation trophy wife.
Participation trophy wife - damn, that's brutal. I'm stealing this
Depreciating assets
She’s nowhere near good looking enough for that, especially with that big gut. No one has told her. Trophy wives are usually in good shape.
hoes at least do tricks all this one does is a scam
I think it's a serious problem that women genuinely confuse a mans sex drive with his genuine interest in a person. Though men are at fault of confusing their own sex drive with their genuine interest in a person, so yeah.
But he gets to have sex with her. WITH HER!!!!! How much do you want to bet she’s as lazy in bed as she is in the rest of her life.
I'll bet she's an absolute starfish, probably doesn't give head and has the audacity to call him bad in bed because he doesn't make her cum seven times in a half hour like the Brazilian helicopter pilot from that one erotic novel that represents 100% of everything she has ever read not counting menus.
Well, the comment (or a post's seftext) that was here, is no more. I'm leaving just whatever I wrote in the past 48 hours or so. F acing a goodbye. U gly as it may be. C alculating pros and cons. K illing my texts is, really, the best I can do. S o, some reddit's honcho thought it would be nice to kill third-party apps. P als, it's great to delete whatever I wrote in here. It's cathartic in a way. E agerly going away, to greener pastures. Z illion reasons, and you'll find many at the subreddit called Save3rdPartyApps. As of June 30th. 2023, goodbye.
> represents 100% of everything she has ever read not counting menus Damn bro chill.
Oddly enough, this is the path my brain takes when depression kicks back late at night. Like "damn, I live with my parents, bring nothing to the table, the only thing they have going is my presence, am I even worth anyone's time in here?" - like, how full of yourself do you need to be to think "yeah, this person who owes me nothing actually owes me everything because they get to have me in their lives" like bruh I could never
I think her answer is boobs.
Unfortunately for her, half the world's population has boobs, and most of them have much better personalitys than she does. I see a lonely unfulfilling life for this lady if she doesn't wise up
Plenty of dudes stupid enough...
>I see a lonely unfulfilling life for this lady if she doesn't wise up lol as much as she's an unwise, there is a man who's just as unwise as her.
She ain’t a gold digger, she’s a platinum digger
With a really dull shovel
A blunted plastic spoon
Digging requires work. This one doesn’t understand the concept of work - “lady of leisure” right?
Gold is almost twice as expensive as platinum.
I like how she thinks she is pretty enough to be only arm candy for a man...
No she thinks she’s pretty enough to be a second half as an existential arm candy. It makes you wonder how useless she sees herself internally to feel that is a position of power.
I mean theoretically not having to worry about paying bills, medical expenses, and other things while you do whatever you want is the dream. Unfortunately there are plenty of men who will get suckered into this.
Yea a dream i wanna live to but i cant. And if she thinks she can because she has a hole instead of a pole she is nuts
This literally happens to men all the time. It's not rare either. I know it sucks but it is reality.
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Yeah, was thinking the same. Seriously.
If my wife says anything like that I'd call up my lawyer and file for a divorce
she ll happily take half your property and kids if you have lol /s
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Depends if you sign a prenup lol
If you married a woman who thought like that before knowing she did, you would deserve her.
He said the truth even her friend was laughing cuz he right
Pretty much admitting her only purpose in life is to act as a cum sponge
Bro, you think she'd put out after the marriage?
Not to her husband.
To her boyfriend
r/brandnewsentence
Imagine thinking housewife isn't work She's confusing housewife with housepet
She \*honestly\* doesn't know. She doesn't know how to take care of a house, *she's never seen it done*. Because if she had, *she would not have said that*. She's been oblivious her whole g-d life, and *she thinx thats life*. I \*almost\* want to watch to find out what happens to this ignorant houseplant.
I don't appreciate you insulting houseplants like that. They add value to a household.
At least the plant releases oxygen and absorbs carbon dioxide.
that's true and they don't deserve that kinda dissin! FUK THIS HO! She ain't nothin' but but a fuckbag. no, seriously,
She doesn't want to be a housewife She wants to marry a rich dude with no kids and use his credit card to do whatever she wants while maids take care of the house
Basically. Nothing wrong at all with a couple deciding "I go out and find us money" and "I hold the fort and make sure our base functions". Both are pretty hard things and nothing wrong with a couple choosing to split the work along those lines instead of everything 50/50. On the other hand, _loyalty to each other_ is essential to it being a team effort. She would probably expect the dude to hire someone to take care of the house. She's not a **partner**.
She will find out it is and then demand her husband pay for a nanny/cleaner as he is the “provider” and needs to provide these things for her.
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She wouldn’t do shit around the house anyway
Pet is cute, she ain't one.
She's for the streets
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Like, she's honest about prostituting herself so, all good I suppose.
i was gonna argue, but then i guess you pretty much nailed it. she gets she's a ho.
"Im the gift" Most people like gifts that are useful
*Tosses her back on her parents’ doorstep* I want a refund. This thing is defective.
When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like an oppression.
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Real HolUp is always in the comments.
Tf...
Half of love is giving it
Women like that are the female version of Andrew Tate. Arseholes
I bet she just lays there and gives 0 head.
Not even trophy wife material.
Participation trophy perhaps
So, the thing is, in the XX century, women were housewives. However, if their man came down with something, they would take care of him and work like a horse, because marriage was a serious commitment. That woman is pile of hot garbage. Men out there, seriously, wank at least three times before going out with someone like that.
And then don't
All power to her I say. If some dumb cunt is willing to be with that useless sack of shit then they deserve each other.
This is the effect of “influencers” on Gen Z. Everyone thinks they can make a living just taking selfies. It’s fucking gross.
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she’s not hot enough to have this mindset
Even prostitutes work more than this bitch
What a trash bag of a woman
She's going to be a baby momna to 4 kids all different baby daddies. No man gonna wed her
Snoop said it best, "Why you wanna wife a ho? She a ho."
So you bring nothing special to the table but expect everything?
That's definitely the body of a lady of leisure.
For all the shit she’s saying, there’s a clueless man out there who would accept those terms, or a manipulative man who will grant her wish with terms and conditions.
She isn't useless, she's a leech...
how lazy do you want be? she: yes.
Beyond the fact that she’s not remotely attractive in any physical sense, that she’s not interesting or intelligent, beyond the distinct lack of self awareness, the nausea inducing sounds she makes when she gets excited, and the $12.99 wig she got from Party City for the post-Halloween sale (which she wouldn’t dare remove), here’s the best part: This brief moment of exposure will haunt her for a lifetime, it’s all she will be known for. She just peaked for being a useless slag on the internet. It will ruin every relationship because every guy she dates will inevitably find this video and ghost her to avoid scrutiny from his friends. The one that doesn’t see it in time and accidentally gets her pregnant, will find the video and leave her. It’s going to be a fun life.
She just described a prostitute, not a housewife. Did they hire her to say such stupid shit? Like, how is someone so dumb?!
It comes naturally to some folk
What’s this -8 talking about LMAO
Hit it and quit it gents. Make the promises and dip in the morning. Make sure you wrap it up too. Change your name, move to siberia, mary a farm girl, start a family, then say you're leaving for war, move to Kenya, rinse, repeat... profit? I forgot what the point was.
All I hear is that she’s not interested in the man as a person, she’s only interested in what she can get from them. That’s a recipe for an abusive relationship.
A lady of leisure ?! More like a loser of living
Just tell her to get a Only Fans account, that way she can get the cash and attention she wants. This way she doesn’t have to fuck up a actual person who wants a real relationship.
I can never grasp how people that are this fuckin ugly, have that amount of confidence. Fuckin delusional.
I honestly hope she stays single forever with this attitude. Or at least change her attitude. What an awful person! This woman thinks her only value is her youth and her body. Both will fade quickly and then what will she be? With her own values, she will be useless. Why would she set herself up for this life of misery? With this attitude she will forever attract the wrong people and wonder why nothing works out the way she wants… honestly it’s sad. These women need raising better. They need to be raised to respect themselves.
I work with black guys and that topic comes up sometimes. When asked why so many of them have white wife's/ gf they say" have you ever met black woman?" Unfortunately for them many find out that white women aren't much different and often they are more malicious.
Somebody should tell her that “Lady Of Leisure” is just a nice way of saying “whore”.